The Title Fairy Dances with the Stars-lolz

Glork · Post Post #22 (isolation #0) » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:46 am

I think "Scully Stalker" is just fine for AniX.
I support Mish-Mash Munchkin for Max.
+1 to Flying Pig count for Patrick.
Whatever happened to "Thirteenthly" for petroleumjelly?

Glork · Post Post #43 (isolation #1) » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:31 am

Frozen Atlantic wrote:Likes "Too Townie", and thinks that "Thirteently..." should have an ellipsis to imply continued content.

:verygoodposting:

Glork · Post Post #45 (isolation #2) » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:10 pm

Bastard Mod Mafia, I think.

Glork · Post Post #58 (isolation #3) » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:45 pm

Hay! ._.

Glork · Post Post #66 (isolation #4) » Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:27 pm

MeMe wrote:Zindaras should be "Mr. Popularity"

Seconded.

Glork · Post Post #75 (isolation #5) » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:44 am

Klebian can be Mrs. Popularity <____<

Glork · Post Post #109 (isolation #6) » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:08 pm

Thestatusquo wrote:Nominate IH for "I am pain"

Seconded. That avatar still makes me both laugh and cringe every time I look at it.

EDIT: Actually, I wouldn't just mind making it "Life is pain" just as the avatar is. That way, even if he changes it, I can still laugh and cringe. <.<

Glork · Post Post #119 (isolation #7) » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:16 am

Mr Stoofer wrote:
Sailor Jerry wrote:nominate Narninian for "Contracts STDs"
Brilliant!

Agreed!

Glork · Post Post #150 (isolation #8) » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:24 am

*coughseveralthousandposts*

Glork · Post Post #154 (isolation #9) » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:32 am

Second Bulletproof Prosecuting Mafia Goon.

Glork · Post Post #156 (isolation #10) » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:33 am

ChannelDelibird wrote:
Glork wrote:*coughseveralthousandposts*
Didn't we get some variation on "Glork'd" approved for you, though?

No, there are still like three things, none of which anybody has actually decided on.

Glork · Post Post #165 (isolation #11) » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:05 am

Thestatusquo wrote:Slay's keeper is better than all those. Titles based off of user names are redundant.

Thing is, I'm relinquishing control of her sig and avatar in like four more days.

However, I should nominate Slay for "Bets against Glork"... I'd like some clause such as "and loses" at the end, but that might be too long.

Glork · Post Post #173 (isolation #12) » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:06 pm

Save The Dragons wrote:
Save The Dragons wrote:nominate "Thestatusquo" for Thestatusquo.
seconded

Thirded, fourthed, fifthed, and seventhed.

Six is a lame number. It doesn't need to be sixthed.

Glork · Post Post #191 (isolation #13) » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:17 pm

Second Coron's nomination.

Source: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 401#504401

Glork · Post Post #238 (isolation #14) » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:17 am

Has SV been nominated for a title yet?

I propose "Problem Child"

Glork · Post Post #239 (isolation #15) » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:18 am

Twito wrote:Twito needs a title..

AndrewS wrote:
The Wiki wrote: So, while not strictly upheld, the long and short of it is "Don't nominate yourself for a title, and don't go pandering in the thread to get someone else to nominate one for you either.

Glork · Post Post #262 (isolation #16) » Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:07 pm

Cubsfan4ever wrote:been patient for a month

And these things happen maybe three times per year... which is every FOUR months.

Glork · Post Post #298 (isolation #17) » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:01 am

Mr Stoofer wrote:No-one gets a title without being nominated.

I have a temporary title which didn't come from a Title Fairy Thread... though technically, I was nominated for "Best Mafia Catcher" elsewhere.

Glork · Post Post #311 (isolation #18) » Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:43 am

remussaidow wrote:why should CES be given the title YARR!

It's been his schtick for quite some time.

Glork · Post Post #333 (isolation #19) » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:00 pm

I don't like being in a can.

Glork · Post Post #338 (isolation #20) » Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:53 am

Just "Pantsman," but I support that nomination 100%.

Glork · Post Post #348 (isolation #21) » Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:05 am

Nominate Raffles for "Army Doctor?" for questioning the Army Doc flavor while being an Army Doc himself.

Reference story found here, here, and here. Note also the numerous players (Glork, CDB, Pooky, livingod) who jumped on Raffles immediately for not knowing the flavor of the Doc/Vig role.

Glork · Post Post #353 (isolation #22) » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:16 pm

Seconded.

Glork · Post Post #362 (isolation #23) » Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:15 am

Second John's nomination, for when he does become eligible.

Glork · Post Post #377 (isolation #24) » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:47 pm

Mr Stoofer wrote:Nominate kilmenator for "The new Nox". She seems set to take over the latter's role as the object of desire for all the horny boys on the site (see the "Put a face with a name" thread).

While I understand where you're coming from, I disagree with this nomination. Beauty aside, Kilm is

not

Nox.

Glork · Post Post #443 (isolation #25) » Wed May 30, 2007 7:14 am

I like Shoot First, Quote Later.

Glork · Post Post #472 (isolation #26) » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:51 am

Nominate "Kellanie" for Kelly.

Glork · Post Post #500 (isolation #27) » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:00 am

I disagree with CDB's nomination. TCS shouldn't be rewarded with a title if he's going to be an annoying ass in this thread.

Glork · Post Post #536 (isolation #28) » Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:00 pm

Nominate Stewie for "Kills the joke."

Glork · Post Post #547 (isolation #29) » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:02 pm

Thok wrote:Nominate Pie for "Self-Targetting Vig"

Ether that or "Massclaim!"

Glork · Post Post #556 (isolation #30) » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:07 pm

Thok wrote:It's a reference to the Lolcats thread, I assume.

...and his "I don't know if you were joking, but that's a lightbulb in his butt" comment.

Basically, he kills the jokes. Poor jokes.

Glork · Post Post #584 (isolation #31) » Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:50 am

blahgo wrote:I'll second the Blahgo II title If Can grab one while we're at it.

Can we please make a blacklist of players who request to have titles? This is getting ridiculous.

Glork · Post Post #595 (isolation #32) » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:16 am

Support Cliqued Off and Gives Second Chances

Glork · Post Post #597 (isolation #33) » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:43 am

Mert wrote:Alternative suggestion for Tamuz: "Clique Clique Boom"

...didn't I first bring that up in ScumChat the other day?

Glork · Post Post #602 (isolation #34) » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:04 pm

Second E7 for Pie.

Glork · Post Post #735 (isolation #35) » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:22 am

ChannelDelibird wrote:
Mert wrote:
The Central Scrutinizer wrote:Does flicked off in england have to do with manual manipulation of the vagina?
Yeah, usually referring to DIY than intervention from a third party, though not exclusively. One might say "she's busy flicking herself off" or "AniX claims that he flicked of Scully last night". There is also the extension "flicking her bean", for those that just need that extra mile to go.
Somewhere in here, there is a title for Mert.

Nominate Mert for the somewhat abstract "Mr. Bean"...

...or for "Go the extra mile."

Glork · Post Post #783 (isolation #36) » Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:30 am

Zindaras wrote:I know it's probably a bit whimsical, but I'd like my title to be changed to Mr(s). Popularity. How can I cause gender confusion with a title like this? >.>

I support this wholeheartedly.

Glork · Post Post #828 (isolation #37) » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:58 am

Fifth'd.

If the absence of a title is impossible, just make it a single space: " "

Glork · Post Post #862 (isolation #38) » Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:57 am

Second "Who?"

Glork · Post Post #891 (isolation #39) » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:08 am

Nominate MoS for "Cassandra"

Seriously. How had nobody thought of this before?

Glork · Post Post #901 (isolation #40) » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:36 pm

I can accept "Cassandra Complex"

Glork · Post Post #919 (isolation #41) » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:54 am

inHimshallibe wrote:
Mastermind of Sin wrote:...eh, I don't think the reference is that funny, InHim. It's a rather obscure joke that people would have to go to that thread to even remotely get, and then once they get there it's not really a good reference to begin with, imo. *shrug* Just my thoughts.
- Pooky was the one that brought it up, take it up with him. Girl.

EDIT: I think there's another one in Calvin & Hobbes...

DOUBLE EDIT: Nah, that was referencing Thok not Glork.

No, it was a reference to me. See Calvin's Calvinball rules.

Glork · Post Post #923 (isolation #42) » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:00 am

inHimshallibe wrote:I'm pretty sure "die suck die" should be immortal.

Glork · Post Post #926 (isolation #43) » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:05 am

mole wrote:You'll have my "die suck die" when you pry it from my cold dead hands...

This is a mafia site.

You think that can't be arranged?

Glork · Post Post #968 (isolation #44) » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:23 pm

...I was going to QFT GreenLiquid's post, but I realized that it might not be such a great idea.

Seriously, though, folks. Less spam in threads with an actual purpose. Joke nominations like "DickHead" (and if it's not a joke, whomever posted that really ought to realize that profanity is not fit for titles) don't accomplish much of anything.

Glork · Post Post #977 (isolation #45) » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:28 pm

Ignore SL; he persists in being an ass to anyone he doesn't instantaneously recognize.

Link(s), Haschel?

Glork · Post Post #1004 (isolation #46) » Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:38 pm

schismatized wrote:There should be more clique-based names. Like clique boss for glork lol.

EDIT:

Look how sad they think your life is.

Glork · Post Post #1027 (isolation #47) » Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:30 am

I disagree with Fleaboy. If Flea is already his nickname, why make his title a nickname of a nickname? Seems awfully weak to me.

I also disagree with "Glrk" for Adel. A) It feels too inappropriate for a title; B) As SL just said, it's representative only of a single discussion/incident.

I think that titles really need to be higher-quality, simply because they should be representative of long-running things. A persona (Cassandra Complex), a schtick (AniX's mere existence), a significant accomplishment (Flashy for mikeburnfire), or a turly long-term memorable game/moment (A disgrace to SKs everywhere).

Glork · Post Post #1029 (isolation #48) » Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:44 am

But Zindie, your issues were representative of a time when there were problems running rampant across the forums. Though your specific incident only occurred twice, it's reminiscent of the Dark Era.

(Incidentally, I still like "Problem Child" for Spectrumvoid, based on her eight dozen million "I got an error" posts.)

Glork · Post Post #1042 (isolation #49) » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:03 am

Mr Stoofer wrote:As the person who coined "Back from the Future", I'd support "Problem Child" for SV. It fits in soooo many ways.

Glork · Post Post #1045 (isolation #50) » Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:51 pm

Thirded.

Glork · Post Post #1055 (isolation #51) » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:38 pm

...or Jelly's Dictionary and her interpretation of my username.

Glork · Post Post #1164 (isolation #52) » Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:32 pm

"Mafia Zcum"

Glork · Post Post #1267 (isolation #53) » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:59 am

Glork · Post Post #1332 (isolation #54) » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:54 am

lolpwnd

Glork · Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:51 am

Fouth "Emergency Disservices" for ABR.

Glork · Post Post #1498 (isolation #56) » Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:18 pm

Keep in mind that you've not been granted said title yet, and that your constant lobbying probably won't help your situation.

Glork · Post Post #1528 (isolation #57) » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:02 am

Yeah, I like Mish Mash Munchkin.

Max isn't scary at all. He's simply adorable.

Glork · Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:23 am

Re-Nominate VisMaior for "Flip out!"

Glork · Post Post #1568 (isolation #59) » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:10 am

Re: Oman...

Thok's title is a reference to a lulz moment. For a while, I was set to have "Mafia #2" because I misread that in my role PM to mean that there were two Mafias (as opposed to me being Mafia Member #2).

Better to look back and laugh at the experience than feel bad about it.

EDIT: PBuG's, too. "I win!"

Glork · Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:25 pm

If we're going on Sim's posting style, "Obnoxious" probably fits way better.

Glork · Post Post #1778 (isolation #61) » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:46 am

Can we give it to JDodge?

Glork · Post Post #1781 (isolation #62) » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:59 am

Adele wrote:Happy Flayday, birth!

O.o
There's something about flaying newborns that doesn't sit quite well with me.

Also, JDodge absolutely deserves Weighted Companion Cube. I mean, who

hasn't

had the itch to chuck him into an Aperture-Emergency-Intelligence-Incinerator from time to time?

Glork · Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:06 am

But Flay, if you've been in scumchat for the past two weeks or so, you'd know how often JD and I go out of our ways to reference that game at every possible instance. And as I already have a title, he obviously deserves one.

Glork · Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:39 pm

Thok wrote:
Ether wrote:I can vouch that Glork and JDodge are the resident Portal fanatics. I don't really understand the logic of giving the title to Adele or me; if it's just a token title, I'd rather wait for something more personal.
To be fair, the Weight Companion Cube was the "sidekick" of the main character of Portal, which is part of my logic for considering it for you.

Woo, Ether is my sidekick!

Glork · Post Post #1819 (isolation #65) » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:02 pm

Simenon wrote:If these were meant to be funny in the first place, I will consider leaving the site.

You do that.

Glork · Post Post #1821 (isolation #66) » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:39 pm

I know. I was calling your bluff.

Glork · Post Post #1836 (isolation #67) » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:56 am

I'm not a big fan of having one's alt as one's title. At all.

The closest thing I would have accepted was "Not Tamuz" for Twomz and "Not Twomz" for Tamuz, and that didn't happen either.

Glork · Post Post #1874 (isolation #68) » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:13 pm

Sixth MoS for Creepo.

Glork · Post Post #1898 (isolation #69) » Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:39 am

Thok wrote:There ought to be a good name for Mirth coming from her work in the Worst Role ever thread. Somebody cleverer than me suggest one.

"Congratulations!"

Glork · Post Post #1979 (isolation #70) » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:30 pm

Just "Congratulations! You are..."

Glork · Post Post #2006 (isolation #71) » Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:12 pm

Ether wrote:
Thok wrote:Somebody who's actually played a game with Mexal should verify whether that's still common behavior.
He doesn't play here anymore at all.

Game pace.

Ironical, no?

Glork · Post Post #2042 (isolation #72) » Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:05 pm

Nominate Shea

I can't spell 'therapy' properly.

Glork · Post Post #2104 (isolation #73) » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:03 pm

Thestatusquo wrote:am I the only one who hates that title, and doesn't think it's witty or fitting at all.

I don't think it's witty, but Cow is right.

Also, yes, you seem to be the only one who dislikes it. Get over yourself.

Glork · Post Post #2122 (isolation #74) » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:08 pm

Thestatusquo wrote:Oh I'm sorry, Mighty glork. I didn't realize that merely posting my opinion on a title thats different from yours makes me arrogant and conceded. I am so so sorry. I'll never do it again, master.

Good boy.

Glork · Post Post #2154 (isolation #75) » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:33 am

Nominate "Giant Hypocrite" for TSQ.

Glork · Post Post #2178 (isolation #76) » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:49 pm

Either/Or. It actually made me laugh out loud.

Glork · Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:50 pm

Nominate SensFan for

Fortuna Ex Deus

(suggestion by JDodge) for his whacked out play in the religiously-based Martyr Mafia.

Glork · Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:01 pm

/fourth.... now, if somebody fifths this notion, will you delete their post?

Glork · Post Post #2224 (isolation #79) » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:36 pm

Thok wrote:Quagmire and I agree

Lies. Who hacked your account?

Glork · Post Post #2292 (isolation #80) » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:57 pm

Thestatusquo wrote:
Andycyca wrote:Cicero for Oratorador? Cool. I wanted to nom you for not believing in scumtells...
I don't believe in scumtells either.

Yeah, but nobody cares when you talk about it.