The Cult of UberNinja

[Maestro]

as the Lord UberNinja's faithful lieutenant I am loath to enter this thread after so many of the Culted have already amassed

[Maestro]

KURIBO, YEEEEES

[Maestro]

your lieutenant decrees we flood the Inboxes of Korts, Untrod Tripod, and Vi with demands for a thread sticky in GD

GO MINIONS, GO

also, I have been tasked by His Ninjaness with creating our permanent record in History - a wiki page for the fast-growing Cult: the Acolytes of UberNinja

[Maestro]

SHUNNING MY LORD, I AM SHUNNING

Also, My Lord, "Maruchan" has joined the ranks of your Acolytes

[Maestro]

http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?tit ... _UberNinja

IT IS DONE

[Maestro]

somebody do just the eyes on the background

[Maestro]

No need to shun Chesskid, no one likes him anyway.

haha go have more sex with someone with the iq of a beluga whale

hey beluga whales are cool

if you can't have a good time w/us

go away

fuckin' feels man, and the girl was quite the beaut

lucky guy - WE should all crash his wedding too

[Maestro]

BeautyandtheBeast is a hydra of who?

also, Richard, we will have a trial to see who is deserving of tertiary command...

I've already /inned in to Mod a Mini Theme, which I've already designed with His Ninjaness around his favorite roles and I'm expecting to use this Cult as flavor and declare the winner(s) of the game the ones who may hold officership/whatever-tertiary-power-we-so-choose-to-ordain within the Acolytes

[Maestro]

established authority my aunt phanny

"You have no power HERE, Richard - GHP"

[Maestro]

You have a title? or do you mean within the Cult?

because I'm mainly the one doing the Cult Titles

[Maestro]

There ya go, kuribo

also, the Usurper continues editing the Historical Document fo the Rise of the Acolytes, he will be brutally punished

[Maestro]

Titles shall only be given from this point on with express permission of His Ninjaness

[Maestro]

as it is clear the power is shifting within MafiaScum, I demand Mr. Flay's title immediately

"Metatron" is more befitting of the second-in-command to the one true leader of the site

this "one true leader" is no longer mith

it is UberNinja, and ONLY UberNinja

[Maestro]

No GIF, His Ninjaness has already approved a Setup in the Mini Theme queue

as his lieutenant I will be running the game - Acolytes are encouraged to participate

I'm gonna try and go sift through the updates My Lord requires now, but I may have other things to do first - apologies

P-Edit: Your Lordship, quoting/spoiling all the Titles you've given out will make it easier for me to update the Historical Document

[Maestro]

ISO me and look for single-line quotes

there are only like 7

p-edit: yes, a Large Theme indeed

MY LORD

I DON'T WANT

[Maestro]

The Glorious Historical Document has been updated

The Lieutenant requests that mastin2 refrain from editing comments about his dedication to His Lord

(leave the wiki page to me, son)

[Maestro]

also, my Lord, your Loyal Servant Maruchan has not been added to the OP of this thread

his correct place in your Ninjaness's ranks lies between The Almighty Duke of Fear and the Ever Eminent Baron of Scarin' and the One Acolyte Who Is Two

[Maestro]

neither of those posts made sense...

...and page-top context fail...yaaaaaaay

[Maestro]

don't EVER call me Mae

[Maestro]

I'd like to be a ninja, but can I be an undercover one? I'll keep my avatar and blend in among the unknowing, maybe some secrets will be spilled.

AKA I have love for uber but want to keep my avatar.

That's not the way it works my friend



Don't worry, this won't be straying far from your current one

needs more exclamation points, My Lord

[Maestro]

Just need to give Who a ninja avatar and he'll be happy.

Will this do?

just as I gave one a shot you come out with a better one already done...

[Maestro]

@Majiffy: Fantastic!

source material, for those curious:



@Richard: NO YOU TAKE THE TITLE HIS NINJANESS GIVETH YOU OR YOU GET NO TITLE AT ALL

[Maestro]

If anybody can do a better job, feel free to try, but I think Jiffy's is ok

P-Edit: that's not how it works

[Maestro]

Om and Richard don't QUITE understand what it is to be a Cultist...

P-Edit: THE NINJATOAD SPEAKS TRUTH

[Maestro]

@Om: go get your own Potato Cult then, see how it catches on - NONCONFORMIST, NONCONFORMIST

[Maestro]

that's DGB, I believe

[Maestro]

mith?

OH THAT'S OUR SHORTSTOP!

[Maestro]

shut up kuribo, they're not supposed to know about the Baltimore-area office yet

[Maestro]

Majiffy, edjumucate the poor lad

[Maestro]

Uh, duh

even the Leader of the Order of the Flowcharts is an Acolyte in the Cult of UberNinja

[Maestro]

we lost a couple though

[Maestro]

like the cure for cancer? riiiiiiiiiight

[Maestro]

Gaiz, calm down - we can get a Cult Member game going anytime we want

[Maestro]

Meh

HIS WEAPON - IT WORKS SO WELL

[Maestro]

I now see my true enemy, he waits for me in thenewearth's dad's garage wielding powers I cannot imagine
I go to face him having renounced everything - my humanity, my identity, the site I love

but I do not face him alone - for I am the Cult

VOTE: thenewearth's dad's car

(anybody who get's the above reference is a wonderful human being)

[Maestro]

it didn't work

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It's like the most terrifying thing I've ever seen bro

[Maestro]

Hey mine's the fuckin' Joker - nothing's more

cheerful

depraved

charming

maniacal

and funny than him