Go Play in Traffic! (Game over!)

[StrangerCoug]

Most people in the developed world use some sort of vehicle every day. After all, you can only get so far so fast on foot. Many people use cars. Some people use bikes. Some people don't drive, and someone else drives them instead—the bus driver, for example.

Welcome to Streetopolis, an urban city bustling with transportation users. It has some of the lowest commute times in the country. Accidents happen, but in Streetopolis they're less frequent than in other cities. Most people in town have hybrids now, and the public transportation system is the city's largest source of income.

This traffic utopia has become less of one, though. Some people have decided to break every traffic law on the books. They drive well over the speed limit; they cut people off about every minute and a half; they even run people over. The residents of Streetopolis fear for their lives.

Will the traffic network ever be safe again?

Spoiler: ALIVE (1/16)

Twomz, who was a

Bugatti Veyron, a Mafia goon

, has survived the endgame.

Spoiler: DEAD (15/16)

Starbuck, who was a

Yugo GVX, a Mafia roleblocker

, has been lynched on Day 1.
Shattered Viewpoint, who was a

traffic light, a vanilla townie

, has been punctured on Night 1.
yabbaguy, who was a

street light, a vanilla townie

, has been run over on Night 1.
Pittbunny, who was a

speed limit sign, a vanilla townie

, has been lynched on Day 2.
animorpherv1, who was a

Porsche 911, a Mafia goon

, has been punctured on Night 2.
Leafsnail, who was a

pedestrian crossing sign, a vanilla townie

, has been run over on Night 2.
Chronopie, who was a

Dodge Viper, a Mafia goon

, has been driven to suicide on Day 3.
FakeGod, who was a

speed bump, a vanilla townie

, has been punctured on Night 3.
Toogeloo, who was a

street name sign, a vanilla townie

, has been run over on Night 3.
Lowell, who was a

school zone sign, a vanilla townie

, has been lynched on Day 4.
kunkstar7, who replaced danakillsu, who was a

billboard, a vanilla townie

, has been run over on Night 4.
Riceballtail, who was a

drainage ditch, a vanilla townie

, has been punctured on Night 4.
JacobSavage, who was a

spike strip, a vigilante

, has been run over on Night 5.
CryMeARiver, who replaced Fate, who was a

red light camera, a cop

, has been lynched on Day 6.
Andrius, who replaced Seraphim, who replaced SensFan, who was a

roundabout, a vanilla townie

, has been run over in the endgame.

VOTE COUNT

CryMeARiver (2): Twomz, Andrius

Not voting (1): CryMeARiver

With

3

players alive, it takes

2

players to lynch.

IMPORTANT LINKS

Rules. Yes, they're important.
Day 1 start | Day 1 end
Day 2 start | Day 2 end
Day 3 start | Day 3 end
Day 4 start | Day 4 end
Day 5 start | Day 5 end
Day 6 start | Day 6 end/Endgame

CURRENT STATUS

Game over

[StrangerCoug]

RULES

1. This is a closed setup, which means the only roles you will know in advance are your own and that of any other player I mention in your role PM. All other role information is secret, including how many players with a certain role exist and even if the role exists in the first place. Yes, a game with absolutely no vanilla townies is possible. It's been done before.
   
   
2. To vote for a player, bold the word "vote" followed by said player's name, e.g.
   Vote: StrangerCoug
   . As long as I can tell to whom you are referring, spelling does not count and I will accept abbreviated or otherwise shortened forms of the name of the vote's recipient. If you change your mind about whom you want lynched, you must bold an unvote, preferably in the format
   Unvote: StrangerCoug
   . You may also
   Vote: No Lynch
   , unvoted the same way as before.
   
   
3. A majority of votes is required for a lynch, even at deadline. Once a lynch has been decided, it is final and further votes and unvotes do not count for the current day. If deadline is reached with no player having enough votes for a lynch, the day ends in an automatic No Lynch.
   
   
4. Once you die, I'll allow one "bah" post that doesn't contain any game-related content if you wish to make it, but you must thereafter stop posting in the game. Said "bah" post is the only post a dead player may make during twilight. Living players may continue to talk during twilight as long as they follow all of the rules.
   
   
5. You are not forced to like each other, but the fact that you badly want so and so offed does not give you the right to insult him or her. Please keep your hatred of people or groups thereof to yourself. Profanity is not in and of itself banned, but if it gets out of hand, it falls under this rule.
   
   
6. Do not hide text or otherwise hinder its readability by using spoiler tags, invisible or encrypyed text, etc. You may, however, post in any color that can be easily read against the forum background other than
   purple
   . (I know it sounds arbitrary to forbid a specific color, but I'm saving my favorite color for mod use since I am the mod )
   
   
7. Impersonating the moderator is prohibited.
   
   
8. Unless you're the moderator (that's me, obviously), co-moderator (that's nobody), or backup moderator (that's Vi) of this game, please do not delete or edit any posts in this thread.
   
   
9. You are not allowed to discuss this game outside of the thread unless I tell you otherwise, nor are you allowed to discuss other ongoing games in this thread.
   
   
10. Do not quote or pretend to quote any private communication, either from me or from anyone else you are allowed to talk with at night. This includes your role PM. You are allowed to paraphrase, but you are not allowed to plagiarize. If in doubt as to your paraphrase's legality, PM me with the wording you want to use.
    
    
11. Claiming to be scum with someone else is prohibited.
    
    
12. I will issue a prod to any player that does not post for 72 hours without notifying me of his or her absence. (I'm sorry, but I do not check the V/LA thread.) If you are prodded, you will have 48 hours from the time of submission to post in thread. Failure to do so may result in replacement. Keep in mind that I have the board time down to the second. I will only prod the same player twice—after that, he or she must post every 72 hours to ensure that he or she remains in the game.
    
    
13. The fastest and preferred way to get ahold of me is by PM'ing me, but you may also communicate to me in thread if it is day or twilight and you are still alive. To do so, bold "Mod:" followed by what you want to tell me, as in
    Mod: Please prod StrangerCoug
    or
    Mod: StrangerCoug should have five votes, not four.
    Please use your judgment call in whether or not what you want to tell me should be public knowledge before talking to me in the thread. In additon, I will not entertain questions regarding possible night actions, nor will I answer questions about a person's role unless you happen to be the person in question and you ask me privately.
    
    
14. Rule violations will be dealt with case by case based on severity. This can be a warning (of which I will only give two per player), ejection from the game, or even a modkill. Modkills are not a fun experience for anybody—the players affected automatically lose, I do it in the manner that I consider most harmful to your faction, and I die on the inside every time I have to do it.
    PLEASE
    save all of us the pain and be on your best, rule-abiding behavior.
    
    
15. I am not God. If I make any mistakes whatsoever, please let me know.
    
    
16. All rules are subject to change. In my previously modded games, things have come up that I didn't think about, and both my own and other's actions in those games have helped shape and modify these rules. It may happen again here.
    
    
17. The most important rule of all, saved for last for what I think is a very good reason:
    HAVE FUN!
    Enjoy! And good luck!

StrangerCoug, you are an

on-ramp, a a vanilla townie

. Your job is to let cars onto the highway and get to work as quickly as safely possible, but the speed demons in Streetopolis use you to get on the highway and trample people as quickly as unsafely possible, and that's just plain wrong!

You have no gun, no badge, no first-aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—street smarts, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to restore order to the transportation network!

You win when all threats to Streetopolis have been eliminated from the game.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here and you are playing a day start.

[StrangerCoug]

Everybody's role is out. You have 72 hours from now to confirm.

[StrangerCoug]

danakillsu is believed to be V/LA, so will not immediately be replaced. I'll allow him another 24 hours and open the thread in the meantime.

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

votes to lynch.

Ready... set...

GO!

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

animopherv1 (2): SensFan, Pittbunny
FakeGod (1): Ricebaltail
Fate (1): Toogeloo, Pittbunny
SensFan (3): FakeGod, animorpherv1, Chronopie
Starbuck (1): Leafsnail
Not voting (8): danakillsu, Fate, JacobSavage, Lowell, Shattered Viewpoint, Starbuck, Twomz, yabbaguy

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

BTW, would someone kindly replace into Spades so that StrangerCoug can finally claim he's finished a Mish Mash? Thanks.

I do need the rep as quickly as I can, but I already can claim to have finished a Mish Mash game. Two, actually. The first Shut the Box and Triple Yahtzee.

[StrangerCoug]

Vote count will take awhile because I'm redoing it. Apparently, it's sloppy.

Starbuck is on strike one and SensFan has requested replacement. It's not clear to me

WHAT

ongoing games are being discussed (only that they're in the same one(s)), but please don't do it.

[StrangerCoug]

This

SHOULD

be it. #66 isn't counted because I don't see an unvote; if there indeed was an unvote or there is still any other error, please speak up.

VOTE COUNT

animorpherv1 (2): SensFan, Pittbunny
FakeGod (1): Ricebaltail
Fate (1): Toogeloo
SensFan (6): Fate, animorpherv1, Chronopie, Starbuck, Leafsnail, Lowell
Not voting (6): danakillsu, FakeGod, JacobSavage, Shattered Viewpoint, Twomz, yabbaguy

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

danakillsu must confirm in the next hour and a half or so to stay in the game.

[StrangerCoug]

Seraphim replaces SensFan.

[StrangerCoug]

Mod: I'm voting Yabbaguy, not Sensfan.

You didn't unvote SensFan, though; therefore, it doesn't count.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

animorpherv1 (1): Pittbunny
FakeGod (1): Ricebaltail
Fate (1): Toogeloo
Lowell (1): Seraphim
Toogeloo (1): Twomz
Seraphim (6): Fate, animorpherv1, Chronopie, Starbuck, Leafsnail, Lowell
Not voting (5): danakillsu, FakeGod, JacobSavage, Shattered Viewpoint, yabbaguy

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

Looking for a replacement for danakillsu.

[StrangerCoug]

kunkstar7 replaces danakillsu.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Lowell (1): Seraphim, Toogeloo
Toogeloo (1): Twomz
Riceballtail (2): yabbaguy, Chronopie
yabbaguy (1): Ricebaltail
Seraphim (5): Fate, animorpherv1, Starbuck, Leafsnail, Lowell
Not voting (5): kunkstar7, FakeGod, JacobSavage, Shattered Viewpoint, Pittbunny

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

Leafsnail

and Chronopie

's votes do not count as they need to unvote first.

[StrangerCoug]

@mod:

Unvote

I'm going to see how Seraphim plays this.

<snip>

Vote: Riceball

three posts in five pages. RVS, Following Fate w/ no original reasoning, fluff.

Yes I did.

Damn it, when did I start getting sloppy?

Ah, well. Fixed.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Lowell (3): Seraphim, Toogeloo, Twomz
Riceballtail (2): yabbaguy, Chronopie
yabbaguy (2): Ricebaltail, Leafsnail
Seraphim (3): Fate, Starbuck, Lowell
Not voting (6): kunkstar7, FakeGod, JacobSavage, Shattered Viewpoint, Pittbunny, animorpherv1

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

If it's wrong, feel free to

throw a car tire at me

let me know what it should be.

[StrangerCoug]

There are four votes on seraphim, and yet only one on riceball. =P

Fixed the numbers.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Lowell (5): Seraphim, Toogeloo, Twomz, Fate, Chronopie
Riceballtail (1): yabbaguy
yabbaguy (2): Ricebaltail, Leafsnail
Seraphim (1): Starbuck
Toogeloo (1): Lowell
Not voting (6): kunkstar7, FakeGod, JacobSavage, Shattered Viewpoint, Pittbunny, animorpherv1

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

@mod: Prod Lowell thanks.

Day 1 hasn't lasted long enough for anybody to get prodded just yet, so that alone is why I'm not prodding him.

[StrangerCoug]

Why am I voting for Toog now? And why does Sera have two votes? And why do we have a mystery not voter?

I call shenanigans. =P

StrangerCoug, who was a

sloppy as hell moderator

, has modkilled himself on Day 1 for constantly posting an inaccurate vote count.

Fixed nonetheless.

[StrangerCoug]

Mod: Can I have my two votes back? I was sorta enjoying them.

No.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Lowell (3): Seraphim, Twomz, Chronopie
Pittbunny (1): Toogeloo
Riceballtail (1): yabbaguy
Seraphim (1): Starbuck
Shattered Viewpoint (6): Fate, Pittbunny, kunkstar7, JacobSavage, Lowell, animorpherv1
yabbaguy (2): Ricebaltail, Leafsnail
Not voting (3): FakeGod, Shattered Viewpoint

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

[StrangerCoug]

Including you

Vote:fate

Unvote first.

[StrangerCoug]

FakeGod and Riceballtail are prodded.

[StrangerCoug]

Prod received... for less than 48 hours? @_@

Oops—I copied and pasted names from the first post, which has a typo in your name. I'll check your last two posts, and if they're closer together than 72 hours, I won't count the prod towards your two.

Update:

And they are. Sorry about that.

And...

VOTE COUNT

Lowell (3): Seraphim, Twomz, Chronopie
Pittbunny (1): Toogeloo
Riceballtail (1): yabbaguy
Shattered Viewpoint (6): Fate, Pittbunny, kunkstar7, JacobSavage, Lowell, animorpherv1
yabbaguy (2): Ricebaltail, Leafsnail
Not voting (3): FakeGod, Shattered Viewpoint, Starbuck

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Lowell (3): Seraphim, Twomz, Toogeloo
Riceballtail (1): yabbaguy
Shattered Viewpoint (7): Fate, kunkstar7, JacobSavage, Lowell, animorpherv1, FakeGod, Chronopie
yabbaguy (2): Ricebaltail, Leafsnail
Not voting (3): Shattered Viewpoint, Starbuck, Pittbunny

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie (1): Leafsnail
Lowell (3): Seraphim, Twomz, Toogeloo
Riceballtail (1): yabbaguy
Shattered Viewpoint (7): Fate, kunkstar7, JacobSavage, Lowell, animorpherv1, FakeGod, Chronopie
yabbaguy (1): Ricebaltail
Not voting (3): Shattered Viewpoint, Starbuck, Pittbunny

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

[StrangerCoug]

JacobSavage, Starbuck, and Seraphim are prodded.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie (1): Leafsnail
Lowell (4): Seraphim, Twomz, Toogeloo, Starbuck
Pittbunny (1): Fate
Riceballtail (1): yabbaguy
Shattered Viewpoint (6): kunkstar7, JacobSavage, Lowell, animorpherv1, FakeGod, Chronopie
yabbaguy (1): Ricebaltail
Not voting (2): Shattered Viewpoint, Pittbunny

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie (1): Leafsnail
Fate (1): Shattered Viewpoint
Lowell (4): Seraphim, Twomz, Toogeloo, Starbuck
Pittbunny (1): kunkstar7
Riceballtail (1): yabbaguy
Shattered Viewpoint (6): JacobSavage, Lowell, animorpherv1, FakeGod, Chronopie, Fate
yabbaguy (1): Ricebaltail
Not voting (1): Pittbunny

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie (1): Leafsnail
Fate (1): Shattered Viewpoint
Lowell (3): Seraphim, Toogeloo, Starbuck
Pittbunny (1): kunkstar7
Riceballtail (1): yabbaguy
Shattered Viewpoint (7): JacobSavage, Lowell, animorpherv1, FakeGod, Chronopie, Fate, Twomz
yabbaguy (1): Ricebaltail
Not voting (1): Pittbunny

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

Second prod out on Seraphim.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie (1): Leafsnail
Fate (1): Shattered Viewpoint, Pittbunny
Lowell (3): Seraphim, Toogeloo, Starbuck
Pittbunny (1): kunkstar7
Riceballtail (1): yabbaguy
Shattered Viewpoint (7): JacobSavage, Lowell, animorpherv1, FakeGod, Chronopie, Fate, Twomz
yabbaguy (1): Ricebaltail

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

Mod: Can you make the subsequent vote counts after the post I linked above reflect my Lowell vote?

Done.

mod: When is deadline? You haven't mentione dit once

I have made no mention of when deadline is simply because there isn't one right now. If activity doesn't pick up soon, though, there will be.

JacobSavage is on his second prod, while I'm at it.

[StrangerCoug]

Even the mod is displeased at the lack of killings.

xD

[StrangerCoug]

I could have sworn I've done this earlier today. Oh, well.

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie (1): Leafsnail
Fate (2): Pittbunny, Starbuck
Lowell (2): Seraphim, Toogeloo
Pittbunny (1): kunkstar7
Riceballtail (1): yabbaguy
Shattered Viewpoint (6): JacobSavage, Lowell, animorpherv1, FakeGod, Chronopie, Twomz
Starbuck (2): Fate, Shattered Viewpoint
yabbaguy (1): Riceballtail

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

If it's wrong, let me know. Remember the rule on unvoting.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie (1): Leafsnail
Fate (2): Pittbunny, Starbuck
Lowell (2): Seraphim, Toogeloo
Pittbunny (1): kunkstar7
Riceballtail (1): yabbaguy
Shattered Viewpoint (6): JacobSavage, Lowell, animorpherv1, FakeGod, Chronopie, Twomz
Starbuck (2): Fate, Shattered Viewpoint
yabbaguy (1): Riceballtail

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie (1): Leafsnail
Fate (2): Pittbunny, Starbuck
Lowell (2): Seraphim, Toogeloo
Pittbunny (1): kunkstar7
Riceballtail (1): yabbaguy
Shattered Viewpoint (6): JacobSavage, Lowell, animorpherv1, FakeGod, Chronopie, Twomz
Starbuck (2): Fate, Shattered Viewpoint
yabbaguy (1): Riceballtail

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

[StrangerCoug]

Seraphim must post in the next 10 hours and 50 minutes to stay in the game.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Fate (1): Starbuck
Lowell (2): Seraphim, Toogeloo
Pittbunny (1): kunkstar7
Riceballtail (1): yabbaguy
Shattered Viewpoint (3): JacobSavage, Lowell, animorpherv1
Starbuck (7): Fate, Shattered Viewpoint, Leafsnail, FakeGod, Chronopie, Twomz, Pittbunny
yabbaguy (1): Riceballtail

With

16

players alive, it takes

9

players to lynch.

Looking for a replacement for Seraphim.

I could go with this. It'll provide some more to help push the Pitt lynch tomorrow.

Vote: Starbuck.

I don't see your unvote of Pittbunny anywhere...

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Fate (1): Starbuck
Lowell (2): Seraphim, Toogeloo
Riceballtail (1): yabbaguy
Shattered Viewpoint (2): Lowell, animorpherv1

Starbuck (9): Fate, Shattered Viewpoint, Leafsnail, FakeGod, Chronopie, Twomz, Pittbunny, JacobSavage, kunkstar7

yabbaguy (1): Riceballtail

"Hey, that vehicle's doing about double the speed limit," you say. "And coughing up smoke like mad."

You have the vehicle pull over and run a background check on the driver, Starbuck. Yep—she's messing up the streets, all right. And the people behind her can't see where they're going. Her vehicle has also never passed emissions. A tow truck pulls the vehicle away, and Streetopolis becomes a little greener.

Starbuck, who was a

Yugo GVX, a Mafia roleblocker

, has been lynched on Day 1.

Night 1 ends in 72 hours.

[StrangerCoug]

Andrius replaces Seraphim.

[StrangerCoug]

Another day in Streetopolis dawns. You go on your way to work to find that it is blocked by a downed street light. From the looks of it, it didn't fall on its own, either—somebody knocked it down and drove over it.

When you finally get around it, you take your normal exit. The first light you come to isn't attached either—it came off its pole and has holes all over one side. Fortunately, since the traffic light itself is lighter than it combined with the pole, it was simply moved out of the way.

Who did these acts? It's up to you to decide...

Shattered Viewpoint, who was a

traffic light, a vanilla townie

, has been punctured on Night 1.
yabbaguy, who was a

street light, a vanilla townie

, has been run over on Night 1.

Begin Day 2.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie (1): Leafsnail
Not voting (12): Andrius, animorpherv1, Chronopie, FakeGod, Fate, JacobSavage, kunkstar7, Lowell, Pittbunny, Riceballtail, Toogeloo, Twomz

With

13

players alive, it takes

7

players to lynch.

Nightkill flavor is up.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie (3): Leafsnail, Riceballtail, Twomz
Riceballtail (2): Pittbunny, animorpherv1
Not voting (8): Andrius, Chronopie, Fate, JacobSavage, kunkstar7, Lowell, Toogeloo, FakeGod

With

13

players alive, it takes

7

players to lynch.

I left Twomz off the last votecount; this has been fixed.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie (5): Leafsnail, Twomz, Toogeloo, JacobSavage, animorpherv1
Pittbunny (1): kunkstar7
Riceballtail (1): Pittbunny
Not voting (6): Andrius, Chronopie, Fate, Lowell, FakeGod, Riceballtail

With

13

players alive, it takes

7

players to lynch.

[StrangerCoug]

Vote:Fate

to entertain the notion.

Unvote Riceballtail first.

Oh, it looks like you have. Sorry

[StrangerCoug]

Did I miss your unvote too?

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie (3): Twomz, Toogeloo, animorpherv1
Fate (1): Pittbunny
Pittbunny (5): kunkstar7, Fate, FakeGod, JacobSavage, Leafsnail
Not voting (4): Andrius, Chronopie, Lowell, Riceballtail

With

13

players alive, it takes

7

players to lynch.

[StrangerCoug]

Fate is ejected for impersonating the moderator and CryMeARiver replaces him.

I notice that there has been a lynch; I will get to it.

[StrangerCoug]

Fate's posts post-ejection are deleted. I'm locking the thread so I don't have any more shenanigans. (I'm furious right now.)

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie (2): Twomz, Toogeloo
Fate (1): Pittbunny

Pittbunny (7): kunkstar7, CryMeARiver, FakeGod, JacobSavage, Leafsnail, Chronopie, animorpherv1

Not voting (3): Andrius, Lowell, Riceballtail

With

13

players alive, it takes

7

players to lynch.

After a long deliberation, you decide that it was Pittbunny's time to go. You break out your hammers, poles, etc. and beat up on... something dictating how fast you're allowed to go. A speed limit sign. It makes the laws, and what it says goes. You'd have a case if it said 120 MPH or something like that, but it only says 40 MPH. Pretty reasonable for this road.

Pittbunny, who was a

speed limit sign, a vanilla townie

, has been lynched on Day 2.

Night 2 ends in 72 hours.

[StrangerCoug]

Bumping to remind myself to open the thread when I wake up. You have about half an hour.

[StrangerCoug]

You almost don't see the kid running across the crosswalk driving past the school. You don't hit him, but the fact that the pedestrian crossing sign has been knocked out of the ground helps you being that close in the first place.

Further down the road, police are at the scene of a crash. It appears that—to your glee—they blew the tires of a Porsche 911, which then crashed into a brick wall. They pull the driver out and throw him in jail.

One less speed demon is on the streets.

animorpherv1, who was a

Porsche 911, a Mafia goon

, has been punctured on Night 2.
Leafsnail, who was a

pedestrian crossing sign, a vanilla townie

, has been run over on Night 2.

Day 3 starts now.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie: (4): Twomz, Toogeloo, Chronopie, Andrius
Not voting (6): CryMeARiver, FakeGod, JacobSavage, kunkstar7, Lowell, Riceballtail

With

10

players alive, it takes

6

players to lynch.

Day 3 opening flavor is up.

[StrangerCoug]

Well. I guess that makes it official.

VOTE COUNT

Chronopie: (6): Twomz, Toogeloo, Riceballtail, CryMeARiver, Andrius, Chronopie

Not voting (4): FakeGod, JacobSavage, kunkstar7, Lowell

With

10

players alive, it takes

6

players to lynch.

Without a thought you go straight after a Dodge Viper. The road runs out, but he breaks the guardrail and keeps going—off a cliff, driver and all. With a loud thud a few seconds later, you take pride in the elimination of another speedster.

Chronopie, who was a

Dodge Viper, a Mafia goon

, has been driven to suicide on Day 3.

Night 3 ends in 72 hours.

[StrangerCoug]

You go to drop your kids off at school. When you get in, you notice that the bump that usually makes your car go up in a smooth motion is making it go up as if it were shaking. It looks like somebody tore the speed bump out. You almost missed School Street, too; the sign had been pulled out of the ground and you had to rely on memory as to where the street was.

Could your morning be any worse than this?

FakeGod, who was a

speed bump, a vanilla townie

, has been punctured on Night 3.
Toogeloo, who was a

street name sign, a vanilla townie

, has been run over on Night 3.

Day 4 is go.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

CryMeARiver (1): Lowell
JacobSavage (1): Twomz
kunkstar7 (1): Riceballtail
Lowell (2): kunkstar7, Andrius
Not voting (2): CryMeARiver, JacobSavage

I'm having minor problems with my Internet. It shouldn't be major enough to warrant a takeover, but I've PM'd Vi to let him or her know that I want him or her to have a close eye on the thread.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

CryMeARiver (2): Lowell, JacobSavage
JacobSavage (2): Twomz, kunkstar7
kunkstar7 (1): Riceballtail
Lowell (2): Andrius, CryMeARiver

With

7

players alive, it takes

4

players to lynch.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

CryMeARiver (2): Lowell, JacobSavage
JacobSavage (2): Twomz, kunkstar7
kunkstar7 (1): Riceballtail
Lowell (2): Andrius, CryMeARiver

With

7

players alive, it takes

4

players to lynch.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

CryMeARiver (1): Lowell
kunkstar7 (1): Riceballtail
Lowell (2): CryMeARiver, kunkstar7
Not voting (3): JacobSavage, Twomz, Andrius

With

7

players alive, it takes

4

players to lynch.

My scum list:
StrangerCoug (knows who the scum are and not telling us )

xD

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

CryMeARiver (1): Lowell
kunkstar7 (1): Riceballtail

Lowell (4): CryMeARiver, kunkstar7, Twomz, Andrius

Not voting (1): JacobSavage

With

7

players alive, it takes

4

players to lynch.

You just pulled a quite helpful school zone sign out of the ground. Now the kids hate you because nobody's going to slow down for them anymore.

Lowell, who was a

school zone sign, a vanilla townie

, has been lynched on Day 4.

Night 4 ends in 72 hours. Apologies for the lame flavor.

[StrangerCoug]

You see an advertisement for Jeffrey's Restaurant on the street with tire marks on it. And it's not printed on just any old paper—this was on a billboard, for crying out loud.

As workers struggle to move the billboard so it's not obstructing traffic, it starts to rain. You realize that the drainage ditch is messed up—the hole is now big enough for legitimately useful stuff to fall down there. OK, so we've heard of losing a ring down there. How about a cat? One that got cut up falling down? Workers try their best to get her out too.

In the meantime, it's time to find out who did these atrocities. And fast.

kunkstar7, who was a

billboard, a vanilla townie

, has been run over on Night 4.
Riceballtail, who was a

drainage ditch, a vanilla townie

, has been punctured on Night 4.

Five, four, three,

GO!

[StrangerCoug]

Unlocked now

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

No Lynch (1): Twomz
Not voting (3): CryMeARiver, JacobSavage, Andrius

With

4

players alive, it takes

3

players to lynch.

Strike one out on CryMeARiver. Tone the profanity down.

[StrangerCoug]

StangerCoug: Can we get a Final Night please? Thanks.

Relax. The site went down when I was at work and I'm trying to find everything again. Nevertheless:

VOTE COUNT

Andrius (1): CryMeARiver

No Lynch (3): Twomz, Andrius, JacobSavage

With

4

players alive, it takes

3

players to lynch.

Flavor later.

Nobody has been lynched on Day 5.

Night 5 ends in 72 hours.

[StrangerCoug]

JacobSavage, who was a

spike strip, a vigilante

, has been run over on Night 5.

Day six, three and two. My head hurts from the heat right now.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

CryMeARiver (2): Twomz, Andrius

Not voting (1): CryMeARiver

With

3

players alive, it takes

2

players to lynch.

Andrius and Twomz were so against red light cameras that they both took out baseball bats and beat the heck out of it. The cops aren't going to catch these two, that's for sure!

Twomz turned to Andrius.

"I'm a bad influence," Twomz said.

He then jumped in his Bugatti Veyron. Andrius tried to run, but it's kind of hard to do that past 253 miles an hour. He only made it to the next roundabout when Twomz jumped the curb, ran over him, and drove onto the highway clear out of Streetopolis.

What was once a bustling city with an almost perfect grid system, complete with public transportation, was a ghost town.

CryMeARiver, who was a

red light camera, a cop

, has been lynched on Day 6.
Andrius, who was a

roundabout, a vanilla townie

, has been run over in the endgame.
Twomz, who was a

Bugatti Veyron, a Mafia goon

, has survived the endgame.

CONGRATULATIONS ANIMORPHERV1, CHRONOPIE, STARBUCK, AND TWOMZ; YOU, THE MAFIA, HAVE WON!

ROLES

animorpherv1, you are a

Porsche 911, a Mafia goon

. You, along with your partners in crime a Yugo GVX (Starbuck, who is a roleblocker), a Bugatti Veyron (Twomz, who is a goon), and a Dodge Viper (Chronopie, who is also a goon) have decided to rip up the streets of Streetopolis beyond all recognition.

Each night, I need you to decide on a player whom you want to kill, if any, and which of you will PM me the hit. In addition, I need Starbuck specifically to tell me whom, if anybody, she would like to roleblock. If her roleblock target has a night action and attempts to use it that same night, it will fail. You will repeat this process until the end of the game or you die, whichever happens first. You are not allowed to nightkill yourself or your partners, nor is Starbuck allowed to roleblock herself (she

IS

, however, allowed to roleblock and kill on the same night). If you decide to forego your kill and/or if Starbuck decides not to roleblock anybody, it'd be nice if I know.

I have made a QuickTopic thread where you may discuss your night actions here. You may speak with each other in this thread from now until Day 1 starts to discuss strategy. You may not talk to each other outside of the thread during the day.

Nobody in this game is a manhole cover.

You win when all remaining players in Streetopolis are the Mafia or nothing can prevent the same.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here.

Chronopie, you are a

Dodge Viper, a Mafia goon

. You, along with your partners in crime a Yugo GVX (Starbuck, who is a roleblocker), a Bugatti Veyron (Twomz, who is a goon), and a Porsche 911 (animorpherv1, who is also a goon) have decided to rip up the streets of Streetopolis beyond all recognition.

Each night, I need you to decide on a player whom you want to kill, if any, and which of you will PM me the hit. In addition, I need Starbuck specifically to tell me whom, if anybody, she would like to roleblock. If her roleblock target has a night action and attempts to use it that same night, it will fail. You will repeat this process until the end of the game or you die, whichever happens first. You are not allowed to nightkill yourself or your partners, nor is Starbuck allowed to roleblock herself (she

IS

, however, allowed to roleblock and kill on the same night). If you decide to forego your kill and/or if Starbuck decides not to roleblock anybody, it'd be nice if I know.

I have made a QuickTopic thread where you may discuss your night actions here. You may speak with each other in this thread from now until Day 1 starts to discuss strategy. You may not talk to each other outside of the thread during the day.

Nobody in this game is a gas pump.

You win when all remaining players in Streetopolis are the Mafia or nothing can prevent the same.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here.

danakillsu, you are a

billboard, a a vanilla townie

.

HEY, YOU! I'M DISTRACTING YOU WHILE YOU DRIVE AT LIFE-THREATENING SPEEDS SO YOU CAN BUY FROM THIS STORE! HE-E-E-E-E-E-E-EY!

While you're normally seen as scum, you share a common enemy with the rest of Streetopolis' denizens and may just hold the ticket to getting them to slow down...

You have no gun, no badge, no first-aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—street smarts, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to restore order to the transportation network!

You win when all threats to Streetopolis have been eliminated from the game.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here and you are playing a day start.

FakeGod, you are a

speed bump, a a vanilla townie

. Normally you're there to get people to slow down—and normally you do the job—but the scum blazing through town seem to think you're an open invitation to catch some air. Who do they think you are? You're not standing up for that!

You have no gun, no badge, no first-aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—street smarts, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to restore order to the transportation network!

You win when all threats to Streetopolis have been eliminated from the game.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here and you are playing a day start.

Fate, you are a

red light camera, a cop

. From your perch atop the traffic light you endlessly monitor Streetopolis, ready to be called upon to testify when crimes are committed. These scum are racing about and trying to hide, but you're in a perfect position to judge those who pass your lens.

Each night, you may PM me the name of a player you would like to investigate. I will tell you whether that player investigates as innocent or guilty to you. You are not allowed to investigate yourself. If you decide not to investigate a certain night, it'd be nice if I know.

You win when all threats to Streetopolis have been eliminated from the game.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here and you are playing a day start.

JacobSavage, you are a

spike strip, a vigilante

. In this high-octane world, the scum use sports cars to get away from the scene of the crime. They drive so fast that they often don't see what's coming to them—something you can use to your advantage.

Each night, you may PM me one player whom you want to kill. If you opt for a No Kill, it'd be nice if I know. You are not allowed to nightkill yourself.

You win when all threats to Streetopolis have been eliminated from the game.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here and you are playing a day start.

Leafsnail, you are a

pedestrian crossing sign, a a vanilla townie

. You help people make it safely across the street by announcing that you're there. However, the streets of Streetopolis are pretty unsafe right now, and you've got to work to make your fellow citizens feel it's OK to cross again.

You have no gun, no badge, no first-aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—street smarts, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to restore order to the transportation network!

You win when all threats to Streetopolis have been eliminated from the game.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here and you are playing a day start.

Lowell, you are a

school zone sign, a a vanilla townie

. You know, fines for speeding through school zones are double what they are anywhere else—but only if the speeders get caught. These scum don't seem swayed by that kind of threat, though. You have to stop them for the childrens' sake!

You have no gun, no badge, no first-aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—street smarts, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to restore order to the transportation network!

You win when all threats to Streetopolis have been eliminated from the game.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here and you are playing a day start.

Pittbunny, you are a

speed limit sign, a a vanilla townie

. You dictate how fast traffic is to flow, but these demons don't give a damn what you say. They'll do 80 miles per hour in a 65-mile-per-hour zone whenever the hell they want! Time to show them who's boss...

You have no gun, no badge, no first-aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—street smarts, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to restore order to the transportation network!

You win when all threats to Streetopolis have been eliminated from the game.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here and you are playing a day start.

Riceballtail, you are a

drainage ditch, a a vanilla townie

. You used to get rainwater off the streets; you now have to get scum off the streets too... somehow.

You have no gun, no badge, no first-aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—street smarts, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to restore order to the transportation network!

You win when all threats to Streetopolis have been eliminated from the game.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here and you are playing a day start.

SensFan, you are a

roundabout, a a vanilla townie

. You pride yourself on being more than an ordinary intersection, but these speed demons want nothing more than to accelerate straight through you. You can't let them destroy you like that.

You have no gun, no badge, no first-aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—street smarts, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to restore order to the transportation network!

You win when all threats to Streetopolis have been eliminated from the game.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here and you are playing a day start.

Shattered Viewpoint, you are a

traffic light, a a vanilla townie

. You control the flow of the busiest intersection in Streetopolis—Main Street and Pine Avenue. Now, with these speed demons, you have to figure out how to control who even makes it to the intersection.

You have no gun, no badge, no first-aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—street smarts, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to restore order to the transportation network!

You win when all threats to Streetopolis have been eliminated from the game.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here and you are playing a day start.

Starbuck, you are a

Yugo GVX, a Mafia roleblocker

. You, along with your partners in crime a Bugatti Veyron (Twomz, who is a goon), a Dodge Viper (Chronopie, who is also goon), and a Porsche 911 (animorpherv1, who is also a goon) have decided to rip up the streets of Streetopolis beyond all recognition. But while you, just like your cronies, look like you came from a racetrack, you're better known for constantly failing U.S. emissions tests. The guy behind you can't even see where he's going. Yeah. It's that bad.

Each night, I need you to decide on a player whom you want to kill, if any, and which of you will PM me the hit. In addition, I need you specifically to tell me whom, if anybody, you would like to roleblock. If your roleblock target has a night action and attempts to use it that same night, it will fail. You will repeat this process until the end of the game or you die, whichever happens first. You are not allowed to nightkill yourself or your partners, nor are you allowed to roleblock yourself (you

ARE

, however, allowed to roleblock and kill on the same night). If you decide to forego your kill and/or if you decide not to roleblock anybody, it'd be nice if I know.

I have made a QuickTopic thread where you may discuss your night actions here. You may speak with each other in this thread from now until Day 1 starts to discuss strategy. You may not talk to each other outside of the thread during the day.

Nobody in this game is a stop sign.

You win when all remaining players in Streetopolis are the Mafia or nothing can prevent the same.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here.

Toogeloo, you are a

street name sign, avanilla townie

. You help others in Streetopolis find their way, but that's all your job description entailed—until speed demons wreaked havoc on the road.

You have no gun, no badge, no first-aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—street smarts, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to restore order to the transportation network!

You win when all threats to Streetopolis have been eliminated from the game.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here and you are playing a day start.

Twomz, you are a

Bugatti Veyron, a Mafia goon

. You, along with your partners in crime a Yugo GVX (Starbuck, who is a roleblocker), a Dodge Viper (Chronopie, who is a goon), and a Porsche 911 (animorpherv1, who is also a goon) have decided to rip up the streets of Streetopolis beyond all recognition.

Each night, I need you to decide on a player whom you want to kill, if any, and which of you will PM me the hit. In addition, I need Starbuck specifically to tell me whom, if anybody, she would like to roleblock. If her roleblock target has a night action and attempts to use it that same night, it will fail. You will repeat this process until the end of the game or you die, whichever happens first. You are not allowed to nightkill yourself or your partners, nor is Starbuck allowed to roleblock herself (she

IS

, however, allowed to roleblock and kill on the same night). If you decide to forego your kill and/or if Starbuck decides not to roleblock anybody, it'd be nice if I know.

I have made a QuickTopic thread where you may discuss your night actions here. You may speak with each other in this thread from now until Day 1 starts to discuss strategy. You may not talk to each other outside of the thread during the day.

Nobody in this game is a yield sign.

You win when all remaining players in Streetopolis are the Mafia or nothing can prevent the same.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here.

yabbaguy, you are a

street light, a a vanilla townie

. Shadows searching in the night depend on you as they walk down the boulevard. A beacon representing the security of Streetopolis, you're naturally bound to fight off the scum that just drove in.

You have no gun, no badge, no first-aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—street smarts, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to restore order to the transportation network!

You win when all threats to Streetopolis have been eliminated from the game.

Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The thread is here and you are playing a day start.

Dead Thread

NIGHT 1 ACTIONS

Chronopie kills yabbaguy.
JacobSavage kills Shattered Viewpoint.
Fate investigates kunkstar7 as innocent.

NIGHT 2 ACTIONS

Chronopie kills Leafsnail.
JacobSavage kills animorpherv1.
CryMeARiver investigates Chronopie as guilty.

NIGHT 3 ACTIONS

JacobSavage kills FakeGod.
Twomz kills Toogeloo.
CryMeARiver investigates FakeGod as innocent.

NIGHT 4 ACTIONS

JacobSavage kills Riceballtail.
Twomz kills kunkstar7.
CryMeARiver investigates Riceballtail as innocent.

NIGHT 5 ACTIONS

Twomz kills JacobSavage.
CryMeARiver investigates Andrius as innocent.

MOD NOTES

• I felt like something simple, and I think that makes me happy with how the balance turned out, but I would have played this game a little differently. In hindsight, I think it was a better idea for Chronopie, not animorpherv1, to claim miller. In addition, JacobSavage almost sent a kill out on CryMeARiver on Night 5; he then changed his action to the better idea of not killing anybody.
  
• As for the speculation as to why Fate was not modkilled, I simply thought impersonating the mod did not compromise the game enough to warrant a modkill. I've MK'd more power roles than vanilla roles so far. For a mod to determine the level of punishment based on the power of the player is at best favoritism (mods should not be biased) and at worst bastard modding (which I said I wouldn't do this time).

[StrangerCoug]

I didn't break any obvious rules, nor did I obviously impersonate the moderator.

You posted a fake role reveal and I had to delete a fake death scene after I had thrown you out. I'm sorry you disagree with me that that's impersonating the moderator, but my word is final.

[StrangerCoug]

I forgot to mention something: I had originally planned the scum fakeclaims as their real roles. I changed it because I felt they didn't fit the flavor of some of the town PM's.