The Title Fairy Dances with the Stars-lolz

[AniX]

I thought we were going with Mish-Mash Whore for Max. I don't really see what "Munchkin" as to do with being very active in the Mish-Mash forum. If anything, Munchkin would imply a small prescence in the forum, which goes completely at odds with the original intent of the title. Also, I think Whore is completely PG-13, so I don't really get why we changed it...

[AniX]

You ever get the feeling I have a ridicious amount of gimmicks?

Lover of Scully

11th Hour

Sense of Smell

Inventor of UPick

God

the list goes on and on...

[AniX]

I think 11th Hour and Scully are tied for my major gimmicks, with Inventor of Upick in close second, followed by Sense of Smell taking up the rear.

[AniX]

I like "Inventor of the 11th sense of Scully" the best out of anything thus far.

[AniX]

Jobs, you are a bad sidekick. BAD SIDEKICK, BAD! Don't make me get a newspaper.

Anyway, Like I already said, I prefer my current one or "Inventor of the 11th sense of Scully" above all else.

And I STRONGLY prefer Whore to Munchkin. It just fits better and makes a lot more sense.

[AniX]

I agree. The fourth and third vote on any voting list do suck.

[AniX]

Emp: I think me aquiring more is a given. Its just a question of when.

[AniX]

You hate me? Way to conform.

[AniX]

I was cool before I was hated.

[AniX]

Anix is teh hugs!

No physical contact. I might accidentally brush up against a boob and those are just gross.

But of the four privates, I think they are the best looking. Better looking than two shadowy holes in the body or some giant weird freaky thing that is like a baton, only with stuff hanging off it. They all are gross though.

also, aDele, you spelled my name wrong.

[AniX]

I will approve the use of "9 years old" for the youngster.

[AniX]

Power of the 11th Hour: AniX

Invent UPick: AniX

Hotness: Scully

[AniX]

Is it Jimmy Wang Yang?

[AniX]

So its what to Asia? Third-cousin? Eccentric Neighbor? Girlfriend?

[AniX]

Cubsfan debates like I have females offering to have sex with me.

[AniX]

NOT

quite a Fascist?

I think you need to do some note-checking...

[AniX]

Can I unsecond kilmenator's nom? I think we have a longstanding tradition of not basing one player's title on another player without STRONG correlation, and in this case the players don't even know each other.

I'll third this "anti-title" statement. I don't think titles should become a tool to play "Miss Mafiascum" competitions.

[AniX]

So very tempted to change AniX's title to "Miss Mafiascum" for a few days.

Don't play a cold war with me, man: you'll recall what happened the last time you challenged me. I shut down this whole forum, if you recall correctly. My words brought the forum to its knees, then picked it up to its feet again so I could knock it on its ass.

[AniX]

wow, this thread quickly became "Praise Pie Thread" in a quick fashion, didn't it?

Also, of course I'm one of the only ones who can run a good UPick game. I don't know if you know, since I'm pretty modest about it, but I invented it.

[AniX]

She wants to ride the gravy train of flooring people by her nonasianisity for as long as she can.

[AniX]

Like...Seriously, guys. I didn't write that...I would imagine either my brother, elias the thief, or my girlfriend, poppinpuffin, snuck onto my account.

I see. Your "brother" snuck onto your account. Your "girlfriend" too in addition as well. We've heard this sob-story before, cheater.

I DEMAND shea be banned from all aspects of this website, including mafia, for his clear abuse of the rules and spirit of the title thread. If we have learned anything as a website, its that banning someone from both the community and mafia for crimes committed in only one is a fantastic idea.

Also, I don't want to see no wacky manifesto from you, shea, regardless of who posts it.

[AniX]

I think we just invite Dana Scully to the site specifically for the purpose of ending the "who is most beloved and hottest" tomfoolery.

[AniX]

Great! Let me know when The Red-Headed One actually shows up.

You'll know because I will, at that point, scream my joy so loudly everyone in the world at the same time will hear me.

[AniX]

I think all these calculations and science-terms are rendered mute by the fact that none of you rendered the thought I would be screaming my joy at the 11th Hour, ergo everything would work out in some way/shape/form. Off the top of my head:

At the exact time I scream, a mystical portal forms in front of me. My sound waves enter the portal, in which billions of little tiny, tiny portals are formed in everyone's ears that are connected to whatever wacky matter-filled void the original portal lead to. The sound would then come out of this portal into everyone's ears. However, the portal is also a portal to the past, albeit a portal to the very, very recent past, specifically the exact moment I screamed my joy. Ergo, at the exact moment I scream my joy, everyone is hearing it.

Is this concept REALLY that hard to grasp? I mean really people, this isn't Shakespearean rocket science.

[AniX]

Also, I think that I have way too many gimmicks already for Flea's title to be anything I can accept. I can't add "Some what of a odd interpretation of physics" to an already bloated business card.

[AniX]

It doesn't even make any sense at this point, now that the whole truth of what would happen in the hypothetical situation has come to light. Mystical time portals to other dimensions then the generation of billions of micro-portals are always physics-forward.

[AniX]

There can only be one true proof of this:

Why are you immortal?

[AniX]

Let her answer. The real Scully would know the answer to my inquiry.

[AniX]

Because I'm male in the alternate universe, obviously. And the only male who matches up to my badassery is John Brown. Since John Brown > mortals, John Brown is clearly immortal. Since my alternate-universe self is immortal, clearly I am immortal as well.

QED, Bitch.

The REAL Dana Scully doesn't believe in alternative realities. She is the skeptic to Mulder's believer. BEGONE, IMPOSTOR!

However, the real Scully is nevertheless immortal.

This is first suggestion in the episode "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose". While communicating with a man, Clyde Bruckman, who can psychically predict the way people are going to die. When Scully asks Bruckman how she is going to die, he replies "You don't."

The immortality was again mentioned in "Tithonus". Scully investigated Alfred Fellig, a crime scene photographer, who told Scully he saw Death come for him once but missed; it took someone else instead. As a result, he could not die. Scully was accidentally shot by her new temporary partner, but before she died, Fellig asked her to look away. Scully recovered fully, but Fellig died instead. Mulder suggested that Fellig took her place in death, which if true, suggests she is now immortal, as Fellig was. Fellig, at the time of his death was approximately 200 years old, and his death was by his choice alone.

Also, the episode "Monday" indicated that fate itself would keep repeating a situation until Mulder and Scully didn't die, indicating that either one, the other, or both are not fated to die.

[AniX]

AniX, I genuinely believe that even if you ever met the real, bona fide Dana Scully, you'd find a million reasons to tell her why she's an imposter and a fake until she just walked away from you, bemused.

Hold on, the real Dana Scully and perpetual sidekick Fox Mulder have a message for you...go on, Your Hotness:

[AniX]

Bluesoul's "Mod on a plane" seems fairly uninteresting. Given that the situation referenced is just that he modded a themed game (which is nothing entirely special), the title either needs to be really clever or done away with entirely.

I'd nominate something like "Had enough of these %#$@ Players in my %#$@ Game!", cept that it seems a bit long, and not exactly groundbreaking.

Well, it is groundbreaking in the fact he abandoned the game, so the theme's catchphrase fitting so well with his actual actions is certainly amusing, if not entirely too long.

Also, I think we should sign a petition to force Thok to give CPE the virgin title.

[AniX]

I didn't know Mr Stoofer was a Bush supporter. I didn't know ANYONE (Cubsie excluded) was a Bush supporter...

On a related note, Bush has almost achieved a milestone in politics: With nearly a entire year left in his tenure, he is only 1 point from tying and two points from overtaking the disapproval rating record set by Richard Nixon 4 days before he resigned. Bush is at 65 disapproval, Nixon was at 66 disapproval. Come on, you smug chimp bastard, you can do it. You can become the least popular president in modern history!

[AniX]

Ta mere est un singe tres mechant.

[AniX]

I wish someone would give me the title "Stupid Fucking Cuntweasel"