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[PoketheAlpaca]

Hate to be a buzzkill me's but you don't want to sign up for that game

[PoketheAlpaca]

I am not tajo, i am you from even further in the future and I can't let you join this game

[PoketheAlpaca]

Sadly you are going to be modkilled. You inadvertably help Dragon pheonix make a mod error early in the game. And the only possible way he can save the game is to have you get modkilled. To stop that from happening I have come back in time to stop me from ever joining the game

[PoketheAlpaca]

Think about it. I'm you and the 3 of me all love to vidge on night 0. I especially like to vidge things before they have a chance to ruin a game's fun. Get the picture! Like any good vidge, I'm totally vidging myself on night 0, right fucking now!!

[PoketheAlpaca]

Calm down present me. In my time we have a machine that fixes time paradoxes and or continums that normally result from these sort of situations. You need not be confused for the world is not about to end. Things will be 100% fixed once I go back to my own time.

[PoketheAlpaca]

Yes you better do that. And present me, you may want to read up on a condition called wondering bladder.

[PoketheAlpaca]

Do you really have to ask?

[PoketheAlpaca]

That went rather well. Game ruining and paradox adverted. I can go back to my own time with a smile on my face. hmm... I wonder if the I, I am now, can signup for this game. There is no way the same exact game actions will occur that would ruin the game especially since I now know what not to do. Seems like a very good plan. hmm...

[PoketheAlpaca]

Fuck!