NY 161: Overly-Posh Mafia (POSH WIN - NIGHT X)

[Majiffy]

Associative tells are only any good when you have a scum flip, Uber Goober.

[Majiffy]

Everyone seems to have support for lynching me, and yet a wagon won't happen.

There are only two logical steps we can take from this fact;
1) I'm scum, and all the people "up for lynching me" are buddies who don't want to bus but don't want to stick out in the event of me flipping scum.
2) I'm town, and all the people "up for lynching me" are scum who want me lynched but don't want to stick out for actively pushing when I flip town.

Either way, we can conclude there is scum in the passive supporters.
Good day.

[Majiffy]

except for mollie, right?

Mollie's being stupid atm.

[Majiffy]

except for mollie, right?

Mollie's being stupid atm.

yeah but stupid =/= scum

I'm aware. Your point?

Associative tells are only any good when you have a scum flip, Uber Goober.

false

you have clearly never solved this riddle

Your analogy is weak. Do you know ~2/3 of every player's roles and/or win conditions? If not, then your riddle has nothing to do with this argument. And if so, by all means, present your information to the table.

[Majiffy]

It also doesn't state if the "first house" is counted chronologically from the left or right.

[Majiffy]

my analogy is weak, but i have experience putting together something out of nothing

it's not working in this game so it makes me think i'm being played for a fool

So because you can't bullshit your way to a victory, you're being

played

for a fool?

Kay.

[Majiffy]

Shut up Vifam. Let IaI answer. And clearly AD WAS an easy fake claim seeing as how a cop with a BAD result is successfully claiming a guilty on him. Fucks sake.

Do you know for a fact that AD is town? Otherwise this post is just conjecture.

[Majiffy]

Dan WAS a relatively easy target.

Popular sentiment seems to disagree. So unless you have better reasons to support it than "well look at how far it's gotten!", since Dan

not

being an easy target was

kind of the point

, and the

reason

why it's gotten so far...

also, majiffy was trying to lynch me earlier, and you have chosen to ignore that

And tried to lynch Rev earlier too. And will in the future.

Then again, I do like to bus, so maybe all three of us are scum together and Mollie is just ace this game.

[Majiffy]

Me/Rev/Uber.

God, maybe read sometime, yeah?

[Majiffy]

And tried to lynch Rev earlier too. And will in the future.

But not because you think I'm scum, but because you know I'm going to vote you... right?

If that makes you feel better.

[Majiffy]

I am disappointed, Rev, you only supplied

one

entertaining video in that post.

p-edit:

[Majiffy]

You coulda gone with this

[Majiffy]

You coulda gone with this

Canned laughter makes me cringe.

Yeah but the video itself is actually hilarious.

[Majiffy]

FUCK YOU MAESTRO I ALMOST HAD THAT I GOT YOUR 25 IN THE P-EDIT.

[Majiffy]

UberNinja is a dick. This becomes a VC later.

Hehehehe

Plz don't ever let it be, Maestro.

[Majiffy]

Yeah I totally read that post.

[Majiffy]

Wagons are tied at 5.
6 days bankable remain.

[Majiffy]

Yeah I totally read that post.

[Majiffy]

Doesn't make a whole lot of sense; why would scum make a giant wall that no one will read, only ultimately serving to making their posts annoying and thus more likely a PL target or compromise lynch?

[Majiffy]

Still seems kinda stupid.

[Majiffy]

The wall thing.

[Majiffy]

I'm finding it hard to be motivated knowing that scum is keeping me alive for a LYLO lynch.

[Majiffy]

well if you are afraid that we are in mylo then why not lynch the peeps who are dripping in scumtells

Name one scumtell I'm "dripping" in.

also lol @ Jiffy counterwagon to Dan wagon.

[Majiffy]

So then I'm the counter wagon to both wagons, which means scum is trying to get the stronger (Dan) wagon to fall apart by means of distracting from the obvious 1v1.

[Majiffy]

ERGO;

lol @ Jiffy counterwagon to Dan wagon.

[Majiffy]

Hey, Uber;

scum is trying to get the stronger (Dan) wagon to fall apart by means of distracting from the obvious 1v1.

*cough*

[Majiffy]

I don't know, I haven't bothered looking at the votes yet. If we could get a

vote count - hint, hint -

I'd be able to give you a more accurate assessment.

[Majiffy]

A+ would count votes again.

[Majiffy]

That scares the shit out of me every time I see it.

[Majiffy]

ITT Dan crybabies at everyone.

[Majiffy]

ITT you're scum. get lynched.

Cool story, bro.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

Vifam, Uber, and Majiffy are basically just fucking around

Well we've got someone we believe to be scum claiming town ITT. So uhhh until we see a legitimate lynch, what the fuck is the point pondering the possibilities?

[Majiffy]

the three of you "believed" I was scum with a distinct absence of critical thought or analysis.

Sorry that all the critical thought and analysis had occurred prior to me getting on?

I stated my reasons for voting you.

[Majiffy]

Yeah, did you read 4205?

p-edit: Yes. And that's why I voted you. Because the post made perfect sense to me. Your secondary refutation doesn't actually hold as the lynching of your slot (the greater benefit of the two in a risk-reward analysis) would tell us if the cop claim was in fact legitimate.

[Majiffy]

If Dan flips scum I think we should consider IaI because this whole thing looks like a lot of elaborate distancing.

[Majiffy]

is it justified in your "risk-award" analysis to forgo lynching the claimed cop even if it caused the lynch of a townie the day before on the strength of his guilty result.

I don't think so.

Framers, bus drivers, redirectors. Hell, you threw out the latter possibility yourself. Why is it suddenly not a possibility?

[Majiffy]

This is my careface.



Witness how much I care.

[Majiffy]

Bye Mollie

VOTE: IAI

[Majiffy]

You know what'd be really

not

funny? If IAI flips town.

[Majiffy]

First.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

holy fuck hi 2001 how have you been?

FISHY.

FISHY.

FISHY.


MY NAME IS FISHY. AND I LIKE TO SWIM, IN THE SEA.

I'm the fishy, I'm the fishy...

[Majiffy]

Vifam: Claiming scum since 2013.

[Majiffy]

Wanna lynch Bork or Rev, then? I'm happy with both.

[Majiffy]

So the Goober is a townboober.

[Majiffy]

But doesn't call out Vifam for his vote, lol.

[Majiffy]

VT.

Also, I really need to clean out my PM inbox. 3 fucking pages.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Penguin_Alien

Is this the real life.
Is this just fantasy.

[Majiffy]

Your team is going down, Vifam. You and your wretched night-killing brethren.

[Majiffy]

We are lynching majiffy today. ninja, remove your fucking vote. How is it not obvious that it's beyond retarded to throw down a vote like that at MYLO?

So Vifam, Goober and myself are scum? Good to know.

[Majiffy]

Wanna lynch Vifam?

[Majiffy]

Yes, because clear means right.

[Majiffy]

Sheep the clear is such a successful tactic on EM, why not use it here?

[Majiffy]

The above post is terribad.

p-edit: Penguin's wall.

Sheep the clear is such a successful tactic on EM, why not use it here?

Sheep the clear is better than sheep the scummy bastard.

What if the scummy bastard is right?

Look, there is no way Majiffy is town here. He's literally been called scum by just about EVERY flipped townie in the game so far.

Because that logic follows.

He's recent vote is terrible, really freaking terrible. And so has the majority of his vote pattern. Like, the only thing he's going against lynching, is himself. He's playing like this because he's been getting away with it the WHOLE game while we lynch people who seem more put together. This is sporadic scumplay 101

Because that's how I play scum, right.

Or it could be the fact that 4 people still alive were people I've had as scum reads since the game started.

[Majiffy]

Yeah, Majiffy is definitely going to be the lynch today

lol

I want everyone's top TWO scum reads

Rev and Vifam.

[Majiffy]

It'd be funnier if it was none of us.

Penguin is my #4

[Majiffy]

If the three of us were all on the same scum team this game would have been over already and town would be holding its sore butthole.

[Majiffy]

honestly if rev and vifam are scum together

this game is lost

Lol

[Majiffy]

why is that majiff?

Because if we all knew the other was scum, none of us would ever get lynched.

[Majiffy]

Anyone wonder why I haven't been lynched with so many people calling me scum for so long?

I'll let you ponder on that one.

[Majiffy]

By the by, it has precedent.

[Majiffy]

Rather he go than penguin -- he's voting his number 4 right now btw.

That's because no one wants to lynch the first three.

[Majiffy]

I've been arguing their cases all game, I'm done.

[Majiffy]

As faras I can tell from Majiffy's ISO, he thinks the scum team is theReverend, Vifam, and borkjerfkin, although I'm not sure about the last one. If this is the case, he would have expected them to pile on my lynch. That they didn't means he should either be putting me as a top three scum suspect or assuming a scum was already on the wagon, namely UberNinja. So what gives?

Why would I move you up and bump out one of the three if I don't know which one to bump out?

My reads are independent; just because they're my three strongest scum reads doesn't mean they have to be (or are even likely to be) the team all together.

[Majiffy]

So... even if I'm assuming you're scum... I... shouldn't be lynching you? Because town needs to be in the best possible... what

[Majiffy]

Please tell me what the single cohesive thought stringing that entire shitpost together was, because I can't find it.

[Majiffy]

What makes you think I'm not interested in doing so?

Lets not put the buggy before the horse, eh?

[Majiffy]

OK, so one of them can't be scum from your perspective, yes?

I don't expect you to know which one isn't; only that something in your reads needs to be reevaluated.

That you're not interested in doing so supports the idea that

you know lynching me will end in a scum victory, end of story.

Meanwhile, in contradiction land.

[Majiffy]

Because you're calling me scum for not knowing which one to downgrade. And you've not evinced that I don't think any of them need to be.

[Majiffy]

if you're town, vote penguin

I already am, you retard.




Oh look, Vifam and Bork were scum.
Couldn't have seen that coming.

[Majiffy]

Someday people on this site will realize the flowchart actually works.

Doesn't mean I'm gonna roll over when you peg me.

y naut

I can't believe Majiffy didn't get lynched the whole game

Hard to lynch a man when no one has any real reasons, and certainly no convictions.

[Majiffy]

Good god, 5+ pages of post game discussion - if anyone has any questions or mocking comments for me, please PM me.

[Majiffy]

<3 Maestro.

Thanks for the game, brah.

[Majiffy]

Not being townjerfkin, probably. Because that's what got my attention.

[Majiffy]

Yeahhh...

[Majiffy]

^^^^

[Majiffy]

What mod fuck up?

[Majiffy]

You're doing it wrong, Bork.

[Majiffy]

You people are as subtle as a brick through the window.

No common decency for sweeping things under the rug.

[Majiffy]

Is it because I called out all three of the scum at various times and never got any of them lynched?

[Majiffy]

Sorry Moza. Don't be such a scumbutt next time.

[Majiffy]

Good to know it was all my fault. Only you, MAJIFFY - EMPEROR OF TOWN, saw through my role pm and realised I was basically scum anyway

Duh, flowchart.

[Majiffy]

You know if we had followed the flowchart unquestioningly, we would have won this game by day 5.

[Majiffy]

Lol.

[Majiffy]

Lol, Mantis, Mollie and I all called you out, and you never got lynched.

That's just depressing.

[Majiffy]

I have no idea how to push a meta case, that's why I never bothered.

[Majiffy]

Fuck yes, I was number 3.

[Majiffy]

Now to spam this game with 300 posts so I can be number one.

[Majiffy]

Here I go.

[Majiffy]

Don't try to stop me.

[Majiffy]

It's inevitable.

[Majiffy]

Bork you bastard.

[Majiffy]

Now, now. The word "Kill" is much too violent. I prefer "end".

[Majiffy]

Rooooofl

[Majiffy]

I don't think anyone ever said you had made such a claim. That being said; Matt is totally right here.

[Majiffy]

Oh, I

like

your auto correct.

[Majiffy]

all hail the autocorrect

[Majiffy]

lolol

[Majiffy]

You're still doing it wrong, you're just supposed to quote.

Fucking scrub nubs.

DAMMIT

[Majiffy]

Oh fuck. Fucked it up.

NOW IM A FUCKING LOSER LIKE BORK.

[Majiffy]

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[Majiffy]

I'm a tough cookie to lynch, usually.