970 Grimm'S PR Madness- OVER

[StrangerCoug]

I confirm and will

vote Zang.

His posts need some more twang.

[StrangerCoug]

I am required, my friend, to post in rhyme.
For something better, I didn't devote the time.
So why are you worried about my vote?
Your actions are not rocking my boat.

[StrangerCoug]

So we're quarreling over nonsense? I see,
But a dictionary will certainly tell thee.

[StrangerCoug]

This certainly will not do.
I've no clue what to tell you.
It's a random vote; nothing less, nothing more.
Is that insufficient to settle the score?

[StrangerCoug]

In your post, Deer, I count four.
So you're allowed to do more?

[StrangerCoug]

I don't think the mod used my restrictions.
It's worse than seeing crucifixions.
But I think esu's and Zang's are close.
A chill pill? I'll take a dose.

Some posts in Spanish I wanted to see,
because a refresher would give me glee.
"All hail Grimmy!" with an unvote or a vote
Was the other that didn't cross the moat.

But oh, well. This should be a funny game.
This from StrangerCoug—that's my name.

[StrangerCoug]

You like actresses, don't you?
Please tell me; is it true?

[StrangerCoug]

Post #84 makes little sense,
But translators are so dense.
But I realize that's the way it is,
Because Grimmy did say it is.

[StrangerCoug]

Something just seems quite wrong.
The RVS is getting long!

[StrangerCoug]

Iecerint, I indeed was voting,
But I felt like I was floating.
However, a couple things
Made me feel some stings.

Firstly, DocPotter. His brain is not here.
He thinks scum has a restriction fear.
But we all have restrictions. Nothing can be done.

Unvote; vote DocPotter.

What do you say, son?

Zazie, think unstressed, then stressed.
Multiply by five, and you'll be blessed.
Iambic pentameter, that's what's you'll use,
And done right, it certainly will amuse.
Or is your problem elsewhere, you say?
I know little of the language of the day.

[StrangerCoug]

Mod: Since you're kind of my mother,
Have I been allowed to quote another?

Locke Lamora, good sir, I play hardball. You see,
Scum with no PR's makes no sense to me.
The Doc made this suggestion, weak,
So answers to this are what I seek.

Zaz, I gave mine already. The first
Was to post in Spanish, my thirst.
The second restriction was, straight from my boat,
To post "All hail Grimmy!" when you unvote or vote.

[StrangerCoug]

Does anyone want to present an actual case against me, because so far there seems to be nothing but wagoning off of the RVS.

You can repair this mental scar:
Why should the scum lack a PR?
Is what you have inside information?
Do you deserve a defenestration?

[StrangerCoug]

hey locke i can scumhunt, no rezon 2 yet. everything is about pr and rvs rite now.

With this post, I miss.
What motive is this?
If you can scumhunt, then you should.
Certainly a vanilla townie would.

I've had enough of it.

Unvote: Doc; vote: Pitt.

Shame on you for being lazy!
Have you gone completely crazy?

[StrangerCoug]

They no longer wish to be restricted, and so they will try to eliminate those who are against this plan.

To me this sounds like the scum can avoid, or intend to avoid their PR's. For histroy, look at a previous game by Strangercoug (Nekomata?) where at least one member of the scum faked a PR.

Tell the truth, DocPotter, you do
About StrangerCoug's Worst Nightmare II.
Only one scum faked a restriction deal,
And I later made the restriction real.
I was a bastard that time, you see,
And I think Grimmy may also be.
But time will tell: Does he screw with us?
Thinking will certainly be a plus.
I rest my case on you, DocPotter.
Now time to go to one that's hotter.

[StrangerCoug]

unvote, vote: Pitt

While I think Pittbunny deserves the lynch,
Can you give your input, if only in a pinch?

Pittbunny, The Locke has another question for you, and that question is this: do you think esurio's reasons were better than Deer's?

esurio gave a worthless reason, at least deer just did a silent vote. i find da first a worse case than da second.

and yes, da doublevoter can hammer me rite now. dey won't, cuz dat's stupid. day 1 hasn't had much happen, and lynching me now is wasting good d1 time. i'm not claiming.

You are not going to claim!?
Is it the town you want to maim?

[StrangerCoug]

The claim is weird, but for me it's late.
My thoughts on this will have to wait.

[StrangerCoug]

A claim comment I did say I'd make.
The hypnotist claim just seems so fake.
Not a true redirector, I realize that,
But to pick to whom worries this cat.

[StrangerCoug]

The bounty hunter, so fresh, so new!
I haven't seen this before. Have you?
There also seems to be something for me.
Oh, great players, a recap let there be.

[StrangerCoug]

There also seems to be something for me.

What do you mean by this? Or is it just for the rhyme?

I think there are questions for me outstanding,
and I feel my sanity is disbanding.
So I wanted a repost; I was too lazy to check.
But ah, I have the time. What the heck.
Also, I don't have to write four lines at a time.
My only requirement is that I must rhyme.

[StrangerCoug]

@StrangerC:

Reason going after DPotter, nothing against Iecy.

This appears to be something I forgot.
Should I be concerned, or is my head hot?

[StrangerCoug]

@StrangerC
StrangerC talking about responding? ZazieR prefers StrangerC responding.

It appears Iecerint got no mention,
As should have been convention.
But DocPotter, my friend, is now someone that I believe,
So Iecerint, though never on my hook, I will relieve.

[StrangerCoug]

I must reread Deer and Pom
While thinking about my mom.

[StrangerCoug]

With Deer or Pom, a coin I could flip,
So casting a vote here I will skip.
While Deer's effort needs to go up,
I want less to clear Pom than break a cup.
So I will let this play out.
I don't think I need to pout.

[StrangerCoug]

Mod: I'd much rather go out and dine
Than have a bit of trouble getting online,
But sadly, the latter is the truth.
I hope it's fixed soon, forsooth.

[StrangerCoug]

I'm still worried about them both.
"Lynch! Lynch! Lynch!" the mob quoth.
But sadly, today only one can go.
Which one, I just do not know.

On the one hand, the miller claim from Deer
Makes me wish I could drink some beer.
But Pom, isn't alignment integral to role?
Somebody needs to save my soul.

[StrangerCoug]

Yes, my friend, please consult the mod.
He's the closest thing there is to God.

[StrangerCoug]

Deer, your understanding is certainly not right.
If I said you were just a miller, I'd lose this fight.
But the miller aspect throws a wrench in the works.
The arousing suspicion does not have its perks.
On the first day, why did you not claim miller?
You didn't have to say thief then, for Sam Hiller.

But then again, Deer, have you played with a bastard mod,
therefore making it not worth it to get all my hair in a wad?
I'm not saying this is that game, oh no,
But I currently know nowhere else to go.

[StrangerCoug]

Iecerint, good sir, is the search feature still broken?
If Deer's no Wiki, then your post's not worth a token.

[StrangerCoug]

Hey, esurio, happy birthday!
Here's a cake coming your way!

I must sadly admit that with Locke I agree.
Since Deer lacks experience, this I can see.
So I see the problem being with Pom.
What's taking so long talking to Mom?

Vote: Pomegranate

[StrangerCoug]

@StrangerC
Reason either Pome, Animal being evil player?

They both have dubious claims, you see.
Pom's role doesn't seem right to me.
And how about we kill two birds with one stone?
Yes, it's too powerful if all alignments are known.
Deer waited to claim the aspect of miller,
But unfamiliarity is not a filler.

[StrangerCoug]

U/^ U/SC's U/post U/makes U/no U/sense. U/Pom U/can't U/be U/lying U/about U/her U/role U/unless U/Deer U/is U/scum U/with U/her.

How, may I ask, is the possibility rendered naught,
so I should not continue to be fighting what I fought?

[StrangerCoug]

What's strange

about the

miller claim?

It should be made right off the bat.
It is not true that you did that.

[StrangerCoug]

Shattered Viewpoint made his point best,
And I say Pomegranate shall go west.

[StrangerCoug]

The two restrictions I sent did not get used,
But it's better for Spanish not to be abused.
So that's confirmation Grimmy used his own,
Though which ones he did are to me unknown.

[StrangerCoug]

Oh, please, Grimmy, spare me the pain!
Don't leave the prince of B-mods in the rain!

Nothing else new to report before the rope.
That we certainly have scum is what I hope.

[StrangerCoug]

The answer's that it's Pomegranate of which I speak,
and whose lynch I don't want to take another week.

[StrangerCoug]

You did not offend me, you just scared me.
That's the simple explanation of what dared me
To say what I did. And I think for the first time,
A sentence now spans past a couplet in the rhyme.

[StrangerCoug]

DocPotter and StrangerCoug are tied for first- why them? DP is murking like crazy and has not scumhunted all game, and SC hasn't been doing much lately IMO... next up, tying for second place, are...?

May I ask what else is there to do?
My top suspects are Deer and you.
Iecerint and Shattered Viewpoint are town,
And I see how DocPotter's going down.
But DocPotter, from my knowledge, dropped off,
So to that suspicion I give only a scoff.
As for the other people, what are my reads?
Neutral or none, per their respective deeds.

[StrangerCoug]

That, Pomegranate, is right,
Given what comes into light.

[StrangerCoug]

Why must one of us be scum? Why would Deer not be town? Or me, for that matter?

See number three seventy-nine
For the explanations of mine.
Though you could easily both be town,
Now that is not how my reads go down.

[StrangerCoug]

Shattered Viewpoint's coming off as a bit trigger-happy in #465 is of note to me, but I don't know how reliable the tell is. I've been known to be like that as scum.

[StrangerCoug]

I'll try to make a post later today.
Right now I'm trying to find my way.
My watched topics didn't carry over!
Why dost thou betray me, Rover?

[StrangerCoug]

A good point ZazieR does make.
Is Iecerint also a fake?

[StrangerCoug]

Maybe the sexiness is the first thing you should type?
In Grimmy's world, I think that'll be all the hype.

[StrangerCoug]

Damn it, that needs a quote box.
It's to esu. On myself a pox!

[StrangerCoug]

What is taking the lynch such a long time?
The patience I have left is not worth a dime.

[StrangerCoug]

I think that's overkill now...