Mini 188: Texas Holdem Mafia - GAME OVER!

[Quagmire]

Random vote: Aelyn

[Quagmire]

Finally,

vote Quagmire

as a bit of a lurker hunt (he hasn't posted since randomly voting Aelyn at the beginning of the game, and I'd like to hear what he has to say).

Hey, I'm sorry. I haven't been able to get on much the past few days with tennis matches and an event at school that's requiring undivided attention. I won't be able to participate much in this for the next few days.

[Quagmire]

Once again, sorry for not posting. I will now become active or you can kill me and eat my heart.

First off, I still don't get Iammars's claim. What do you do? If you get lynched, you get to buy someone a beer or kill them because they're mafia? Please explain your role better to me, although if I can make sense of it, I could probably believe it. Since you're two away from a lynch, I'm not going to vote for you until more "for-sure" evidence is brought up against you.

But if I am voting for anyone,

Unvote.

Now, I'm curious: Have we gone over what mafia hands would be? If Iammars actually is what he says he is, I would actually be inclined to vote for him because to be completely honest, the mafiosos would be one of three things:
1) Really bad hands (because I'm a pretty good hand/on the town's side)
2) Non-hands (like the people themselves), or
3) Completely random hands are chosen to be mafia

and right now, my gut feelings lean towards 1 because like I said, I'm a pretty good hand and I'm a townsperson.

But excuse me if I forgot. I didn't read the entire thread; I skimmed some parts and only read page 3 and after. So I may not remember things on page 2 or before.

[Quagmire]

So far, most of the "playable" hands that I've seen (Myself and KJ) are town, so I think the mafia is crappy hands and that's why they lose against an all in player. That's just my guess.

...And with that rationale, Iammars would be mafia.

[Quagmire]

I know I lurked early in the game, but I really didn't have that much to say.

Do you all want me to claim, or should I hold off for now?

[ruff]

[Quagmire]

If the town barks on an aggreement, then I'll claim.

[Quagmire]

I am the K9 (Canine). If I make a dog sound in every post, I have a special ability I will not name so as to help the town.

woof woof.

I didn't do it day one, because I forgot about it in my first post, and found it useless because there has to be one in EVERY ONE of my posts for that day.

So, there you all have mine.

[Quagmire]

Finish claiming.

Agreed. Quagmire?

I hope you guys have some trust.

I just want to reiterate to you guys that if I gave out the little bonus I get when I woof woof a lot, then it's a hinderance to the town. So at this point, I don't want to reveal what I get.

[Quagmire]

I hope you guys have some trust.

I just want to reiterate to you guys that if I gave out the little bonus I get when I woof woof a lot, then it's a hinderance to the town. So at this point, I don't want to reveal what I get.

I don't have any trust in you. I want to make it harder for you to lie and get out of it. There's a reason Aelyn capitalized the "FULLY" when referring to your need to claim. My guess right now is that you're scum with Dranko, or you're the serial killer, since it's becoming obvious that Dranko is almost certainly regular mafia.

Then why don't you lynch Dranko? Trust me that if I revealed my ability, it's a hinderance to the town. If I get pressured enough, I will. But I don't feel the need to until I'm pressured enough.

bark bark

[Quagmire]

I hope you guys have some trust.

I just want to reiterate to you guys that if I gave out the little bonus I get when I woof woof a lot, then it's a hinderance to the town. So at this point, I don't want to reveal what I get.

I don't have any trust in you. I want to make it harder for you to lie and get out of it. There's a reason Aelyn capitalized the "FULLY" when referring to your need to claim. My guess right now is that you're scum with Dranko, or you're the serial killer, since it's becoming obvious that Dranko is almost certainly regular mafia.

Then why don't you lynch Dranko? Trust me that if I revealed my ability, it's a hinderance to the town. If I get pressured enough, I will. But I don't feel the need to until I'm pressured enough.

bark bark

[Quagmire]

I understand your suspicions, but trust me, it would really help the town if I didn't reveal until tomorrow.

woof woof

[Quagmire]

I told you, it would be much better for the town if my ability waited for tomorrow to be revealed. Please trust me.

[Quagmire]

Sheot. I forgot to woof woof or something, so now I'll claim.

I can't be nightkilled if I bark in every post. I say that because I wanted the mafia to think I was a pretty powerful role, and they'd attempt to kill me, and nobody would die the next day. That and I'd be able to prove myself. But since I forgot my last post, the entire thing is moot. Damnit.

But, there's my full claim. If I make a barking noise in every post throughout the day, I get night protection.

[Quagmire]

DAMN my posting suckiness!

[Quagmire]

Quagmire:
Did your ability protect you the first night? The way you phrased it, it sounded like it wouldn’t, which is one reason I thought you were lying. (Thok targeted you Night 1.)

I dunno. Probably.

[Quagmire]

Quagmire:
Did your ability protect you the first night? The way you phrased it, it sounded like it wouldn’t, which is one reason I thought you were lying. (Thok targeted you Night 1.)

I dunno. Probably.