The Title Fairy Dances with the Stars-lolz

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Nominate AniX for "Too Many Gimmicks."

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I think that the title too many gimmicks is better, because while scully is perhaps AniXs MAJOR gimmick, he has many others which are worthy of mention, but can't really be crammed into one title.

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No reason not to finish off aniX now.

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Emp, that's why I am of the opinion that we should just leave aniX's title at "too many gimmicks."

Also, eon's is a reference to this post in 53
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I reiterate that too many gimmicks is a better title for aniX

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For someone that's so despised, can you afford not to make friends?

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I would definitely support that title for glork.

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I have no problem with hater or flamer insofar as "of cyan" or "of eon" gets added to it.

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sex: STD

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I like 'not a real part of india' And I nominate klebian for 'asias girlfriend.'

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Nominate IH for "I am pain"

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Nope. Just I am pain. "YARR!"

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That looks good with the sig.

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I nominate cubsfan for "homophobic"

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I second that. But post the relevant game. It's also funnier if it were 'thestatusquo' not tsq

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*coughabout1000postscough*

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Nominate glork for 'Slay's keeper'

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Slay's keeper is better than all those. Titles based off of user names are redundant.

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Second was a mistake.

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I really hate name based titles. I think others agree.

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I nominate twito for "Not quite as bad as masterchief."

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Yeah, which is why he ought to get a derogatory one.

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Why the fuck is CES's title not "YARR!"? I thought titles that had to do with user names were usually frowned upon.

Nominate CES for "YARR!"

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CES should be "YARR!" I don't understand the lack of support for this.

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I like Pantsman YAUS!

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Nominate CPE for "virgin"

thesheamuffin: Did anyone see that house episode
thesheamuffin: About the hot giurl
thesheamuffin: Who was actually a boy
creampuffeater: ummm
thesheamuffin: Yeah
Jathan84: was she indian
thesheamuffin: She banged her father
thesheamuffin: No
thesheamuffin: Aryan
PrimPod: yeah
creampuffeater: so people were having gay sex with her?
PrimPod: the model
thesheamuffin: yeah
thesheamuffin: Wel
thesheamuffin: l
creampuffeater: urrrg
thesheamuffin: She WAS a girl
thesheamuffin: Just not
creampuffeater: o so like both?
thesheamuffin: sorta
thesheamuffin: she had testicals instead of ovaries
creampuffeater: urg
creampuffeater: and nobody noticed?
thesheamuffin: See CPE
CaffieneDeity: Um.
thesheamuffin: You can't SEE ovarties
creampuffeater: ooooooo
thesheamuffin: CPE
creampuffeater: i fail
creampuffeater: i think
thesheamuffin: Once again proving he is a virgin
GlorkTheInvader: lol

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They do when they hilight a certain characteristic of a person.

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second.

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Nominate plays with squirrels for "FOR GREAT JUSTICE"

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Renom CPE for virgin. It is more than just a scumchat thing. It's a comment on his personality.

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Alko's is a scumchat thing

orly.

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Hm...I really like the context, but the format needs work. Something like "Where's my happy ending?" But that makes me think of nai...Damn it.

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YARR! is the best one.

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Nominate CPE: For virgin.

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Also...What exactly has BM done that is particularly title worthy?

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I assume you just mean he's bad. I don't think that's particularly title worthy.

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Now that I would support whole heartedly. I really don't think that being bad should be title worthy. Besides, BM is not even spectacularly bad. There are/were people on this site who were/are much worse.

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I like something like "Think first, quote later."

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The only way that would work is if stoofer didnt think...I haven't seen any evidence to that effect before.

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huh?

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Suggesting titles for yourself is generally frowned upon.

Nominate N9V for "Generally frowned upon."

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Changed my preference on BM's title in the first post.

I like "Vanilla Doctor" for TSQ (reflecting his doc claiming policy), but he doesn't like it. Somebody convince him it's a good idea.

NO U.

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Nominate bluesoul for "Sick of moderating on this mother F**King plane." Seeing as he abandoned the game.

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Heh...

!= cool.

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/likes CDb.

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huh?

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Nominate CPE for virgin.

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You just don't get it, yaw. And you're title suffers from the same problem.

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um...That was kind of what I was saying...

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I like believes in second chances.

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OMGWTFHAX

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I think not asian is hillarious. I don't think it's just an avatar thing, because literally everyone who I have mentioned her not being asian to is just floored by it.

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Please can I have the title "I like having sex with Battle Mage".

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Like...Seriously, guys. I didn't write that...I would imagine either my brother, elias the thief, or my girlfriend, poppinpuffin, snuck onto my account.

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Hai Jathan.

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Hai Jathan.

The Joined Dates beg to differ.

If he's in

your

basement, why does your location say "AniX's House"? Eh?

Well, he

does

live here...

What the fuck do join dates have to do with alternate accounts? Learn to logic, noob.

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Does flicked off in england have to do with manual manipulation of the vagina?

Yeah, usually referring to DIY than intervention from a third party, though not exclusively. One might say "she's busy flicking herself off" or "AniX claims that he flicked of Scully last night". There is also the extension "flicking her bean", for those that just need that extra mile to go.

Nominate Mert:

"Flicking Her Bean"

Is that too raunchy, brits?

I love it.

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CPE wants virgin, its been referenced in several games. It SHOULD be his title.

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"Is actually an alt."

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LoL.

Also, cake is sooo much better than pie...

X

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anal sex'd

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*bites back the urge to make a pussy pun*

Go ahead, give into it. You know you want to.

Yeah, go ahead, AE. Don't be a pussy.

It's more a question of not knowing mafiascum's prude-level. I know small children play here. :p

But then again, Zindie's allowed to have an avatar that shows a pussy being licked, so maybe I was worried for no reason.

*shrugs*

And Zindie, I like pussies, but I totally resent you trying to subjugate me with that title.

Do you mean virgin level?

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Nominate YB for


Literally, the abscence of a title. A permanent blank space under his name.

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I want a title. I do not know what to ask for. On my mind are "Basically Always Scummy" or something thereabouts OR "Likes Daykills".

I am not very interesting. D:

Uninteresting people don't get custom titles, or at least not good ones.

Thats my problem. :tear:

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Or ANAL SEX!

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I thought stoofer ate babies for a living.

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nominate CPE for "virgin"

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No. CPE is the one and only virgin.

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Mastermind of sin is old and stale as a title?

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Mos plays games as town?

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SLs last post reads like he's drunk/

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kme.

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Reasonably sure any anti-non-clique comments that I have made have been made completely in jest in response to the complete ridiculousness of Tamuz. Reasonably sure.

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Nominate twito for "Banned."

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name based nominations are dumb.

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creampuffeater-Virgin

YAUS!

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Its not an adverse opinion. Its blind hatred for something that has absolutely no harm on the community, and then attributing every little thing which might be wrong in the community to "it" no matter how wrong, or stupid the assertion is. So, yes, I would say you're being a tad ridiculous.

No one here is being exclusionary except you. What you're doing is attacking a group of nice, genuine people for no apparent reason. If you think your words don't hurt, you're very, very wrong. We just blow them off because thats really the only option we have: How do we show you that theres nothing at all being the vicious attacks you throw at us? We can't, and you will continue to believe them, and will continue to insult us even though we have, NOT ONCE done anything to wrong you.

I would say it's you who's being the exclusionary elitist one here, not "the clique" as you put it.

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*behind.

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read mini 486.

I nominate elias for "Why don't you know the rules?"

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Also, I'll admit that I was having a brain fart. This situation is definitely title worthy, but there has to be a snappier way of saying it. I'm open to suggestions on a better turn of phrase.

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Nominate aniX for "Gimmick"

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go fuck your mom.

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This is a serious nomination of adel for abid & insane millitant psycho riot grrrl

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Has a cunning plan is too closely linked to someone else who plays mafia.

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The professional?

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I would love a title for pickemgenius based off of the scumtube game. He has the propensity to appear high in every video, even though he's straightedge. THeres a title there somewhere. Someone find it.

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I think Jack the tripper is the best option for peg.

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Nominate jathan for 該死的蠢人

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I think it's better translated as "fucking idiot."

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no...

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Chaotic troll.

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MoS has been approved for cassandra complex, I thought.

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Theres already a title based on that. It's foolsters. In addition, that's kind of DP's shtick.

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It's not witty enough. To be honest I would really prefer something on his vig shtick. THats the one he's really attempted to get other people to believe.

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How about "Cocked and loaded"

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Primate wins the thread.

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schismatized: ill blow your dog
Schismatized: but he'd get sploded
Schismatized: all over your yard


Theres a title there somewhere.

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I think Hot Sluts!?!?!?!

Is much more appropriate.

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I take offense to the fact that you think that your opinion matters more than mine.

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Thats not even remotely close to what I was saying, shanba. I was saying that the fact that he thinks very mild curse words such as bitch, ass, damn, are objectionable and need to be not used. He thinks his personal opinion of such words should influence whether or not they are used or even allowed by the community at large. This is highly offensive to me, as I'm sure that he represents a very small minority of this site. It's the same way fundamental Christians think that the country should reflect their morality even though it's not shared by the majority of the country as a whole.

This is the same thing that changed maxes "Mish Mash Whore" into "Mish Mash Munchkin" which made NO sense at all, wasn't funny, and was just a severely watered down version of the first one. It pisses me off.

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This is the same thing that changed maxes "Mish Mash Whore" into "Mish Mash Munchkin" which made NO sense at all, wasn't funny, and was just a severely watered down version of the first one. It pisses me off.

Um, there were reasons other than the swear word for me suggesting that change. (Munchkin gives extra alliteration and also has a double meaning involving both max's age and the concept of Munchkin in the context of RPG's.)

Um...You didn't touch my logic at all in the rest of my post, in addition to trying to pretend that the language had nothing to do with it, even though it did. Just because there are other, weak rationalizations behind something doesn't mean that the primary justification wasn't the language. The primary issues raised against it had to do with it being too strong for a title. Thirdly, it's just a way worse title.

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But why the hell should the thread titles be changed on the whims of one individual? I don't understand why thesp can't just...You know...Be an adult and ignore ONE word in a persons title.

The fact is, regardless of jokes about phone polls, 85% of this site swears on a regular basis, I'd say 90% of it does not give a care if someone else swears. Why the hell does the majority have to be constrained by the minority?

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Numerous people have complained about your signature. I swear, but I don't want it everywhere associated with me, in every post in every thread, your made-up statistics notwithstanding.

I'm not sure we're

going

to see eye to eye on this, so I'd rather let mith decide.

Fine, then don't have it as your title, however fritzler WANTS it as his title. Which means he DOES want it everywhere associated with him. Why should your opinion, or thesp's opinion, or my opinion determine whether he should be allowed to, considering he was legitimately nominated.

You keep attacking my statistics as "made up" or "unsubstantiated" but you're not disagreeing with them? Do you think I'm wrong with my estimates (which I never claimed were scientific, or anything other than my own perception of facts.)

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i nominate mos's title to be "loves cock"

I second this nomination

Third'd

Put your money where your...Erm...Mouth is, MoS.

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Slay got my approval for the nomination. Its fine by me.

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Um...Titles are almost never relevent to mafia, but are more often relavent to a players persona.

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Strangely, I support the title nom for TSQ, since he doesn't mind it.

I think we all could use a bit of lightening up every now and again.

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I agree. That would sort of be the whole point.

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I prefer "lighten up, dammit."

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Nominate ABR for "Lucky anyone thought him worthy enough to nominate him at all, the ungrateful bastard."

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ty Thok. Actually, I'd be grateful if I didn't have a title if it has to come from the likes of creative minds such as yours, TSQ.

I am wounded.

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He says in a pointless response in the same thread instead of an IM or PM. You're silly.

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Nominate ABR for "Illogical Rampage"

Not only is it a humorous takeoff on an existing title (IIRC), but it fits the name and ABR's playstyle perfectly. (Not like I can talk there...)

Seconded

I actually really love this title for ABR. I love the reference to Seol (pretty much the complete opposite of ABR) and I love the reference to his play style. All this means this title will never get approved.

Third it anyway

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How about "asked for a title"

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nominate shea for "cocks."

I accept.

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lulz

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Theres no way Oman should be forced to want a title he doesn't want.

nominate him for cocks instead

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He's a fucking newbie, since when was the Title Fairy a thread for making fun of newbies who aren't as good as mafia as some other more experienced players? Seriously these attacks are the exact reason why newbies are being driven away from the site.

cough

Um...You know...He's kind of right.

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I would support KKK, and not the other one.

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I would support KKK

...

Yes.

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And change it to cocks.

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Accept It

I think that settles it.

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Theres already a title based on the inability to spell.

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Nominate Oman for "Unacceptable." It goes very nicely with Jdodges.

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I think thats hilarious.

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Why can't he just be "unacceptable" It works on so many levels.

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Second Patrick for

That's what

she

said

. Funny. And true.

XKCD Fan!

You realize thats not where it came from, right? and thus it is possible he has no clue what you're referencing?

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Nominate mith for "The Legend".

I know he won't change, and I don't care. It's out there. You have just been assaulted with a Pune, or play on words.

I thought you had said "myself" instead of "Mith" at first.

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Second.

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nominate flay for "Jealous"

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I like how in that game panzer completely owns you, and yet you manage to win because .you're playing with people who don't understand mafia basics

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Hi, this is the Title Fairy thread; please drive through.

Mr. Flay, I will not stand for your OUTRAGEOUS spamming of the title faerie thread. I am writing Mith a very strongly worded letter about you, in hopes that you be banned from the site ideas forum for a month.

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nominate dripping goofball and toaster strudel for "total fucking dumbass"

Second.

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nominate dripping goofball and toaster strudel for "total fucking dumbass"

Quagmire, you know the rule about self-nominations. I'm not going to give you "total fucking dumbass" as a title.

If you feel the need to tell me that Quagmire is not DGB, or that isn't a self-nom, you've totally missed the joke.

I take accusations of alts very seriously, thok.

If you think I missed your joke, than you missed mine.

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nominate dripping goofball and toaster strudel for "total fucking dumbass"

Quagmire, you know the rule about self-nominations. I'm not going to give you "total fucking dumbass" as a title.

If you feel the need to tell me that Quagmire is not DGB, or that isn't a self-nom, you've totally missed the joke.

I take accusations of alts very seriously, thok.

If you think I missed your joke, than you missed mine.

What's wrong with alts?

And why are you guys obsessed with TinyText? Your as bad as Ice Cauldron.

The only purpose of alts is in cheating.

If you don't like my tiny text you don't have to read it.

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What joke?

Raises hand.

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No, I think the main problem is really just that you're not funny.

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What joke?

Raises hand.

You're a joke?

Hi.

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Nominate adel for "the legend"

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There's nothing you can do about it now, you're inextricably linked.

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Um. I am of the opinion that Seol Sista would actually be an amazing title for you.

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Nominate MoS for "Creepo"

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lol. It has a certain je ne sais que, doesn't it?

That phrase always confused me, though. I mean, literally translated it means "I don't know that" And the pas is missing. I hate french.

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Well, yeah, but generally, in colloquial French it's the "ne" that gets dropped, not the pas" For instance "Je ne sais pas" is often shorted to "je sais pas." I don't know, the phrase is just weird.

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True enough. I don't get your example at all. Enlighten me.

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Which actually makes much more sense. Thanks fiasco.

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Le Francais...Je m'en fou.

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Third

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Someone nominate a good title for me!

EDIT: I think 'Modkilled' would be a good one!

You really don't get how this works, do you?

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To be fair, the OP is confusing. It says to "request titles here" Which is obviously not the intent of this thread.

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I nominate MoS for "Lollipop Guild"

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Nominate MoS for Creepopop guild

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Also, nominate thok for "Big Boy"

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/support "Moo"

As you do not have/are not appointed for a title, your opinion here does not count. Please move along.

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Mr. Flay has told me to be quiet, as he HAS a title, whereas I am a lowly title appointee, I must defer to his obvious superiority.

Thank you for showing me my place, Mr. Flay.

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Nominate Adele for "He has a title"

Gender selection on purpose.

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I have a title; my vote counts quadruple.

third Adele for "He has a title"
fourth Adele for "He has a title"
fifth Adele for "He has a title"
sixth Adele for "He has a title"

>.>

Yours does not count because you did not earn your title. It was given to you by Jeep in a gross misuse of his powers.

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2: He wasn't even making those points at me. I currently outrank him, so he can't. Razz

No, you don't. We're both title appointees, and I have more game posts than you do, so it is I who outrank you.

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ha, its funny becuase you think i give a shit.

Yet here you are replying to it. And with a situable excuse to avoid admitting you are wrong too.

No, you don't. We're both title appointees, and I have more game posts than you do, so it is I who outrank you.

I'm likely to be approved by the weekend. So that makes me "almost titled"... And so what if I've been in that status for ever... I still outrank you.

You might want to read the front page of this thread. I'm ALREADY approved. Therefore I even outrank you there as well.

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Nominate Cow For: Repression Therepy.

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I wasn't belittling his beliefs,

was belittling my beliefs unnecessarily.

going out of your way to belittle someone's beliefs

2 v. 1

It sounds like you were, as you weren't making fun of his statement, you were portraying

him

in a satirical way. Whilst it may have been funny to you (as I assume you and I have different values and thus different humour), it certainly looked immature and belittling.

Perhaps the biggest problem was this:

as God clearly intended when he made you attracted to men.

which is just an attempt at comedy at someone else's expence.

If you feel that his beliefs are stupid (and you certainly are able to) then you can't say so in one sentence, and expect

your

ideas (the suggestion) to be accepted.

Oman, your lack of logic only serves to prove you're Australian. First off, you start with a nice little argumentem ad populum. This goes very nicely with the strawman you make for your second argument, but doesn't really do your position much justice.

It's an argumentum ad populum because you're saying that sarcs statement is invalid simply because less people agree with him. Remember that the majority of people used to believe that the sun rotated the earth? Yeah...About that.

It's a strawman because you reversed the argument. Sarcs point is that it's kind of silly for people to ridicule him for making a joke at someones expense, as they are doing the exact same thing to him that he is supposedly wrong for doing to someone else (this argument is flawed for other reasons, but does not change the fact that you're a git.) Basically you just agreed with sarc, but turned it around so that it seemed like you weren't. Would have been tricksy, cept there was no way it was purposeful.

Lastly, since when are negative titles not allowed? Thoks title isn't given to him for a warm and fuzzy reason. Titles are given to people for memorable events which are indicative of who a person is. If you don't think any of the suggestions for his title are valid in that respect, then fine, disagree on those grounds, but I think that it's silly for you to stand up here and expect that no negative titles can ever be made ever.

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I like how you can "disagree" With two confirmed logical fallacies. Good luck with that.

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Isn't it usually doing that in London?

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GL mole: i feel bad about revealing adele's damp hair to the world now
GL mole: i should have just let it go after she deleted her post
thesheamuffin: heh
GL mole: but... that kind of shit has no place in a discussion about religion
thesheamuffin: What, fact?
thesheamuffin: Or wet hair?
thesheamuffin: Or both?

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am I the only one who hates that title, and doesn't think it's witty or fitting at all.

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am I the only one who hates that title, and doesn't think it's witty or fitting at all.

I don't think it's witty, but Cow is right.


Also, yes, you seem to be the only one who dislikes it. Get over yourself.

Oh I'm sorry, Mighty glork. I didn't realize that merely posting my opinion on a title thats different from yours makes me arrogant and conceded. I am so so sorry. I'll never do it again, master.

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I really like the "accept it" "unacceptable" joke, and I don't think the NK Immune miller vig is that funny. So I guess thats one.

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lol

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no

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no

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no

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I like the title I've been approved for already.

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I feel like avatar based titles are kind of redundant, and they tend not to stand the test of time.

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I'd like that title, actually.

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I agree. Why don't we just institute a system of thok appointed titles for everyone from now on?

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Burdened by proficiency is already adequate.

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It refers to how people respond when they see your posts.

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Why?

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'm a survior (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)
I'm a survior (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

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I nominate Adel.

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Flay isn't troll bait, he's the best troll on this site.

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Cicero for Oratorador? Cool. I wanted to nom you for not believing in scumtells...

I don't believe in scumtells either.

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I really like the "of little use" one for proz. <3

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I support "Stoofs little boys" For Mr Stoofer.

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I personally prefer Oh, Prozac...

Of little use is funnier, but GG, the one he prefers is the one he should get.