Mini 1099: The Prisoner Mafia. Game Over.

[Fate]

AWESOME LIST IS AWSEOME

Zang
chesskid3

///////////...............*SPLODES*

WUT R U DOIN IN MY AWESOME?

VOTE: CHESSKID+ZANG

[Fate]

I didn't make the awesome list? *sniff*
No, no. Don't put me on the list out of pity. I'll survive this blow to my ego.

Rufflig eh?

Its been awhile my good friend.

I miss your wolf avatar.

[Fate]

Confirm Vote: Zang

[Fate]

Now that I'm awake and off the happy juice, time to get down to brass tacks:
We're hammering without claims this game.

No, seriously. If you have something important to say:
1. Say it early
2. Don't fuckin be scummy and get run up in the first place

I don't know a damn thing about the flavor but reading it makes me want to watch whatever this is. The only thing that is blurry as hell is the win conditions, as per the fake JoAT PM. Hopefully there aren't survivor/escapist shenanigans going on and we can have some good old fashioned flavored mafia.

[Fate]

JoaT FAKE ROLE PM in the OP is just a massive red herring mind fuck?

HOW MANY TIME YOU GOTTA BE SCUM JACK BEFOREYOU STOP SIGNING UP FOR GAMES WITH ME

VOTE: JACK

[Fate]

GOD DAMN IT YOU CLOWN TAKE THAT FUCKIN HAT OFF

[Fate]

FUCK YOU AND FUCK SNOW

DEUCES.

[Fate]

OH YEAH I WAS SUPPOSED TO CLAIM:

MILLER

MOAR JACK LYNCH PLEASE.

[Fate]

Jack, why would you say you think there are no prs in your first post if you're a miller?

Fate, I'm too lazy look it up right now. brief me on Troll's mod meta, why did you say there should be no attention to claims?

1. The game I linked featured a One-shot cop, who was a MAFIA TRAITORZ, two FULL trackers, and a jailkeeper.
2. I'm too lazy to look up othger troll meta but, he himself (and this is an EXACTTZ quote) has said "troll be of the mindset that trolllolololololol and trolls town should be lynch the first one to run up regardless of what he be claimin, as this is a good policy troll likes to follow"

[Fate]

lol jack claimed miller.

LOLZ

[Fate]

*reads more carefully*

Jack claimed powerful PR AND MILLER??
LZOLOLZOLZOZASPDFLAE{P
LF:LLZOLOZL


OOL

FUCKIN

LOL

[Fate]

1. "Don't bother lynching based off claims or set-up speculation"-voice of reason
1. "dis all vanilla set-up" -vanilla softclaimin, anti-townin, scum gambitin jack
2. "i miller, u no miller" -jackgambit2.0
3. "i said all vnailla bc im so fuckin great and im the only PR at thge top of da hillz"- furtherscumgambitin jack

LYNCHLYNCHLYNCHLYNCH

4. "vote: fate. scum never get fcaught on page 1, [insert incomprehensible english]"-Zang
5. "LOOK AT US WE ARE AWESOME AND THIS PLAYER LIST IS AMAZING"-Everyone else

[Fate]

It's not in the interest of the town that I reveal more details about my role at this moment.

inb4 "I'm a miller bomb cop double-voting princess"

[Fate]

Two miller claims already? Mmmm.
UNVOTE: Plum

Either of the two millers wish to put a number with their claim?

Numb er 4053096096029.

Seriously what the hell kind of question is that?

[Fate]

Zang is town.

ZANG ISNT EVEN FUCKIN HERE.

HE VOTED ME. THATS ALL.

IF YOU WANT TO CLAIM DAYCOP BLATANTLY THEN YOURE LYING ABOUT NOT NARROWING SHIT DOWN.
IF YOU WANT TO CLAIM MILLER MASON WITH ZANG GO THE FUCK AHEAD.

[Fate]

Vote: Jack

Call this a BW and die.

In a fire, mind you.

TOWN

[Fate]

SOMEBODYS AFRAID TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Fate]

[Words]

Flavor on the miller claim?

[Counter-claim, more Words]

Unvote

Vote: Hiraki

damnit why did I move this. It was right.

YOU KNOW THIS IS WHY I FUCKIN HATE YOU RIGHT?

VIG: SOMETIMES THE EASY SHOT IS THE RIGHT SHOT.

[Fate]

CONSIDERING I GOT A SOLID TOWN READ OFF THAT ONE POST, LOOK AT HIS TONE AND WORD CHOICE

BUT THATS NOT THE FUCKIN POINT, THE POINT IS

WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE DAMN GAME?

[Fate]

Numbers for at least the roles with "Village Resident" in them were generated randomly and could range from 7 to 200.

Numbers for at least the roles with "Village Resident" in them were generated randomly and could range from 7 to 200.

Numbers for at least the roles with "Village Resident" in them were generated randomly and could range from 7 to 200.

Numbers for at least the roles with "Village Resident" in them were generated randomly and could range from 7 to 200.

Numbers for at least the roles with "Village Resident" in them were generated randomly and could range from 7 to 200.

Numbers for at least the roles with "Village Resident" in them were generated randomly and could range from 7 to 200.

Numbers for at least the roles with "Village Resident" in them were generated randomly and could range from 7 to 200.

DERPITY DERP DERP

Numbers for at least the roles with "Village Resident" in them were generated randomly and could range from 7 to 200.

Shame you had to be Jack's scumbuddy Rufflig. Damn shame.

[Fate]

I don't think I'll ever understand a goddamn thing Jack does. Seriously like I have no idea what the hell is going on.

You base your townreads off people sheeping you, and it makes you fallable, bro.

No, it makes me an unstoppable force that forces scum to do as I say and wagon with me if they want a town read.

You really don't give me enough credit.

I don't give you enough either, but its because I KNOW you could do better

[Fate]

THE FUCK IS SAMOA?

POST YOUR GODDAMN THOUGHTS ON THE TWO MILLER CLAIMS, YOU DONT NEED TO UNDERSTAND JACK TO UNDERSTAND WE BOTH CLAIMED MILLER

[Fate]

vote:Jack

[Fate]

Nacho's not going to sheep me this game.

*tears*

[Fate]

*ac-hem*

Vote: Spyrex

Random.org, number (1-68), result 20.

Post 20:

TOWN

[Fate]

Nacho once everyone posts I'll give you a surprise

[Fate]

/GRIN

BETTER BE NICE TO ME CHESSY BOY.

[Fate]

The problem with Jack is that he didn't claim Miller post 1.

If I was a miller+awesome powers that are strong enough to be the single PR of awesomeness, ID FUCKIN CLAIM MILLER AND COAST.

Granted I've been NKd before as a miller, so I'm wary of pulling said gambits when I don't want to die, but for Jack's townplay it was the right move.

That said its more a disagreement of how to handle his role (which I don't know and he does) than anything else.

Unvote:
Vote: EtherealCookie

I take my Hiraki read back. I read his first post differently (I thought it was a sassy tone post, when I see it now could've been a "Call this a BW wagon vote and I'll kill you all!"

[Fate]

It doesn't make any sense as town.

To be fair, it doesn't make a lot of sense as scum either but.

Welp

Yea, much much worse

?

[Fate]

Everyone that matters has posted.

LOS GAMBITOS REVEAL TIME:

Yeaaaaaaaaaah I'm not a miller. Jack's "DIE DIEDIE" then "oh wait Zorblag PLANTED THE TRAPZ!" reads genuine and town as hell.

SpyreX admits he sees no scum motivation for Jack's POOR play, yet his vote remains. He says some cryptic shit when asked to give a read on Ethereal Cookie, and yeah.

SCUMZ:
SpyreX/Plum
Ethereal
Ojanen



Now I'm torn between Ethereal who is apparently a sexy player with a title, and SpyreX, who I vowed once upon a time never to lynch D1.


Decisions Decisions...

[Fate]

oh wait Ojanen voted SpyreX.

Remove her from the list. I want to say sub in Hiraki but we'll see where he moves his Jack vote which has become outdated.

[Fate]

The hell are you still voting Jack for?

Have you ever played with Jack town before?

[Fate]

oh lemme go re-read that part >_>

[Fate]

Because he would be the one hammering without claims because he thinks hes ZE ONLY PR?

And I'm not pulling out meta, cause I've never played with Jacktown before either >_>

REGARDLESSSSSSS

He softclaimed super powers.

He's not D1 lynchable.

He's miller-CC was town as all hell. It was the sort of reaction MITHTOWN ARGHHHHHH had in REDACTEDREGRETS that I failed to see.

[Fate]

WAT

IF WE WEREBOTH SCUM MILLERDOUBLEAMBITS ID HAVE BUSSED HIM INTO DUST BY NOW.


STOP IGNORING TOWNTELLS AND DODGING WHY YOURE NOT VOTING ETHEREAL>


WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GO DOWN?


>Jack Votes<

...

Jack claims: "Way to go fucktards"
SpyreX: KEKEKEKEKKEKEKE I OUTED PRZ KEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKE

[Fate]

NACHOMAMMA RANDOM.ORG IS WAITING FOR FUCKS SAKE.


NOW SPYREX IS TRYING REAL HARD TO BREAK MY CELIBACY, AND ITS NOT LIKE I DONT HAVE AN EX-WIFE SO VOWS AREN'T THAT IMPORTANT TO ME APPARENTLY.

SPYREX YOU ARE VOTING TOWNJACK. SO IS PLUM. SO IS HIRAKI.

YOURE HERE, AND YOURE STAYING THE COURSE.

[Fate]

SpyreX miller gambit limits my options as scum to HELL AND BACK.

Of all the games I've ever been in I've been investigated by a cop ONCE.

ONE TIME.

AND IT WAS YOU MY FRIEND>

AND IT WAS BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE INVESTIGATED.

SO THIS "teheee fatescum gambit that went FUBARD'" PUSH YOURE PUSHI IS----
IT MEANS

YOURE CALLING ME SCUM.

YOUVE NEVER CALLED ME SCUM BEFORE.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: SPYREX

[Fate]

Because it STILL doesn't make sense as town.

Why the start out with its a vanilla setup?
Why, when you claimed miller, would he not do some kind of "just a miller" business?
Why, LORD WHY, would you assume you were the only PR?

Why the SCUM start out with saying "its all vanilla?"
WHICH REMINDS ME. IF WE WERE GONNA DOUBLE MILLER IT O VICTORY WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE SAY ALL VANILLA IN HIS FIRST POST?

YOURE EITHER NOTUSING YOUR HEAD OR SCUM TRIPPING OVER YOUR DAMN SELF.


anyway.

Why would scum start out with "im gonna claim super PR, so as town I'd just speculate that its an all vanilla set-up so thats what ill post like" NBO NONONONONONO OCCAMZ FUCKIN RAZOR.

Why didnt he just CC as miller only? Hell if I fucking know. Maybe he wanted to justify why he said all vanilla set-up, which would have made NO SENSE coming from just a miller. Hell it doesnt make sense coming from a miller-anything but Jack is a dull boy.

Why would he assume the only one? IDK AND IM NOT GONNA USE MY IMAGINIATION TO FIGURE IT OUT CAUSE IM NOT SCUM AND I DONT CARE. WHEN HE CLAIMS TIME HELL CLAIMS TIME. YOU WANT THE ROLE EARLIER THAN THAT CUZ YOU HAVE A COUPLE SHEEP ON HIM ALREADY AND YOU

THOUGHT

YOU HAD MY STAMP OF APPROVAL BUT IT WAS ALL A GAMBIT.

AND NOW YOURE LIKE "well fuck Fate was supposed to tunnel for me, now he's backed off and I'm stuck in no man's land. uhhhhh I'll try to tunnel like Fate deos and hope no one notices?"

NUH UH

[Fate]

Rufflig its been this long and you STILL derp around with your vote?

[Fate]

What current line? Lay your vote down AND THEN spectate if thats gonna be your damn playstyle.

Come D2 though I'm gonna hammer some reads out of you whether you like it or not.

[Fate]

....

What the fuck?

Unvote:

[Fate]

SpyreX you just claimed Vanilla, which is just as poor play as Jack's bullshit PR claim.

So really you two are two halves of the same damn Plum.

[Fate]

SpyreX I don't have it in me to vote you anymore. If this was all part of your "FATE SUSPECTS ME? WELL ILL OUT-BALLSACK HIM!" master plan than kudos.

You've fooled me again.

Vote: EtherealCookie

[Fate]

As for you, I'm curious why you faked a claim of miller.

Well that secret's for the MC surprise party isn't it?


Without my miller claim protecting me, I'll likely be tonight anyway. And then you'll have your damn answers

[Fate]

If anything I can see Jack as third party trying to live through the lives of livelihood.

Still not an acceptable D1 lynch. Don't draw the lines if you're town SpyreX, there's other fish in the damn sea

[Fate]

Doesn't change wanting Jack dead.

Doesn't change you getting roped if he's scum.

There's no ballsack involved.

Him or me.

Your claim that we're scum together considering all that has happened is still pretty WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH considering I'd never go in blind with a gambit. Specially with the likes of Jack scum who I nail all the time repeatedly just for old times sake. Sometimes I don't even wear a condom.

[Fate]

SHUT THE FUCK UP CHESSKID THE GROWN UPS ARE TALKING

[Fate]

Double miller as scum is one I've thought about. It takes brass balls but it could work.

Lets say I'm woosh well now you're not miller'd so you can get scanned and maybe survive if I'm right.

The reason I claimed miller in the first place is I DIDNT WANT COPS FUCKIN WASTIN ACTIONS ON ME.

COPS LIKE CHESSDUMB AND ZANG.

BECAUSE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THIS GAME THAT CAN READ ME CONSISTENTLY ARE NACHO AND A SIDE OF TAJO PERHAPS.

AND YOU. I THOUGHT I HAD YOU ON MY SIDE.

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD READ ME AS TOWN REGARDLESS UNTIL THE NIGHT WAS BREWING WITH STORM CLOUDS AND YOU HAD SECOND THOUGHTS.

[Fate]

Jesus are you trying to make me go back on my work EC.

Or did Jack post somewhere answering your questions that you were so indignant about getting called out for waiting on a vote?

Jesus EC is scummy as hell BUT NO I WONT GIVE UP ILL GET JACKS ROLE NO MATTER WHAT KEKEKKEKEKE!

Lyncher->Survivor+Double third part extraordinaire tea party?

[Fate]

If I am a cop
take a wild fucking guess
who I am investigating

Not Hiraki.

Oh wait you probably suck like hell as a cop too. DONT INVESTIGATE THE PEOPLE U IZ CALLIN SCUM AND YOU HAVE A SCUM READ ON HURRRRR DURRRRR

[Fate]

SpyreX

Look the fuck at that. LOOK AT IT.

AND TELL ME.


HAWUDHUHWHYY NOTTTTTTTTTTT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Fate]

Oh really?

Cause last time I checked you were supposedly "hemm hawwing" on why he was acting like he did, and being a reservist with your vote.

Then you got called to active duty and now you're all "IF U VOTEME UR DUM. JACK IS DA SCUM"

[Fate]

SPYREX.

WE COULD BE WORKING TOGETHER.


THE BRIDGE IS ALMSOT COMPLETE.

COME BACK TO ME SPYREX.

COME BACK.

[Fate]

I NEED YOU SPYREX

GIVE JACK ONE NIGHT. THATS ALL IM ASKIN. JUST ONE NIGHT.

[Fate]

Cookie have you even provided reads and reasoning behind anyone BESIDES your Jack read, which wasn't even a read as much as it was an OPEN ENDED QUESTION that magically turned into a solid scum read?

Also SpyreX, Chess, Fate scum team has a gaping wide JACK sized hole. But you can show how you want his PR outed and then go back to tother mystical "scum reads" for "posting a lot"

Yeah.

Sure.

[Fate]

Me? Scum? Why I NEVER.

Unless you think its me/Jack, which your Cookie vote says NOPE to, then why the fuck are you voting WITH me? Especially since I would be voting Jack at this point in time if me and Cookie boi were scum.

CHESSKID STOP DOING THAT SHIT

[Fate]

Relevant

[Fate]

Yes, because I CAN VOTE THE ENTIRE SCUMTEAM.

LOL

[Fate]

OJ/Plum

There be scum in the fruit juice girls.

Hiraki is a fine 3rd but maybe I'm just seduced by his avatar.

[Fate]

EtherealCookie: 3: populartajo (19),

Fate (22), chesskid3 (24

), Rufflig (25),

SpyreX (26)

THE PLAN IS WORKING GUYS. WE WILL WAGON TO VICTORY!

PUSH PUSH PUSH!

[Fate]

Oh what the fuck.


You were doing so well.

You may not know me as I know you, but your chances of getting me lynched today run around 5-10%.

Now back on the MR. RIGHT wagon

[Fate]

Rufflig my thought process should be pretty clear.

You're misinterpreting my "problem with Jack" as me thinking he's scummy for it. I just think it was poor play, anti-town, hence my "problem" with it.

As for the rest of my Jack pushpushpush, it was more to see who hopped on the wagon with me.

[Fate]

Zang is lurking. 8 posts across the site in the night and none here is a decent scumtell in an explosive ambiguous game start, given the right time zone.

I am not lurking for not posting in one night. I was on after i first posted but I didn't post because I have bigger commitments than a game that just started that day and I had no intention of reading and responding to 5 pages at 11:00 pm. But I'm reading now.

Wait a second...

Unvote:
Vote: Zang

ALWAYS IN GOOD TASTE.

[Fate]

I refuse to be on a wagon with Zang while he is coasting

[Fate]

YES
YES
YES
YES
YES


WIRE MAFIA SWEEP REMIX TIME GIRL

[Fate]

HAI ZANG SCUM

HAVE YOU A BOWL OF POLICYWHAETIES LATELY?

DIE

[Fate]

VOTE:

Ethereal Cookie

OOPS

[Fate]

UNVOTE:

Fuck I missed chesskids BS wagon hop.

Sorry scumbuddies

[Fate]

K back at home.

Camn didn't you call me scum in our last game together? How is it you are able to read me?


hmmm lemme check something

[Fate]

Was that meant as a hammer, Fate? If it was, one of us has miscounted.
Camn miscounted too - but that is understandable in her case.
EtherealCookie: 6: populartajo (19), SpyreX (26), Jack (28), Zang (30), Plum (31), Fate (32) <--- L-1

And yes, I took #104 out of context.

Ok so... your vote is still on me?

Fix that.

[Fate]

Hot damn I got sidetracked.

Anyway I remember now, you suspected me because you had "Recent meta" of me with Mixology Mafia and thought I was scum.


Plus that trip down memory lane showed me a game where I was actually L-1 on D1, and got out of the lynch by claiming BOMB.

LOLZ


good times good times

[Fate]

Really?

That was a scummy hammer attempt? An obvious quickhammer?

That I unvoted and apologized to my scumbuddies for not quickhammering like I was "trying"

You haven't improved at all after all these months I see.

[Fate]

@fate:
That game was a decent game for you.., but a much better game by me and Sensfan.
You should read it again and learn how to be a better townie

In other news... This cookie wagon is still too fast.
Cookie : any defense?

I'm sorry, who got jason lynched and nailed the entire scumteam by D2?

Sens fell for CDBs claim. You pushed me for faulty meta D1.

So
Woooo.

In other news EK has nothing worth claiming apparently /grin

[Fate]

THID ONES FOR YOU RUFFLIG

VOTE: ETHEREAL COOKIE

[Fate]

I hammered chess, so no.


KEKEKEKEEKEKE

[Fate]

Yeah Zang tomorrow.

Ethereal's "look at my wagon" with no names or scumhunting of any kind just kinda spoils the ending.

Better than waiting days for TROLOLOLOL though

[Fate]

What?

WHAT???

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Unvote:

[Fate]

I'm down for a Zang/chesskid PL tomorrow whoever isn't dead to the vig by then.

[Fate]

Vote: EtherealCookie

Hammer it while Trol is still on, chesskid.

[Fate]

The chances I will push your lynch tomorrow goes up exponentially everytime you post without a hammer.

I'm not an idiot, you're the one who plays so poorly you deserve Policy lynches,

[Fate]

Also you seem to be under the assumption that I will be alive tomorrow, which is hardly true.

IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

[Fate]

Ah <3 Camn.


Chesskid dies soon.

[Fate]

What the fuck PLUM is in this game?

[Fate]

Btw when Camn's slot is scum postgame, you owe me an apology.

We'll see. I'd rather lose to her than you any day though.

[Fate]

BTW Plum is scum if EK flips scum.


JUST IN CASE I DIE

[Fate]

I will bow to your feet and sheep you every game we're in together on D1 if she flips scum, yes.


That's a promise from Fate.

[Fate]

You realize the caveat is that I have to be completely fooled by her the rest of the game in order to get credit right?

I mean if she's scum and you caught her D1 I'll give you props, but if I figure her out later on it really isn't that great.

But if I get blindsided and you say "I told you so" THEN I'll "yeah you were right, maybe I'm not as good as I think I am."

But Fate cannot be humbled.

[Fate]

BTW Scum you can totally make a case on me using the fact that I called for a PL on chesskid and now I'm talking to him as if he's town.

Plus I claimed miller than retracted it when I got Counter-Claimed.

There's no way in HELL I'm N1 NK fodder this game.

Just think about it FFS

[Fate]

But if you die N1 and then she flips scum later that counts right?

Yeah definitely, I have to be alive and catch her in order for it to count. Death makes a scumdar unfairly accurate so it isn't fair to gloat about my reads post-mortem.

[Fate]

EDWOP @SCUM: RUFFLIG can make that case on me, I was in NO WAY baiting scum to make the case I proposed and then flip out on them and get them lynched.

He'll be your lackey to misvote at LyLo, keep us both and good things will happen for you.

[Fate]

Camn won't kill me if I have a town read on her AND she thinks my playstyle is poor and anti-town.

She'll probably kill [REDACTED]

[Fate]

OH SHI-


I IZ CAUGHT

DAMN IT JACK, YOURE NOT BULLETPROOF TO ARE YOU?

NIGHTKILL JACK

TROLL LOCK THE FUCKING THREAD.

[Fate]

Tajo its a mini, town on town banter is pro-town.

Oh wait I mean Chesskid is scum lynch him D2!

Oh wait I mean ZORBLAG LOCK THE THREAD BEFORE JACK COMES BACK

[Fate]

GOD DAMMNT SPYREX THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOUR EARLY READS OF

"wow thats jus so crazy its town"

ENDED UP THROWING OFF THE WHOLE GAME.

AND WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SETUP SPECULATION?

WHAT DID I FUCKIN SAY?

YOU LET RUFFLIG BE A REWQ2.0

[Fate]

DONT EVEN RIGHT NOW TAJO.

*LURKLURKLURKLURK*

"oh im a bulletproof SK"

*LURKLURKLURKLURK*

SHOULDA JUST CLAIMED VT.

[Fate]

I WONDER IF SCUM ROLE-COPPED JACK N1.

*LETS SEE*

[Fate]

N2. Damn nacho can read people too well.

[Fate]

GAAAH TROLL

TROLL NO BE NIKNAOR.

TROLL NO PUT 3RD PARTY ROLES IN TO BE POWER FOR TOWN LIKE NIKANOR DID.

NIKANOR MADE A LYNCHER TO TWO SCUMBAGS AS TOWN'S MAIN POWER ROLE.

THE FUCKS UP WITH MODS THESE DAYS

[Fate]

I WAS TARGETED BY TWO SCUMBAGS N1.

IF YOU HAD MADE ME THE SK THERE WOULD'VE BEEN GLORY

/PRE-IN