Gears of War Mafia (Over!)

[Fate]

Sajin:

D1-
A shit ton of people were quickwagonned.
Jack was tunneling CMAR and no one was listening.
Jack fakeclaimed Neighbor with CMAR and called him scum with Socrates.
DGB pushes for Socrates lynch over CMAR because CMAR would just be a scum neighbor
CMAR is lynched without DGB's help, CMAR is scum.

D2-
People mull around, no real wagon are popular. I try to get DGB lynched
Jack comes out with his decision that Socrates should be lynched
Socrates is quicklynched by a doublevoter who is likely not town aligned, he was a watcher with results but did not claim.

D3-
Jack reveals his fakeclaim neighbor gambit
DGB is wagonned and claims inventor given Reck an inspect N2.
BC counter-claims Inventor and FULL claims inventor giving BC an inspect N1.
Reck did not use an inspect N2.
DGB full claims copying BC's claim
Reaper claims mason for no reason and tunnels Reck and Fate as a team.
A massclaim is proposed.
Jack claims Dominic Santiago, Vanilla.
No one else claims.
MPR hasn't posted anything of value.
You replace Slicey and hopefully good things will happen.

[Fate]

You claimed D1 Reck shhhhhhhh

[Fate]

Hey BC what do we call it when someone who reads two people exhibiting the same behavior differently?























SCUM BUDDY DEFENSE

[Fate]

REGARDLESS of that obvious dissonance the scummier part of DGB's post is the fact she wants to policy lynch me D3 for "hate" instead of players she says are scummy. I have this effect on scum:

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 4#p2357114
^Scum claimed 1-shot vig who shot me because he didn't like playing with me and that I was unpleasant. One person fell for it, the rest didn't He was lynched and town won a perfect game of never mislynching. (Due in part to my N1 guilty and pushing of both scum D2).

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So in your peverted view of the game SCUM are supposed to kill people in order to make town happy, and TOWN are supposed to lynch people who make the game unpleasant?

I can't believe anyone is falling fr your bullshit DGB. You OBVIOUSLY have no interest in lynching scum, AKA town wincon. People are just WIFOMing themselves "WHY WULD DGB CLAIM DISINTEREST IN THIS GAME AND WANT TO LYNCH FATE FOR LULZ AS SCUM?" <- because people like you let her get away with it.

[Fate]

"I would have done this as scum, because this did not happen I am town"

Oh ok nice defense.

"Vote: Fate"

LIL LATE ON THAT ONE AREN'T WE?

[Fate]

Oh lord Jack I love your posts sooo much you do what I can't accomplish with CAPS with sound reasoning and a sexy avatar

[Fate]

Reck how could you ever vote for Jack?

I mean seriously Reck I WANT you to be town but...

[Fate]

MPR?

Oh HELL yeah I'd be down with that just to get the wheels spinning.

[Fate]

I C WUT DID U THAR

[Fate]

FATE GO

NO I WON'T LYNCH ANYONE DGB VOTES FOR

[Fate]

Will do.

[Fate]

We're not talking about this game right?

Just the next time you flip town?

I'll be waiting.

[Fate]

K the terms will be:
If you flip town I will say, "Sorry I didn't account for Antimillers, DGB's still scum."

And then if the set-up is revealed and you are town I'll say,
"Oh Secret Traitors that's bastardly"

Then if Shotty shoves it down my throat you were actually town I'll say:
"GOOD JOB NOT EVER HUNTING SCUM DGB AND MISSING NIGHT ACTIONS LOL"

I'll never regret this lynch DGB.

[Fate]

(Anti-Reaper Alliance)

[Fate]

DGB DID NOT FULL CLAIM A LIST OF ITEMS.

SHE CLAIMED AN ITEM THAT RECK HAD, AND THEN FULLCLAIMED

AFTER

BC LISTED ALL THE ITEMS.

THANK YOU.

LYNCH PLEASE.

JACK IS TOWN.

[Fate]

JUST the Locust thing.

NOT ANYTHING ELSE

[Fate]

I'm very confused. Why would scum inventor hand out a LOCUST DETECTOR? It makes no sense.

RECK SAID THIS FIRST DGB.

HE SAID IT FUCKIN FIRST.

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1. DGB claims to have sent package to Reck
2. Reck confirms this and then says, WAITWUT? I HAZ TWO?
3. BC counterclaims DGB immediately
4. Reck confirms he got two.

???

DGB is scum by day play stop outguessing the fucking set-up.

[Fate]

Why the fuck did you give it to Reck again?

[Fate]

So glad of you to join us Kunkstar.

[Fate]

Sajin is active elsewhere.

I have 100% verifiable meta of this.

Scum stalling to catch up means I'd be down with a Sajin lynch FO SHO

[Fate]

I hate lynching lurkers last...

But the two-for-one combo is still so very appetizing...

[Fate]

Well god damn it.

I ran out of steam.

Unvote:
Vote: Saijin

[Fate]

If DGB's scum she's still trying more than the bottom half of the player list combined, and has committed more town tells that my paranoia of DGBscum KNOWING how to commit town tells has run its course.

Now let's burn these fuckin lurkers.

DGB/Reck you send in your fuckin night actions now, you understand?

[Fate]

Everything from the DGB "fake hammered" to the "claims lining up" to the "reduced lynch threshold" all fits in such a nice perfect little bow though Jack.

But I have no read on Saijin, a weird PRish/scumtryingotgetawaywithshit read on MPR, and a null read on Karma.

[Fate]

DGB is a busdriver too?

Wait what the fuck?

[Fate]

@Kunkstar:
Because, similar to you, I have seen Saijin elsewhere whereas you have seen Karma elsewhere, and I've ALSO seen MPR elsewhere.

Summary:
I'm real fucking pissed at the lurkers this game and their content, and I'm starting to see DGB's "unpleasantnesszzz" point of view that I didn't see before because I guess she's a girl or something and let's feeling dictate how much she tries.

DGB re-claim for me since you're apparently an inventor bus driver...?


PREVIEW: Oh fuck teach me to type a post and have people start posting all over the place...

[Fate]

DGB do you still think I'm scum? Serious question.

[Fate]

Loaded question is loaded DGB.

I don't think your lynch was a mislynch.

Though your "scum are killing lurkers because they're happy with day play" theory certainly goes a long way in changing my mind...

I want to see these lurkers flip first.

[Fate]

Jack was defending Kunk earlier.

Jack+Kunk team?

But I don't want Jack to be scum....

[Fate]

Jack I refuse to lynch her over MPR, Karma, and Saijin.

That's just bad play.

If no one comes up with a guilty on DGB+Reck who HAVE to be scum together with all the shenanigans, I guess we were out fuckin played thanks to town lurkin like hell.

[Fate]

IF THEY FLIP SCUM THEY FLIP SCUM.

IT TELLS US PLENTY REAPER FFS.

[Fate]

And good lord NOW Reaper is getting on DGB's case?

YOU'RE 5 DAYS TOO LATE ITS NOT POPULAR ANYMORE GOD DAMN

[Fate]

It clearly says "extra ballot"

I mean I hate flavor analysis but come ON Jack.

Show me the numbers as to why only DGB and BC can be the scum DV

[Fate]

One-shot extra-voter to kill the watcher seems plausible..
But that could be anyone so meh.

[Fate]

Either Saijin or Karma, Kunkstar, then MPR.

I have a weird gut feeling MPR is town from earlier on, even though his play is still abysmal as fuck.

[Fate]

Jack if these fuckin lurkers would POST and show any semblance of town I'd be right back with you on DGB you KNOW I would.

But...

I just...

[Fate]

They are a two for one special that I'm giving a pass to for today.

PAY ATTENTION REAPER

[Fate]

Just because only RECK claimed an investigation doesn't mean he's the only one that has one.

[Fate]

OH HEY WE GOT ONE!

MPR:
CONTENT NOW.

[Fate]

I already strived to get DGB lynched asshole. I'm tired of pushing this rock up hill every goddamned day for all eternity. I mean that the only way they are scum is if they are scum together.

FUCKIN SISYPHUS

[Fate]

Possible gambit to out his partner and take all the credit for it.

?

*sigh*

[Fate]

I'm making this post for LULZ to irritate Reaper.

Let's see what happens.

[Fate]

SERIOUSLY

MOD ARE YOU FUCKING SLEEPING OR SOMETHING

. FIX THIS GODDAMN GAME.

Reck is town.

Which makes DGB likely town

[Fate]

FUCK I BROKE MY RECORD OF NEVER USING SMILIES.

TAKE IT DOWN AAAAAGHHHH

[Fate]

/wrist

[Fate]

BloodCovenant not posting in this game worries me.

[Fate]

Is the mod even here?

I was created for this game too, why's it gotta be like this?

Unvote:
Vote: Karma

Why the fuck not.

[Fate]

THAT WON'T WORK THIS TIME JACK I'M DONE APPEASING YOU.

[Fate]

If you think I'm scum with DGB you're as much of an assclown as you were D2.

[Fate]

Sheeping Jack after calling him scum?

Reaper can you look ANY WORSE as confirmed town?

Holy fuck.

[Fate]

xRECK you DID forget to send in an investigation.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Unvote:

;_;

[Fate]

VOTE: RECK

[Fate]

Because there's like 4 of those fuckers and we can't get a consensus on which one has lurked/whatever'd the most.

So its gotta be you Reck.


Why are you afraid? DGB can't be a doublevoter didn't you receive her PACKAGE?

[Fate]

HEY DGB YOU'RE BACK TO BEING OBVSCUM BUDDIES WITH RECK.

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Fate]

*waits for a votecount*

OH WAIT>.


HAHHAHA I FORGOT WE'RE MODDING THIS THING OURSELVES.

"Let's test my double voting that I seriously don't have on someone else please"
-LOL.

You thought obv pushing for Soc over CMAR would get you a pass as 2scum4scum, and you think this stunt will do it too?

HA

[Fate]

Votecount

Jack (3): kunkstar7, ReaperCharlie, xRECKONERx
DGB (2): Fate, Jack
Fate (1): Karma

Not Voting (4): Sajin, MehPlusRawr, BloodCovenent, DGB

6 to lynch.

Looking for an MPR replacement.

>_>?

[Fate]

YOU'RE VOTING NOT VOTING>

YOU MUST BE DISTANCING

[Fate]

IF DGB REFUSES TO TEST OUT DOUBLE VOTE,

WE LYNCH DGB.

DEAL?

[Fate]

ACCIDENT AKA SCUM DOUBLEVOTER AKA YOU AKA YOU SCUM WITH RECK AKA LOL

[Fate]

ITT: DGB IS SCUM AND SPECULATES SCUM CAN REDUCE THE THRESHOLD EVERY DAY.

DGB YOU HAVE UNTIL 3 TO VOTE RECK.

[Fate]

1

[Fate]

WHY ARE WE CENSORING SHIT.

RECK YOU'RE JUST A GODDAMNED VT THOSE LURKERS MIGHT BE SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
GOD DAMN IT FUCKIN SAJIN MPR ANYONE VOTE RECK.

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RECK NO ONE WILL BUY YOUR INVESTIGATIONS YOUR TOWN CRED IS SHOT.

I <3 YOU MEAN BUT YOU'LL WIN IF YOU'RE TOWN AND DEAD REMEMBER?

[Fate]

but you should've used that shit N2 when you could have and you have no excuses about being drunk or inactive or anything

[Fate]

cuz then you'd have to clear a townie

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE RECK THE LURKERS AND THE MOD HAVE FUCKED THIS GAME UP.

[Fate]

Reck:

Vote yourself.
DGB will refuse to vote you.

WE lynch DGB.

Good enough for you?

[Fate]

WHO IS MORE CONFIRMED TOWN TO YOU RECK?

YOURSELF OR DGB?

[Fate]

Replacements are being worked on, apologies for the delay.

Yeah but the last votecount was almost a week ago.

And while these fuckers aren't his fault.... MPR Saijin gotta go.

[Fate]

Jack, I'm surprised you didn't mention this. You're lucky I'm trusting you that DGB is the only one who might be DV...

WHY DONT WE HAVE SOMEONE ELSE VOTE RECK, TEST THAT HIS LYNCH THRESHOLD HASN'T BEEN LOWERED, THEN CHECK FOR DGB SCUM DOUBLEVOTERAGE.

FOS: Jack

You're supposed to be the smart one.

[Fate]

WE ALREADY HAVE 5 VOTES ON HIM YOUR THEORY OF LOWERED THRESHOLD IS ABOUT TO BE DISPROVEN.

THEN WE WILL UNVOTE AND YOU CAN VOTE TO TEST YOUR DOUBLE VOTING SHIT.

[Fate]

Hey DGB if scum were going to lower the threshold why didn't they lower yours so we could've ended this day 30 pages ago and had that much less information?


LOLZ

[Fate]

So, what did that prove,

Fate/RC?

Jack

Fixed.

(BTW it proved DGB's lynch reduced bullshit theory was indeed BS)

[Fate]

I don't have a double vote what are you fuckers smoking?

Jack you have the double vote? No no that doesn't make any sense at all....

Jack you're not screwng with me are we?

[Fate]

At least you let me have 10 minutes this time.

Votecount

xRECKONERx (2): Fate
Karma (2): DGB, xRECKONER
DGB (1): kunkstar7
Fate (1): Karma

Not Voting (5): Sajin, MehPlusRawr, BloodCovenent, ReaperCharlie, Jack

6 to lynch.

o_O.....

I never recieved a PM.... SECRET DOUBLE VOTING POWERS???

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

YOU LOSE SCUM

Unvote:
Vote: DGB

[Fate]

ALREADY BEEN THERE DONE THAT JACK.

TWO STEPS AHEAD BABY.

[Fate]

BTW: CAN YOU SAY SECRET VOTER?

KEK

I'M NOT A GODDAMNED DOUBLE VOTER.

[Fate]

YUP I'M THE SECRET VOTER THAT PMS MY MOD WITH MY SECRET VOTE TO SECRETLY DECEIVE YOU ALL SECRETLY.

BWAHHAHAHA.

OR YOU'RE JUST TWISTING MY FRUSTRATION AT THE LACK OF MODKILL/PRODS IN THIS GAME.

[Fate]

RECKON* SCUMBUDDYFREUDIANSLIP?

[Fate]

REAPER THAT WAS NOT A CLAIM BEFORE YOU START DUMBASSIN ALL OVER THE PLACE.

[Fate]

DGB GRASPING AT STRAWS TO TRY AND PROVE ME AS A SCUM DOUBLE VOTER IS HILARIOUS.

[Fate]

THIS IS ME CHECKING IN WISHING I HAD A SECRET VOTE WITH WHICH TO HAMMER DGB.

SCUM YOU MAY NOW SECRET VOTE DGB TO FRAME ME. WHATEVER GETS DGB KILLED QUICKER.

THAT IS ALL.

THANK YOU.

[Fate]

REAPER FUCKING HAMMER 40 PAGES ISNT ENOUGH SHIT FOR YOU TO SIFT THROUGH YET?

[Fate]

My lord Reaper I love you now and the ground you walk on.

[Fate]

HEY RECK DON'T FORGET TO ACTION.

LULZ.

[Fate]

You think so?

I HOPE SO.

SORRY RECK ITS BETTER THAN ME HAVING TO LYNCH YOU.

[Fate]

K the terms will be:
If you flip town I will say, "Sorry I didn't account for Antimillers, DGB's still scum."

And then if the set-up is revealed and you are town I'll say,
"Oh Secret Traitors that's bastardly"

Then if Shotty shoves it down my throat you were actually town I'll say:
"GOOD JOB NOT EVER HUNTING SCUM DGB AND MISSING NIGHT ACTIONS LOL"

I'll never regret this lynch DGB.

[Fate]

K DGB's definitely scum.

Thanks for playing.

[Fate]

Good stuff.

[Fate]

K the terms will be:
If you flip town I will say, "Sorry I didn't account for Antimillers, DGB's still scum."

And then if the set-up is revealed and you are town I'll say,
"Oh Secret Traitors that's bastardly"

Then if Shotty shoves it down my throat you were actually town I'll say:
"GOOD JOB NOT EVER HUNTING SCUM DGB AND MISSING NIGHT ACTIONS LOL"

I'll never regret this lynch DGB.

It's not funny. I can't believe I've gone through all this effort, pain, persistence, and heartache, only to be lynched as a townie.

After all this.

*looks back*

This is you trying?

Hrm well I guess it was a pretty well-thought out scum gambit.

*shrug* OH WELL.

[Fate]

FYI, I chose a lurker.

Good thinking pal.

[Fate]

Also, kill Fate.

YOU FORGOT TO POST THAT IN YOUR DAY QT LOL SCUMFAIL.

[Fate]

We GET IT DGB. You like dicking around with town and trying to plant even the SMALLEST seeds of doubt as to what your flip will be after you are hammered.

Hate to be the party pooper but I'm not doubting your red flip AT ALL regardless.

[Fate]

There is no night god damn it.

There's nothing more to say until DGB flips.

[Fate]

MODKILL

BLOOD

FOR THE WAR GODS

THE GEARS OF WAR GOD.
ME.

DGB YOU CAN STOP THE FACADE NOW.

[Fate]

HAIL! GOD MOD! HAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KARMA WAS REPLACED NOT MODKILLED?

WHO WANTS TO TAKE A CRACK AND THAT?

VOTE: KUNKSTAR

WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?

[Fate]

OH AND LET'S HEAR THOSE RESULTS NOW RECK WHY THE HELL NOT.

[Fate]

I'M STILL NOT ANSWERING THAT QUESTION JACK. UNLESS YOU CAN COME UP WITH SCUM MOTIVATION TO COUNTER-CLAIM MASON D3

ALSO THE FASTER YOU REVEAL YOUR SECRET BS THE FASTER I CAN CALL BULLSHIT.

QUIT DICKIN AROUND JACK. NOW THAT DGB HAS BEEN REVEALED TO BE TOWN ALL HER TELLS ON KUNK HAVE SURFACED AS RELIABLE.

[Fate]

OH HEY RECK YOU'RE IN THIS GAME TOO.

LOL ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING VOTING ME AFTER THE GAME THAT JUST ENDED?

YOU REALLY WANNA GO DOWN THIS PATH AGAIN?

JACK, GET THE FUCK OFF ME TELL ME THE SCUM MOTIVATION OR ELSE YOU'RE JUST BLOWING HOT AIR.

[Fate]

Yes Jack. I do agree that I apparently did not post while DGB was at L-1 and that looks incriminating to me as the secret voter:

HOWEVER:
-I did not hammer DGB yesterday with said secret vote, Reaper or whoever hammered instead and I was basically begging for one.
-Neither of us fully understand the mechanics of the secret vote in question, how/when it can be used
-Daytalking scum are usually able to send in abilities for their friends to avoid time-meta such as this. Unless I'm buddies with MPR or something (which I suppose could be likely from your POV) then DGB should've been hammered for all intent and purposes.

[Fate]

Oh Kunkstar, that's fuckin hilarious.

Cole Train as a

doctor[/i[???

[Fate]

DOCTOR

??!?

A viable strategy for scum is:
-Keep someone who is an aggressive leader alive
-Fakeclaim protecting that person

His added suspicion of: I wonder why fate hasnt's been killedz yet....HMmmmmmmmmmmm!?!? Is just icing on the cake.

ALSO WHY THE FUCK WOULD A TOWN DOC CLAIM OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE THAT?

BULL.
SHIT.

DO
NOT
BUY.

GET
OFF
MY
LAWN.

[Fate]

GOD FUCKIN DAMNT

DOCTOR?!?!?!?

NOT BODYGUARD?

[Fate]

Also no one in their right fuckin mind breadcrumbs doctor.

That's shit you try to HIDE from scum, not give a damn whether town believes you or not.

Also Reaper was fuckin worthless. BC HAD SHIT TO GIVE OUT TO TOWN AND YOU DIDN'T PROTECT HIM? YOU PROTECTING A VANILLA?

FUCK THAT.

BC WAS OBVTOWN.

[Fate]

Then last time you were a TOWN doc and probably had scum riding you for not breadcrumbing. Sounds like a failtown to me.

[Fate]

Oh BTW Kunkstar besides claiming for no fuckin reason,

who's scum and what do you think of this wagon on me and why haven't you joined it since I'm obviously scum for not dying?

[Fate]

HAYLEN CATCH THE FUCK UP ALREADY AND MAYBE MY RAGE WILL SUBSIDE.

[Fate]

Jack DID just explain his reasons. By way of PoE and time stamps he has reasoned me out to be the secret voter.

WHAT DO U THINK OF THIS???

ALSO WASN'T MPR MODKILLED?

[Fate]

The fact that he wasn't means.... yeah.

Mother fucker.

Might as well MC with the fuckin doc out:

MPR YOU'RE UP ASSHOLE.

[Fate]

Jack+Reck is possible.

Jack explain how my reaction is scummy. His claimed actions and the fact he claimed was dumb.

[Fate]

1. ReaperCharlie -Mason
3. xRECKONERx -VT
6. Jack -VT
8. MehPlusRawr -Flaking Fuck
10. Haylen-????
11. Fate -
13. kunkstar7 -Town Doc

Seems like it is indeed MCin time. Popcorn claiming seems all the rage these days though I STILL am old school enough to see scumlists as the best fuckin way cause it forces people to contribute

Preferred order:
MPR
Haylen
Me

Oh fuck 3 claims? Seriously?

[Fate]

Unvote:

FUCKIN FINE.

HIS DOC CLAIM STILL MAKES ME ITCH.

[Fate]

JACK I WANT YOUR GODDAMNED SCUMLIST WHO AM I SUPPOSEDLY BUDDIES WITH?

[Fate]

Haylen I'll claim if you claim.

I'm leaving soon and I really don't feel like waiting for MPR for his scummy fuckin bullshit

[Fate]

Unvote:
Vote: Haylen

FIRST ONE TO SAY FLAILING SCUMTELLZ

[Fate]

Name? Flavor? Anything else?

Also, hold on.

[Fate]

7p with 3 scum,

yeah ok MPR wouldn't be modkilled regardless of alignment. And I SUPPOSE he posted more than Sajin's slot so that could've factored into it.

FULL CLAIM PL0X.

HAYLEN YOUR TURN

[Fate]

I COUNTER-CLAIM JACK.

I'M THE REAL

JACK, COG HACKER

AND I CAN HACK PEOPLE'S SHIT MODIFYING IT TO EITHER:
-Randomize their target
-Block their action
-Copy their action to themselves

^The above is chosen randomly and I'm not told which happens.

N1: HACKED DGBZ
N2: HACKED KARMAZ (HAYLEN)
N3: HACKED KUNKSTARZ

Now who the fuck is Dizzy?

[Fate]

Also having Jack not be a JoaT is bastard modding btw, Shotty.

[Fate]

I FUCKIN TOLD YA JACK STOP BEING A WILDCARD.

Though Haylen is his obvbuddy and I still don't like lynching doc claims even at LyLo ESPECIALLY COLE TRAIIIIIIIIIN

Also he probably came up with that claim all on his own seeing as he crumbed it for himself and shit.

[Fate]

HAYLEN. JACK IS A NAME OF A ROBOT IN THE GAME.

I WAS MAKIN A JOKE LULZY.

BUT THE FACT YOU DIDNT IMMEDIATELY VOTE ME WHEN YOU THOUGHT JACK AND I WERE IN A 1v1 MEANS MY INADVERTENT TRAP WORKED.

[Fate]

Jack to recap:

At least ONE scum claimed a PR, I mean seriously.

KUNK <<<<

Haylen said I was flailing and her top suspect.
She thought I CC'd your role.
She did not vote me.
She obviously hasn't even read the thread or what you claimed or ANYTHING and she is going to call me her top suspect?

HAYLEN I DEMAND A CATCH-UP POST THEN A SELF-VOTE. EITHER ORDER IS FINE.

PREVIEW: LOL DONT PLAY FUCKIN DUMB ONE VERSUS ONE. MANO E MANO. CLAIM CONTRADICTION CLAIM. ONE HAS TO BE LYING. ETC.

[Fate]

K so goading Haylen into voting at LyLo didn't pan out.

Unvote

I'm leavin and Daytalking scum can insta-hammer at L-fuckin-3 so....

LETS HEAR FROM THE REST OF CLASS.

MPR WHILE YOU'RE HERE WHY DONT YOU FUCKIN PLAY THE FUCKING GAME.

[Fate]

Bullshit Haylen. You haven't even read the game and you're comfortable with piggybacking Jack and saying I'm flailing scum?

YOU EITHER READ THE WHOLE GAME FULLY BEFORE YOU MAKE STRONG STANCES AND COMMENTS (herp derp Fate is my top suspect because of the last two pages),

OR YOU BE OPPORTUNISTIC SCUM WHO CALLS THE LEADING SUSPECT SCUMMY AT LYLO BASELESSLY.


I APPRECIATE YOU DOING THE LATTER AND OUTING YOURSELF THOUGH.

[Fate]

K all the main human characters and shit are Vanillas.

SO MY BEAUTIFUL COLE TRAIN IS A SAFECLAIM?

WHY
SHOTTY
WHY.

[Fate]

I seriously have shit to do today though.

MPR fuckin replace out if you're not going to play. This is why you're lynchbait do you even fuckin care you're a hindrance to your team regardless of alignment?

[Fate]

yep. and now we can read that they think of the game.

GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE DONE READING HAYLEN.

:OLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.


HEY.

I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING EARLIER....WHAT WAS IT-

OH YEAH.

FUCKIN RECK.

THE FUCK. YOU SAID YOU WERE USING THAT INSPECT ON A LURKER.

THE FUCK.
JACK?
THE FUCK.

[Fate]

One action a night makes sense.

Targeting JACK does not.

Smells like scum who don't want to narrow their lurker lynchin possiblities.

I'd be all for that lynch Reaper but right now I'm pretending the scumteam is Haylen+Kunkstar+MPR so I don't get NKd.

HEY RECK U IZ OBVTOWNNNNNNNN

[Fate]

AND YOU'RE DOING NOTHING UT VOTING TOWN AT LYLO RECK SO YOU CAN'T FUCKIN TALK.

NOW GET TO SCUMHUNTIN'

[Fate]

YOU READ HAYLEN'S CONTRIBUTION UPON JOINING THIS GAME, SAY "LOLSCUM" THEN "U R RIGHT FATE LIEK ALWAYS" THEN "HAYLEN, ____, ___ ARE MY TOP SCUM READS"

DO IT>

DOOOOOOOOO IT

[Fate]

SENSE MAKING TIME...

PROCESSING...

CMAR INTELLIGENCE FACTORING...

INCORPORATING....

EXTRAPOLATING...

CONCLUDING...

KUNK+CMAR+KARMA.

YOUR TOWNIE LIST IS FULL OF FUCKIN SHIT. HERE'S MAH TOWNIE LIST IT INCLUDES ME AND CONFIRMED TOWN LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL. HOW ABOUT YOU GET SOME REAL READS.

[Fate]

I'd have fuckin secret voted CMAR if he was my scumbuddy. What a piece of shit.

Also I don't see why Jack can't be godfather, I mean we have TWO flipped inventors handing out investigations and shit...

And of course Jack will always live now cause he was given a goddamned bullet proof vest by BC, but hell.

BUT FUCKIN HELL

[Fate]

LOL NICE CATCHUP POST HAYLEN:

"I can't defend myself! WAAAAAAAAAAH"

"I THINK YOUR SHOULD LYNCH FATE!"

At least you don't have to pretend to read the fuckin' thread or come up with bogus cases Haylen.
Be glad.

[Fate]

oh forgot the

Vote: Haylen

BUH BBYE

[Fate]

ITT: Reaper speculates a Reck/Kunk/Fate team cause Haylen's at L-1 and not dead.

CAN U SAY LOL YET!??!?!

[Fate]

REAPER HAS A BRAIN?

BTW CONGRATULATIONS ON THE KID REAPER.

PLEASE RAISE HIM TO USE

HIS/HER

BRAIN.

[Fate]

MPR DOESN'T NEED A PROD HE POSTED ON TUESDAY.

WHAT HE NEEDS IS A FUCKIN BULLET IN HIS HEAD.

OH AND REAPER THAT SPOILER BETTER NOT SAY VOTE FATE CAUSE YOU

REALLY

DON'T WANT TO JOIN THE LIST OF MORONS ON MY WIKI

[Fate]

FUCK YOU REAPER

[Fate]

REAPER.

YOU FUCKIN ASSWIPE.

IF HAYLEN IS TOWN THE TEAM IS RECK+KUNK+ME.

IF WE ARE THE TEAM WE FAIL HORRIBLY BECAUSE:

SCUM HAVE DAYTALK
SCUM HAVE DAYTALKSCUM HAVE DAYTALKSCUM HAVE DAYTALKSCUM HAVE DAYTALK
SCUM HAVE DAYTALKSCUM HAVE DAYTALK
SCUM HAVE DAYTALKSCUM HAVE DAYTALKSCUM HAVE DAYTALK

THE SCUMTEAM DID NOT JUST LIMP THREE VOTES ON A MISLYNCH LIKE THIS. THEY WOULD'VE WAITED IN THE SHADOWS AND TIMED AN EPIC TRIPLE HAMMER.

SO PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN ASS AND READ THE GAME. YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO THE RETARD PILE WITH VV YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. I HAD HIGH FUCKIN HOPES FOR YOU.

RECK PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKIN VOTE BACK ON FUCKNI HAYLEN DON'T BE A TARD LIKE REAPER. YOU'RE SCUM AS WELL BUT I NEED YOUR BUS VOTE.

[Fate]

DON'T SLASH FATE ME.

TWO VTS AND A PR THAT SOUNDS LIKE CANDY TO ME.

KUNK "PROTECT" REAPER AGAIN AS FUCKIN USELESS AS HE IS HES STILL CONFIRMED TOWN.

I'LL HACK SCUM.

WE'LL MOVE TO THE NEXT SCUMTARGET

[Fate]

OH GOD WE USED TOO DIFFICULT A THINKING PROCESS AND OVERLOADED HIM.

GOOD GOD WE NEED A COMPETENT PERSON -> JARHEAD TRANSLATOR UP IN THIS THREAD.

[Fate]

IF KUNKS CLAIM IS LEGIT

THEN WHO IS RECK AND MINES THIRD BUDDY WHO HASN'T FUCKING HAMMERED?

REAPER GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT

YOU DONT FUCKIN THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK DO YOU?

YOU'D THINK SPYREX'S WIZARD GAME WOULD HAVE SOFTENED YOUR FUCKING EGO.

[Fate]

"From what I've read I'll throw a vote down at LyLo and not read the rest of the game and comment on any of the other flips."

HELLO OBVSCUM HOW ARE YOU TODAY BABY

[Fate]

Wait a sec...

REAPER UNVOTE OFF ME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW YOURE CONFIRMED TOWN YOU DUMB FUCK

[Fate]

REAPER GET YOUR ASS OFF ME YOUR VOTE IS ON THE ONLY TOWN PR THAT CAN STOP A KIL TONIGHT AT LYLO YOU DUMB FUCKIN FUCK. AND SINCE YOU'RE CONFIRMED TOWN I AM IN QUICKHAMMER RANGE

[Fate]

REAPER YOU DUMB FUCKIN MORON LET ME GUARANTEE YOU THIS: ONE OF KUNK'S AND MINE CLAIMS ARE TRUE. DO YOU BELIEVE THIS? THEN HAYLEN IS NOT TOWN BECAUSE THERE IS TOWN ON HER WAGON AND SHE ISNT HAMMERED YET. EVERYONE HAS CHECKED INTO THE THREAD SINCE HER L-1. DON'T. BE. A. FUCKIN. MORON

[Fate]

HERE COMES THE FUCKIN QUICKHAMMER.

YOU FUCKIN

REAPER>

REAPER

REAPER>


FUCKIN
REAPER

I SWEAR TO GOD IF WE LOSE THSI WAY

[Fate]

Thank you. Reaper. Maybe we can get along well someday.

BTW whether its true or not you can claim that was a gambit to out scum by voting obvtown.

And I'll love you forever.

[Fate]

>_>
<_<

<3

[Fate]

JACK SHE'S STILL FUCKIN L-1 AND I'M STILL FUCKIN TOWN.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Fate]

JACK SHE'S STILL FUCKIN L-1 AND I'M STILL FUCKIN TOWN.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO

That means nothing, for fairly obvious reasons.

IT MEANS NOTHING. WHO IS THE FOURTH BUDDY IF THE SCUM TEAM IS PILED ON HAYLEN?

YOU ARE SEEMING MORE AND MORE LIKE A SCUM JACKIE-POO INNOCENT INVESTIAGTION NOTWITHSTANDING

[Fate]

ITT:

Jack was about to finish me off and when Reaper unvoted he went:

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS FUCK.

But he can't afford to double bus them just yet

[Fate]

(No I'm not ruling out a Jack Godfather who bussed lamescum D1 because that Socrates lynch was fuckin terribad)

[Fate]

(Oh and his whole elaborate DGB meta and crazy connections being drawn all fell down the crapper and all he has left is: uhhhhh Fatescum for fakecrumbing mason? LOLZ?)

[Fate]

Jack's not the right lynch today.

We lynch all his buddies first, then I randomize/block his shit towards endgame when he's the only scum left and he has no more explanations left except to flail and call me scum.

Don't forget that Reck could be scum too Reaper.

Since we outed MPR its something like:

MPR+Reck/Jack+Kunk+Haylen

At least from my POV.

From your POV if Jack is scum he would've hammered Haylen already, unless Haylen is also scum.

ERGO:
By voting Jack you are implying that Haylen must also be scum.

ERGO:

hammer Haylen good things will happen.

[Fate]

REAPER.

WE WERE STARTING TO GET ALONG.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE LOGIC IN MY LAST POST?

DON'T GET IN THE WAY OF BUSSING SCUM.

[Fate]

Because MPR is useless as either alignment. The only thing he's done so far this game is try to quickhammer me.

If it REALLY makes you happy I can turn this train around onto MPR but the chance that he's just a VI above VIs outweighs Haylen not yet being hammered at LyLo....

[Fate]

ALSO that

small

large chance of MPR being a fuckin moron?

Means I can be QH at any time and its all the more reason to hammer Haylen before bullshit can happen because she HAS to be scum.

[Fate]

Haylen is online and not posting in this game.

If she was town and her lynch would mean the loss of this game,

do you think she would really not care at all?

Jack, fucking hammer. If you don't hammer in your next post you're claiming scum. ONE OF THE PRS (DOC+ME) IS SCUM. FROM MY POV IT IS OBV KUNK, FROM THE REST OF YOU FUCKS ITS OBV THAT WE AREN'T SCUM TOGETHER.

NOW HAMMER HAYLEN. FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

[Fate]

Thanks Jack.

Lookin forward to hackin your scumbuddies tonight.

My goal when I got this role (as you'll notice from #1 post) was to randomize scum onto themselves.

I thought had randomized scum N1 and N2 when fuckin lurkers were killed.... which makes Kunk obvscum as well.

But will he make the kill again tonight?

Doubtful.

HMMMMMM

[Fate]

YES I WAS SK CLAIM HAHAHA THERS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO ME NOW SCUM

LOL GG.

ERRRRRRR SK BUDDY WITH RECK YEAH THAT'S RIGHT.

BOY WE GOT EM GOOD RECK.

[Fate]

I SHIT MY PANTS WHEN YOU FAKECLAIMED MY ROLE REAPER.

YOU ALMOST MATCHED IT WORD FOR WORD IT HOUGHT YOU HAD H4X

[Fate]

YOU FUCKN SHITTIN ME?

FUCKIN BAH ASSHOLES.

[Fate]

REAPER




REAAAAAAAAAAAPERRRRRRRRRRRRRR


FUCIN REAPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

SECRET VOTED HAMMERED CUZ HAYLEN WAS AT l-1 FROM THE "OBVSCUM TEAM" GOD DAMN USE YOUR FUCKIN HEAD.

[Fate]

http://www.quicktopic.com/44/H/zqAXdZLAesMqB

VERY INTERESTED IN SEEING HTE NIGHT ACTIONS BECAUSE A SK COASTED THE WHOLE FUCKIN GAME DUE TO ONE KILL A NIGHT.

[Fate]

YEAH MPR SHOT ME AND GUESS WHO WATCHED ME?

SOCRATES.

WE FUCKIN QUICKLYNCHED HIM WITH A GUILTY ON SCUM.

FUCKIN ASS

[Fate]

REAPER SCUMMY MY ASS. YOU THINK THE WHOLE SCUMTEAM PILED ON HAYLEN, YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE SECRET VOTER THAT WOULDVE HAMMERED HAYLEN, AND YOU LET ME GET HAMMERED AS BULLETPROOF WHO KNEW JACK WAS SCUM (ASK FUCKIN SHOTTY I GUESSED THE SETUP THE SECOND I DIED)

MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO L2READ PLAYERS LIKE US.

[Fate]

WHY DO YOU KEEP RETURNING MY RAGE WITH LOVE?

NOTHING YOU DO MAKES SENSE?

AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU CAN'T PACIFY FATE WITH WARM FUZZIES! HE HAS NO HEART

[Fate]

LOL YOU GAVE A BP SK A GUN

AND

A BP.

FUCKIN HILARIOUS.

OH AND THE DOC PROTECTED THE BP. THIS GAME WAS FULL OF LULZ.


I LOVED THE INSTANT NIGHT.

I HATED THE REAPER

[Fate]

Scum had Hoffman, Dominic, AND Marcus as fakeclaims.


JUST GOES TO SHOW YAA.

If CMAR hadn't been a flaking fuck D1 and claimed scum mighta won this.

[Fate]

ALSO HOW DID IT COST YOU THE WIN?

JACK WAS DOUBLE BULLETPROOF.

HAVENT READ THE SCUMQT I EXPECT MORE RAGE TO COME

[Fate]

MehPlusRawr 43

06-22-2010 03:09 PM ET (US)
I'll submit a kill on fate again I guess
MehPlusRawr 42

06-22-2010 07:57 AM ET (US)
Uh, didn't we kill Fate?

WE LOST OT THIS?

GOD REAPER I HOPE YOURE ASHAMED AT LEAST. THIS "lulz l2town" DEFLECTION AINT GONNA CUT IT. MAN UP AND APOLOGIZE TO ME AND RECK.

[Fate]

ALSO JACK WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU VIG MPR. I WOULDVE BELIEVED YOUR CLAIM AND LET YOU FUCKIN COAST IF YOU HAD DONE THAT.

WHY OH WHY

[Fate]

jesus fucking christ, quit it with the caps! It's getting old now.

*angrily kicks a can.*

LOL DON'T BITCH CAUSE YOU'RE OBVSCUM AND I CAUGHT YOU THE SECOND YOU OPENED YOUR MOUTH AFTER REPLACING IN.

LOLOLOLZ

[Fate]

YEAH OK WE BOTH KNEW JACK WAS SCUM.

AND HE DIDNT HAMMER HAYLEN.

AKA YOU FUCKIN SHOULD HAVE.

[Fate]

I SAID GUARANTEED TOWN WIN AND I FAILED YOU GUYS. THERE WERE MANY THINGS I COULD HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY (not voted Socrates, lynched Karma D3 over DGB, etc. etc.)

I NOW FORSAKE THE RIGHT TO WEAR THAT AVATAR. REST IN PIECE MY FRIEND.

[Fate]

I never said once I was voting you because of Karma. I was voting you based WHOLLY on your own play, so don't play that "you think you're a good player but you're not" card.

[Fate]

You posted a lot more than that before I voted you on page 74.

Looking back though I see RECK and Kunk were the first to vote you, so I take back any credit I claimed for your lynch, but I still voted you as scum so...

[Fate]

I can't believe you didn't give ME a gun.

Oh what I could have done with a gun...........

[Fate]

I'm nominating Fate for a title:
http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 2#p2402492

^BTW I DO FIND THIS TITLE APPROPRIATE AND FUNNY IF ANYONE WANTS TO HELP ME OUT

[Fate]

uh wha?

[Fate]

sry, SK kills? haha

(He's talking about how you still falsely believe my fakeclaim of Town Hacker. I didn't randomize any kills. lulz)