A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

[KingdomAces]

Jump backwards at the last second, then shove the second guard into the first. Disarm as many guards as possible.

[Cheery Dog]

Light chair leg on fire

[Annadog40]

Jump out window.

[Radja]

Follow the guard outside.

[Radja]

[Annadog40]

[Felissan]

Inspire competence to KingdomAces.

[Aronis]

I didn't forget about this and will update either tomorrow morning if I get the chance or whenever I get home. Srry about the delay.

[Aronis]

finally updated!

Look around and see if anyone else is in the area. Pay attention to the guard I am following.

RESULT

You look around and spot the two guards on horsemen who are observing the situation at the moment. The carriage driver is sitting atop the carriage doing nothing. Then two guards and "KingdomAces" are fighting near the broken window. You follow the guard over to the back of the carriage where he stops and says "Get in."

ENTER ACTION: __________

Jump backwards at the last second, then shove the second guard into the first. Disarm as many guards as possible.

RESULT

You jump backwards and shove the guards into each other causing them to crash to the ground away from you. They both appear to have a firm grip on their weaponry however and might be able to recover by the time you reach them, an offensive move would probably have better success considering their current position.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Light chair leg on fire

RESULT

You hold the chair leg in the fire waiting for it to ignite. You guess that with time it will finally ignite, but it will require waiting a minute or two.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Check to see if I, the other prisoners and the guards have tails.

Jump out window.

RESULT

You can tell that "Cheery Dog" has a tail, nobody else around you appears to. You can't remember whether or not you do. After investigating the mysterious tail, you jump, well more like step, out the window carefully making sure to avoid the chair and glass.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Follow the guard outside.

RESULT

You follow the guard and "randommidget" outside and over to the back of the carriage where the guard stops and says "Get in."

ENTER ACTION: __________

Inspire competence to KingdomAces.

ACTION FAILED

You try to inspire confidence in "KingdomAces" perhaps thinking you still have some sort of a mental connection with your fellow players, unfortunately it doesn't work.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Cheery Dog]

Once the leg is alight, head outside towards the carriage.

[ConManMick]

I attempt to inspire my fellow players by coming up with an entirely new verse to the teapot song

[Randomnamechange]

get in the carriage

[Radja]

get in the carriage

[KingdomAces]

Run up and kick and/or step on the chest of one of the guards. Use any free time to scan their armor for weak points or holes, and strike at any found on the legs while trying to avoid doing permanent damage.

At this point, I'm fairly sure surrendering would be more helpful to everyone involved, including myself, but I really want to keep this sword.

[Felissan]

Sing to KA so he's more likely to succeed

[Annadog40]

Shout that there is a guy with a flame stick!

[Elekitu]

Cry to KA so he's more likely to succeed

[Aronis]

Once the leg is alight, head outside towards the carriage.

RESULT

You wait until the chair leg finally catches on fire and then head out the door on your way to the carriage.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I attempt to inspire my fellow players by coming up with an entirely new verse to the teapot song

RESULT

You create an entirely new verse to your teapot song and begin singing it. You hope it will inspire people, but there are no visible results that you can see.

ENTER ACTION: __________

get in the carriage

RESULT

You climb in the carriage, sitting at the front on the right side.

ENTER ACTION: __________

get in the carriage

RESULT

You climb in the carriage, sitting at the front on the left side.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Run up and kick and/or step on the chest of one of the guards. Use any free time to scan their armor for weak points or holes, and strike at any found on the legs while trying to avoid doing permanent damage.

At this point, I'm fairly sure surrendering would be more helpful to everyone involved, including myself, but I really want to keep this sword.

RESULT

You run and step on the chest of one guard while the other rolls to his feet a short distance away. You weakly slice at a weak point in the man's armor, giving him a minor cut that only serves to anger him. Meanwhile the other guard appears to be slowly retreating.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Sing to KA so he's more likely to succeed

RESULT

You join in the singing. You hope it will inspire people, specifically "KingdomAces", but there are no visible results that you can see.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Shout that there is a guy with a flame stick!

RESULT

You shout a warning about someone carrying a flaming stick. You notice the guard at the rear of the carriage heed your call as he moves toward the person with the stick, prepared to intercept him.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Cry to KA so he's more likely to succeed

RESULT

You continue crying. You hope it will inspire people, specifically "KingdomAces", but there are no visible results that you can see.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Annadog40]

Look for a bucket.

[KingdomAces]

Punch the injured one in the face, in an attempt to knock him out. To the other one, say "One last time, why are we here, and where are you taking us?"

[ConManMick]

Shoulder charge the guard advancing on cheery dog, and, as per usual, continue with the teapot song

[Cheery Dog]

Hide flaming stick behind back and get into the carriage

[Klazam]

I walk in from behind the carriage, yelling "meet my little friend" as I shoot at the guard that is threatening KA the most with a machine-crossbow

[Randomnamechange]

say to radja "well this is a bit of a shitstorm"

[Felissan]

Go look for another exit while the guards are busy.