Worst role ideas?

[LucianRoy]

You are Batman.

You are a miller.

That's all.

(I always wanted to see someone claim to be a miller with the stupidest role name.)
Worse roles on the way.

[LucianRoy]

You are a vegetable.
You are town hated, mute, voteless, macho, bulletproof miller.
You know all the names of the mafia, but you can't say them.
If you post anything in the thread, you automatically die.
If you do anything at all, you automatically die.

All you can do is watch the town burn at the hands of the scum you can see, and there's nothing you can do about it.

[LucianRoy]

You are Adam Sandler.

Each night you can choose to either be protected by the confines of a grade school, or take a pot shot with your driver.
The school will protect you from any, and all abilities targeted at you. The driver-shot serves as a random kill.

You win when you complete grade school.

[LucianRoy]

You are the Hash Slinging Slasher.
Every night, you can kill one person who chooses to take out the trash. Your weapon of choice is a rusty spatula.

[LucianRoy]

You are The Nosy Housewife: a town role which is able to view a copy of one randomly selected letter that is sent within the night phase. However, this is a day ability, so the message that was intercepted will be revealed at the end of the day. If you are still alive night three, you are able to send one message to you husband, the Mailman. On night five, if still alive, you are able to send one message to any player of your choice. The mailman will be revealed to you at the beginning of the game.

[LucianRoy]

You are LucianRoy, you make shit roles.
You win if one of your roles makes it into a game

I thought this was the shit roles thread?