Why does everyone random vote at the start of a game?

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Or, some people out themselves in the first post of the game.

On the other hand, sometimes scum victimize innocents based on their first post. So the argument goes both ways, really.

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Oh! Please pretend that never happened, then. Sorry. I'm sure you can see why I took it to be a reference to you-know-what.

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"Derf"? That's the most interesting new syllable I've heard this year. Thank you.

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For some context, read and weep.