Blitz Game Queue (Closed)

OceanWind · Post Post #8 (isolation #0) » Sat Oct 31, 2015 5:38 pm

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."

Q: How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 500, 1 to hold the light bulb and 499 to turn the house.

Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween.

OceanWind · Post Post #365 (isolation #1) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:50 pm

/in Ether