Mini 1093: Fates Mafia (Over)

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Uhhhhh this is an odd setup, but...

OH FUCKING HELL, COOLDOG IS IN THIS GAME?

POLICY VOTE: COOLDOG

I will accept no other lynch D1.

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Quickest D1 ever.
gogogogogo

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You guys are aware of course none of these votes count right?

That's fine.

Here's how this shit is gonna go down.
10 people are going to confirm, m'love is gonna start the day, then we're all going to rapidly bandwagon CooLDoG and have him lynched

in less than ten posts

or else I rage.

Sorry Cooldog is my scum buddy. I can't vote him.

Vote: Exe

He's suspicious because of the playerlist. Obv.

Honest aversion to the policy lynch wagon for reasons besides not agreeing with the policy lynch is scummy. Duly noted.

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Not yet confirmed:

Exe
Shadow Dancer
TheLonging

At least one of these is scum, just so we're all clear on that.

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How about just call me Reck.
I also don't give a damn if it's the fastest D1, I care that you're lynched in a timely manner. *nod nod*

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Hmm.

Yes.

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Wait, no.
We're policy lynching you D1, CooLDoG, then we can deal with one of the three late-confirmers on D2.

Where the fuck are Fate & SpyreX when I need them?

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Go ahead and put Fate on the replacements list.

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Hmmm, Parama is town.
*nod nod*

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SO MANY PEOPLE THAT NEED ROPE.
SO MANY.

Vote: Chronopie

Exe isn't town just because she piggybacked you, Parama.

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Told you, Parama.

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Unvote. Vote: Reckoner

for being pro-town.

Unvote. Vote: Reckoner

for being pro-town.

Unvote. Vote: Reckoner

for being pro-town.

Unvote. Vote: Reckoner

for being pro-town.

Unvote. Vote: Reckoner

for being pro-town.

LYNCH MODE ACTIVATED.

VOTE: EXE

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Scum + SK sounds plausible.

NINJA EDIT: Exe, let me count the ways that you are scum.
A billion.

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Chrono, Exe, CooLDoG.

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Okay maybe Hiraki.

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Holy shit, why don't I have MULTIPLE DAYVIGZ!?

Mod, I can has?

People who should eat rope: Exe, CooLDoG, Chronopie.
People who might need to eat rope eventually: Shadow Dancer, TheLonging, Hiraki.
People who need a special badge for being awesomely pro-town: Parama
People who don't matter because they haven't said anything: everyone else

WORD.

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Exe bussed Chronopie.
Then hopped off onto me.

the lulz im having
oh, the lulz

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I N C E P T I O N

Exe has blatantly been avoiding any real content.
CooLDoG will eventually eat rope (pssst, vig, *poke poke*)
Chronopie is scum for the previously mentioned reasons.

PARAMA WE ARE GONNA GET A SCUMMY FOR THIS, YOU HEAR ME?

Snipe: Don't be so hasty, this is gandalf we're talking about. He's not great at much.

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As long as you're dead by the time Day 2 rolls around, I'm happy.

NOTE TO THE VIG: COOLDOG NEEDS A BULLET IN THE FACE. IMMEDIATELY.

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I just know you'll be dead, I don't care how it's done, CD.

Fuck waiting for confirmations, Parama & I have conveniently pegged scum so far.
Pile your votes on Chronopie or Exe and watch the magic unfold.

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@gand, I wouldn't suggest lynching until everybody confirms... (or 48 hours, which ever comes first)

@reck, how do you know that I will be shot in the face... and they didn't have bullets in greek times...

How do you know we're in Greek times? Greek goddesses =/= greek times.

DON'T FUCKING FEED THE VILLAGE IDIOT, GANDALF
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL RAIN DOWN MY WRATH UPON YOU LIKE YOU CAN'T BELIEVE

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ohshit.

VOTE: CHRONOPIE

3 more please.
Then a claim.

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No baby, I'm sorry but you can't haz mutliple dayvigzz

s'okay, sweetie, I know a way you can make it up to me

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I am cool, are you?

This is in your sig. You are a VI.
Also, I've played with you before.

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Wow. I swear this was a one page thread 20 minutes ago.

VOTE: Reck Stands to reason Dram would give reck an awesome role. So we need to find out what.

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6x ninja?

ROLE FISHING.
FUCKING. BLATANT. ROLE FISHING.

I swear to god if Chronopie isn't all sorts of dead within the next 120 minutes, I am going to flip a shit.

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I should be studying...

WHY DOES CHRONO GO OUT OF HIS SAY TO SAY THAT CLAIM MUST HAPPEN BEFORE LYNCH?

BUT WE HAS EXE SCUM : ((((((((((((((

Vote: Exe

NINJA X4

You're voting for Chrono's scumbuddy. Please move your vote to the Chronowagon at your earliest convenience
plz&thx

NINJA: GODDAMMIT PARAMA

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HIRAKI IS PRETTY WORTHLESS, AND USUALLY HAS TERRIBLE DEDUCTION REASONING SKILLS.

WAIT WHAT, AN OMGUS?

ALSO, WHY IS RECK VOTE ON EXE?

UNVOTE; VOTE: CHRONOPIE

I dun it once, I does it again.
Now your turn.

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Oh, did I mention my dayvig?

If you have one, shoot CooLDoG right fucking now.
I am 185% serious.

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I DON'T WANNA ACCIDENTALLY HAMMER

Yeah you do.

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*By awesome role, I mean something with Killinz, and maybe scum.

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Damn ninjas o.O

Since we already know you're scum and your lynch is inevitable, mind telling us how it feels to be caught as scum by Reck & Parama before the end of page two?

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@chrono, I had 7x, answer to your posting in the confirmation stages, and the fact that you just omgused.
@reck, your name isn't spelled correctly, that makes you irrelevent, thus we woln't lynch you... (comeback) btw, I agree with the fact that corno is todays lynch.
@kat, your points aren't valid.
I'm sick of nijas!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo nijad again....

OH HAI THERE

ATTENTION: COOLDOG IS SCUM AGAIN, ROPE NEEDED

WE KNOW THIS.
HE IS A JOB FOR TEH VIG

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Plum can join our supertown alliance, right Parama?

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Refreshing the game like it's a Marathon Day.

LIKE A BOSS.

Oh my god I adore you

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OKAY YOU'RE IN THE ALLIANCE NOW

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CHRONOPIE CLAIM
THEN SOMEONE HAMMERS

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@reck, can I join the town alliance?

NO. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE ALLOWED?

Hey Parama, you see this guy over here trying to slip a scumbag into the superalliance? LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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Chronopie Defies your madness.

Get an actual case. nub.

He's refusing to claim.
He's scum.
Someone hammer immediately.

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CAN WE SHORTEN THE NIGHT DEADLINE TO LIKE 12 MINUTES PLEASE?

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Someone needs to use this as their avatar.

DONE.

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PEOPLE WHO AREN'T VOTING: Shadow Dancer, TheLonging, Hiraki, Smargaret, Exe

PEOPLE WHO AREN'T ACTIVE CURRENTLY: Shadow Dancer, TheLonging, Hiraki, Smargaret

PEOPLE WHO AREN'T VOTING BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANNA HAMMER THEIR SCUMBUDDY ON D1: Exe

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I'm gonna talk dramonic into shortening night deadlines, brb

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Dear thevig,

IF YOU SHOOT COOLDOG, I WILL GIVE YOU MONEY

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He went to fucking eat, goddammit, I couldn't sweet-talk him into it

I HAVE THINGS HE DESIRES THAT HE WILL ONLY GET IF NIGHTS ARE SHORTENED

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CoolDog's voting for Chronopie. Why would I kill him?

BECAUSE HE'S SCUM

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Chronopie is butthurt

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OH MY GOD PARAMA
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR AVATAR

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@reck, yeah but your wagon wouldn't be at l-1 anymore would it?

There will be others.

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I CHANGED MY AVATAR SO WE CAN TELL THEM APART

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Here Kats: http://imgur.com/fwhfU.jpg
Here Parama: http://imgur.com/oB3kL.jpg

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FINE PLUM, YOU CAN HAVE PARAMA'S

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MOD, GO EAT.

Also, dramalamadingdong has informed me that in order to officially shorten the nights, he'd need all players minus one active in the thread.

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NO.
WE ARE LYNCHING CHRONO.
AND WE ARE SHOOTING COOLDOG.

GET OVER IT.

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HEY CHRONO, I MADE YOU SOMETHING

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Cooldog lynch.

NO U

THIS.
IS.
CHRONOPIE'S.
DEFENSE.

CAN WE PLEASE LYNCH THE FUCK OUT OF HIM NOW
THANKS

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Oh and CooLDoG is like REALLY REALLY CONFIRMED as scum now thanks to Chronopie's "no wait lynch my VI scumbuddy instead" deflection

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I ALSO HAVE A FINAL TOMORROW
WHOOOOOO

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When people STOPPED LYNCHING CHRONOPIE

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NO GANDALF, YOU'RE NOT IN THE COOL TOWN GROUP

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Listen.
First it was me and Parama.
Then we let Plum & Katsuki join.

THAT'S FOUR CONFIRMED TOWN RIGHT THERE. SO WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IS WE'RE GONNA FIND SCUM FOR THE REST OF THE TOWN, WHOEVER THEY ARE, AND THEN THE FATES ARE GOING TO PROTECT ONE OF US FOUR AND VIG WHOEVER WE SAY TO, AND THEN THE REST OF TOWN WILL LISTEN TO THE FOUR OF US

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Final post for today!

@reck, do you really think I'm scum, be honest.

. . .

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I'm gonna go eat something since it's been like 30 hours since I've eaten anything LOLOLOLOL.

But hey, someone should hammer Chronopie while I'm gone

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OK, first things first:
/confirm

If your next post doesn't contain a hammer on Chronopie, I will be forced to add you to the list of people who need rope.

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Secondly:
Are all of you mad? 10 pages out of nothing? Do I really need to read all this stuff?!?!?! And waht is up with Parama's, xRx's and Katsuki's avatars? And what's up with policy lynching Cool before even game start? Was that a bad joke?
Gandalf, why is Chrono scum?

No.
All you need to know is that Parama & I found the scum, Katsuki & Plum are obvtown, and Chronopie is at L-1.
Parama explained why Chrono was scum.
I've explained why Chrono is scum.
CooLDoG is scum with him, and so is Exe.

There. Now you're caught up.
Vote please.

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Parama, gandalf isn't scum.

@Shadow Dancer: Chronopie is being lynched because he attempted to policy lynch a player he had never played with before, as well as the fact that Exe is his scumbuddy. Reread if you must, but fucking vote him.

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You trying to policy lynch someone who you have never played with IS SCUMMY.

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and what you're doing is blind lynching. -.-

So either get a real case or STFU. kthxbai.

Oh my god you are so scummy I am having trouble putting it into words

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Here's the funny thing.

BY HIS OWN ADMISSION, he says dramonic could've made me either SCUM or A TOWN POWER ROLE (which isn't true, but whatthefuckever). So he KNOWINGLY TRIED TO START A BANDWAGON ON SOMEONE who, by his logic, HAS A HIGH CHANCE OF BEING A TOWN-ALIGNED POWER ROLE

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HAMMER HIM.
^ THAT'S HIS FUCKING SCUMBUDDY RIGHT THERE TRYING TO STOP HIS LYNCH

HAMMER. HIM. NOW.

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Dram wouldn't put town lovers in a game with four scum.

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I LOVE YOU TL!

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TL > dramonic now

FACT.

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If I die overnight, kill the fuck out of CooLDoG FYI

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In every kinda way.
He didn't inform me when he returned from dinner because he was trying to avoid me.

My heart?
</3

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no, he's not allowed.

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THE VIG IS SHOOTING COOLDOG BECAUSE HE IS CONFSCUM AND GANDALF IS NOT

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TL
IF YOU'RE THE VIG AND YOU SHOOT COOLDOG
YOU CAN BE IN THE TOWNALLIANCE AND I'LL GIVE YOU A COOL AVATAR OKAY?

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I just did.

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NINJA.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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PARAMA.
C'MERE AND GIMME A KISS

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Remember how I was being all nice and stuff to TheLonging at the end of D1? Yeah, that's because I thought he was probably scum and didn't want both him and CooLDoG killing me before I had a chance to do this:

Hi there. I'm Lachesis, the cop. I investigated TheLonging last night and found out that he's guilty, guilty, guilty.

Please pile on your votes for GAME, SET, AND MATCH, please.

Vote: TheLonging

(PS lol Parama I told you gandalf & Hiraki weren't scum)

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OMG btw GOOD JOB DOCFATE for protecting Parama

seriously, this is fucking insane.

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I guess I can post this now:

Reck's Secret Note Stash to be revealed at the appropriate time:

If CooLDoG flips scum, remember to investigate TheLonging as a potential buddy. Shadow Dancer is confirmed town to me, and the way CooLDoG went after Exe instead of TheLonging points to them being scumbuddies.

I typed that up on page two, for the record. I showed it to dram as evidence

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Let me get this straight

The vig vigged scum
The doc stopped the scumkill
The cop investigated the last scum

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU GUYS

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Unless you think there is a three person scumteam with a two person SKteam which would mean FIVE SCUM and SEVEN TOWN.

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This game makes me feel one way, and one way only:

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The other two flipped yellow.
CD flipped red.
I don't see how balance can justify a 3 person scumteam WITH a 2 person SKteam.

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Well, they were two players linked together. If one of them died, the other died. So they were technically like a SK?

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I mean, if there is a third scumbag on the team, I'm dead tonight.
But I sincerely doubt there were five anti-town roles at the start.

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Two more votes until we win the game btw.

PARAMA WHERE THE TITS ARE YOU? I DUN WANT YOU TO MISS OUT ON THIS WAGON
PLUM YOU GET YOUR ASS IN HERE TOO

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SCUMMY FOR BEST TOWN IS IN ORDER HERE.

WITH RECK AS LEADER

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Actually, wouldn't mind a Best Town Performance for all of us + Best Protown Performance for me & Parama

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dramonic was upset with me for ending this game so quickly

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Not yet confirmed:

Exe
Shadow Dancer
TheLonging

At least one of these is scum, just so we're all clear on that.

bahahahahahah.

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=D

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I don't know. I'm never this dead-on. WTF.

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dram: Put some of that win in me plz? =3

bahahahahahaha. i wuv him.

EDIT: the setup was swingy, but balanced. the town PRs couldn't protect each other and were easily vanillaized

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go to class, baby. thanks for the scummy nom =3

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Exe, honestly, while Chrono did fuck you over...we would've lynched you D2. Despite my investigation.

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Except I happened to bond with Parama D1, and he got targeted for a NK.
That doesn't mean it's unbalanced, it means town played their roles to perfection.

The bitching can stop now.