EPYC: Chains of Glory

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I SUCK AT DRAWING. YES. THIS GAME WILL OFFICIALLY ROCK.

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I've just noticed that the best sentences come out of bad drawing.

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Let me say it this way. The difference between stick figures and anime, that's the difference between my drawing and stick figures.

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Ok Moo, you get the last spot.

And yes, I clicked your signature. About three times.

THE SIGNATURE. ITS SO...... ANNOYING. MUST..... REACH..... LINK.........

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AND NOW MY AWSUM DRAWING SKILLZ COME INTO PLAY

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My picture rocks.

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MS Paint, you are my fwiend.
I apologize in advance to whoever gets my picture. >_>

Apology accepted, possibly...

No, you probably got mine.

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I sent my picture in a little early. I forgot one crucial element....... >.>

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DARN YOU EFFICIENCY!!!!!!!!!!

If whoever gets mine doesn't notice, I'll laugh.

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You know the funniest thing about my picture? It turned out better than I thought it would. >.>

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Either way... make better pictures, you bloody MSPaint Bandits™!!! *shakes fist*

<-- did not use MS Paint

<--did use MS Paint, and made an AWSUM picture.

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What? I used imageshack >.>

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LE GASP

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Does anybody here even know what Brandi LOOKS like? For all we know(no offense), she could weigh like 300 pounds >.>

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Oh. Ummmm...... DAMN

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Oh. Ummmm...... DAMN

Is this how you always talk to the ladies?

It depends on whether they live halfway across the country and are 6 years older than me or not. >.>

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I used a picture from Anchorman as reference for mine >.>

My picture didn't look like the picture from anchorman.

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Seriously, my question is, will Andrius's chain be up soon on the site? There's no rush. I'm just really excited to see it.

Fuck yeah, first ones done! Way to go team!

Studying for finals. Don't expect a picture until later. Sorry. :/

You study for your finals? I just walk in and make an A. It's worked pretty well so far.

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You study for your finals? I just walk in and make an A. It's worked pretty well so far.

I miss the days when I was able to do this.

Hey, I'm in college. Granted, it's a pretty easy college, but we're not talking wimpy high school exams or nothin'.

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College? Dude, you're 14.

Oh, you're the only one on the site who I haven't bragged to yet? I go to Tarrant County College. I was homeschooled. I'm applying to better colleges over the Christmas break.

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And just to emphasize my point, I was 13 when I started.

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I haven't had any problems so far. 4.0 here. d("d)

Although there was one time where I had to collaborate with some classmates and my mom freaked out that they had my email. Even though it was my school email. >.>

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GREAT NOW I HAVE TWO PICTURES TO FINISH AND IM NOT DONE WITH THE FIRST ONE >:0 rrrrrrrrr

You can take your time. Take as much time as you want. It's just the other guys who wouldn't make a good picture anyways that we're pressuring.

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I spent probably fifteen minutes on mine. It was a piece of crap, but i don't think that spending longer would have made it better.

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I spent probably fifteen minutes on mine. It was a piece of crap, but i don't think that spending longer would have made it better.

OH WAIT. I might have noticed that I had forgotten to fill in the guy's suit.

I don't consider this to be giving away info on current chains as I made this picture like, two weeks ago. So the chain has probably moved on.

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Why does Brandi get preferential treatment again?

Because she makes awesome pictures.

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@Everybody: I received a sentence. Unfortunately, I won't be able to make a picture until after Christmas. Sorry. :C

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How many chains have finished so far?

Only 4 out of the 18 that have been started.

In other words: 22.222%, or just over a fifth of them.

AND WE HAVENT SEEN FOUR CHAINS YET?

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I said: Hold your unicorns. All will be revealed.

I DONT HAVE A UNICORN. WHAT DO I HOLD ONTO INSTEAD? HOW ABOUT FOUR CHAINS? THATD BE ENOUGH FOR ME TO HOLD ON TO.

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HOW ABOUT YOU BUY AN XBOX, GET HALO REACH, LOG ONLINE, AND PLAY WITH US SO THAT YOU CAN HOLD ONTO YOUR UNICORN THEN.

OTHERWISE SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH BEFORE I STUFF IT FULL OF YOUR OWN APPENDAGES AFTER I SLICE THEM OFF WITH MY PURE RAGE.

BUT I HATE HALO. AND IF I GOT AN XBOX IT WOULD BE TO PLAY KOTOR OR MW2.

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Mnecraft is awesome. Kinda hard to get started though. I play sometimes.

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I bought it last night, quite addicting... though when you are underground and it turns to night and you hear monsters growling it becomes quite disconcerting since you cannot see them

Dang it, you're making me want to play that, and I don't have the TIME or the FIFTEEN BUCKS.

If you buy it for me though I will have to play... sooooooo... your choice.

I

might

have pirated it....... >.>

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It's actually the only game I've ever pirated. Unless you count ROMs of SNES games.

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/drool

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Well, all the hot girls I know know that I think they're hot. It helps us get along, believe it or not. It's a way that they can feel superior to me(a lot of people quite frankly don't like me simply because I'm smarter than them and they can't deal with that). I don't see why my relationships with girls on the internet should be much different. I'm still not quite sure how I have any guy friends......... There's the one who's gay for me, which is self-explanatory, but I have no idea why shotty hangs out with me instead of going to parties all weekend >.> I think it might be because he THINKS he's smarter than me.

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1. It was kind of a joke. I promise you I was not ACTUALLY drooling. 2. I tend to be a lot more blunt about everything on the internet. Although I do have one friend that has definitely heard more creepy from me than /drool. She's kinda a slut though, so I don't think she really minds. And no, I'm not saying Brandi's a slut. >.>

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Kinda funny that it ended up on its own line like that. >.>

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Just so you know, most teenagers aren't

quite

as creepy as Gandalf.

Tis true. But most guys also don't hang out with nearly as many girls as I do. Chicks don't like it when you hold shit back. Cause they can see that you're holding SOMETHING back, they just can't tell what it is.

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Oh, I don't deny, I'm horrible with women, like, in terms of actually getting a girlfriend. That's a small part of why I've only once bothered to try. But I do hang out with a lot more girls than most guys do, and I think that the fact that there's not weird sexual tension is a large part of it. And yeah, I'm a little arrogant. But I also recognize my flaws(arrogance among them) and am humble when it comes to them. But I don't see how it's bragging if it's true.

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gandalf has what we call book smarts, he still has a thing or two to learn about street smarts.

This would be the consequence of lots of homeschooling. I'm not TOTALLY dysfunctional though, as I did do theater all that time. Although getting along with theater people is a little different from getting along with normal people. Namely that 1. Everyone in my theater company is horny as fuck and 2. Theater people are a little more open to people with quirks.

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Oh, I have lots of gay friends. And lots of them wish I was gay(gay guys either like me way more than girls do, or girls are just way too quiet about it), but I'm not.

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Can we get a couple chains for Christmas?
<3

Andy

Yeah. And we can have one on Christmas Eve night. At least, that's the way my family always does presents.

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Well, I have my comp back, so I can make my picture tomorrow.

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Oh, I actually had forgotten. I'll dig it up out of my inbox.

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I had a dream where people took less than a week to finish a 30 minute drawing. *hinthint*

I refuse to work on Paint with a trackpad

This was my problem.

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I had a dream where people took less than a week to finish a 30 minute drawing. *hinthint*

I refuse to work on Paint with a trackpad

This was my problem.

Both of you go buy a scanner and do what I do—draw by hand.

I have a scanner but it's a pain in the butt to use.

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Okay, my mom keeps shutting down the computer right before I'm finished, so I think I'm gonna try this draw then scan thing.

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Ever heard of...



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Computers work funny in my house. Usage switches a lot, and often unexpectedly, so it's hard to save before someone else gets on. Especially my mom. She asks to get on, and she wants you to be off yesterday.

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You haven't met my mom.

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Okay, I drew it, but I forgot that our printer is being stupid, so I can't scan it. The camera is in the car, and my mom took the car with her. So I should have a picture by tonight.

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Finally sent in my picture >.>

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I GOTS A PICTURE. Looks funny lol >.>

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Yeah I've already half-dash solicited Brandi to fill Kito's slot as well…

Two slots for Brandi = more awesomeness for everyone.

YES

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one week until it'll have been a month for me. Dammit this is gonna be epic once it finishes in late 2013.

But the world will have already ended, making all that work for nothing.

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...I'm assuming that the sudden silence in this thread means people are hard at work on their stuff.

Hopefully. I wanna see some chains.

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I say 3 but with the methodology of 2.

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I say 3 but with the methodology of 2.

In other words, go to a site where you can create a free forum, and post them all in separate threads there.

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Definitely not 2.

40 new threads in the forum? Are you serious?

EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE FORUM IS IRRELEVANT

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11. gandalf9166

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I GAWTZ TO START A CHAIN

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It's funny, because no one cares about this anymore. The hype is over

Sadly, I have to agree. This has lasted longer than it can really perpetuate itself >.>

I mean, I'm sure I'll enjoy the chains when they get here, but I'm not excited for them anymore.

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Oh, so I can use imageshack. Cool.

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Got another one from imageshack today and it pissed me right off.

Tinypic is NOT that hard to use, fellas. But when I have to do 20 images at once, and I have to save them all to my hard drive and re-upload them to tinypic, it gets a bit annoying.

The rules are there for a reason.

I don't have an account on imageshack, so it doesn't show a username.

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Mine usually get sent after like..half an hour. But then again my pictures look like their drawn by a retarded blind man, so, eh.

I BET YOU MINE ARE WORSE

I SPEND AN AVERAGE OF FIFTEEN MINUTES ON MINE

BOOYAH

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I'm just tired of this stupid trend of having caps lock on all the time. There is no point. It was funny the first few times. Stop beating the dead horse.

THATS WHY I NEVER USE CAPS LOCK

LEFT SHIFT JUST FEELS BETTER

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I'm just tired of this stupid trend of having caps lock on all the time. There is no point. It was funny the first few times. Stop beating the dead horse.

THATS WHY I NEVER USE CAPS LOCK

LEFT SHIFT JUST FEELS BETTER

I prefer shift too! Thought I was the only one who did...

I know FATE does, because sometimes his apostrophes will come out as "s.

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I DONT ALWAYS BEAT MY WIFE
BUT WHEN I DO, I USE THE LEFT SHIFT KEY

I hate jokes like this. I always feel like a sick bastard laughing >.>

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SHOOT

I HAVE TO DRAW AGAIN >.>

AND I DONT HAVE A CAMERA RIGHT NOW, SO GET READY FOR AN MS PAINT MASTERPIECE

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That's what most people are using, so it's no surprise

MY PAINT DRAWINGS ARE EVEN WORSE THAN MY HANDMADE ONES

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Oh. I feel stupid for not seeing that it was mafia. I think that the image was cut off so that you couldn't see the noose.

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That chain is just astounding.

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Awwwwww.......

BWANDIS BUNNY WAS SO CWUTE

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What he is saying RC, is that Goldeneye did multiplayer like Halo's firt,and all Halo added was prettier graphics and online play. I remember there was a point in time when Goldeneye never left my friend's 64, and we were up until like 4 in the morning playing it.

QFT

I started playing video games at a very young age BTW.

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Also, I'd like to claim my worst at drawing trophy now. If you notice, I forgot to fill in the suit and neck.

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Replace out

I can't do this at this point, sorry.

I might be able to get BACK in after finals if you need a replacement, RC. But I have like 4-5 drawing/sentence assignments I'm sitting on right now taht definitely aren't going to get finished for at least two weeks.

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Ani, you having fun with my six assignments? >.>

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Lol skunk piss

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The devil really loves to barbeque apparently.

I'm trying to figure out gandalf's sentence. Was the vegetarian sad because he accidentally ate a steak?

No, I took the squiggles to mean hunger. As in they miss eating steak.

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Heck yes. What's your favorite steak, gandalf? You've got to have a favorite.

I just eat steak. Are you referring to my favorite place to GET a steak, or which part of the cow?

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My brother Albert makes a pretty incredible steak, actually. When he's not here though, I like Outback. Outback is better of course, but Albert is a lot cheaper >.> As for part of the cow, I honestly don't bother figuring out these kinds of things. I honestly don't eat steak a lot(expensive, and unhealthy). I would definitely miss it if I became a vegetarian though.

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I should have seen that coming.

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I still haven't been able to figure out whether he's giving two thumbs up or just flipping everyone the bird twice.

I watched the cartoon in question, and I can affirm that he is giving two thumbs up, although the cartoonists may have intentionally made it look ambiguous.

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You make 7.78 posts a day, Reaper, and you can't post the one place everyone wants you to the most?!

FTFY, correct as of right now.

Cant trust that number, you have 1,762 posts as of now and you have been here since Feb 21st which is 100 days, which is actually 17.62 posts per day, whereas it says 1.7

RC has been here for 590 days with 10,951 posts which means 18.56 posts per day

So, in fact, you are incorrect.

It's a RECENT average, not total.