King Of The Hill

[Danix]

whichever who is the king of the hill (i can't recall who is? )

I fart in the face SO HARD, that you fall backwards and tumble in the entire hill.

I claim King of this hill

[mask man]

I call FAIL on Post 500.

[Danix]

Oh yeah !...

I CALL SUPER FAIL ON POST 501 !!

yeah i'm back baby

[RayFrost]

lmfao. Danix, you failed for targetting two people, not to mention the fact I am not a person and wouldn't be affected by the fart. I naturally bust out my rrb and place the rrb upon Danix's back, strapping it there, which proceeds to danix going insane and performing suicide. Still my and SW's Hill.

rrb = rick roll bomb.

[mask man]

I fall from the sky at 500 miles per seconds, despite being killed earlier.. I land on the hill, alive.

[Danix]

i resurect as a zombie and killed the king of the hill by eating it's hearth.

After eating his hearth, i becamoe human and ruled the hill

[animorpherv1]

I abolish the points system, while Danix is standing right next to it. My hill, point system less.

[Danix]

I gave you a pistol, you shot me, and i am DEAD

But, i resurected again and ate your hearth, became human, bla bla bla, and i am the king of the hill

[saberwolf]

*impales danix with a spear, and throws him off the hill into the darkness below*

My, MM's, Ani's and RF's hill

[Danix]

But i magically float and returned to you

Danix shoots you a reminder to play the yahtzee game

You're gone and i am the king of the hill

[saberwolf]

*comes back after scoring a full house on his yahzee roll*

*I run to RF excitedly, telling him I got a FH in ym yahzee game. Pleased for me, he runs off to check it out*

MY, MM's Anis, and Danix's hill

[mask man]

I make a treaty that counts all three of the hill owners as "Kings" to prevent stupid people from just attacking the "Current King", because they would be using multiple targets.

[saberwolf]

UPDATING...

Post 490, ani gets -10 points
Post 491, Saber gets +5
Post 492, RF gets +15
Post 500 by Danix gets only +5. Worded very poorly and has no target.
Post 503, RF gets +10
Post 504, MM gets +5
Post 506, ani gets +15
[danix needs to figure out how to play the game as his posts are getting diddly squat]
Post 508, saber gets +15
Post 509, Danix gets +10
Post 510, Saber gets +10

Timescores:

Saberwolf gets +92
RF gets +92
MM gets +9
Ani gets +1

in total:

Points so far:
Saberwolf: 823
RF: 785
MM: 229
SC: 183
SKK: 142
ah2190: 52
Banana: 30
Cobalt: 15
Danix: 15
Ani: 6


Cobalt: 1 FAIL post 280
MM: 1 FAIL post 340
SC: Too many to count XP
Danix: Plenty of FAIL posts

Alive on hill: Danix, SW, MM, Ani

[saberwolf]

I make a treaty that counts all three of the hill owners as "Kings" to prevent stupid people from just attacking the "Current King", because they would be using multiple targets.

who are you leaving out, yourself? cause there's four of us as of this post

[mask man]

Danix's head randomly explodes.
It's three now.

[saberwolf]

True say

But wouldn't two be even better than three?

*bludgeons ani to death with a nine iron*

My and MM's hill ^-^

[mask man]

*Me does a jig.*

[animorpherv1]

I appear, I squat saber's head with a fallen tree.

[saberwolf]

squat [skwot] v.

squatted

or

squat, squatting

---intr.v

1. To sit on one's heels.
2. To settle on unoccupied land without legal claim.
3. To occupy a given piece of public land in order to acquire title to it.

3. we never gave it to you, so you can't claim the hill
2. This land IS occupied, so nope there as well
1. just doesnt make sense in that light

overall, I ask you to remove you and your tree from the hill, and continue your dendrophilic actions elsewhere.

still My and MM's hill

[mask man]

And last time I checked, animo was rather... Dead...

[animorpherv1]

Icome back, and throw thre tree at saberwolf.

It's a critical hit!
It's super effective!

saberwolf has fainted!

[saberwolf]

*plays his air guitar*

[mask man]

lol, I call FAIL on sabers 521,
Notice I don't say "Last Post" as he is likely to make a "Awww man" post right now and snipe me.
No wait, it's been five min.

[Cablecorento]

I burn animporpherv1 with a flamethrower.

My flaming hill. >:(

[Danix]

UPDATING...

Post 500 by Danix gets only +5. Worded very poorly and has no target.

NO TARGET?
The target was the king of the kill, and i couldn't determine who was, because of a discussion prior to that post. Read again and i target the king

futhermore, what is a FAIL post anyway?

B2B (Back To Buisness)

I use my godly powers to call rain to clear the flames
and then i use a liquid nitrogen thrower towards Cablecorento to freeze him, then using a baseball bat i broke the ice outta him

And then i declared king of the hil