ScumChat Mafia! Game over

[Fritzler]

It was a quiet summer night, and there was a mafiascum convention. However, not just any mafiascum convention, but a scumchat invention. The first day everyone got there, there was much merriment and enjoyment. There were a bunch of mafia games held, and then there was Ultimate Frisbee, and some awesome food too. Yea, everyone thought that was pretty sweet. Everyone then was going to bed, tired and bloated from all the fun and food they'd had. Fritzler casually remarked, "Hey, you know what'd be funny? If this turned into some giant mafia game cuz some crack pot wanted to kill us. That'd make me laugh."
Everyone rolled their eyes, and muttered under their breaths some equivalent of: chalk up another lame comment from Fritz. However, when everyone was trying to get to sleep, they thought, wait a second, what if someone does try to kill us? People started embarking on their night choices. Some people remembered, shit I have no night choices, and attempted to make some up. The hotel could only remark that it had been one of the crazier nights of the hotel, with people coming down and asking what they should use to protect themselves from gunmen in the hotel room.
The hotel manager would always ask, "Why, is someone here in danger?"
And the scumchatters would always say: "No, just curious."
The hotel would wonder what exactly was going on, as people wandered on their way.
No one was prepared for what happened. (Except Charles Davis who saw everything happen in the future past).

Alive: 1 of 28

• BabyJesus -
  AniXer (SK/Insane Cop)

Dead: 27 of 28

• This is not me –
  SuperFletch5 (motivator)
  – Put to sleep night 1.
  
• Yosarian2 –
  chothebestseeker (ScumChat Observors Mafia goon)
  – Killed by a bullet night 1.
  
• darquiel –
  catdarquiel (Roleblocker)
  – Killed by excessive irony night 1.
  
• VisMaior –
  jhawk01B (Mayor)
  – Killed with a hoe night 1.
  
• rajrhcpfreak -
  Opoku13 (ScumChat Observors Mafia Rolename Finder)
  - Lynched Day 1.
  
• ibaesha –
  ThumperBerries (Whore/Mason)
  – Brutally murdered after hot investigative Sex
  
• PookyTheMagicalBear –
  Bacde2 (Rolename Cop)
  – Killed by a rake Night 2.
  
• Kaoticity –
  Kiache Majere (Paranoid Cop)
  – Killed by a bullet Night 2
  
• Coron –
  theONLYnonny (Recruiting Mason)
  Killed by excessive Irony Night 2
  
• RolandoftheWhite -
  leechboy245 (Cop)
  ODed on Prozac Day 2.
  
• inHimshallibe -
  RAJrhcpfreak (Kentucky Mafia Spammer)
  Lynched Day 2
  
• Iammars –
  Tallyvision (Observors Mafia Doctor)
  Shot Night 3
  
• Blackberry –
  The Fritzler (Overeager Vigilante/Mason)
  Put to sleep Night 3
  
• BrianMcQueso –
  Rolandofthewhite (Kentucky Mafia Lurker)
  Killed by a shovel Night 3
  
• Astronaut -
  Jovial Jovian (Observors Mafia Assassian)
  Lynched Day 3
  
• !Chucklez! -
  astroscum (Mason)
  Killed with a rake Night 4
  
• bertrand -
  MoL42 q (Immune Townie)
  Modkilled Night 5
  
• Pie_is_good -
  PieIsGoodScum (Set up manipulator)
  Implanted with a shovel Night 5
  
• TonyMontana -
  Ibaesha (Doctor)
  Shot Night 5
  
• Narninian -
  inHimshallibe (Kentucky Mafia Godfather)
  Lynched Day 5
  
• elvis_knits -
  Rocke57657 (Note-Sender)
  Shot Night 6\
  
• Jentsu -
  MorganSimpson76 (Kentucky Mafia Goon)
  Lynched Day 6
  
• armlx -
  Kiarlea (Back-up Doc)
  Shot night 7
  
• HezLucky -
  hezgotbeenz (Sane Cop)
  Lynched Day 7
  
• AniX -
  Obso1337Me (Naive Cop)
  Shot Night 8
  
• Bacde -
  TyfoDK (Mason)
  Lynched Day 8
  
• draygn_mage -
  AuraofAsh (1-way lover/mason)
  Shot in endgame

Current Status: Game Over
Deadline: None

Mods: Fritzler and Mastermind of Sin

Day 1: Start - End.
Day 2: Start - End.
Day 3: Start - End.
Day 4: Start - End.
Day 5: Start - End.
Day 6: Start - End.
Day 7: Start - End.
Day 8: Start - End.

[Fritzler]

RULES (Mostly stolen from Mr. Stoofer who adapted them from MeMe’s and DP’s rulesets)

[01] Votes must be in bold. If you do not bold your vote, it will not be counted.
[02] Please be attentive and unvote, if necessary, before casting a new vote. This is not required, but I’d appreciate it.
[03] Lynching will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, their pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will be unheeded. Feel free to post in twilight, though.
[04] You may vote: no lynch. Majority votes of this kind are necessary to end the day without a death.
[05] If I impose a day deadline, lynching will require at least half of the regular majority at deadline. In case of a tie, first come first served. In the endgame (six players or fewer) only lynches with a regular majority will occur.
[06] When I set a day deadline, the deadline lasts until I actually lock the thread.
[07] The game is not to be discussed outside the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so – and then only at night.
[08] Once your death scene has been posted, you’re dead.
[09] Don’t edit/delete previously submitted posts.
[10] Don’t quote any PMs from me. If you do, I will destroy you.
[11] If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. I will not wait for you. If you do not submit a choice to me, I’ll make it for you and you won’t like it.
[12] If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Treat this game as a commitment. Be considerate – don’t leave us hanging.
[13] Unlike other mods I am fallible. Please point out any mistakes I make gently. In particular, if I post a vote count that does not accurately reflect your vote, it is your responsibility to correct me. If you don’t your vote may be treated as it appears in the vote count.
[14] If you have any questions at all, please PM me or post the question in the thread.
[15] Remember, it’s a game and it’s supposed to be fun. Be nice to your fellow players and your mod. I have zero tolerance for abusive posts.
[16] Please submit all choices to both mods in case one of them is unavailable at any given time.
[17] The town win condition is:
You win once all those who wish you harm are dead.
Any scum's win condition is:
You win once you (or your group) is the only one left alive, or nothing can prevent this.

[Fritzler]

chothebestseeker was sitting around chilling. Then he realized, it was time to show everyone he could play. He figured his first target would be a young ‘un. cho snuck up behind SuperFletch5, who for some reason, also answered to This is not me. cho snuck up behind Superfletch5 and injected him with a chemical, putting him to sleep. Permanently, Superfletch5, motivator is dead.

cho went back to chill with his mafia buddies. He was just innocently walking down the street. Then out of nowhere, a shot came, and nailed him in the heart. cho was a member of the observers mafia. They were a group of people who always came in and watched ScumChat but never played. They were constantly made fun of, but they decided to show everyone they could play real time mafia, and luckily one of them is dead.

Farther away catdarquiel was around. She was seduced into someone’s bedroom (not THAT someone [or maybe it was…]). Darq, (or darquiel) was a roleblocker that blocked people by seductively tempting them. However, last night she was seductively tempted into someone else’s room after her normal roleblocking deal, and killed there. Strangled actually.

Vismaior was around, feeling pretty cool, because he was one of the mods (the worse one, MoS aka jhawk). Jhawk was known as the leader of the rag tag group of scum chatters, and as a result, he was the mayor. It took extra votes to lynch him, he could prevent lynches, and execute people. Sucks you lost him, cuz him game abilities were better then his modding abilities.

• This is not me –
  SuperFletch5 (motivator)
  – Put to sleep night 1.
  
• Yosarian2 –
  chothebestseeker (ScumChat Observors Mafia goon)
  – Killed by a bullet night 1.
  
• darquiel –
  catdarquiel (Roleblocker)
  – Killed by excessive irony night 1.
  
• VisMaior –
  jhawk01B (Mayor)
  – Killed with a hoe night 1.

You all awake, and decide the only way to do this is the only way you know how, good old fashioned lynching. Hell ya. There are 24 alive, it is 13 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

TWBAEIICAIWATBIISTIANPI: I was formatting it like it shows up in trillian for scumchat, but I ended up putting the wrong minute for mine. =\

You seemed to get the right minute for me at least...

[Fritzler]

First Real Vote Count From the Real Mod at the Top of Page 2

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BrianMcQueso- 2 (HezLucky, BabyJesus)
HezLucky- 2 (Coron, Blackberry)
draygn_mage- 1 (Pie_is_good)
rajrhcpfreak- 1 (Kaoticity)
Astronaut- 1 (Astronaut)
bertrand- 1 (Iammars)
Iammars- 1 (Jentsu)

Not voting (15): ibaesha, draygn_mage, Pooky, elvis_knitts, rajrhcpfreak, inHimshallibe, AniX, !Chucklez!, BrianMcQueso, armlx, TonyMontana, Bacde, bertrand, Narinian, rolandofthewhite

13 to lynch.

Lynch someone already, pansies

LOOK, I CAN EDIT FRITZ'S POST! I'M A REAL MOD, TOO!!!!!

[Fritzler]

The New Page 5 Vote Count where I am totally /in for a game of RAF

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rajrhcpfreak- 3 (Kaoticity, rolandofthewhite, Coron)
BrianMcQueso- 3 (HezLucky, BabyJesus, elvis_knitts)
ibaesha- 2 (AniX, Astronaut)
Kaoticity- 2 (rajrhcpfreak, ibaesha)
bertrand- 2 (Iammars, inHimshallibe)
Blackberry- 1 (armlx)
draygn_mage- 1 (Pie_is_good)
elvis_knitts- 1 (BrianMcQueso)
Astronaut- 1 (TonyMontana)
HezLucky- 1 (Blackberry)
Narinian- 1 (Bacde)
BabyJesus- 1 (!Chucklez!)
Iammars- 1 (Jentsu)

Not voting (4): draygn_mage, Pooky, bertrand, Narinian

13 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

Vote Count

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BrianMcQueso- 4 (HezLucky, BabyJesus, elvis_knitts, rajrhcpfreak)
rajrhcpfreak- 3 (Kaoticity, rolandofthewhite, Coron)
bertrand- 3 (Iammars, inHimshallibe, armlx)
ibaesha- 2 (AniX, Astronaut)
draygn_mage- 1 (Pie_is_good)
elvis_knitts- 1 (BrianMcQueso)
Kaoticity- 1 (ibaesha)
Astronaut- 1 (TonyMontana)
HezLucky- 1 (Blackberry)
Narinian- 1 (Bacde)
BabyJesus- 1 (!Chucklez!)
Iammars- 1 (Jentsu)

Not voting (4): draygn_mage, Pooky, bertrand, Narinian

13 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

vote !Chicklez!

Spaceghost is no better, really...

Rulebreaker:

[08] Once your death scene has been posted, you’re dead. However, in true accordance with scumchat, you may still post. Nothing game related however, and no posting votes, (as MoS gets easily confused).

Edit to show off my mod skillz: Jent, do you have to be so emo?

Edit2: I know

[Fritzler]

Vote Count

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BrianMcQueso- 5 (HezLucky, BabyJesus, elvis_knitts, Pie_is_good, Pooky)
rajrhcpfreak- 2 (Kaoticity, rolandofthewhite)
bertrand- 2 (Iammars, armlx)
ibaesha- 2 (AniX, Astronaut)
Blackberry - 2 (Coron, inHimshallibe)
elvis_knitts- 1 (BrianMcQueso)
Kaoticity- 1 (ibaesha)
Astronaut- 1 (TonyMontana)
HezLucky- 1 (Blackberry)
Narinian- 1 (Bacde)
BabyJesus- 1 (!Chucklez!)
Iammars- 1 (Jentsu)
Coron- 1 (RAJrhcpfreak)

Not voting (3): draygn_mage, bertrand, Narinian

13 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

Vote Count

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Blackberry - 6 (Coron, inHimshallibe, RAJrhcpfreak, HezLucky, TonyMontana, BabyJesus)
BrianMcQueso- 3 (elvis_knitts, Pie_is_good, Pooky)
rajrhcpfreak- 2 (Kaoticity, rolandofthewhite)
ibaesha- 2 (AniX, Astronaut)
bertrand- 1 (Iammars)
elvis_knitts- 1 (BrianMcQueso)
Kaoticity- 1 (ibaesha)
HezLucky- 1 (Blackberry)
Narinian- 1 (Bacde)
BabyJesus- 1 (!Chucklez!)
Iammars- 1 (Jentsu)

Pie_is_good- 1 (armlx)

Not voting (3): draygn_mage, bertrand, Narinian

13 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

Page 10 Vote Count where I'm glad I won RAF

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Blackberry - 5 (Coron, inHimshallibe, RAJrhcpfreak, HezLucky, TonyMontana)
rajrhcpfreak- 4 (Kaoticity, rolandofthewhite, BabyJesus, armlx)
BrianMcQueso- 3 (elvis_knitts, Pie_is_good, Pooky)
ibaesha- 2 (AniX, Astronaut)
bertrand- 1 (Iammars)
elvis_knitts- 1 (BrianMcQueso)
Kaoticity- 1 (ibaesha)
HezLucky- 1 (Blackberry)
Narinian- 1 (Bacde)
BabyJesus- 1 (!Chucklez!)
Iammars- 1 (Jentsu)

Not voting (3): draygn_mage, bertrand, Narinian

13 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

Page 11 Vote Count where I'm Waiting for you to kill someone

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rajrhcpfreak- 7 (Kaoticity, rolandofthewhite, BabyJesus, armlx, Pie_is_good, BrianMcQueso, inHimshallibe)
Blackberry - 4 (Coron, RAJrhcpfreak, HezLucky, TonyMontana)
BrianMcQueso- 2 (elvis_knitts, Pooky)
ibaesha- 2 (AniX, Astronaut)
bertrand- 1 (Iammars)
Kaoticity- 1 (ibaesha)
HezLucky- 1 (Blackberry)
Narinian- 1 (Bacde)
BabyJesus- 1 (!Chucklez!)
Iammars- 1 (Jentsu)

Not voting (3): draygn_mage, bertrand, Narinian

13 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

Page 12 Vote Count where I'm wondering how long it will take you fools to lynch someone

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rajrhcpfreak- 8 (Kaoticity, rolandofthewhite, BabyJesus, armlx, Pie_is_good, BrianMcQueso, inHimshallibe, Jentsu)
Blackberry - 4 (Coron, RAJrhcpfreak, HezLucky, TonyMontana)
BrianMcQueso- 2 (elvis_knitts, Pooky)
ibaesha- 2 (AniX, Astronaut)
bertrand- 1 (Iammars)
Kaoticity- 1 (ibaesha)
HezLucky- 1 (Blackberry)
Narinian- 1 (Bacde)
BabyJesus- 1 (!Chucklez!)

Not voting (3): draygn_mage, bertrand, Narinian

13 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

Page 13 Vote Count (Which is an unlucky number, so I hope someone dies)

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rajrhcpfreak- 8 (Kaoticity, rolandofthewhite, BabyJesus, armlx, Pie_is_good, BrianMcQueso, inHimshallibe, Jentsu)
Blackberry - 4 (Coron, RAJrhcpfreak, HezLucky, TonyMontana)
BrianMcQueso- 2 (elvis_knitts, Pooky)
ibaesha- 2 (AniX, Astronaut)
Kaoticity- 1 (ibaesha)
HezLucky- 1 (Blackberry)
Narinian- 1 (Bacde)
BabyJesus- 1 (!Chucklez!)

Not voting (3): draygn_mage, bertrand, Narinian, Iammars

13 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

Page 14 Vote Count, and ha! We're past Thy Mod is God Mafia!

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rajrhcpfreak- 9 (Kaoticity, rolandofthewhite, BabyJesus, armlx, Pie_is_good, BrianMcQueso, inHimshallibe, Jentsu, Iammars)
Blackberry - 4 (Coron, RAJrhcpfreak, HezLucky, TonyMontana)
BrianMcQueso- 2 (elvis_knitts, Pooky)
ibaesha- 2 (AniX, Astronaut)
Kaoticity- 1 (ibaesha)
HezLucky- 1 (Blackberry)
Narinian- 1 (Bacde)
BabyJesus- 1 (!Chucklez!)

Not voting (3): draygn_mage, bertrand, Narinian

13 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

God, no votes on that page!

Page 14 Vote Count, and ha! We're past Thy Mod is God Mafia!

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rajrhcpfreak- 9 (Kaoticity, rolandofthewhite, BabyJesus, armlx, Pie_is_good, BrianMcQueso, inHimshallibe, Jentsu, Iammars)
Blackberry - 4 (Coron, RAJrhcpfreak, HezLucky, TonyMontana)
BrianMcQueso- 2 (elvis_knitts, Pooky)
ibaesha- 2 (AniX, Astronaut)
Kaoticity- 1 (ibaesha)
HezLucky- 1 (Blackberry)
Narinian- 1 (Bacde)
BabyJesus- 1 (!Chucklez!)

Not voting (3): draygn_mage, bertrand, Narinian

13 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

Vote Count

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rajrhcpfreak- 10 (Kaoticity, rolandofthewhite, BabyJesus, armlx, Pie_is_good, BrianMcQueso, inHimshallibe, Jentsu, Iammars. Bacde)
Blackberry - 4 (Coron, RAJrhcpfreak, HezLucky, TonyMontana)
BrianMcQueso- 2 (elvis_knitts, Pooky)
ibaesha- 1 (Astronaut)
Kaoticity- 1 (ibaesha)
HezLucky- 1 (Blackberry)
BabyJesus- 1 (!Chucklez!)
Prof. Chillingworth/armlx- 1 (AniX)

Not voting (3): draygn_mage, bertrand, Narinian

13 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

Vote Count

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rajrhcpfreak- 11 (Kaoticity, rolandofthewhite, BabyJesus, armlx, Pie_is_good, BrianMcQueso, inHimshallibe, Jentsu, Iammars. Bacde, AniX)
Blackberry - 3 (Coron, HezLucky, TonyMontana)
BrianMcQueso- 2 (elvis_knitts, Pooky)
ibaesha- 1 (Astronaut)
Kaoticity- 1 (ibaesha)
HezLucky- 1 (Blackberry)
BabyJesus- 1 (!Chucklez!)
Prof. Chillingworth/armlx- 1 (RAJrhcpfreak)

Not voting (3): draygn_mage, bertrand, Narinian

13 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

You all circle around RAJ, who claims to be Gied. You circle around him, and realize, wait, isn't Gied american? This guy we're lynching is clearly Canadian. After you kill him you realize, OMG, we just lynched Yaw, freakin genius. Everyone was running around, going OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH OUT YAW? Then, finally, Ibae points out, hey, wait, does Yaw ever play ScumChat? Or does he just observe? Suddenly, everyone just rejoiced, and you should because you just lynched Opoku13, Obvservor Mafia Name Finer. And thin AniX pees on his grave, and you all start to go to the other side of the room.

rajrhcpfreak -

Opoku13 (ScumChat Observors Mafia Rolename Finder)

- Lynched Day 1.

When do you guys ever shut up? The thread is still open, as you guys party over your celebration. Good job.

Its Now Night 2, Send me choices by Friday October 18th, 2 pm central

[Fritzler]

Good job?

[Fritzler]

yea....go you!

[Fritzler]

4 if you count Night 1.

[Fritzler]

Way too much.

[Fritzler]

shaka-laka

[Fritzler]

Does anyone else thing this thread shouldnt add to the post count :-p

No.

[Fritzler]

4 if you count Night 1.

EDIT: # of times thread is locked by MoS - 4

No one likes you.

[Fritzler]

*unlock*

[Fritzler]

Sure, puny powerstruggles are in the interest/theme of scumchat.

[Fritzler]

The Fritzler (3:46:18 PM): YO
The Fritzler (3:46:19 PM): YO
The Fritzler (3:46:20 PM): YO
The Fritzler (3:46:21 PM): SUP?
jhawk01B (3:47:35 PM): lmao
jhawk01B (3:47:42 PM): i'm having fun
jhawk01B (3:47:43 PM): are u?
The Fritzler (3:47:48 PM): no
jhawk01B (3:49:22 PM): dunno
jhawk01B (3:50:01 PM): lol
jhawk01B (3:50:09 PM): why can't I leave the thread locked :d
The Fritzler (3:50:36 PM): cuz its not in the spirit of scumc hat
The Fritzler (3:50:41 PM): but these puny power struggles aren't
jhawk01B (3:50:42 PM): lol
The Fritzler (3:51:23 PM): did anyone not post day 1?
The Fritzler (3:51:30 PM): so I can arbitrarily mod kill them?
jhawk01B (3:51:52 PM): lol
jhawk01B (3:51:54 PM): iunno

[Fritzler]

*anti-hump*

[Fritzler]

DAMN DON'T GET TO Mod kill anyone:
The Fritzler: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 777#270777
jhawk01B: lol
jhawk01B: I like cheese
The Fritzler: GOOD ASS CHEESE?
jhawk01B: smoked cheese
jhawk01B: smoked swiss esp.
The Fritzler: no kidding
jhawk01B: btw
jhawk01B: 26 ppl posted day 1
The Fritzler: it should have been 27
The Fritzler: cuz one dead person posted
The Fritzler: me
The Fritzler: you
The Fritzler: + 24 alive
jhawk01B: i didn't count you or me
The Fritzler: charles davis
jhawk01B: yup

[Fritzler]

Come on mods.. play nice.

And stop locking the thread.

Wow, I leave for a day and come back to find out that we've hit mafia?

Nice.

I am, MoS is being evil. But Iammars is on my side.

[Fritzler]

locking the thread is where it's at...

Umm, no, its where it's not.

[Fritzler]

Umm, pretty sure the sun shines on mars.

Idiot.

[Fritzler]

You realize he's co-mod, and the character playing him already died?

*has got MoS's back*

[Fritzler]

I can always unmodkill myself. maybe I'll modkill myself later

*arbitrarily modkills MoS*

[Fritzler]

Umm, no, I'm the higher mod.

[Fritzler]

We shouldn't be allowed to co-mod.

PS MoS you better open up UPICK soon.

[Fritzler]

Bush Hitler Scully not hot? I love child with you mama. You like apples???

(Translation: Bush and Hitler and SCully's not hot? I had a love child with yo mama Anix. How you like them apples)

Umm, it should be "dem apples" not "them apples."

[Fritzler]

Me bad Fritzler.

I know, accroding to MoS i'm infallible, remember?

[Fritzler]

So I can't decide if having a bunch of scumchatters in a game was a good idea or not.

[Fritzler]

I didn't want to reveal this so soon. I wanted some of those less worthy of seeing such awesomeness "weeded out", as it were.

But your tomfoolery has forced my hand!



Mulder jobs to a mouse. Only Scully's badass nature can save the day. Also, I totally knew she wore the pants on that partnership.

Umm, cool?

[Fritzler]

owls = suck

*modkill*

*unmodkills*

[Fritzler]

Is it Day 2 or what? I'm lost.

It's night 2. Day 2 will come when I get everyone's night choices.*glares at the people who haven't give him any choices yet*

[Fritzler]

sheesh, be glad bj is dead, or he'd go off on you. I disagree with you. I think your wrong.

[Fritzler]

Wrong thread. Even though I"m infallable.

[Fritzler]

sheesh, be glad bj is dead, or he'd go off on you. I disagree with you. I think your wrong.

skimmer, the mod has not yet posted your kill of me.....

No, it belonged in teh bad idea thread.

[Fritzler]

*arbitraily modkills pie*

[Fritzler]

Day in ~4 hours guys. Sadly, I can't do it right now at school.

[Fritzler]

Thumperberries was a total whore, and he figured, that if someone was going to be killing his friends, he’d use it to the best off his ability. Thumperberries last night was in a room, having sex with someone, when all of a sudden he was brutally killed, and dumped somewhere else.

Nearby was another familiar ScumChat character. Bacde2. Awwww, he’s so…..
pissed off when people spell his name wrong. Last night he had gotten sick of that and decided to complain about name misspelling to the wrong person, and they embedded a rake into his skull. Bye bacde (I didn’t miss you).

Suddenly, Kiache Majere steps out, and says “I know who did this.” Suddenly, he points to…all of you. He thought you were all scum, as he was getting paranoid in his old age. Suddenly, a shot came from nowhere, and killed him. Maybe he wasn’t paranoid enough.

You all look around, and realize one more is missing. None of you can find NONNY. You suddenly look around. O, cruel fate, in a twist of irony, your recruiting mason was found dead alone. She was just trying to make lots of friends, but alas, she died alone.

ibaesha –

ThumperBerries (Whore/Mason)

– Brutally murdered after hot investigative Sex
PookyTheMagicalBear –

Bacde2 (Rolename Cop)

– Killed by a rake Night 2.
Kaoticity –

Kiache Majere (Paranoid Cop)

– Killed by a bullet Night 2
Coron –

theONLYnonny (Recruiting Mason)

Killed by excessive Irony Night 2

Get back to lynching, there are 19 alive, it is 10 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

OK, some crazy stuff just happened. RolandoftheWhite, aka LeechBoy, was day killed. He was a cop. He ODed on prozac.

Also, you have a vote count, with some weird anomalies:

Vote Count:

draygn_mage- 2 (Pie_is_good, elvis_knitts)
BrianMcQueso- 0 (BabyJesus)

Not voting (15): Blackberry, draygn_mage, inHimshallibe, AniX, !Chucklez!, BrianMcQueso, armlx, TonyMontana, Jentsu, Astronaut, Bacde, bertrand, HezLucky, Narninian, Iammars

10 to lynch.

RolandoftheWhite -

leechboy245 (Cop)

ODed on Prozac Day 2.

[Fritzler]

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draygn_mage- 2 (elvis_knitts, Pie_is_good)
BrianMcQueso- 1 (BabyJesus, draygn_mage)

Not voting (14): Blackberry, inHimshallibe, AniX, !Chucklez!, BrianMcQueso, armlx, TonyMontana, Jentsu, Astronaut, Bacde, Bertrand, HezLucky, Narninian, Iammars

10 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

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BrianMcQueso- 1 (BabyJesus, draygn_mage)
draygn_mage- 1 (Pie_is_good)

Not voting (15): Blackberry, elvis_knitts, inHimshallibe, AniX, !Chucklez!, BrianMcQueso, armlx, TonyMontana, Jentsu, Astronaut, Bacde, Bertrand, HezLucky, Narninian, Iammars

10 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

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draygn_mage- 2 (Pie_is_good, elvis_knitts)
BrianMcQueso- 1 (BabyJesus, draygn_mage)
Prof. Chillingworth/armlx- 1 (AniX)

Not voting (13): Blackberry, inHimshallibe, !Chucklez!, BrianMcQueso, armlx, TonyMontana, Jentsu, Astronaut, Bacde, Bertrand, HezLucky, Narninian, Iammars

10 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

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draygn_mage- 2 (Pie_is_good, elvis_knitts)
BrianMcQueso- 1 (BabyJesus, draygn_mage)

Not voting (14): Blackberry, inHimshallibe, !Chucklez!, BrianMcQueso, armlx, TonyMontana, Jentsu, Astronaut, Bacde, Bertrand, HezLucky, Narninian, Iammars, AniX

10 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

The BLACKBERRY IS FRITZ BUT IBAE WAS BLACKBERRY WHO THOUGHT INHIM WAS IBAE WHO WAS NOT BUT WAS RAJ Vote Count

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inHimshallibe- 5 (Blackberry, AniX, Pie_is_good, BabyJesus, elvis_knitts, HezLucky)
BrianMcQueso- 1 (draygn_mage)
elvis_knitts-1 (inHimshallibe

Not voting (10): !Chucklez!, BrianMcQueso, armlx, TonyMontana, Jentsu, Astronaut, Bacde, Bertrand, Narninian, Iammars

10 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

You all circle around inHim, who says with desperation I'm raj, I'm building an army of whores. elvis yells out "He's lying. Also, give me huggles." You proceed to huggle elvis, and kill inHim. He was RAJ, a kentucky mafia spammer.

inHimshallibe -

RAJrhcpfreak (Kentucky Mafia Spammer)

Lynched Day 2

Current Status: Night 3
Deadline: Tuesday, December 20th 2:00pm central

[Fritzler]

Cool

Who claimed he was guilty? We know that person is either unlikely SK or innocent.

MOD WARNING: NO TALKING ABOUT THE GAME AT NIGHT

[Fritzler]

Not really.

[Fritzler]

Tallyvision had just gotten done from her double duty of protecting and killing. She had felt pretty hardcore about. She protected people by deflecting bullets and other weapons with her doctorate, much like this. She was pretty hardcore. But alas, she was shot while waiting in a dumpster.

Nearby Fritzler was chilling about he was going around killing people, cuz after all, that’s all Fritz is good for, right? Killing bitches. Fritz was running around all over eager killing bitches, but all of a sudden he got trapped in a room. There gas slowly leaked in, as Fritz was put to sleep.

Also nearby you find RolandoftheWhite. He appears to have embedded a gardening shovel in his head. Weird. Why would he kill himself? All these questions and more, answered in the endgame.

Iammars –

Tallyvision (Observors Mafia Doctor)

Shot Night 3
Blackberry –

The Fritzler (Overeager Vigilante/Mason)

Put to sleep Night 3
BrianMcQueso –

Rolandofthewhite (Kentucky Mafia Lurker)

Killed by a shovel Night 3

Its day 3, get back to killing bitches (do Fritz proud). With 14 alive its 8 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

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Astronaut-6 (draygn_mage, armlx, Bacde, BabyJesus, Narninian, HezLucky)

Not voting (8): elvis_knitts, AniX, !Chucklez!, Jentsu, Astronaut, TonyMontana, bertrand, Pie_is_good

8 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

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Astronaut-7 (draygn_mage, armlx, Bacde, BabyJesus, Narninian, HezLucky, elvis_knitts)

Not voting (7): AniX, !Chucklez!, Jentsu, Astronaut, TonyMontana, bertrand, Pie_is_good

8 to lynch.

[Fritzler]

You all circle around Astro to kill him, without letting him say anything. He says I'm gied, (no one mention RAJ earlier claimed to be Gied). You killed him congrats. You did Fritz proud.

Astronaut -

Jovial Jovian (Observors Mafia Assassian)

Lynched Day 3

Get me those choices, deadline is Saturday, but if people are out of town I can extend it.

[Fritzler]

ah, I understand. You play for the cross-town team, don't you? I got no problem with alternative lifestyles. After all, everyone's favorite survivor mod, Thump, plays for that team.

^agreed

[Fritzler]

The town goes to sleep proud of killing Jovial Jovian. Damn that was awesome. Someone decided astro wasn't done being killed though. They shoved a rake up astro's ass and made him scream like a bitch. Pretty funny stuff all in all. It killed him. And there are no other deaths. Isn't that awesome?

!Chucklez! -

astroscum (Mason)

Killed with a rake Night 4

12 alive 7 votes to lynch someone, get to work, pansies

[Fritzler]

Ok, so also I'm going to nebraska on monday, and I will have limited access till tuesday. I get back tuesday night, but leave again wednesday afternoon for no access till the 31st. MoS is in charge then. (I know, scary).

[Fritzler]

Oh, yea, Pie asked me to tell you he'd be gone from today till saturday the 30th

[Fritzler]

I did, it was a mistake.

[Fritzler]

OK, you lynch bertrand. Oh no you didn't.

Good night.

Give me choices soon.

[Fritzler]

Bertrand has been modkilled. Details will follow post game.

bertrand -

MoL42 q (Immune Townie)

Modkilled Night 5

[Fritzler]

Waiting on a night choice or two.

[Fritzler]

I'm bored

[Fritzler]

Not me. I sent Fritzler my message to send to Pie right before I wrote this post on Jan 1:

I AM NOT THE SPEEDBUMP.

Warning: no talking about hte game at night

[Fritzler]

The town wakes up too much sadness. Pie_is_good lies dead in the floor there was a shovel in his head. The town gets angry, and begins to chant, “Pie is good, pie is good, pie is good…” then gradually the town gets louder and screams. Sadly, he really died.

Nearby you find you doctor in no better a situation. Ibaesha got shot in the head and died last night. Poor ibae, isn’t it sad?

Pie_is_good -

PieIsGoodScum (Set up manipulator)

Implanted with a shovel Night 5
TonyMontana -

Ibaesha (Doctor)

Shot Night 5

GITTTTT R DONE TOWN!

[Fritzler]

I have a bigger list.

[Fritzler]

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Narninian- 1 (BabyJesus)
BabyJesus- 1 (HezLucky)

Not Voting (7): draygn_mage, elvis_knits, AniX, armlx, Jentsu, Bacde, Narninian

[Fritzler]

AniX: Fritz is easy to control if you proverbally gain control of his penis.
Jentsu: You realize I have to quote that out of context, right?

How the hell does that go in context?

[Fritzler]

AuraofAsh really is a lovely story Vote Count

Narninian- 4 (BabyJesus, elvis_knits, AniX, armlx)

Not Voting (5): draygn_mage, Jentsu, Bacde, Narninian, HezLucky

[Fritzler]

Prodding

[Fritzler]

So you guys know, this is what nights are like in ScumChat:
x0 Giedrius 0x: I'm like a serial killer but instead of killing one person each night each night he turns one person into a squirrel, that person can no longer vote or say anything except "squeak"
leechboy245: squeak!squeak!squeak!
The Fritzler: what's that boy?
The Fritzler: is exiled stuck in a well?
leechboy245: squeak!
The Fritzler: btw
The Fritzler: you need to make some baby squirrels
leechboy245: squeak!!!!!!!!
ieXiledi: 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
The Fritzler: how do squirrels have sex?
The Fritzler: you think the tail would get in the way
x0 Giedrius 0x: alot?
ieXiledi: *fuck*
leechboy245: squeak?!
ieXiledi: if i was s squirrel i would fuck alot of female squirrels
ieXiledi: maybe even a small female dog
x0 Giedrius 0x: you know, I bet you would
The Fritzler: yea
The Fritzler: but would the tail get in the way?
ieXiledi: no way
leechboy245: squeak!
ieXiledi: i have muscles and shit
x0 Giedrius 0x: I GOT BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE!
x0 Giedrius 0x: AS A ZOMBIE
x0 Giedrius 0x: a zombie squirrel

[Fritzler]

Yea, racoons have a bone they use to make they're penis hards, I'm sure squirrel zombies could do that.

[Fritzler]

Just to let you guys know he hasn't picked up the pm.

[Fritzler]

I bring you this lynch scene from special guest author, Pie:
"You all gather 'round Narninian (who is, in fact, not Narninian). You all observe a moment of silence for the death of Pie, the most friggin' powerful role evar. You stand around at a loss for what to do, without Pie to make any kind of plan for you. Suddenly, Pie rises from his grave with a shovel or some such nonsense imbedded in his skull. He thoroughly pwn the dead doctor for not protecting him, then he teaches you all how to operate a lynch noose. He then convinces Narninian that Narn is scum, because he's just that good. Narn lynches himself. A quick search finds that Narn was INHIM, the Kentucky Mafia Unnightkillable Godfather. The crowd goes wild, and a few people comment on the complete wittiness of the death scene. Then you suddenly fall asleep, and everyone starts killing each other again."

Narninian -

inHimshallibe (Kentucky Mafia Godfather)

Lynched Day 5

Give me choices everyone.

[Fritzler]

Jentsu...were you always using the female icon? For some reason I thought you were the male icon before. (No offense...I may be really wrong and you're a girl and have always been using the female icon)

She used to use the male one.

[Fritzler]

Jentsu...were you always using the female icon? For some reason I thought you were the male icon before. (No offense...I may be really wrong and you're a girl and have always been using the female icon)

She used to use the male one.

So is she really a "she"?

Yes.

[Fritzler]

I just like Deadlines: Saturday January 1st, 2006 2:00pm central.

[Fritzler]

What's wrong with the title "God doesn't help inHim!"?
What should it be?

[Fritzler]

Perm: Do both

[Fritzler]

Its a love letter.

[Fritzler]

Spread sheet's at the apartment, I forget, but I think I have all night choices, and if so, it will be day in about 2 hours.

[Fritzler]

You awake and find only one fatality. The pookster has been shot in the head. He also appears to have boobs, and a card on top of them.

elvis_knits -

Rocke57657 (Note-Sender)

Shot Night 6

Get er done.

[Fritzler]

(no elvis does, and constantly pulls the boob card)

[Fritzler]

BTW, mod, Narnian was Kentucky Mafia right?

Yes, damn pie messing up his lynch scene.

Edit: Hi!

[Fritzler]

You surrond stevie, but wait a second. stevie's not talking enough to be stevie. But still, STEVIE HAS TO BE SCUM!

Jentsu -

MorganSimpson76 (Kentucky Mafia Goon)

Lynched Day 6

[Fritzler]

You, lynard skinnard-hat and
Me, little kitty
Sat across with a velvet jacket
Wild orange hair and dark, dark eyes
I gawked like a twelve-year-old - smitten
Kiarlea the stripper,
Straight from l.a.
You seem cool for a naked chick in a booth
Let’s be pals some day
In other words,
Put some clothes on and call me

Yea, armlx/Kiarlea are dead. Shot in the back. Back-up doc. Who wuoldda guessed?

armlx -

Kiarlea (Back-up Doc)

Shot night 7

Have fun lynching a bitch, 5 alive, 3 to lynch

[Fritzler]

HEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWAVRE

You all circle around and lynch a bitch. GJ.

HezLucky -

hezgotbeenz (Sane Cop)

Lynched Day 7

Only ScumChatters would lynch a sane cop on day 7.

[Fritzler]

Warning: Stop talking at night

Also, answered pm, sorry i forgot d~money

[Fritzler]

Out of context quote:
[21:12] The Fritzler: although once i tapped my second step-step cousin

Is that wrong of me?

[Fritzler]

You all wake up. YOu look around. You find someone dead in their room. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is playing in their room.

AniX -

Obso1337Me (Naive Cop)

Shot Night 8

3 alive, 2 to lynch a bitch.

[Fritzler]

AniX and Ash surrond TyfoDK. They kill him rape him. Then they keel him, which is kill but only gangsta. Then they rape him again.

Bacde -

TyfoDK (Mason)

Lynched Day 8

Ash turns to AniX. "I guess we did it honey."
AniX replies, "We? I'm ditching you. You're no where near as hot as Scully. SCULLY IS HOT!" He shoots Ash.

draygn_mage -

AuraofAsh (1-way lover/mason)

Shot in endgame

Fittingly enough, AniX the SK wins.

[Fritzler]

And no d mage, you can't chalk this up as a win.

Roles and choices will come when I get to work.

[Fritzler]

As if, I'm a jack ass like that.

[Fritzler]

Why do scumchatters always have to compete?

And my next game >.>
<.<
(thinks of theme)
Trigger Happy Mafia
will pwn you.
*startts planning set up*

[Fritzler]

no you dont understand the awesomeness of my game. with 4 minis leading up to it and so many post restrictions.....

Well you don't understand the awesomeness of trigger happy mafia. Any idea how many people will be unable to kill?

[Fritzler]

*grins evily*

[Fritzler]

*continues plotting*

[Fritzler]

Nope, BJ/AniX was afraid of you.

[Fritzler]

Roles:
The Ballers:

Ibaesha/ Thumperberries-You're a total whore. Every night you may sleep with someone. If they are scum you die. If not you live. Also, you always got your friend's back. Your best scum chat friend is The Fritzler (Blackberry), you guys are masons.
You have two post restrictions: 1. you must use a smilie in every post, if not you can't sleep with anyone at night 2. You must fake claim every day, if not you will be modkiled. Pro-town.

Blackberry/ Fritzler-"Shoot first, ask questions later." That's your strategy, and you've decided to do that, every night you can kill someone. In fact, every night you HAVE to kill someone. You can't target yourself, you are an over eager vigilante. Also, you always got your friend's back. Your best friend is Thumperberries (Ibaesha), you guys are masons. Pro-town.
KILLS THROUGH EXCESSIVE IRONY

The docs:

Tonymontana/Ibaesha-You are very kind, and one of the few womyn players around. You are the doctor.

Armlx/Kiarlea-You are still learning about mafia. However, you have a very grasp handle on it. This makes you the back-up Doc

The cops:

Kaoticity/Kiache Majere-You have become none for being able to find scum in chat, that makes you a cop.
MOD NOTE: PARANOID, SANITY REVEALED ON DEATH

AniX/Obso1337me-You have become known for being able to find scum in chat, that makes you a cop.
MOD NOTE: NAÃ

[Fritzler]

Night choices:

Rocke5767 Protown note sender:
N1 no choice (as no post restriction was met, which was impossible)
N2 Sends this note to Coron/theONLYnonny:

First of all: *huggles* Wasn't it fun lynching raj? I cried, but they were tears of joy. Ibaesha said she was his mason and then disappeared when cops came out against raj. I'm voting for her tomorrow if I live. Also, I am going awol from the army of whores, as the rest of them seem to be scummy whores.
Huggles,
Elvis
P.S. Isn't Fritzler a sexy mod?

I edited it to this:
You received a message during the night:

First of all: *huggles* Wasn't it fun lynching raj? I cried, but they were tears of joy. Ibaesha said she was his mason and then disappeared when cops came out against raj. I'm voting for her tomorrow if I live.
Huggles
P.S. Isn't Fritzler a sexy mod?

N3-No choice-post restriction not met
N4-No choice-post restriction not met
N5-Sent Pie this message:

Dear Yummy_pastry_dessert,
Happy New Year! I bet you are glad you have survived the holiday season, as many poor, defenseless pies are consumed at this time of year. Congratulations on your escape!
Huggles,
ElvistheMagicalPooky

Edited to:

Dear Yummy_pastry_dessert,
Happy New Year! I bet you are glad you have survived the holiday season, as many poor, defenseless pies are consumed at this time of year. Congratulations on your escape!
Huggles

But choice is lost because of the Setup manipulation

AuraofAsh phsychiatrist:
N1 choice Ibae
N2 correctly chooses Baby Jesus
No choice

Catdarquiel (roleblocker):
N1 roleblocks Pie_is_good
DEAD

theONLYnonny (mason recruiter):
N1 No choice
N2 rolandofthewhite
Dead

Ibaesha (doctor):
N1 astronaut (successful)
N2 astronaut
N3 BJ/anix
N4 draygn_mage
N5 draygn_mage (successful)
Dead

Kiarlea
N6 BJ/AniX (successful)
N7 BJ/AniX

PieIsGoodScum
N1 Switches AniX and Blackberry (blocked)
N2 Switches inHim and BabyJesus
N3 Switches Thumper/Fritz and Brian/roland
N4 Switches Jentsu/morgansimpson and Bacde/mason
N5 Switches Jentsu/Morgansimpson and Elvis/rocke
Dead

SuperFletch5 (motivator)
N1 Motivates Narinian
DEAD

Cops:
Kiache Majere (paranoid):
N1-RAJ is guilty
N2- Narninian guilty
Dead

Obso1337Me (Naïve):
N1-Darq innocent
N2-armlx/kiar Innocent
N3-Hez/Hez innocent
N4-BJ/AniX innocent
N5-Jentsu innocent
N6-elvis_knits Innocent
N7-Draygn_mage/Auraofash Innocent

Hezgotbeenz (sane):
N1-Pie innocent
N2-Kaoticity/Kiache Majere innocent
N3-draygn_mage/aurofash innocent
N4-TonyMontana/Ibae innocent
N5-BJ/AniX Guilty
N6-Jentsu/Morgansimpson guilty
N7-AniX/Obso innocent

leechboy245 (sane):
N1-RAJ/Opoku13 guilty
N2-Blackberry Innocent
dead

Bacde2 (rolename finer):
N1 no choice (as no post restriction was not met, which was impossible)
N2 Finds Hezlucky to be Hezgotbeenz
dead

Blackberry (whore):
N1 sleeps with The Fritzler/Blackberry
N2 sleeps with inHim/RAJ (dies)
dead

The Fritzler (overeager Vigilante):
N1 Darquiel (catdarquiel) roleblocker
N2 Coron/theONLYnonny
N3 Brian McQueso (Swapped with Brian, so instead killed via Farm tool)
Dead

Observers Mafia
Opoku13 (Scum rolename finder):
N1 finds out elvis_knits is Rocke57657
DEAD
Kill:
N1 Chothebestseeker kills This is not me
N2 no kill, so they can submit a day kill
D2 Astro/Jovial Jovian Kill roland/leechboy
N3 Astro Kill Thumper/The Fritzler
Protection:
N1 protect Astro/Jovial Jovian
N2 Protects Astro/Jovial Jovian
N3 Protect Astro/Jovial Jovian (successful)
DEAD

Kentucky Mafia:
Kill:
N1: Jentsu kills astronaut (protected) and Narinian kills Vismaior
N2: Jentsu kills Kaoticity/Kiache Majere
N3-Narninian kills Astro-Protected
N4-Narninian kills !Chucklez!
N5-Narninian kills draygn_mage (protected)
N6-Jentsu kills BJ/AniX
Vote blocking:
N1-None as post restriction not met
N2-BabyJesus’s vote is blocked
N3- None as post restriction not met
dead
Vote doubling:
N1-None as post restriction not met
N2-Doubled elvis_knitts vote (switched with BJ so, got a guilty result)
Dead

AniX (insane cop/Serial Killer):
Investigations:
N1: BrianMcQueso/rolandofthewhite Innocent
N2: Astronaut/Jovial Jovian Innocent (switched with inHim/RAJ to double Astronaut’s vote)
N3: Astronaut/Jovial Jovian Innocent
N4: armlx/back up doc guilty
N5: elvis_knitts/Rocke guilty
N6: AniX/chucklez guilty
N7: Hez/hez guilty
N8: Bacde guilty
Kills:
N1: Yosarian2/chothebestseeker
N2: PookytheMagicalBear/Bacde2
N3: Iammars/Tallyvision
N4: Bertrand/mol (Not successful because he is one shot unnightkillable)
N5: TonyMontana/Ibae killed
N6: elvis_knitts/Rocke killed
N7: armlx/Kiarlea killed
N8: AniX/Obso killed

Game Notes:
So about the modkill. Bertrand continued to make game nominated posts after I had told him not too. Also, I almost didn’t give him the immunities for not following his restriction. (being annoying). He wasn’t really annoying at all, so he almost died twice before that for not following the restriction. Plus I really really wanted to modkill someone.

Some of the roles we’re a tad too confirmable. As in Kiarlea. No idea it would happen like that, I guess some of the more arbitrary names confirmed non Scum Chatters, maybe it would have been better if I had a list and bit of info about the top fifty some ScumChatters, and posted it in the thread.

Maybe AniX was a tad too powerful, but I thought it was obvious AniX would be an sk. I was wrong. Till the end.

PS. Astro and tyfo don’t speak dutch. They speak Norwegian, I was hoping someone would notice.

[Fritzler]

*^%$&^%()$#&^%(*(&)(*&^^$*&%(**_*)*+!!!!!!!!!!!!


The first time I have ever seen a 1-way lover.

How is it you manage to kill me for no good reason EVEN WHEN YOU"RE THE MOD?!?!

Its a gift.

[Fritzler]

Don't forget this:
N1: Jentsu kills astronaut (double-protected)

[Fritzler]

No its not. Leech uses it more then you.

[Fritzler]

Well leech uses it more then you.

[Fritzler]

With jesus?

[Fritzler]

Ah. While AniX was ditching Ash?

And she believed he was good the whole time.
Women. Pffft.

[Fritzler]

PS. Astro and tyfo don’t speak dutch. They speak Norwegian, I was hoping someone would notice.

Bump for tyfo, i wanted them to be lynched