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Post Post #4750 (ISO) » Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:06 am

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In post 4749, vonflare wrote:You
win
.

You win.


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Post Post #4751 (ISO) » Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:58 am

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In post 4749, vonflare wrote:You
win
.

You win.



I just lost the game :(
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Post Post #4752 (ISO) » Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:26 pm

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You are a
Self-Mason
.

You are Masons with yourself. Both of you are Town.
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Post Post #4753 (ISO) » Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:53 pm

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In post 4752, Skullduggery wrote:You are a
Self-Mason
.

You are Masons with yourself. Both of you are Town.

I was once in a game which had that. Except they were with 3 more of themself instead of being with just themself.
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Post Post #4754 (ISO) » Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:45 am

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In post 4752, Skullduggery wrote:You are a
Self-Mason
.

You are Masons with yourself. Both of you are Town.



Lol. For people who hate getting VT.
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Post Post #4755 (ISO) » Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:46 am

Post by Cthulhu Dreaming »

Another alternative to VT?

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Post Post #4756 (ISO) » Fri Mar 27, 2015 11:56 am

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Well, this looks fun, so might as well

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Post Post #4757 (ISO) » Fri Mar 27, 2015 1:40 pm

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you are a
compulsive ninja self-kill-watcher


You will know if anyone kills you.
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Post Post #4758 (ISO) » Fri Mar 27, 2015 1:41 pm

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You are a
Vanilla Townie.
"i have the sickest grossest feeling that even if it's my lynch today, my townflip still won't lead to a tso lynch, and then he'll find some bullshit way to reason either shooting or lynching gm tomorrow because if there's anyone who can strongarm a mislynch despite his reads or cases being proved wrong time and again it's tso"
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Post Post #4759 (ISO) » Fri Mar 27, 2015 2:35 pm

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Self-Mason is better than VT in every way (assuming that it flips as a Self-Mason). You can leave notes in the Mason QT for someone who might potentially replace you later.
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Post Post #4760 (ISO) » Fri Mar 27, 2015 2:37 pm

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I don't think the intention was to give them a QT, but you bring up an interesting idea.
"i have the sickest grossest feeling that even if it's my lynch today, my townflip still won't lead to a tso lynch, and then he'll find some bullshit way to reason either shooting or lynching gm tomorrow because if there's anyone who can strongarm a mislynch despite his reads or cases being proved wrong time and again it's tso"
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Post Post #4761 (ISO) » Sat Mar 28, 2015 1:04 am

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You are a
ninja self-tracker


- Ninja: you cannot be detected performing your action by tracker/watcher roles.

- Self-watcher: you may target yourself and know who, if anyone, the target targets with night actions.
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Post Post #4762 (ISO) » Sat Mar 28, 2015 6:11 am

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You're Verminous Scumm. You are a rat, both literally and figuratively. You are also a snitch. Your win condition is eliminating all members of your own faction, whichever that faction may be. Each night, you may turn one person into a rat. You cannot use this ability on yourself. However, members of your faction hate you for being a snitch, so they're putting prozac as well as cyanide and rat poison into your beer. The result of those being mixed is you being extremely drunk and sweaty. Oh, and the heroes from your show whoop you for a millionth time by feeding you to piranhas. Sucks to be you.
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Post Post #4763 (ISO) » Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:58 am

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Greetings XXX, you're a
suicide cultist
,
-Suicide: Tonight you die.
-Cultist: Tonight, submit one target. That target turns into a suicide cultist and dies the next night.
-Mentally insane: If a doctor protects you, they find that you are mentally insane and send you to an asylum (You will be removed from the game and the mod will specify that this is what happened). Your recruitment target will not be recruited UNLESS they are the doctor who institutionalized you.
You win when everybody is dead.

This would probably lead to the annoying situation where all scumhunting would be reset each day. A modified version to account for that:
Greetings XXX, you're a
suicide cultist
,
-Fear us for we are many: YYY is a suicide cult leader, their role is <insert below role PM here>. You and your leader can talk here at any time.
-Suicide: Tonight you die.
-Cultist: Tonight, submit one target. That target turns into a suicide cultist and dies the next night.
-Mentally insane: If a doctor protects you and you did not try to recruit them tonight, they find that you are mentally insane and send you to an asylum. Your target will not be recruited, and the mod will announce that you have been sent to an asylum. If you tried to recruit that doctor, everything proceeds as normal.
-Oh F*ck: If your cult leader dies you instantly commit suicide and lose without recruiting anyone.
You win when everybody is dead except for YYY, your leader, who must be alive.

You are a
Suicide Cult Leader
,
-Fear us for we are many: XXX is a suicide cultist. Their role is <insert above role PM here>. You and your cultist can talk here at any time.
-Things have already been set in motion: You yourself have no powers besides your vote.
-Oh F*ck: If your cultist dies without replacing themselves you're pretty much screwed and will leave the game.
You win when you are alive and everybody else is dead.

Actually to make it less swingy it would probably be better to not let the cultist commit suicide unless they targeted a living player. Currently if their target overlaps with the NK the cult loses.
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Post Post #4764 (ISO) » Sat Mar 28, 2015 12:34 pm

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You're
Kosher
. You're so anti-town that you're happy when a townie is lynched on day 1 even if it hurts your faction. You win with the town, Hilly-Billy

You're a
Pooch
You roll around all day, waiting for your master to return. Unfortunately, he never does, cos he was lynched and the Kosher is dancing on his grave
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Post Post #4765 (ISO) » Sat Mar 28, 2015 3:44 pm

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Those seem to have no function other than being Named Townies with wacky descriptions to boot.
I swear I'm trying my best

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Post Post #4766 (ISO) » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:02 pm

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yah
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Post Post #4767 (ISO) » Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:20 pm

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Well, that first one was created because I was annoyed. The second one was made because I love dogs.
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Post Post #4768 (ISO) » Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:31 am

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You're
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Post Post #4769 (ISO) » Sun Mar 29, 2015 5:14 am

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You are
Here
, you need to get to
There
, find out where 'There' is.
You are not more paranoid than me!!!!
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Post Post #4770 (ISO) » Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:07 pm

Post by Venmar »

Again those ar-

Nvm.
I swear I'm trying my best

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Post Post #4771 (ISO) » Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:35 pm

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do you know what this thread is about
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Post Post #4772 (ISO) » Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:03 pm

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Believer of apocalypse
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You may do whatever you can to bring the game to a draw. You are given a full knowledge of setup to aid you.
You may ask a mod once per game day for a 1-shot ability that you can use during the day or night..

You win when rock falls and everyone dies. You lose when the game ends with happily ever after.
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Post Post #4773 (ISO) » Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:18 pm

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You are the spastastic quoter, every single post in the thread you must quote individually and write 3 paragraphs about that post.

You win when you are alive at the end of the game and have quoted every single post in the thread.
You are not more paranoid than me!!!!
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Post Post #4774 (ISO) » Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:28 pm

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You are the pun master, you can only post in puns
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1. It's just a game, have fun.
2. Don't waste time on people who think you are scum. Ignore them and keep scum hunting.
3. Don't take everything so personal.
4. Tunneling sucks (unfortunately I can't seem to stop)
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