The Title Fairy Dances with the Stars-lolz

Mert · Post Post #219 (isolation #0) » Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:26 am

Nominate Raging Rabbit for "Appeal to Ants".

Reference here.

Mert · Post Post #369 (isolation #1) » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:20 pm

Mr. Flay wrote:Smegging Brits, tarting up all our good wholesome vocabulary.

That's nonce sense!

Mert · Post Post #446 (isolation #2) » Wed May 30, 2007 8:55 am

Battle Mage wrote:and considering it comes from Stoofer, its hilarious ironic.

"It's like raaai-yaaain on your wedding day..."

Mert · Post Post #513 (isolation #3) » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:32 am

The Central Scrutinizer wrote:Yeah, I know, but when digging one's own grave, why stop at six feet? I may be requesting titles daily from now on.

Nominate TCS for "Townie". Perpetual noobdom for the win.

Mert · Post Post #596 (isolation #4) » Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:04 am

Alternative suggestion for Tamuz: "Clique Clique Boom"

Mert · Post Post #598 (isolation #5) » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:45 am

Not that I personally noticed (I'm not always reading, I'll admit), but if you say you did then I believe you

Mert · Post Post #609 (isolation #6) » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:55 am

It

was

funny though, Stoof. Whether or not it makes a good title is for the Title Fairy to decide, but I second it, personally.

Mert · Post Post #614 (isolation #7) » Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:47 pm

I have a hardback copy of Lolita on my bookshelf in front of me, as it happens.

The thing is, while it

is

an amusing typo on your part, I find that the best titles are related to something you have said or done in a Mafia capacity rather than based on your handle. Plus, you'll feel better if somebody nominates you for something. I don't think anybody's ever nominated me but I'm not going to ask for a title or ask for somebody to nominate me because I think that'd detract from the satisfaction of having been noticed by somebody else... if that makes sense!

Mert · Post Post #675 (isolation #8) » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:21 am

YB < yb

Mert · Post Post #708 (isolation #9) » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:59 am

If he's in

your

basement, why does your location say "AniX's House"? Eh?

Mert · Post Post #720 (isolation #10) » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:00 pm

AniX, I genuinely believe that even if you ever met the real, bona fide Dana Scully, you'd find a million reasons to tell her why she's an imposter and a fake until she just walked away from you, bemused.

Mert · Post Post #724 (isolation #11) » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:10 am

Jesus H, do you know what "flicked off" means in British slang? I'm not sure I like what you're implying here...

Mert · Post Post #729 (isolation #12) » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:54 am

The Central Scrutinizer wrote:Does flicked off in england have to do with manual manipulation of the vagina?

Yeah, usually referring to DIY than intervention from a third party, though not exclusively. One might say "she's busy flicking herself off" or "AniX claims that he flicked of Scully last night". There is also the extension "flicking her bean", for those that just need that extra mile to go.

Mert · Post Post #752 (isolation #13) » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:55 am

Thanks a lot to people that have nominated me, but I think it's very unlikely that I'll really like a title that isn't to do with something from a Mafia game... they always seem better to me somehow.

But, as I say, thanks for the nominations anyway.

Mert · Post Post #820 (isolation #14) » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:19 am

Nominate YogurtBandit...

Oh wait, no I don't.

Mert · Post Post #838 (isolation #15) » Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:58 am

Maz Seconded, YogurtBandit Eighthed.

Mert · Post Post #852 (isolation #16) » Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:47 pm

YogurtBandit wrote:im not enthusiastic.

Vote: YogurtBandit

. LAL and stuff, liek.

Mert · Post Post #880 (isolation #17) » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:40 pm

He punishes the children of the poor and defends the wrongdoer.

Mert · Post Post #897 (isolation #18) » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:46 am

Nominate Thrawn1020 for "I claim... err..." (or something much better that my suggestion) for this claim. Not a problem on its own but read the few posts immediately following it

Mert · Post Post #899 (isolation #19) » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:18 pm

OMGUS Second MoS' suggestion for Thrawn. I like

Mert · Post Post #952 (isolation #20) » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:30 am

Nominate Tamuz for

Mert · Post Post #1019 (isolation #21) » Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:18 am

Kelly Chen wrote:All titles should be named-based! It will give me a joke I can really understand every time I read it!

Nominate Kelly for "Chen Master". Get it? It's like zen but different.