Dance of the Title Fairy: Pale Moonlight Edition

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Nominate Antihero for al;kdjfal;kj

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He does it all the time in games. it's distinctly Antihero. will get references when I get back to my desk but anyone who knows him would agree

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and he does it just because when he has nothing else to say. it's a pretty standard Antihero thing.

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Here's more

Subject: Micro 434 - pirate mollie - Antihero PT

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Subject: Serum & Steel 2: The Rise of Phyrexia--Endgame

OH, I SAY I'M SO MAD

HUMP A RUMP A DUMP DUMP DUMPAIJSEPOJRA;LESJR;LKA

Subject: Serum & Steel 2: The Rise of Phyrexia--Endgame

just lynch me

me is so smart

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<500 iq points right here

Subject: Micro 405 - Antihero - EspeciallyTheLies PT

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let's see what mollie comes back with re: reck.

Subject: Micro 324: Bridge Mafia (D3, 6/9 alive)

LOLOLOLOLOLO

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VOTE: lucky

Subject: Micro 324: Bridge Mafia (D3, 6/9 alive)

oh, PR+kill while both scum are alive?

weak

/sourgrapes mumblemumblemubmkl;dsajfsa;lkfsja;lkfdsa

Subject: Micro 324: Bridge Mafia (D3, 6/9 alive)

i can't believe i went off the goddamn deep end and went full moron when i had scum in my sights....

/ughgflkjdsafjk;ldsajf;ldsa

i suck so hard....

Subject: Micro 434 - Winter's Ball [Game Over]

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Subject: Micro 434 - Winter's Ball [Game Over]

oh i'm fucking stupid i thought you said he said hi

/silghlsd;oua

Subject: Micro 434 - Winter's Ball [Game Over]

GAH DON'T DO THIS I HATE THIS THIS SUCKSDUL;KASUFDLKDSAF

Subject: Micro 434 - Winter's Ball [Game Over]

what??? I'm just being logical anti. don't worry.

NO THIS NOT FUCKING LOGICAL THIS IS THIS OPPOSITE OF LOGICAL I'M SITTING HERE TEARING MY HAIR OUT AND CRYING INTO A PILLOW B/C I HATE THIS

SHIT

AFDSJKL;SJFL;IUOPFU

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not to be that guy derailing a good nomination, but is there a cleverer way to use that than simply quoting it?

i am not clever.

though, i'm not sure how it could be, given the nature of it.

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but also i think... it would look perfect under his name.

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send iiiiiiiiit to him see what he says

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ok ok

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eh? So Anti's title is basically just HE SMASHES KEYS ON THE KEYBOARD WHEN RAGING?

Because there a million people that do that. Maybe he does it a lot but it doesn't seem particularly unique to him.

Also, yeah, let's not just quote the thing if we ARE going to give out a title based on something so non-unique. Something like

Strokin' Out

would be funnier and less direct.

I actually REALLY like this

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Plus, I generally dislike giving titles based on LMAO RAGE. It has happened before, which that alone makes the title pretty much not unique. UberNinja got one. kuribo got one. Fate got one. LLD got one. ABR got one? That's just off the top of my head. How is raging unique? How is it title-worthy? And does it not just encourage a potentially destructive type of behavior?

also I hate this argument though because first of all, it's not a rage thing and it's not destructive. it's literally a shtick of his. there is absolutely no other user on the site that I would go yeah that would fit them too. because there isn't one. it fits him so absolutely perfectly and the people who play with him the most and have spent the most time talking with him and experiencing his play style agree.

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prismatic puppeteer covers everything though and sounds amazing.

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I much prefer something like

F***ing Sweetheart

for Tammy.

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I think Saulres should get something like...

Cheshire Cat

because his games are always madness and often modded by an alt.

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I am acknowledging that

Very Important Pigeon

has reached five, and I won't make a decision on it for about 24 hours.

Better?

no. you made us over discuss anti's title to death for no reason.

PIGEON WILL WAIT JUST AS LONG DAMMIT.

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less is more.

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but i like fat and sassy

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I kinda like

Jared from Subway

assuming jake's OK with it, of course.

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Yeah this is actually good. I wasn't too keen on the weight loss nod at first but this is raelly good.

3rd

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So re: name puns i feel like the username is a huge chunk of how we know each other, and I think the bad username titles fail other tests too.

That said, the one I suggested for jake totally fails the on-site criteria, as someone pointed out. It's a really fantastic achievement, but I feel like we can find something that's a better story than 'lost a bunch of weight one time'

-.-

you're the one that advocated it.

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is it kanye who says "pleae sdont drink"? or is that someone else

or please dont play league or something like that

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the please dont drink thing is the first thing that comes to mind to me when thinking about kanye, followed by the spelling/non-capitalization.

something like

plaes edont drin k

combines both but i wasn't positive if that was him as the originator or not, because other people have coopted it.

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i dont know how to fuck up "please dont drink" the kanye way.

someone should have him type it 50 times XD

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so just

pleae sdont drink

for kanye?

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oh this is terrible.

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So you want to give someone a title for being a prick...?

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so the nom is calling bro a passive aggressive dick

darn it etl

♥

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There are several members that I would love to nom for

Massive Asscunt

but I don't.

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Cooldog is not "Wanker" for being a douchebag though. Distinct difference. Cooldog is a sweetheart.

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lol NS

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i mean
bro is fine, great even
an important and positive figure on this site
but his title could be about something that's awesome or somewhat more neutrally distinctive about him

sure, I totally agree with this.

i'm not saying he's a douchebag at all. i'm just saying i think the title is neither fitting nor appropriate.

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OMG STOP.

p-edit: @AP/psyche

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Are those in effect now?

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OOOO I'M A JACK OF ALL TRADES

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I'M A JACK OF ALL TRADES!

THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

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^ i like that train of thought. not sure about the exact wording but i like the idea.

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YES! So much better.

2ND scumedian

yeah love this.

nth Scumedian

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I guess it's true hat they say the. Everyoe's got a price. I o't live i a orld here there's to letters missig from the alphabet... The sog ould't ork aymore. I thik it's time for me to bo out of this cold, cruel place. Goa take a log alk ito the suset. Tell my momma I love her. Do't ait up for me...

FTFY

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I seriously just did fid/replace i MS ord yo XD

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OH!

FTFY! It's the best acroym ever. XD

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3rd Stand Up Guy

chkflip's title basically needs to reference the fact that he does comedy, and in itself have humor. Standup Scum and Scumedian satisfied the first part but didn't make a strong effort to actually be comedic. Stand Up Guy sounds exactly what I envision chkflip calling himself if he was running off a few one-liners during a routine.

actually... yeah I like this better.

nth

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i don't think that's what would make it hard

I know what would make me hard.

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Jingle for

Dildo Island Tour Guide

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better link.

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for 3 posts in a single topic that was only visible to mods/team mates for one game?

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ETL he was a master strategist. You don't even know.

oh i know he is.

he's a ninja in disguise.

you think he's all fun and games and trolly jokester and not taking the game seriously until he hits all the scum on D1

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he's one of the only people to actually terrify me in a game. in OC he was "joking around" with me and pretending to scum read me. i was scum. i freaked out.

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i would give all of my limbs for a swarm of kittens.

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YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GET RID OF ORANGE IN SHARP CONTRAST???

Yes well, Psyche, some people need to have TWO title noms approved, you know. It's only fair.

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your avatar is disturbing.

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Nominate Psyche for

Curmudgeon

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3rd

4th

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I absolutely love that title for Psyche.

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is there a synonym we can compromise on
i'm okay with being angry
i'm not okay with being old
i don't even like being 20
it feels unnatural

this is the joke psyche...

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do you guys even know what curmudgeon means
what the culture around the idea excoriates?

curmudgeon
noun cur·mud·geon \(ˌ)kər-ˈmə-jən\

: a person (especially an old man) who is easily annoyed or angered and who often complains

What now? Going to deny your personhood?

IT'S GODDAMN PERFECT PSYCHE.

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deep down i know
that i deserve to bear a title that i hate
like if the scarlet letter happened but instead of getting an A hester gets a letter she particularly dislikes

You do not hate it!

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3rd Curmudgeon

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*throws hands up*

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Yes, if he doesn't reject it and it receives near unanimous nomination.

yass.

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jingle's title is like one away from accept-range i believe.

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Jingle is all about the dildos. Always. In site chat. Always. To the point where he created an entire theme game about dildos. (Well.. it became "dingus" mafia, but still). He often brings up Dildo Island, which is an actual place, and talks about how they do boat tours.

His answer to almost everything is "dildo?"

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does that guy even.. i have not seen him like ever...

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Psyche has rejected

curmudgeon

.

jfc

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I, for one, am very disappointed about it.

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but i love psyche am i the only one who actually loves psyche? is it all a lie?

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Dildo Island Tour Guide

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Dildo Island Tour Guide

Phallacy

No.

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hahah dildo gaggins

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Did we get rid of the 6 months on-site rule for titles...? Because uh wow....

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pfft well ok then.

titles aren't the great thing they once were.

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my point is that it doesn't mean anything to have a title anymore.

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idk, mine still feels pretty sweet

i feel like a lot of the older ones had more thought put into them. they truly "fit" the person, most of the time. now I see titles for people no one knows, who haven't even gotten out of the road to rome, and get titles that were nommed and approved in a single page, for a single action in a single game. it's a bit silly.

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I don't disagree with that statement. However, I don't just "dislike a couple". I definitely feel they have lost their value. I used the most recent as examples of a trend.

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Simply because you disagree with me doesn't mean my opinion is somehow not my opinion. It is how I feel about it. Whether others agree or not doesn't change that.

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Nominate notscience for Not the Godfather
Because of that time he wasn't the godfather.
(There was once a skypemafia game where he was the goon but he claimed to be the godfather anyway, he spent the entire game arguing with the real godfather which of them was the godfather and which of them was the goon, the town lynched and shot someone else, he and the godfather won)

oh. my god. i remember that game.

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Nominate Titus for Godmother of Moonlight

It kind of references the same thing, but it primarily focuses on her skill level as mafia and how she uses both her particular way of thinking and her ability to lead the rest of the scumteam to victory.

I like the moon theme.

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Moon Walker

Now THIS is a great title!

2nd Moon Walker for Titus

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Moon Walker or Moonwalker?

I like both - maybe ask Titus which format she likes better?