Square Enix Mafia I: Diabolus Erus (GAME OVER)

[MehPlusRawr]

At least I didn't kill Aeris. Heck, I didn't even help kill her. Come on, guys. Go lynch Sephiroth.

Please?

Unclaim

Claim: A Cute and Fuzzy Kitten

At day I can pretend to be helpful while I'm not. At night, I can go up to one person and cheer them up, causing them to be twice as active in one day.

WHY WOULD YOU LYNCH ME AT ALL? WHY?

I even have a picture for you!


Also, I forgot to claim the rest of my less cute abilities. I can investigate every player in one night, with my sneaky cat ninja skills. I can vig each scum on the same night, and my investigation sees through godfathers. NOTHING can fool A Cute and Fuzzy Kitten. My vig clawing skills can kill bulletproofs. If I get scumrolecop'd, I show up as a VT, and if I get scumtracked, I'm a ninja.

I also have intrinsic cuteness and 1337ness. Packaged with the cuteness comes Theme Song A. Packaged with the 1337ness comes Theme Song B and Theme Song C

I should've mentioned- I can roleblock every protown player except cops and vigs by going to each their houses and causing them to pet me and go back to sleep. I then turn them into nexuses by getting my gang of cats to guard houses and keep people away. Thus, all mafia and SK kills redirect onto themselves, cops always investigate scum, and vigs always kill scum.

There's also the unlimited dayvig part of me- flavor justified by the idea that I can stay up at night and day, scratching stuff with my cute but deadly claws.

The problem is, I need to send in these actions italicized and I don't know how to do that, so I haven't done any. I'm too much of a perfectionist to ask somebody- I won't even ask Google.

Did I mention I'm so cute nobody would shoot me so I'm bulletproof?

One last thing I forgot to mention- I can bring myself in from other parallel universes and replace the protown players in the game with it, so everybody has the same role as me.

Remember Iece's level of detail in his claim? REMEMBER IT? WHY DON'T YOU GUYS BELIEVE ME FOR THE SAME REASON?

One last last thing- I can self-revive 8 times.

This is the point where you guys unvote and lynch Glork, for attempting to strangle A Cute and Fuzzy Kitten.

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Vote Count:

MehPlusRawr: 3

(thatguy00, Chronopie, Devotress)

Glork: 1

(MehPlusRawr)

Not Voting:

AdumbroDeus
Antifinity
bill1148
dramonic
Glork
JPSalazar
KDub
wolframnhart

Lynch:

7 votes.

Deadline:

June 15th - 9:00 PM EST

[MehPlusRawr]

P.S.
The role's balanced by me being eaten by Kraken and roleblocked every night and day. Except for the first part, about pretending to be helpful at day. That's not roleblocked.

[Devotress]

Since MehPlusRawr advanced us into the next page with his cute fuzzy kitten just reminding people to make sure you can vote in a block.


he's at l4 and I'm at 6 on my doom counter. If the next 4 votes aren't close together he could still kill me.

[bill1148]

Right...

vote Meh

5

[MehPlusRawr]

Unvote, Vote: Devo

4

[Devotress]

Frown face.


So, now you saw what I was talking about with what bill just did.

Meh at L3. Doom counter at 4. Please wait to vote in a block.

[Devotress]

Actually at bill, why did you ignore what i'd been saying?

[AdumbroDeus]

Adumbro:
I don't have a problem with your original post yesterday about Prana's flavor. I have a problem with your post today complaining about people ignoring you. It doesn't really matter whether the lynch was rushed or whether we had gotten a full FoS count against Prana before lynching. The point is that your post today implies that you felt your comment about Prana's flavor had a chance of averting a mislynch yesterday (otherwise why would you "hate" that you were ignored?), which I do not think is true at all. Again, it looks like you are trying to get town credit after the fact, even though you wanted the lynch to go through "ASAP".

I could get behind a Meh lynch, but I want to think through the setup a bit more. A lot of different ideas are floating through my head, and I'd like to see some more discussion today first.

Mod: Prod wolf and thatguy please

I didn't expect to avert a mislynch, I was trying to use it as a point to illustrate why we should wait for a full FoS lynch before actually lynching somebody and the fact that we didn't get to fully explore Prana's claim was just one example. We're INCREDIBLY lucky that didn't end up worse then it did.


So credit? No. Cautionary tale, HELL ****ing YES!



Speaking of which... we're doing it again, thank God it's pretty obvious MPR is scum. However we still need to be cautious with the lynch cause MPR is trying to active the doom counter.


Full FoS lynch, then wait till everyone is on, then do it.

[AdumbroDeus]

unHoS

HoS: MehPlusRawr

[dramonic]

I'm on to lynch MPR!

[MehPlusRawr]

Unless 3 people can post in 5 seconds, Devo is dying. Sorry.

[Devotress]

Well I'm going offline for a bit, so this may be my last post depending on if people can get votes in without meh catching it sometime later. I probably won't bother with a bah post if I die so just going to say "Bah die bill" here and say good luck to the town.

[Glork]

Yeah, Bill that was rather idiotic of you and definitely gives you minus points.

I can't vote but I would suggest that the next few people to read the thread just post that you're around and see if we can't get three voters on at the same time. We can still save Devo if we are smart about it, and I like having confirmed townies around.

[AdumbroDeus]

unHoS

HoS: MehPlusRawr

Forgot the bold.

I'm on right now, I'll be refreshing the thread like once every 5 minutes for about an hour, got a vote for Meh on my clipboard, If I can get two others, I'm done, let's save devotress.

[AdumbroDeus]

Wait... damnit Glork.


I'll explain what made me say that during twilight or at the inn.

[AdumbroDeus]

*Confirming I'm still on, same pattern, could I please get two other people?

[thatguy00]

Unvote, Vote: Devo

4

God damn, that is like damn near the scummiest thing I've ever seen.

[MehPlusRawr]

Unvote, Vote: Devo

4

God damn, that is like damn near the

kittenest

thing I've ever seen.

Fixed.

[thatguy00]

god damnit meh, i'm mad at you but you're cracking me up. So I'll just make this as painless as possible

[AdumbroDeus]

That's 2, how long can you stay on thatguy?

[thatguy00]

I'm on right now. I apologize I don't always have the time to be on this site, as it usually fills my head with confuzzles trying to get caught up and whatnot.

I try to do what I can, meh. What can I say? If the least I can do is cc and call meh on his bullshit, then I've atleast done something worthwhile.

[MehPlusRawr]

Dayclaw: Mega Man
Pick up item: Mega Man's Blaster Cannon
Kill boss: Whoever that was

New power acquired!

I can... Throw a magnet at someone, causing them to trip, stub their toe, and be too grumpy to act for the next two nights!

Oh, I figured out how to use italics.

[thatguy00]

Dayclaw: Mega Man
Pick up item: Mega Man's Blaster Cannon
Kill boss: Whoever that was

.

Thats magnetman you impotent fool!

[MehPlusRawr]

Also, I forgot to claim the rest of my less cute abilities. I can investigate every player in one night, with my sneaky cat ninja skills. I can vig each scum on the same night, and my investigation sees through godfathers. NOTHING can fool A Cute and Fuzzy Kitten. My vig clawing skills can kill bulletproofs. If I get scumrolecop'd, I show up as a VT, and if I get scumtracked, I'm a ninja.

I also have intrinsic cuteness and 1337ness. Packaged with the cuteness comes Theme Song A. Packaged with the 1337ness comes Theme Song B and Theme Song C

I should've mentioned- I can roleblock every protown player except cops and vigs by going to each their houses and causing them to pet me and go back to sleep. I then turn them into nexuses by getting my gang of cats to guard houses and keep people away. Thus, all mafia and SK kills redirect onto themselves, cops always investigate scum, and vigs always kill scum.

There's also the unlimited dayvig part of me- flavor justified by the idea that I can stay up at night and day, scratching stuff with my cute but deadly claws.

The problem is, I need to send in these actions italicized and I don't know how to do that, so I haven't done any. I'm too much of a perfectionist to ask somebody- I won't even ask Google.

Did I mention I'm so cute nobody would shoot me so I'm bulletproof?

One last thing I forgot to mention- I can bring myself in from other parallel universes and replace the protown players in the game with it, so everybody has the same role as me.

Remember Iece's level of detail in his claim? REMEMBER IT? WHY DON'T YOU GUYS BELIEVE ME FOR THE SAME REASON?

One last last thing- I can self-revive 8 times.

Impotent? Hmm.

[thatguy00]

There needs to be a wiki... "The Kitten Defense".