The Serial Killer comes down a staircase with a large dagger in his hand dripping with blood. He spies
Wizardcat
creeping in the hall, and is right in the middle of a stabbing motion when his victim leaps to his feet and makes a mad dash for the door. Another victim comes into view,
Shanba
, who makes a comment regarding italics. The Serial Killer dashes in and discovers that his target has already fled the area.
Angry at his lack of dead victims, he makes his move towards
somestrangeflea
, who is talking in a manner similar to the lovely narrator. Yet again, his target sees him coming and begins to flee. The Serial Killer, not wanting to lose another victim, throws his dagger right at
somestrangeflea
. Sadly, it merely sticks in the front door as his victim gets away.
Aimee
begins yelling at the top of her voice that the Serial Killer will skip her when she is making herself too big of a target. The Serial Killer is really pissed at this point, and brings a big rifle to the party. Predictably,
Aimee
flees at the last second, and the shot cracks a nearby window. That alerts
Sir Tornado
to danger, and he too escapes the area with all limbs intact.
yellowbounder
begins scampering frantically in the yard, and the Serial Killer spots a perfect chance to finally shoot someone dead. Taking precise aim, he sends a shot right into
yellowbounder
's chest, who has no better death words than 'tea pie.'
Lawrencelot
hears the shot and scrambles over the fence, sparing himself from being killed.
Battle Mage
declares he's irritated by the large exploitation of mimicry by people. Indeed, his participation comes to a startling halt as the Serial Killer whacks him on the head with his rifile before firing a shot into his face.
The Serial Killer doesn't like edits, but I'll still take into account the latest post as I see it.
Mokina
scrambles to cover her fatal mistake, however misses a word that might possibly go in place of 'however.' She and
Mad Jackal
both get shot in the back and fall dead relatively close to each other in the hallway.
somestrangeflea
decides to challenge fate again by coming back. As he enters the foyer, he yells to the Serial Killer that he is 'owning.' It appears the Serial Killer was prepared this time, as
somestrangeflea
feels himself being gripped and a blade sliding along his throat.
Xdaamno
sacrifices himself for the good of everyone else, and meets a similar fate. And
Lawrencelot
, coming back again, falls right into the Serial Killer's trapdoor.
Wizardcat
has come back, and the Serial Killer fires a shot which misses and hits
OmegasGiev
in the heart. The Serial Killer shoots again, and misses
Wizardcat
again, before
Wizardcat
decides to leave again.
Gatorguy91
doesn't even get one life, as the Serial Killer has fired a shot at him that finds its mark right in the head. Oh, and
Mokina
is still dead.
No, the rule has not been completely guessed yet, but some folks may be on the right track.