Mini 473: Urban Dead Mafia! Barhah! (Over)

[Smashy]

(Note: This does not reflect the actual situation in either this mafia game or in the actual Urban Dead game. This is for flavor purposes only.)

The Suburb of Eastonwood.

A harman stood atop Sleeman Tower. It was a simple job, really: watch for the zeds. Everyone was on edge in the suburb, as they knew about the destruction just a few suburbs away. Destruction that was spreading. Footsteps were heard on the steps behind the harman. Must be time to let someone else take the watch. It was just that there were.... many... footsteps.

"How are ya today? You ready to take the watch?"

"BANANA GANGBANG"

The harman was indeed talking to his friend. Except that friend wasn't a harman now. And the zed had friends in the 'afterlife', too.

The people of Eastonwood heard the gunshots from the tower, then the smashing of a window and the CRUNCH of a human body hitting the pavement.

BARHAH! Zabarman! Ah maz hab barbaga zaarz...

And this was only the start. Eastonwood survivors quickly found themselves in serious trouble as the zeds quickly started swarming in, be it a coordinated assault en route to bigger things or an influx of the countless ferals strewn about. Many of the important resource buildings were ransacked. Eastonwood was quickly evacuated.

A few weeks later...

"Anyone on Eastonwood's radio frequency, listen up. The zed population is beginning to filter out. This may be our chance to get in there and return the suburb to human hands and get those ... *static* ... zeds outta here. LET'S GO!"

And the battle between the survivors and the undead began anew.

Still (Acting Like) a Harman (1)

Albert B. Rampage - Zed - Mafia - Survived

Dead For Good (11)

Jack - Civilian - Townie - Brains eaten - Night 1

schismatized - NecroTech Employee - Cop - Shot - Night 1

darko - Zed - Mafia - Given plenty of headshots - Day 1

Oman - Civilian - Townie - Brains eaten - Night 2

Gatorguy91 - Civilian - Townie - Shot - Night 2

d3sisted - Civilian - Townie - Ran over by a tank - Day 2

Claus - Doctor - Doc - Brains Eaten - Night 3

Hjallti - Zed - Mafia - Shot (in the face) - Night 3

poppinpuffin - Civilian - Townie - Lynched - Day 3

Zodiac - Trenchcoater - Overeager Vig - Brains Eaten - Night 4

pulsewidth

rep. Sir Tornado

- Civilian - Townie - Shot - Night 4

Current Status

: Game Over. Zombies (Mafia) Win.

[Smashy]

Rules of the Suburbs:

[1] Be civilized. No excessive flaming or anything of that sort, lest you be replaced.
[2] The game stays in this thread. Unless you're a role that allows you to PM others, but that will only be allowed at night.
[3] No invisible text, mini text, color=black, or anything else to try to hide text.
[4] No editing posts. If you made a mistake in coding, I'll fix it for you. If you made a mistake in hiding your scumminess... can't help ya there Wink
[5] No quoting PMs. No making direct reference to any flavor that may be in said PM. Doing so is grounds for an instant modkill. If you have questions on what you can quote, feel free to PM me and ask.
[6] Votes and Unvotes must be in

Bold

, or else I won't count them. Vote counts will come at the top of each page. A majority is needed to lynch, and you may vote No Lynch. After the lynching vote has been cast, stop all game-related conversation.
[7] Nights will last a minimum 72 hours. Extensions may be used as needed.
[8] Only one 'Bah!' post after you're dead. No more game-relevant info in that post, and no more posting after that.
[9] If posting becomes insufficient, a deadline may be placed. At deadline, if at least 2/3rds of the players are voting, the person with the most votes will be lynched. If there is a tie in this instance, whoever got there first is lynched. If 2/3rds of the players are not voting, there is No Lynch.
[10] Try to post at least once every 72 hours or so. If you don't, I may prod. If you don't respond to that, I'll start searching for replacements. Notify me if you won't be able to post for an extended amount of time. I tend to not check V/LA very often if at all.
[11] Violation of the above rules may result in a warning, replacement, or modkill. Modkills sending the game to night will be dealt with on a case-on-case basis.
[12]

Blue italics are reserved for my mod-edits (mostly vote counts).

Don't try to imitate me.
[13] If you have any questions, feel free to PM me.

Game Specific Notes

- For the purposes of the game, the Survivors/Harmans are 'town', and the zombies/zeds are 'mafia'. Other factions may or may not exist.
- Once you are dead, you are dead

for good

. There will be no harmans turning into a zed, or vice versa.

[Smashy]

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[Smashy]

The survivors quickly find a few inconspicous buildings. Quickly eliminating the few zombies in them, they quickly build barricades to protect themselves from other zombies. However, the zombies have already taken note of this, and are not pleased. The battle starts now.

NIGHT 1!

Choices are due Wednesday, July 18, 5:00 PM EST

EDIT: Night pushed back a bit. Need to clarify a couple of things.

[Smashy]

As everyone wakes up, it is quickly discovered that someone did indeed lose their brains. You find

Jack

mauled to death admist the rubble of his hiding place. You find nothing that makes him stand out, and conclude that he was a normal

civilian

. You also notice that

schismatized

isn't here. You peer through the windows, until you spot him in a building, having been shot to death. You also notice the

NecroTech

logo in the building, and the

DNA Extractor

Summary

Jack - Civilian - Townie - Brains eaten - Night 1

schismatized - NecroTech Employee - Cop - Shot - Night 1

DAY 1

With 10 alive, 6 will lynch.

[Smashy]

Zodiac should be back by Monday. I'll give him a day or two after Monday, and if he hasn't posted by then I'll prod him.

[Smashy]

I don't want to deadline this game this early, so the posting had better pick up.

Seriously.

[Smashy]

A flare was fired one block to the North. You head there and find a newspaper with the following:

Gatorguy91 - 3 - Gatorguy91, Claus, Oman
poffinpuffin - 1 - camisade
Sir Tornado - 1 - Albert B. Rampage
Albert B. Rampage - 1 - SirTornado
Oman - 1 - poffinpuffin
Claus - 1 - darko

Still swaying - 2 - Zodiac, Hjallti

With 10 alive, 6 will Lynch.

Prods will be sent out tomorrow. I have a bad feeling I may have to send out a lot of them.

[Smashy]

Sir Tornado has been prodded. If you think anyone else needs a prod, tell me.

[Smashy]

Vote Count

Camisade - 2 - Albert B Rampage, darko
Oman - 2 - poffinpuffin, Claus

Still swaying - 6 - Zodiac, Hjallti, Sir Tornado, camisade, Oman, Gatorguy91

With 10 alive, 6 will Lynch.

[Smashy]

Players who seem to have AP'd out:

Gatorguy91 (last post 24th)
Hjallti (last post 24th)
Sir Tornado (last post 25th)
TSQ (last post 25th)

Asking the mod for a prod on those.

Prodded. Hjallti was LA until today or tomorrow, and TSQ is puffin <_< Lemme do some splicing.

[Smashy]

A zombie gestured at a Vote Count:

Darko - 3 - Albert B Rampage, Oman, poffinpuffin
Camisade - 1 - Claus
Oman - 1 - Hjallti
Albert B Rampage - 1 - darko

Still swaying - 5 - Zodiac, Hjallti, Sir Tornado, camisade, Gatorguy91

With 10 alive, 6 will Lynch.

[Smashy]

Sir Tornado has requested replacement. Searching for one now.

[Smashy]

pulsewidth replaces SirTornado. While that was going on, you people lynched Darko

Darko - 6 - Albert B Rampage, Oman, poffinpuffin, claus, Zodiac, Gatorguy91

Oman - 1 - Hjallti
Albert B Rampage - 1 - darko

Still swaying - 2 -

Sir Tornado

pulsewidth, camisade


Evidently, having a rotting brain makes it hard to post anything past one-liners. Darko was indeed a

Zombie

. The town heads back to their safehouses, confident that they may yet reclaim this suburb.

Night 2! Night Choices due by

Monday

Tuesday 8 PM EST, although if I get them sooner I can start on Sunday.

[Smashy]

You wake up, and after a bit of searching, find out that these zombies decided that the brains were better in a different country....

Ok, that was just a cheap joke about

Oman, civilian

's name. Still doesn't change the fact that he's dead. Another

civilan

is found dead. This one is Gatorguy. He was shot.

Summary

Oman - Civilian - Townie - Brains eaten - Night 1

Gatorguy91 - Civilian - Townie - Shot - Night 1

It is now Day 2! With 7 alive, 4 will be sufficient to lynch!

[Smashy]

Vote Count:

Zodiac - 1 - Hjallti
Hjallti - 1 - Claus

Still Swaying: everyone else

With 7 Alive, 4 will lynch

[Smashy]

Albert B. Rampage and camisade prodded. I am not happy with the activity right now. Expect a deadline if it doesn't pick up.

In the meantime... *grabs that shiny new toolbox, fixes the Vote Count*

Zodiac - 2 - Hjallti, pulsewidth
Hjallti - 1 - Zodiac
camisade - 1 - Albert B. Rampage

Still Swaying: camisade, poppinpuffin, Claus

With 7 Alive, 4 will lynch

[Smashy]

An entire day without posts?

Retractable Deadline: Thursday, August 23, 8 PM EST.

See the second post for deadline procedure should it be reached.

Zodiac - 2 - Hjallti, Claus
Hjallti - 1 - Zodiac
camisade - 1 - Albert B. Rampage

Still Swaying: camisade, pulsewidth, poppinpuffin

With 7 Alive, 4 will lynch. Zodiac is at risk of the deadline lynch.

Will check to see who needs prods soon.

[Smashy]

Right, forgot to mention this: pulsewidth and camisade were prodded roughly 8 hours ago. I just never posted that I had done so.

[Smashy]

Deadline's off for the moment, as I'm searching for a replacement for camisade. But it's going to be back on really quickly if activity doesn't pick up soon.

[Smashy]

*blink* Any of you guys going to bother to post? Anyways...

d3sisted replaces camisade.

I'll give him a couple of days to get up to speed, then there will be a deadline.

[Smashy]

Remember that deadline I promised?

Non-Retractable Deadline: Monday 8 PM EST

Vote Count/Prods in a little bit.

[Smashy]

Vote Count

Zodiac - 2 - Hjallti, Claus
Hjallti - 2 - Zodiac, d3sisted
d3sisted - 1 - Albert B. Rampage

Still Swaying: pulsewidth, poppinpuffin

With 7 Alive, 4 will lynch. Zodiac is at risk of the deadline lynch due to reaching 2 votes first.

In prodding news: Zodiac has been prodded.

[Smashy]

With 32 hours until the Deadline hits, the Vote Count is currently...

d3sisted - 3 - Albert B. Rampage, pulsewidth, Claus
Hjallti - 2 - Zodiac, d3sisted
Zodiac - 1 - Hjallti

Still Swaying: poppinpuffin

With 7 Alive, 4 will lynch. d3sisted is now at risk of the deadline lynch.

[Smashy]

*headshots Oman* You're dead. Stay that way. Anyways...

As the sun begins to set, delirium begins to set in, especially amongst d3sisted. Everyone begins to pull out their guns to end his misery...

And then he gets ran over by an M1 Abrams.

Modthought: Wait, where do you get one of those I want one!

And then you all shoot him in the face anyways despite him being very squishy. It's the only way to be sure. He was as he claimed.

Night 3! Choices are due by Friday, 8 PM EST

[Smashy]

As a note: Yes, the game is still going on. Also, d3sisted's modkill would have sent the game to night in this case anyways. Just clarifying that.

[Smashy]

The battle is winding down. Unfortunealy for the harmans, they must fight the last part of this fight without medical care. The zeds found

Claus, doctor

and made quick work of him. You don't have to look too far to find the bullet-ridden body (and head) of

Hjallti

, however, and rejoice as you find out that he was a part of the slaying of Claus!

Claus - Doctor - Doc - Brains Eaten - Night 3

Hjallti - Zed - Mafia - Shot - Night 3

Day 3!

Death has surely taken its toll, as only 4 of you remain. 3 will lynch.

[Smashy]

puffinpoffin has been prodded

[Smashy]

Ok, I know there's only four people left. I also know that that is not an excuse for this kind of activity. I don't want to deadline the game at this point, but if the activity doesn't pick up in a hurry it will get a deadline, and it will not be a long one.

[Smashy]

Albert B. Rampage is voting Zodiac. Noone else is voting. That's your vote count.

[Smashy]

Deadline: Friday, September 14th, 8 PM EST

[Smashy]

The '48 Hours before Deadline' Votecount

Zodiac - 2 - Albert B Rampage, poppinpuffin

Not Voting - 2 - Zodiac, pulsewidth

With 4 alive, 3 will lynch. Zodiac is currently at risk of the deadline lynch.


Also: If one town and one scum remains, the scum wins irregardless of whatever power the last town may have (unnkable is the exception)

[Smashy]

20 hours left. To anyone who saw that post, my bad. Thankfully it had no relevant game info.

[Smashy]

Deadline has been reached. Will post lynch scene tomorrow.

[Smashy]

End of Day Votecount

poppinpuffin - 2 - Zodiac, pulsewidth
Zodiac - 1 - Albert B Rampage
No Lynch - 1 - poppinpuffin

With everyone voting, poppinpuffin has the most votes and therefore is lynched. After putting him down, you realize that he was a run-of-the-mill civilian. Everyone quickly makes their way to their safehouses, making sure they're barricaded to the max.


Night 4! Nightchoices due 8 PM EST Monday

[Smashy]

Zodiac knew he had to deal with the zombie menace this night. Most of his shotguns were out of ammo, and he could still smell the stench of a zombie amongst them. He found his target, and wasted no time delivering his justice upon pulsewidth. Unfortunately, he was so intent on killing bitches

*

that he failed to realize that pulsewidth was actually a harman, even if he was just a standard civilian. Zodiac then realized the true threat was in the room, as the barricades crumbled and the rotting form of Albert B Rampage shambled in. Zodiac wasted little time pointing his shotgun at the zombie's face. His shotgun wasted little time confirming it was out of ammo with a *click*. As Albert moved closer, letting out a threatening graagh, Zodiac tried to use five more shotguns. They all went *click*. Quite pissed at this turn of events, Zodiac pulled out two katanas and dared Albert to bring it on.

Albert, already being in melee range by this time, simply shrugged and clawed Zodiac's face off really hard.

MORAL OF THE STORY

Having 15 shotguns and dual-wielding katanas is one way to get ahead in life, but it's hard to argue with a claw to the face and a bite to the throat.

SECOND MORAL OF THE STORY

Albert B Rampage, along with darko and Hjallti, win on the behalf of the zambahs! BARHAH!

Roles and thoughts later.

*Because who wouldn't see Fritzler with anything less then 20 shotguns and 5 katanas?

[Smashy]

Mafia: Albert B. Rampage (Ankle Grab/UnNKable), Hjallti (Scent Trail/Watcher), darko (Vanilla)

NT Employee/Cop: schismatized
Doctor/Doc: Claus
Trenchcoater/Overeager Vig: Zodiac
Civilian/Townies: Jack, Oman, Gatorguy, d3sisted, poppinpuffin, pulsewidth

There should have been one more town role (a Scout that used Free Running to function as a traditional Hider), but I didn't record who was who, said Hider didn't send in a nightaction, so instead of causing a potential mess and a bunch of confusion by having everyone send PMs to me, I simply tossed the role (In retrospect, I should have revealed that Hjallti was a Mafia Tracker. The no power reveal was because you can't really tell if zombies have powers just by killing them, just like in game (You have to scan a zombie or have them talk or act/kill you/someone else to check their profile)). Sorry to the town for the imbalance that caused. IMO, it was town inactivity/Albert owning that put the nail in the coffin. I am also very surprised that Zodiac never outright claimed Trenchcoater.

And yes, the zombies had already won the moment deadline hit and poppin was lynched. But hey, going to Night 4 made for good suspense/endgame scene.

Night Actions:

Night 1:

Cop - investigates Darko (irrelevant)
Doc - darko
Vig - Did not send in choice. Random pick of schismatized (another massively bad break against town, this time due to a Random Number Generator)
Mafia - darko kills Jack
Mafia Watcher - No action (Probably caused by confusion. I did explain to the mafia how their abilities could be used, so I dunno)

Day 1:

darko lynched

Night 2:

Doc - protects Albert B Rampage
Vig - kills Gatorguy91
Mafia - kills Oman
Mafia Watcher - Watches Gatorguy (detects Zodiac)

Day 2:

d3sisted modkilled/lynched

Night 3:

Doc - protect Albert B Rampage
Vig - kill Hjallti
Mafia - kill Claus
Mafia Watcher - didn't matter

Day 3:

poppinpuffin lynched

Night 4 (Mafia has already won at this point):

Vig - kill pulsewidth
Mafia - kill Zodiac


Yes, all Claus did was protect mafia. Mostly the unNKable mafia member. Fricken griefer.

Anyways, good game to the mafia, especially Albert B Rampage, and sorry to the town for taking a power role away from them.

[Smashy]

ULTIMATE MORAL OF THE STORY: I'm modding a normal next to avoid causing a trillion screwups <_< I did confirm with Albert that it was him that was unNKable and you that had Scent. Guess he didn't confirm that with you or something. I dunno