Dance of the Title Fairy

[Dourgrim]

Hmmm... time to re-up for titles again. I suppose "Little Green Human Sympathizer"

is

a bit long for a title... I'll have to think on that. Any suggestions, people?

[Dourgrim]

OK, then... "L.G.H.S." it is then... which is terribly ironic, since I really did go to Lake Geneva High School as a teenager. *shudders* Wow, maybe this is some sort of twisted karma backlash or something... heh.

[Dourgrim]

"Flaming ultimatum"... LMAO

*shakes head* Only you, MeMe... *still laughing*

[Dourgrim]

By the way, it bears noting that MeMe and SaberKitty both have the same title of "Post or Perish". Is this intentional? Whatever happened to "this was supposed to be blue"?

[Dourgrim]

I noticed the title too...

... and don't ask what it's about; it's a very long and somewhat painful story.

[Dourgrim]

mathcam: Captain Observant

I find this terribly amusing... I usually use the phrase "Captain Oblivious" in real life.

I second the motion for mathcam's title. 8)

[Dourgrim]

Once again, all this does is reinforce how utterly meaningless the post count is. No offense to anyone intended, but many of our more skilled players have rather low post counts because they don't post unless they have something truly meaningful to say... and we have others here who post every time they get a wild hair. Yes, there is spamming going on around here nowadays, but does it hurt anything or anyone? And if people want to inflate their post count by letting us all know what they had for their last meal or whatever, it doesn't really matter in the long run, does it? I say let them post how they want, and just remember that the number of posts you have is completely irrelevant to your skill at Mafia.

'Nuff said.

[Dourgrim]

Ditto what Dourgrim said. Though I

would

like to point out that being a skilled player and posting every time a wild hair is encountered are not mutually exclusive traits...

ROFL... I certainly didn't mean to imply anything to the contrary, MeMe dear. I seem to be a bit on the unclear side as of late, aren't I?

[Dourgrim]

I think this is a much better method than straight post count.

Aye!

[Dourgrim]

People who always die night one generally do so because they already have a long history of surviving longer.

Read: MeMe

[Dourgrim]

How about "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar..."? Nah, too long...

OK, what about: "Flip-out waiting to happen"? No, too controversial...

Wait, yeah, I got it: "Mod plus" has a nice ring to it.

[Dourgrim]

Thank you, Tally dearest... *snogs*

You guys suck. Hmph.

Damn funny stuff... but you still suck.

[Dourgrim]

I will allow someone else to tell the story (preferably MeMe, since it was nearly at her expense) to avoid what could be construed as shameless self-promotion.

[Dourgrim]

You are sooooo amazingly full of crap, MeMe... which will surprise no one that's ever played in a game with you before.

Brat.

[Dourgrim]

My friend Nate, the guitarist in my band (http://www.roxtarband.com), wants me to tell you all that he thinks I should be nominated for "Houdini" as a title.

I think he sucks too...

[Dourgrim]

Assuming that things haven't changed greatly since I was here regularly, that is correct, halfpint. And asking for a title is usually a sure way to delay actually

getting

one, although I think a bit of leniency toward those who don't know how this sort of thing works wouldn't be too far out of line.

'Course, that's just me, and I don't really get a vote... hehe.

[Dourgrim]

I would very much like to

not

have my title changed to "Re-Undisappeared", thank you.

[Dourgrim]

No prob, Dour, though I don't think it's meant to be offensive. It's not like it doesn't fit at all....

Well, I'm not exactly mortally wounded by the suggestion... I just happen to like my current title, and besides: I think it's better to put positive stuff in people's titles than negative, even when the negative is a well-intentioned joke. After all, it's the recipient of the title that has to have it sitting right under his/her name, isn't it?

Just my thoughts... I promise not to be offended or anysuch regardless.

[Dourgrim]

Well, I'm rather fond of my current title, but I suspect the number of people who will get the joke behind it is VERY small (because the game in which I earned it happened loooooooong ago), which causes it to lose a considerable amount of coolness.

So... any ideas for a new one?

[Dourgrim]

Or - "Yep. Again."

I like this. Subtle -- but we'll know what it means.

Y'know, if you guys keep picking on me about this, I might have to disappear again...

[Dourgrim]

Bleh.

[Dourgrim]

If Dourgrim doesn't want to switch, I think he should get some sort of precedence on that. I thought he said something about L.G.H.S. being too obscure now that so much time has passed, but that may have been someone else...

Yes, that was me... but I agree that I'd rather not have a title based on someone else's name (although I

do

find some humor in mikehart's title being "Dourgrim Jr.").

The "Yep, again" thing was funny, though...

[Dourgrim]

vote: mith

back atcha.

[Dourgrim]

vote: Dourgrim

Cause admins are never scum.

Bwahahahahaha! Ever

play

in a game with mith before?