Mini 1776: Evolution Mafia (Game Over)

[hiplop]

might as well fullclaim

I'm a FUCKING BOMB. PGO, essentially for nightkills.

Thats why I 'crumbed' so hard day one.

now lets vote eap in peace plz

[zakk]

You better start giving a fuck about Space Jam, and you better start giving a fuck fast.

Omfg I just saw this now and I'm DYING holy shit that's pure gold

[hiplop]

zakk do you base your reads on like the funniest post or what

[zakk]

No. I just read the thread tho

Vote: EAP

Reasons:

If EAP is town hiplop's ez lynch tomorrow
If EAP is scum, hiplop is pretty much conftown so scum will/should kill him
I don't really see hiplop as scum (triple H scum team post was a joke for while I reread)
EAP is fine trading himself for hiplop if that's the way it ends up going down
Either way they both probably die so EAP seems like a better first choice

zakk, over and out

[Persivul]

Prod received. I've skimmed and not changing my vote for now, but I need to re-read the claims. US tax deadline is in one week, I can put more time to games after that.

[zakk]

Yea ty for reminding me to do my taxes lol

[I_Am_Not_Varsoon]

Here is the problem with that line of thinking, Zak:
If you kill me, scum kills Apricity for cop potential. If you don't kill me, scum had to choose between Apricity and myself.

[Edgar Allan Pro]

might as well fullclaim

I'm a FUCKING BOMB. PGO, essentially for nightkills.

Thats why I 'crumbed' so hard day one.

now lets vote eap in peace plz

Good job negating any utility your claimed role might have had while simultaneously explaining why scum-you won't be killed.
It's so obvious you're scum that it hurts.
I hope you coast off your stupid Godfather 'clear' until endgame.

Here is the problem with that line of thinking, Zak:
If you kill me, scum kills Apricity for cop potential. If you don't kill me, scum had to choose between Apricity and myself.

Pickin up the slips.

[Edgar Allan Pro]

because errant and you should be townreading me

just a heads up

that varsoon has never townread me ever

These are both lies.
Hiplop is just straight lying and crossing his fingers you'll believe him.

Aside from that, his behavior (esp. wrt Hellhound) is not cutting it for town.

I'm sorry if my 'treatment' of my number 1 scumread was wrong?

he has 3 votes

i have one

vote eap

This is Hiplop directly trying to strongarm a lynch on me. Chances are, his scumbuddies are already voting me, so he's created a false sense of "Oh there are three votes for him and only one for me, he's clearly the scummier one" when scum control the strongest unified voting bloc in the game right now.

So basically if you guys don't lynch hiplop, I don't know what's wrong with you.

[Edgar Allan Pro]

So I REALLY hate when I lay out what is a very clear, unrefuted argument for why Hiplop is scum and Hiplop's response is
"No guuuys Varsoon can't read me, you guys, I'm town, lynch him! Look at how many votes he has."
Nevermind the whole "Varsoon has never correctly read me" is null-as-fuck and even errs on a scumslip--it's basically admission that I am trying to 'figure out' his alignment rather than the fact I could be scum/already know it.


And then you believe him over me.

So like, let's change that?
Guys Hiplop has never correctly read me before!
Guys you know I'm town this is the towniest game I've ever played
Guys Hiplop has 9 votes on him pls lynch

[Persivul]

i didnt know about the godfather thing

didn't know i couldnt action am'd

i townslipped get over it

Proclaiming your own town slips is really bad.

might as well fullclaim

I'm a FUCKING BOMB. PGO, essentially for nightkills.

Thats why I 'crumbed' so hard day one.

now lets vote eap in peace plz

Yes, you claimed to have a super great role, and yet you're still alive. Plus you claim to be bomb, but you weren't afraid of taking out a protective with the big claim, and you haven't gone off. And you think you're a very good player, but you didn't understand how the mechanics worked? Ever think of PMing the mod? This shit doesn't add up.

VOTE: hiplop

[hiplop]

for nightkills.

[hiplop]

I'm a FUCKING BOMB. PGO,

essentially for nightkills

.

[hiplop]

I apologize apricity, its persy/eap

[Persivul]

You claimed a super role that should have attracted a NK and/or protection, yet no one died even though you now claim you're a bomb. That's bullshit, no matter how big you make the font.

[Edgar Allan Pro]

"Oh fuck someone else thinks I'm scum because they can see that I'm lying full-tilt; better call them scumbuddies with EAP!"

[Edgar Allan Pro]

Don't refute arguments or anything, Hiplop.
I'm sure your buddies will sheep you and give town a false sense of you being right.

[hiplop]

You claimed a super role that should have attracted a NK and/or protection, yet no one died even though you now claim you're a bomb. That's bullshit, no matter how big you make the font.

NIGHTKILL

NIGHTKILLS

I should have been shot, yes. Idk why I didn't. It makes me think spectre is scummy, actually. Thats the reason.

[Edgar Allan Pro]

I've got a really awesome reason for why you haven't been shot yet; scum don't shoot themselves.
Also, scum bomb is a thing that could exist, so I'm not even really doubting the validity of the claim.

[Edgar Allan Pro]

It's just that the way you claimed completely wrecks it of any town utility and only serves the purpose of explaining why you won't be shot from here on out

Which, imo, is a super scum thing to do.

[Edgar Allan Pro]

Unless you have strong reason to believe there is a town vig in the setup who might shoot you, but if you did, then that doesn't align with you trying to draw a kill/stealing hammer and playing very scummy.

[hiplop]

I WAS ONLY A BOMB NIGHT ONE HOLY SHIT

[hiplop]

3Playing with you is the fucking worst

[Heat]

wait if you were only a bomb night 1 then are you a PGO now?

[hiplop]

no

i didnt get to evolve