Dance of the Title Fairy

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1477 (isolation #0) » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:50 pm

It's not often people want to be downgraded. Maybe we could give Stoofer something along the lines of "Wishes he was a n00b", but shorter and wittier. My wit is broken.

I was going to nominate Dranko for something as well, but it has slipped my mind. Somebody think of it for me. Thinking is hard.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1479 (isolation #1) » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:32 pm

Gee, thanks.

OMGUS Nomination: DragonPhoenix for "Crazy Old Turd"

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1500 (isolation #2) » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:06 pm

So everyone's passing on the DP is a Turd bandwagon? Oh well, can't say I blame them.

My wit's usually not broken... but... uh... you're stupid. Damn, maybe it is.

I add an extra approval to Dranko's "Probably Naked", though to be more accurate, it would be "Constantly".

Outbooyahed is the best thing ever. By the way, did anyone ever figure out who was responsible for that hilarious one-joke character?

Yeah. It was me.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1507 (isolation #3) » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:00 pm

This whole experience has taught me a valuable lesson, on which I plan to write a self-help book.

How To Get A Title

* Be active on the site

* Be (kinda) active on the site

* When playing, help the game with useful discussion
* Be entertaining to other players
* Suck up to those who have the power to give you a title
* Moderate games
* Discuss mafia theory
* Have fun in the General and Other Games forums

* Say one funny thing in the Dance of the Title Fairy thread.
* Take a cheap shot at Spork (couldn't hurt).

If only I knew it was that simple... instead of trying all the complicated stuff.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1508 (isolation #4) » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:02 pm

P.S. Spork sucks.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1550 (isolation #5) » Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:40 am

I get what a Minotaur is, but I don't get the connection to the guy asking for it to be his title. Is this some GL reference I'm missing out on?

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1552 (isolation #6) » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:22 pm

Ah, this explains why he's not getting yelled for requesting a title... especially when he's still a "Townsperson".

Third "Minotaur". I recognize that screen name, not MattV.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1554 (isolation #7) » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:26 pm

Check a few pages back; I was nominated for "My wit is broken."

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1576 (isolation #8) » Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:13 pm

PBuG: "Wishes he was Brian"

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1582 (isolation #9) » Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:53 pm

"

P

osting

B

lunder"? There's probably something better.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1606 (isolation #10) » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:27 pm

"Mr. Flay updates the Wikipedia a lot"

It's not catchy, but it gets to the point.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1615 (isolation #11) » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:15 am

So nominating Thok for "Thok Investigated Spork And Got A Guilty Result" fall under 'affecting the game'?

BrianMcQueso · Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:31 am

Good lord... that one's too clever. Second "Wikid" for Flay.

And I'm too lazy to go back and see who proposed "This is not helpful" for BabyJesus, but it cracks me up, too, especially with the secret double meaning. Not only is it BJ's catchphrase, but also because BJ isn't too helpful when he just goes around saying it all day. Second that as well.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1835 (isolation #13) » Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:33 pm

I nominate Fritzler for "Mechanical Underwear". There's no reason behind it.

Of course, there's also no good reason why he

shouldn't

have it.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1844 (isolation #14) » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:33 pm

inHim wrote:I love you!

Fritz wrote:I love you more!

inHim wrote:No, I love you more!

Fritz wrote:Nuh uh, I love you the most!

inHim wrote:No way! I love you the most!

Fritz wrote:Aren't we awesome?

inHim wrote:Yeah...

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1846 (isolation #15) » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:38 pm

I was paraphrasing.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1848 (isolation #16) » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:46 pm

BrianMcQueso wrote:I'm pretty sure they are.

BrianMcQueso · Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:11 am

Fritzler beat me at my own game. I once was the outbooya-er, but now am the outbooya-ee.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1854 (isolation #18) » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:57 am

MoS- "Outbooyahed" is already taken by Commodore Amazing because he was outbooyahed... by

me

. That's what I was making a reference to

BrianMcQueso · Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:56 am

PBuG wrote:Who started the whole O RLY thing? I want to nominate whoever started it for O RLY?

It was invented by a non-scummer. Just like "All Your Base", it's swept the internet like a rabid plague.

www.orlyowl.com

BrianMcQueso · Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:29 pm

mith wrote:Since when did giving out titles become a democratic process?

Why shouldn't it be? Would you rather have tyrannical admins* deciding whether or not people deserve titles?

Common Sense wrote:Because if we let it be a democratic process, then people will just spam other people to get other scummers to support a title for them.

Oh.

*

It was a joke. Please don't ban me, o masterful and wonderful administrators. ~grovels~

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1905 (isolation #21) » Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:30 am

"DNFTO" is actually "ORLY" translated to French.

BrianMcQueso · Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:14 pm

Nazinian.

BrianMcQueso · Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:21 pm

By the way, I hope you realize that posting in threads like the Title Fairy thread doesn't increase your post count.

BrianMcQueso · Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:45 pm

Sorry, I thought you were an idiot, I wasn't aware of PookyMafia2.

*stabs Pooky*

P.S. I rule you.

BrianMcQueso · Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:08 am

I'd like to nominate StevieT92 for "Indeed". Although maybe he shouldn't be rewarded for his boringness.

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... highlight=

BrianMcQueso · Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:10 pm

Friends in high places can see further and warn you of incoming danger, friends in low places can only look up at you and see up your nose.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1956 (isolation #27) » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:25 pm

I'd like to nominate AniX for "Hates Scully" because it'd drive him crazy.

halo wrote:I would like to nominate Fritzler for "Inexperienced Grasshopper"

In regards to what?

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #1964 (isolation #28) » Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:54 pm

warpy wrote:Do all you people hate me or SinisterOverlord? Both times I nominated him I was ignored. If you actually care about giving him a title,

It's not that we hate you or SO, but that's not the greatest title I've ever seen (not that any of these titles are really awe-inspiring as is).

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #2014 (isolation #29) » Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:28 pm

I think it's up to

you

, Mith, if he ends up dead at the end of the film

BrianMcQueso · Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:16 am

Pfft, you hang out with

me

. We made an entire CD proving how annoying we were.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #2051 (isolation #31) » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:50 am

DrippingGoofball wrote:Does that mean you feel that "Village Idiot" is more fitting? Wink

You can't sleaze your way into a title

that

easy. Well, I did, but

you

can't.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #2284 (isolation #32) » Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:52 pm

Glork wrote:Nominate "Not Twomz" for Tamuz.
Nominate "Not Tamuz" for Twomz.

Brilliant, and I add that they should switch titles every week.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #2285 (isolation #33) » Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:55 pm

P.S. My title sucks.

BrianMcQueso · Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:41 am

In the spirit of the quiz, I just did the ones I knew, I didn't bother to go looking any of them up.

Approved by George W. Bush - Vraak
berry - Blackberry
Cappo Bastone - Jeep
Captain Observant - Mathcam
Cursed One - Werebear (I'm not sure why I know this one)
die suck die - Mole
DNFTO - MoS
Don't shoot the mod - DragonPhoenix
Dourgrim Jr. - mikehart (the discussion of making Dourgrim's title "Mikehart Sr." was a classic)
Dr. Dead - Talitha
Dr. Pants on Fire - dammit, i know this one, and I can't remember
Eligible for a Title - Fletch
F. the White! - Rolando
Fear the Random Hobos - Macros
Godfather - Mith
got thread? - Bigben
Hall Monitor - Phoebus
Hell if I gnome - Mr. Gnome it All
I didn't get a role. - spork
I never think - Dutchman
I'm just a stuffed dog! - mlaker
Intimate Stranger - Big K
It was THIS big! - Dragon Slayer
L.G.H.S. - Dourgrim, although this one was never explained to me
Less than scum - Stoofer
Most JDTay-like - JDTAY (what ever happened to that guy? i miss him)
Most Likely Night 1 Kill - Coron
Most Prolific - Fritzler
Moxious - Shelper
My Wit is Broken - absolutely no idea on this one
Not Helpful! - BabyJesus
Official Chat Room Inviter - Nonny
Out-booyahed - Commodore, and I'm responsible for this one
Pooky got your back - Pooky
Post or Perish - MeMe
Posts Blindly - PeaceBringer
Probably Naked - Dranko
Protection unnecessary - STD
R.I.P. He trusted mathcam. - Nanook
Ritalin Boi - MoL
Saves London - Totem
Shameless Bandwagoner - Rite
Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Mafia - PolarBoy
SK killing Lois - Stewie
SmartyPants - inHim
Smooth Operator - LML
Supposed to be? This IS blue. - SaberKitty
Suspiciously donutish - Norinel
Sworda Sexual - Quag
The "I told you so" guy - d8P
The Other Blue Meat - bloojay
There's no F in ZONEFACE - Zoneace
Too Sexy for His Tan - MMCL
Twentythreeth - Cadmium
Twentythreeth - ...Cadmium?
U-S-E_T-H-E_F-O-R-C-E - Shadyforce
Well, we gotta lynch Someone - this title belongs to someone
WiKid - Flay
willow, the mafia slayer - Willowsweep
Yawesome - Yaw, perhaps?

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #2308 (isolation #35) » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:20 am

Someone should cure cancer.

[/best bandwagon ever]

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #2310 (isolation #36) » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:28 am

I agree that the joke had to be made, but I don't think he should end up with that title. If we grant titles based on just silly things discussed in the Title Fairy thread, then you'd end up with one like...... mine.

BrianMcQueso · Post Post #2318 (isolation #37) » Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:42 pm

MoS wrote:I don't care whether i get reset to Mafia Scum or get nominated for a new title, as long as I don't have my current title. Especially since I haven't had anything to do with owls for a while.

And your avatar:

Hypocrisy much?