Please, only have one post, and just edit it all the time. Don't keep on constantly making new posts.
So, my extendo sig has these elements:
There is no e in Iamm
A
Iammars' First Rule of Sanity:
If you believe that you are perfectly sane, you are not perfectly sane. If you believe that you are perfectly crazy, you are not perfectly crazy.
Iammars' Second Rule of Soccer:
60 some kids with 4 soccer balls is uber confusion.
Iammars' Third Rule of Fast Food:
If you order more than five items of food in a fast food drive-thru, they will get your order wrong. Most likely forgetting the chicken mcnuggets!
"No, I thought this was miss-spelling-name-mafia. With you [Anix], Scotty and Iammers as scum.
" - NightcowBe careful how you spell my name...
From Monarch91:
Two minds are better than one; except for when that one mind is mine.
Always assume yes unless the answer is no.
Have you ever realized how bad the show "Jay Jay the Jet Plane" is? For example, Jay Jay has a rather fat body for a plane his size. He is incapable of flight unless he travels hypersonically. However, in the show, Jay Jay only travels at an average estimated speed of ten miles an hour and maxes out at an estimated speed of fifty miles an hour. In one episode, he only flies as fast as a butterfly. In order for him to fly, he needs to travel much faster than fifty miles per hour. Also, if you observe carefully, you will notice that the front of his jet engines have openings to allow air to travel into the engine, where a chemical reaction takes place to form thrust which pushes him forward. However, on the back of his jet engines, there are no exhaust vents. So that means that all of the products of the chemical reaction stay inside of Jay Jay. If that were so, then he probably would have exploded by now and he wouldn't be able to fly because the exhaust gases provide the thrust he needs to fly. Another problem is that Jay Jay has windows and a door that are way too small for a living person to comfortably use. Yet another problem is that the Tarrytown Airport has a runway about as long as one on an aircraft carrier. That means that Jay Jay's landings have to be abnormally fast. However, Jay Jay lands as if it is a normal runway. The same problems listed above are also present in the plane Tracy.
In all of the propellar powered aircraft and the helicopter, the propellors spin way too slow. You could easily count the number of blades on the propellar even as it turns. Also, did you know that the show supports Daylight Savings Time? Yes, it is true that the show promotes Daylight Savings Time. This is because most of the episodes occur during the summer, when DST is active for one whole season. The planes look happy in the summer and don't even think about what cost in lives DST has.
The television show "Jay Jay the Jet Plane" is a bad influence on today's youth.
Heck, *I* misuse it. I think I'll fix that now.
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