Scumstorm 2011: Fabio's Revenge (August 25-29, 2011)

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I can do pretty much any weekend, since I live so close to Ythill anyway.

Maybe a better way to do this is to ask which weekends you guys can't come, and then trying to find a weekend that makes the most "can appear" lists.

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Holy crap! I thought IS was relegated to the mists of antiquity!

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Portland is also nicknamed "Little Beirut", so maybe Dissidents Mafia Meetup? Come and get bombed? There's gotta be something in there...

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It's Stumptown because we were founded as a logging town, so the countryside was covered in treestumps.

We're also called Bridgetown, because of the many bridges over the Willamete.

Little Beirut comes from the riots we threw when Bush Sr. attempted to campaign here.

Rip City comes from the Trailblazers.

P-Town comes from the modern laziness of people thinking that "first initial"+town is clever. Same infectious thinking that leads to nicknames like A-Rod or Brangelina.

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Well, August is usually very sunny, so if shaft.ed comes, we could call it "Sunshine on our Shaft."

I'm so clever.

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I'll always share my shaft with you, baby.

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To be fair, you started, by taking my pun about the sushine shining on shaft.ed and turning it into something dirty.

There's got be something we can do with Mafia and the fact we've got a lot of bridges. "Don't forget your cement shoes"? Meh. There's got to be something in there.

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Shouldn't be too big a deal; the more the merrier (especially since it's on Ythill's dime). And being 20 shouldn't be that big a deal, either, since he's above the age of majority for everything except alcohol.

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I'm not sure what people are up to, but a large group meal somewhere is hard to object to. I imagine we could wreck a Burger King, if we put our mind to it .

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If we are going out as a group, I'm vetoing fast food.

Well, Arby's takes forever, if you like to wait for your food.

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Do they have Burgerville's where you come from, al?

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To be honest, I haven't eaten at Burgerville ever since the Tillamook Cheeseburger started tasting like shoe leather. But they make an awesome milkshake.

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I love Burgerville shakes! How dare you impune their deliciousness!

I'm not much of a hiker since my knee injuries, though.

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We're not over Ythill until we hit 40.

I support this one to be the official name.

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I've never been to Voodoo Doughnuts. Could be a good breakfast options.

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Scumpocolypse 2010: Death Takes A Holiday- Omega Portland Scum Meet At Ythill's Place.

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Possibly Omega Really Terrific Lavishly Awesome Neato Day

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Stumped by the Port!

Nah, doesn't rhyme.

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Possibly Omega Really Terrific Lavishly Awesome Neato Day

I agree with this name.

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Well, they make an awesome milkshake. Years ago, they used to make an awesome burger, but that's fallen by the wayside.

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Possibly Omega Really Terrific Lavishly Awesome Neato Day

I agree with this name.

This man is genius for naming things.

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Ythill's Big Meet

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If we're going to go out to a restaurant, and don't want to go to a fast food joint, then we should probably decide where we're going and how much we're willing to spend in advance. Are we looking at a wafflehouse or a steakhouse? Because if this is something I'll have to save up for, I'd like to know in advance.

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If I am thrown from a raft into rapids, we'll have a reason to call Scumstorm 2011 Fabio's Revenge. We could tone it down a bit and play as a drinking game, but Sudo will need a pinch-drinker.

Mainly, I'm just bumping this because I'm spamming GD and would feel bad not posting here.

Pinch-drinker? Way to call out my one and only weakness in front of everyone, Ythill. Really fucking

classy

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I've got some movies I could bring, if we're doing that. Cave Dwellers; Angel's Revenge; Manos: The Hands of Fate; Santa Conquers the Martians; some other stuff, too, that I don't remember off the top of my head. I'd be more than happy to share, if anyone's interested.

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To all: look on boardgamegeek.com for me, dolus. See if there are games you want me to bring. I will try to list some later.

Betrayal at House on the Hill, Carcassone, and Dominion are all winners in my book.

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Location: In your room, breathing down your neck

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Location: In your room, breathing down your neck

ALL THE BETTER TO KILL YOU WITH, MY DEAR.

Better hope not. My ghost will follow you around forever, and I'll call you "aniperv", and it'll really hurt your feelings. So there.

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I'm pretty sure kyle99 lives in Spokane...

Never heard of the place? Click here.

Is that a joke? Spokane is a city in Washington State, that has little to do with that Canadian beer.

Stop feeding the trolls, HH.

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Also, can I get a ride? I only live 20 minutes away, and my car is working just fine, but I was feeling left out because everyone else was having problems.

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Don't want to offend, Andrius, but it sounds like a bad sitcom plot.

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You forgot the quote fingers.

(Sudo, any updates about the chairs?)

Yeah, they changed the locks, and I can't get in there anymore. Will see if I can work something else out to get to them.

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I rest easy, knowing that none of you know my real name. Ythill thinks he does, but he didn't even notice that I was wearing the face of some guy I left in a ditch as a mask, so I'm not worried about him testifying really. Especially since I know where he sleeps at night, and have a very good recipe for long pig.

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Join me, ReaperCharlie. Join me, and we can rule the Scumstorm as father and son!

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That's the part that draws comment? Not the part where I implied I would cook and eat you? Not the part where I admitted to killing drifters for fun? Not the part where I hire migrant workers to choke me while I masterbate? Just the part where I know where you sleep? Odd.

Anyway, the chairs looks like it's a no-go; apparantly, they got sold at the estate sale, so they're gone. I know a church we could break into, if we're really desperate for chairs. If we time it right, we can snare the potluck, too.

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How will prayer break a window?

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Also, got anything more interesting than a first person shooter? I mean, talk about generic. There's got to be a sidescrolling beat-em-up available for next gen somewhere.

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There's a Wii in the guest suite, and it appears to have Guitar Hero or something similar available already; I'm sure we can rent a copy of Super Smash Bros. if nobody has one to bring.

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I also have a Wii at my house, though the batteries in the remote are dead, and I haven't bothered to replace them. Plus, Ythill doesn't have a TV.

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If you like, I can teach people to play Euchre. I love Euchre.

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I've been called a motherfucker many a time playing Euchre. Kinda hurts my feelings, actually.

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SP? I don't know who that is, but I'd be happy to hang out with Brandi.

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Oh. Then I guess I'll stay out of it, then, since it seems the party is full without me.

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And I can teach you how to hold up a convenience store, if cash is the issue.

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Sudo's thread is misplaced.

Which one, exactly? The one that indicates I may attempt drinking heavily at Scumstorm, or the one that indicates that I may attempt to blow Ythill?

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or the one that indicates that I may attempt to blow Ythill?

That thread isn't

yours

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It is now. I have taken the thread over, by virtue of my amazing countenance. Guys, Part 2 exists to service me; and all other threads will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

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Well, Xine could easily fulfill the weekend's naked girl quota all by herself, should she desire to.

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I'm just saying. 72 hours of naked Xine ought to be enough naked girl for anyone. Of course, I keep forgetting your particular brand of sexual deviancy requires you to fuck somebody every 24 hours, lest your testicles explode, I imagine.

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It's a nice thought, though.

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Zorb will be here in about 25 hours! This is going to be so much fun!

I could be there in 20 minutes, but I guess me visiting just isn't much fun...

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I'm still trying to figure out my schedule; technically, I'm supposed to work a double shift tomorrow, one in the morning and one in the evening. I'm hoping to trade at least the evening one, though I'll probably still get stuck working two straight shifts then. Hopefully, I'll manage to work it to get off on time. Now that I'm trying to get into drinking, I wouldn't want to miss a guided tour, would I?

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I don't claim that drinking will ever be a good experience, or that I'll ever enjoy it like others seem to, but I figure it couldn't hurt to try it a few times. I can always go back to not drinking. And assuming that my shifts work out like I hope they will, I should be able to get to your place before 4, which is the time Scotty (that's right, I said it!) said you guys'd be getting ready to head over, so yeah.

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The sacrifices IS and I will have to make for the sake of our art...

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I was talking about picking up some strippers, but if you want to get drunk and see what happens...

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I want to stress that there are absolutely no embarrasing pictures of me from this meet, and any that IS or anyone else claims to possess is a vicious lie.

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I cannot stress enough just how much these pictures do not exist.

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I thought we had something special, Stranger. But nevermind, just fuck her in front of me, why don't you?

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Nah. You guys forget, it was my pants that Miyu was trying to get in to.

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Sorry, the only pic from the meet I have personally was from when Sunshine flashed her tits, and I can't post that on the boards. Troll and IS have the rest of the pics.

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Haven't you been paying attention across threads?

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I can give you a private show, if you like.

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Playing dumb won't help you scum! HackerHuck is clearly stated to be dead, and we lynch all liars in this town. VOTE: Miyu

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I'm pretty sure Miyu intended to suck.

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How are we supposed to know? You're the serial killer here.

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You've got some pics of things that need to remain forever unposted, I think. Pics of me, for instance.

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Hey, Brandi, now that you've got your computer up, I believe you have a promise to keep.

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I think you were spreading your creepiness too evenly over all present, so Brandi didn't feel it quite so intensely.

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Don't worry, KittyMo. We'd have been creepy to you, too.

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IS, Ythill, Sudo, AND Brandi indeed.

Xine, Miyu and Troll were also there, but they can kiss Flay's ass, apparantly.

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Well, let's look at it logically.

The guys who showed up were me, Huck, Socio, IS, Troll and Teo. I'm guessing it's not Teo, because she's had plenty of time to act on that. Probably not me; as much as the idea would please me, she's had time to act on that, too. That leaves Huck, Socio, IS, and Troll. Which I guess doesn't really narrow it down. Huck would be interesting; he's kinda cute, but he's married with a kid, and I doubt he's polyamorous, and I know Xine would respect that. Socio is likewise committed, though I know fewer of the details between him and Brandi. That leaves IS and Troll. They've both got a sense of humor (in different ways) that I'm sure Xine would appreciate; Troll was great with Obi, while IS seems like he'd be more adventurous.

Hmph. Now this is really bugging me.

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Admittedly, this is true. The mere fact of being in a relationship is very weak evidence, but it's not as though I have much evidence to go on. The only solid facts that I have are that you said it was a guy, and that he came over during Scumstorm. I suppose if it's me, then Xine already has my cell number, and she knows where I live, so there's that. I can't help her if it's someone else, though, not that I'd be any less curious. I still doubt it's me, though, just because she's known me for two months, and I don't figure Xine for the shy type. Not with guys, anyway.

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Seriously, though. Who is Xine crushing on? Because now that dram and reck are already together, I need another couple to take my mind off the gay. I mean, just look at the trouble I've gotten to already by thinking about the gay.

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Meh. I'm using couple in the sense of fucking, Xine.

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I've seen her flash her tits; formality at this point seems unnecessary.

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I'd like to think I can be intimate and informal and casual, instead of having to be distant and cold.

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I never intended to be rude; Xine knows that we all love her- I don't think it's possible to meet Xine and not like her. But, I'm really curious for reasons that escape me.

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Ah, yes, Randall. I didn't actually see much of him, though. Damn, another possible culprit.

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Also, while I'm thinking about it, did you ever locate your phone? It bugged me that we never found it that weekend.

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So, why so shy about revealing your new crush? I promise only to tease you a little bit. And then some more later.

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Shouldn't you be able to see tits whenever you want?

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I know, but she has unlimited access to at least one pair, which seems like it should go some way towards filling the gap, as it were.

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you need a membership to hippiegoddess.com.

Finally found em. Was looking for "Xine" instead of "Sunshine", for some reason.

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I forgot about Sudo's mom! Yea, she was hawt.

Dude, not cool.

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Speaking of which, any news on the cars being towed?

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Not necessarily, but hope springs eternal.

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Seriously. I'm thinking of buying Dominion, and if you guys have a gaming party for your new house, it'd give me an excuse to do so.

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Really? And which person from the meet is it that you'd especially like to have your arm twisted by? Don't dwell on the grammar of that sentence.

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Meh. So long as the important parts are still warm, you can make a go of it. Stop being so picky.

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Awesome. We'll have to party there some time.

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I can

probably

make it, but I can't make any guarantees, unfortunately.

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Well, since you've done such a nice job of selling it...

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You say it's not as crappy as my job, which is interesting, though I wonder if we evaluate crappiness in the same way. I don't doubt that it's crappy, of course, but it's the specific manner in which it is crappy that I'm curious about.

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I'm not sure I want to work for you anymore, Ythill.

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You used to be a cool dude with a hot wife. Now, well, now I'm just not sure what to believe.

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Is she? I haven't seen her in a while, so I have no way of verifying that she has retained her hotness over the intervening time period, from a philosophical viewpoint.

I do know that she will remain exactly as naked in these pics I found, though.

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Game stores, mostly. Online, sometimes. Barnes & Noble carries some games, and educational stores will carry some, too.

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I suggest we call it Scumstorm II: The Wrath of Stumptown

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So Sudo now officially owns Dominion. So there's that, if we ever get together to game.

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Can I attend next year?

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Is that a fat joke?

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Man, you fuck four or five corpses, and you're branded for life...

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Ironically, I started fucking corpses to get people to stop calling me Goat-Fucker. Now I've got to find something even crazier to fuck to get rid of the new nickname.

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I thought about having sex with legendary creatures from Nordic folklore, but where would I find such a mythological creature, anyway?

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I vote for stripping Brandi by force, if necessary.

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They can't all be winners. I swear, if you read it in the tone of voice I read it, it's at least non-offensive.

That said, I apologize if Brandi is offended.

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I always knew it would come to this. Ever since he left me by the lava at Mustafar, I've known it would be my destiny to fight Obi-Wan once more.

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Search your feelings, Fabio, you know it to be true.

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Always good to see the number of games among the Scumstormers increase.

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She came from South Carolina, and stayed here; I think IS came from Florida, and went back home.

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Brandi came from

North

Carolina.

I was merely trying to give here credit for coming from the superior Carolina, but you had to drag her name through the mud.

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How much would it cost to set up a Xine/Brandi mud wrestling match? As a ballpark estimate?

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West Coast Scumbags? Pfft.

Scumstorm Trooper 4 Life, yo!

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Oh, fantastic. Next time I come over, I plan on packing.

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Or just fly to PDX, and I can take him home after work.

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If Xine is opposed to names that remind her of war, we can go the complete opposite, and in deference to our hosts, call ourselves the Dirty Rotten Hippies.

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Hey! We're not rotten!

Don't tell me that. I've seen your teeth, Mister.

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All of which be Troll's way of saying that we should totally call ourselves the Scumosaurs. Troll gets dibs on the Trollceretops!

Sudosaurus Rex!

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If Oman comes, we should take him to a strip club.

Hopefully on amateur night.

Hopefully when Xine decides to dance.

In fact, forget Oman, let's do that immediately!

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I'll be "up" for that.

FTFY

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I assure you, I'll still have the cards when you get here, then.

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If you flirt with me enough, I might even start a game of it in Mish Mash.

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That hasn't been my experience with it, though I'm told they did fix the balance for 2e, which is what I have.

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December 18th, I believe.

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I suppose it depends on what you're using that as a euphamism for.

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That's significantly less fun, then.

Also, I have my doubts that your place is large enough to comfortably contain a full cord of wood.

Also, I told your wife I have some firewood you can have, if you're willing to dry it out, but I guess that's no issue anymore.

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coming through KY and wants to swing

What sort of meetup do you think this is?

Please, dude, you're in too deep to claim innocence at this point.

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NS can hold our coats!

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I've eaten a lot of rhubarb. My grandmother used to make an amazing Strawberry-Rhubarb pie for every family gathering.

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I miss you guys. I need to make it back. I think we can do even crazier shit next time too. Like we can get Sudo to pee out of a moving car.

I STRESS THAT THIS COMMENT IS IN NO WAY BASED ON A REAL INCIDENT!

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What time should I show up?

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You should teach him to pee into a bottle. While driving. On a closed course, where he can't kill anyone.

I am not going to tell my relevant story about this...

Well, now you kinda have to.

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Then do it, cowboy.

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That was uncalled for. I'm just saying, I've got no money to attend Goofbash, but I'm still looking for cheap ways to get there. There's no reason you can't do the same.

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Yeah, but will they make waffles?

hehehehehehe

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I'm sure we can make arrangements for a special early visit, if you can get up here beforehand. I mean, we did it for Troll, and we're planning on doing it for Oman, right?

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I guess I can make the trip. Don't know that I want to drive all that way, though...

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We could try something like the Grange, but we couldn't crash there, so it could be weird.

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HOLY SHIT!

He's alive!

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Sudo also plans on drinking more, now that he's got a tolerance.

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Baby, I don't need to be drunk. I'd put out for the troll any time.

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So, I have to work Thursday and Friday, and may not get free until the weekend. I'll drop by if I can, but don't wait up for me.

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I'm sure if you let us know where/when to pick you up, somebody can come out to give you a ride.

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To be fair, Ythill, you do look like a junkie.

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I just hope that by next year you forget about that game of War on Terror, IS <_<;

There shall never be BrandiLand in existance as long as I live. You need learn to not get in between Fate and IS when we are trying to fuck each other.

You two should just have sex - then your styles wouldn't clash so much during mafia.

You just want them to take their pants off. We're onto you, Miyu. Can't hide it now.

I knew it! I thought we had something special, Miyu, but you were seeing other men behind my back this whole time!

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Yeah, you guys should be more normal and well-adjusted, like me.