MINI 504- PEGBAM...GAME OVER!

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Green is mine!

Ps. I are your co-mod for this session of PEGBAM!™

Mod Edit: Flameaxe is indeed your co-mod.

He gets same respect as everyone else

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I WILL GET YOU OMAN! YOU WILL BE DEAD TOMORROW!

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As Pickem has basically stated, due to the fast pace of the game, we will be waiting until Thursday at 6PM for those still needing to confirm before looking for replacements. Those who haven't confirmed have been sent reminder/prod PM's with this information.

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The "OMGWTFBBQ ALL UP IN YO GRILLZ, COOKIN' STEAKS" Vote Count!

Karen[3]jdodge, morbuzaan, Karen.

originality[2]KaleiÐoscøpe, ALSleet.
JDodge[1]scotmany12.
Oman[2]originality, distad.
Morbuzaan[1]poppinpuffin.
AlSleet[2]Sammich, Oman.

Not Voting[1]fixation

12 alive, it takes 7 to lynch!

Current deadline is 11 days and 2 hours (roughly) away!

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This game needs moar VOTE COUNTS!

originality[4]KaleiÐoscøpe, ALSleet, Oman, Morbuzaan.

Karen[3]jdodge, Karen, Sammich.
JDodge[1]scotmany12.
Oman[1] distad.
Morbuzaan[1]poppinpuffin.
AlSleet[1] Originality.

Not Voting[1]fixation

12 alive, it takes 7 to lynch!

Current deadline is 9 days, 5 hours, and 30 minutes away from this post!

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originality[3]ALSleet, Morbuzaan, Sammich.

Oman[2] distad, ChronX.
Karen[1]jdodge.
JDodge[1]scotmany12,
Morbuzaan[1]poppinpuffin.
distad[1]KaleiÐoscøpe
ChronX[1]Oman
Sammich[1]originality
Scotmany[1]Karen.

Not Voting[0]

12 alive, it takes 7 to lynch!

Hurriez! Deadline 5 days away!

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[quote="Pickem"]

ALL ROLES WERE RANDOMLY CHOSEN VIA TI-83 PLUS CALCULATOR, WHILE I WAS BORED IN MATH CLASS.

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THE "CLOCK IS TICKING" VOTE COUNT!

Sammich[3]originality,Morbuzaan, distad.

originality[3]ALSleet,Sammich,KaleiÐoscøpe.
ChronX[3]Jdodge, Oman, Scotmany12
Scotmany[2]Karen, ChronX.
Morbuzaan[1]poppinpuffin.

Not Voting[0]

12 alive, it takes 7 to lynch!

Hurriez! Deadline 1 days 6 HOURS away!

*sammich at DL*

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Sammich was the first to reach 3, and thus, is on the block for this "day".

Mod Edit: Flameaxe is right

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Ha. I laughed at that one.

Anyway you guys have about 11 hours left if anyone feels like being productive until then.

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Panzerjager replaces ChronX, effective immediately. Games are more fun under a 2 hour deadline, no?

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THE "2 hours and everyone is in silent time" VOTE COUNT!

Sammich[4]originality,Morbuzaan, distad, JDodge.

originality[3]ALSleet,Sammich,KaleiÐoscøpe.
Scotmany[2]Karen, Panzer.
Panzer[1]Scotmany12.
Morbuzaan[1]poppinpuffin.

Not Voting[0]

12 alive, it takes 7 to lynch!

Hurriez! Deadline 2 HOURS AWAY!

*sammich at DL*

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THE FINAL DAY 1 VOTE COUNT!

Sammich[4]originality, Morbuzaan, distad, JDodge.

originality[4]ALSleet, Sammich, KaleiÐoscøpe, Panzer.
Scotmany[2]Karen.
Panzer[1]Scotmany12.
Morbuzaan[1]poppinpuffin.

Not Voting[0]

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It's been one hell of a day. Everyone is tired from...Pegbam-ing... You all gather around the center of the convention center, and take a seat as suspenseful music begins blasting from the walls. And then the power goes out, and in the darkness...you still hear the music. Why? Because technology kicks ass, thats why! Poppinpuffin decides that this would be a good time to discuss the death of Mike Jones (Who?). Everyone points fingers, people disappear and have others take their place, bandwagons were formed, Oman yelled at people! Oi!

The clock was ticking, it was almost time for hypersleep. (it's what all the cool people do these days...) People began to suspect Sammich, and moved their fingers toward him...DING, TIMES UP! Distad grabs the lynching rope, and glances at Sammich. You all begin to walk towards him, ready to kill, when suddenly...

The beanbag chair he is sitting in EATS HIM and spits out his PEGBAM™ ID card. It reads:

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Name: Sammich
Gender: Male
Employment: Currently Unemployed.
Role:

Vanilla Townie.

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It is now

Night 1.

Those with night actions please send them in to PEG as soon as possible.

DL FOR NIGHT ACTIONS: 3 DAYS FROM NOW

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No more hypersleep for you!

says the man on the intercom, and instantly everyone stops....hypersleeping... And thus the morning meeting of PEGBAM™ begins! But you are hungry, so you go to eat breakfast in the Bounce House Buffet Hall. (Uhm...hell yes?)

You sit down and KScope lifts the lid off the platter...to find....ORIGINALITY'S HEAD! HIS BODY TOO! Stuck in his eyeball is his ID card:

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Name: Originality
Gender: Male
Employment: Oompa Loompa Supervisor
Role:

Vanilla Townie.

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And thus day 2 of the PEGBAM™ Awesomefest begins...

With 10 Alive, it takes 6 to lynch!

Deadline October 14th, 8PM Central Time.

Mod Edit: No more talking

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The "I'm bored and feel like counting things" Votecount:

Distad[1](JDodge)

Panzerjager[1](Scotmany12)
Scotmany12[1](Oman)

Not Voting[7](Everyone Else)

Concidering prods on Karen, Morbuzaan, KScope, and Poppinpuffin. Will give them a day or two to post before resorting to that.

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d3sisted replaces Morbuzaan, effective once he posts.

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This will seem strange coming from me but...keep the personal attacks to yourself, people. Carry on.

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Scot has the correct interpretation.

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!VC

Panzerjager[5](Scotmany12,distad,d3sisted,KaleiÐoscøpe,Oman)

d3sisted[3]{Jdodge,Panzerjager, Erg0)
Scotmany12[1](Karen)

Not Voting: AlSleet*

10 Alive 6 to lynch!
~2.5 Hours till deadline.

*=Prodding...

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Deadline reached by my time. Twilight posting is fine until the lynch scene is posted.

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Final Day 2 Vote Count:

Panzerjager[5](Scotmany12,distad,d3sisted,KaleiÐoscøpe,Oman)

d3sisted[3]{Jdodge,Panzerjager, Erg0)
Scotmany12[1](Karen)

Not Voting: AlSleet

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Another lengthy day at PEGBAM™. Everyone meets yet again...because meeting is cool. Today, fingers are pointed at primarily 2 people. Those two people being Scotmany and Panzer.

Everyone looks at Panzer and points! Then Panzer points at Scot! Everyone points at Scot! Everyone thinks for a second...And look and point at the ground...THEN POINT AT PANZER AGAIN! Karen pulls out her 'Shovel of Truth' and taunts Panzer with it.

Panzer runs! Fast! Because he is some sort of gerbil thing. (Seriously, what is it?) Karen tries to catch him, but can't, so she throws her shovel at him! It lands in his back, and he falls over. As he does, his ID card flies out of his pocket and impales Oman's hand!

"F$#%!!! Ouch! OI!" He Screams. Everyone gathers around and reads his...well, hand.

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Name: Panzerjager
Gender: Gerbil Thing
Employment: Blow Dart Emporium
Role:

Blow Dartin' Goon

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It is now

Night 2.

Those with night actions please send them into PEG or myself as soon as possible.

Night deadline: 3 Days from this post. Roughly.

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Disclaimer: Flavor text means nothing at all. I pick names at random, except Oman getting his hand impaled.

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The sun rises inside the convention center and the smell of freshly cooked bacon wakes you from your sleep. "I smell it, but cannot see it!" exclaimed JDodge. They all start searching frantically for the mysterious bacon smell, but cannot find it. The last place they decide to look is the giant dollhouse's kitchen, and the smell became stronger! "This must be the place," stated Distad. He heads towards the fake oven and opens it slowly to reveal D3sisted, burnt to a crisp. In the bottom of the oven sat his Official PEGBAM™ ID Card, it turns out he was an average joe...that happened to be at PEGBAM™

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D3sisted, Vanilla Town, Burnt to a crisp Night 2.

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After you are done mourning the loss of D3sisted, you notice that someone else is....missing. "We should split up, and search for clues." states Oman. Then BBM pops up from the floor and smacks him, "That's my phrase, damnit." And the he disappears again, like nothing ever happened. Anyway, you do in fact, split up and search for clues, but you don't find any. Then Scot notices a light in the corner of his eye, and sees someone tied to a chair...That person is none other than Alsleet. Surrounding him are a bunch of open Ramen packets. "Wait a minute, the noodles are still in here, but the seasoning isn't!" Yelled Scot, as everyone glances at Alsleet. His mouth is wide open, and filled to the top with Ramen seasoning. It was apparent that was how he died; death by the season of the month. It was beef flavored.

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Alsleet, Vanilla Town, Choked with Ramen seasoning Night 2

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And thus the

third day

begins. With 7 alive, it will take 4 to send someone packing.

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BBM pops in from the floor and says, "Hey guys, someone said they are being insulted, and want me to do something about it. The only problem is, I don't care enough. Have a vote count while I'm here:

Karen

has 2 votes, those votes coming from Erg0 and and Oman, and is currently is in the lead for lynch votes.

Distad

has 1 vote coming from JDodge.

If you can't tell, there are

seven

of you alive. It will take you

four

votes to make bad things resulting in death happen to them.

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BBM pops up from the floor again. "PEG is right" And goes back into the floor.

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It's approaching night. Therefore, it's time for dinner. Oman yells to everyone, "Hey guys! We really shouldn't let all this Ramen go to waste, I'm pretty sure that's a deadly sin." Then you all start to pick up the seasonless Ramen packets and eat it dry. It's so bland and flavorless, it makes you all start to go mad as if you are addicted to seasonings! You all start to hallucinate, imagining that Karen is a giant seasoning packet, full of seasoning.

Everyone is drooling as they stare, slowly moving closer to her, ready to season. You try to open the imagined seasoning packet, but just can't seem to break the skin. You decide the only possible way to open the gateway to untold riches...of flavor...is to lynch it open. There is only one problem though, earlier that day, JDodge was being an asshat and threw your lynchin' rope out the window, and the outside world scares you. Plus once you go PEGBAM, you never go back.

You begin to look for rope as Oman says, "We should split up, and search for rope!". Then BBM pops in from the floor, punches him in the gut and says, "Damnit man! My phrase! I can give you a PR, mister," and then he goes away again. Anyway, you continue to search desprately for some rope to use for the lynch, but cannot find anything at all! But then, Distad thinks of an idea. "Guys, we should take all of our Ramen wrappers and string them together to make a rope out of it!" Distad announces. Everyone, including Karen, agrees that this is a splendid idea.

In a few minutes the rope is complete, and the team is ready to go to Seasoningtown™. You tie up the giant seasoning packet, and she kicks the lever herself, tearing the top off of her perferated spine. You all imagine yourself seasoning your Ramen as you begin to come to your senses. I shouldn't need to go into any more details here. Use your imagination, I already used mine.

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Karen, Townie, Used as Ramen Seasoning Day 3

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Then, the floor pops up, and you are expecting BBM to be there. But it's not! It is in fact celebrity football commentator John Madden! "Hey folks, John Madden here to give commentary on your lynch today!" "Uh, John, you already missed the lynch," Erg0 states. "So we got the town over here, and the Ramen over here," John says as he draws circles on the screen, use your imagination folks, "and the town is all like 'Hey I'm hungry we should get some food' and one of em is like 'BOOM! I got Ramen!" and they all eat it up and talk football and how amazing brett favre is. You know, Brett Favre is the greatest player in football, hands down; you can put him in a wheelchair and he would play BETTER! BOOM! So anyway, they think it needs more seasoning, or as that emeril guy says "BAM!"

Then BBM pops up and stabs John Madden. "That guy is really annoying. Anyway, I brought you guys more season packets. They are beef flavored." Then he goes away because he wasted enough of your time by now.

It is now

Night Three

, please send your night actions to PEG or myself by

October 22, 10pm CST.

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"Good morning campers," Says BBM softly on the intercom, "Time to wake. You ate all the Ramen last night, so breakfast will not be served." Everyone is saddened by the news, but then you realize that its your own fault anyway. Yet again, you begin to search for some food. You turn the corner to see Erg0's body hanging from a bear trap that triggered around his head. You see his shirt torn open and the words "Beef Flavored" are branded on his chest.

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Erg0, Townie, Bear Trapped Night 3.

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Because no one likes branded Erg0 for breakfast, especially beef flavored brands, you begin to look more. Then the lights suddenly turn out, but you can still see slightly. The lights suddenly turn on for you to watch Aunt Jemima and Betty Crocker throwdown a bruisefest on KScope's face. Then the Keebler elves pop in from the floor and join the brawl, while you sit there and do nothing like a bunch of jackasses. One of the elves pull out a sword made of cookies, and you hungry people stare as he jams it into KScope's gut. Oman runs up to the elf and kills him with his laser gun. PSKEW PSKEW PSKEW! Then you ate the cookie sword, mmm.

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KaleiÐoscøpe, Mafia Goon, Beatdown by Product Icons.

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The

Fourth Day

begins. There are four of you alive, it will take 3 to lynch.

I'm not going to worry about the deadline right now, as it is late in the game. PEG can put one in if he feels its needed. Just think 15 days from now.

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Oman[1](Jdodge)

4A/3L

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Final

Day 4

Vote Count:

Oman [3] (Distad, JDodge, Scotmany)

No Lynch [1] (Oman)

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Someone stole my flavor. You tie Oman up and lynch him and stuff.

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Oman, NK Immune Serial Killer

, Lynched Day 4.

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It is now

Night 4.

Send your actions to Pickemgenius ASAP.

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RAMEN.

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@Flay: To make Ramen seasoning, of course!