King Of The Hill
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*writes yabbaguy's name in his notebook and watches him die of a heart attack 40 seconds later before proudly taking over the hill*ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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*transforms volcano back into hill and throws the dead body of Mikami at Chenhsi, who falls down the hill*
*runs up hill and hugs the tree at the top*ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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The tree then rolls and flattens you.
My hill.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I climb to the top of the hill without doing anything to chenhsi.
our hill?ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I arrive at the hill and thank saberwolf, sitting downShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I climb the hill and meditate peacefully with saberwolf.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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[3:33:05] <@XylBot> ||| MAFIABOT || saberwolf has been killed. |||
[3:33:05] <@XylBot> ||| MAFIABOT || saberwolf was a Retired Arsonist (town). |||
[3:33:05] <@XylBot> ||| MAFIABOT || mask_man has been killed. |||
[3:33:05] <@XylBot> ||| MAFIABOT || mask_man has returned to life! |||
/msg xylbot mafiakill chenhsiShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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/me raises the axe from behind saberwolf....
...
I can't do it...
*lays the axe down infront of saberwolf.
I proclaim this hill, Farmenia!
Hail Farmenia,
The hill of greatness.
Hail Farmenia,
Twas born hateless.
The bard Song, sharp as Athem.
Farmenia, a land of free.
With proclamation, this song shall be,
Our Anthem.
To those that enter,
Bring only peace.
Thee that regret her,
Thou art obese.
He who bring war,
We have no doubt,
You're a fucking whore,
Now GTFO!
With this song, I proclaim our country.
And with this axe, I proclaim our boardering of the ShadowLands.
*Throws axe to the foot of the hill*
The first Age of Farmenia has begun!ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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*stops bullets with Elf Magix0r*
This be free land,
And besides that, you failed.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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Forever this great hill shall be rules by only the people,
however that does not stop equal roles of power with different meanings.
saberwolf shall become the shotgun guard. and I, the peace negotiator!
All are welcome to join our land, or get headshot'd.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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then a wizard came along and revived all the corpses on the Hill....
Thus began the rise and second age of Farmenia, Land of the Hill.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I walk up the hill to join chenhsi
"Indeed, these be harsh times..."ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I walk up the hill again.
"All is forgiven."
"Indeed. harsh times... Would you like a cookie?"ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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*breathes*
Our air, indeed.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I somehow lived.
I magically recreate the world, with me and saberwolf's current location being a large hill with the kingdom Farmenia atop it.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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*draws 'new' on every "Welcome to Farmenia" sign.*ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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*laughs at Wabb's failed attempts.*
Read back a few pages. Farmenia, New and Old, has no Executive Branch.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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/me moves Farmenia back to the Hill.
The LANDS New New Farmenia!ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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*walks on top of hill*
iz our hill.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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Not really, he clearly sprinkled. I checked.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I shoot the round speaker in the eye.
My hill.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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Yep. Well that sucked. Where's the link to the highscore board?ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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Lol I gained an extra life too. Our hill!ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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You just don't get it, do you?
You nuked the hill and DIED.
You jumped in the game and didn't score high enough. understand?
Stop posting or the mod will report you, you are already denied entrance to the next game when this one is over.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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Good thing that was the earth's stunt double.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I'm really considering a "King of the Hill" game now, with signups and shit.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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sure sucks to be my stunt double. Poor Johny Depp.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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/me sits beside AnkleLockShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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Take note that our three show room dummies cannot be suffocated.
I push strangercoug off the hill. Still our hill.
And thank you for the cookie, RayFrost.
*Offers saberwolf a slice if cherry pie*ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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fuck simultaneous posting.
animorph is grappled by a gravity gun and thrown into a furnace, as he would rather DIAF then live his miserable life.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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StrangerCoug wrote:mask man's stunt double dies of natural causes.
mask man, saberwolf, Rayfrost, and my hill.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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*gives everyone on the hill a piece of chocolate cake*ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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everyones hill!ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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vote: everyone's hillShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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vote for lynch: cobaltShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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gg everyone.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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*walks up the hill.*
*pushes them off hill. Asks saberwolf for help in defending hill.*ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I join saberwolf, and hand him a light saber.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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vote on cobolt failed post, for both.
I am revived for unknown reasons an FALCON PAWNCH cobolt off the hill.
My hill, mafiassk and saber are free to join.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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You never did claim the hill again, or claim to be part of it.
I call a THIRD fail post on cobolt.
vote cobalt fail post #3ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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vote yes for rule suggestion 316ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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In that case, may IRetract my yes vote on rule suggestion 316
as that would allow someone to simply give someone three fail posts, and that player would be auto-screwed.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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"Once the button is pressed, it cannot be un-pressed."
The words rang through Armon's head, they echoed against the empty spaces of his mind, with each bounce of metaphorical sound wave a new thought was triggered. The thoughts reached out from the absolute bleachers of solid logic and reality, and expanded even passed the unimaginable and unexplored realms of every sports arena, every field, every boxing ring. Somewhere in these thoughts, just outside common reasoning, were the most repetitive , yet sensible ideas and questions. Sometimes he caught on to them, but not always. When he did though, he was almost certain to understand, and add examination results to his vast pool of knowledge.
But there was still a few questions that he just couldn't grasp... Or rather, he grasped perfectly, perhaps too perfectly, he just was lacking the information needed
What did the strange button do? And how justified would it be to press it, without knowing what it does?
If I press it, there is the chance that I will learn it's purpose.He thought.But even if this button is used only for the greater good, it still does not mean I was justified in pressing it.
That's when it hit him. He didn't know what it was, but it hit him right in the head, yet did no damage.Oh! I know what it was! It was a memory!
Okay this is good, I need to move the scene a little, now what could be so important that he randomly remembers it to get the scene moving...
Ah ah! I know!He thought on what he should remember to himself.I just remembered where the instruction manual was!
He jumped off the wooden chair and onto the floor, only to head for his bed. But instead of using the bed for sleeping (Like I should be doing right now.), he went under it before proudly coming back out with a small instruction booklet.
Once he was settled back in his chair, he opened the first page of the booklet.
"For every time this button is pressed, a dead entity will be revived.",This explains everything.His hand came to life, he did not care about the rest of the book, curiosity had taken over long before now. It was just justified now. The button was pressed. It went down and sunk into the base of itself.
And did not come back up.
"Every time this button is pressed, a dead entity will be revived."
Mask man stood up.
Just moments ago, he was dead. Dead in every definition possible, a lifeless entity. But just now, we wasn't. The hole that once tore through him was gone without a trace.
"What the hell?", a voice could be heard behind him, on the top of the compact hill Mask man was laying limp upon not too long ago. "I thought I killed you!"
Mask man didn't respond. This has to be some kind of trap...
"Like it matters." he said. "I'll just do it again." at that, RayFrost's lazer began charging for a second time. "SWOOP DA WOO-"
That's when it happened. A medium sized button caught mask_man's eye. It was a little strange, as most buttons don't fall from the sky. Even stranger was that the button, although rather light-weight, knocked RayFrost out upon impact with his skull and killed him. Mask_man rushed to the scene, and closely examined the button. Moments later, a small booklet fell right into Mask mans hands. On the cover was a black and white depiction of the button.
How To Use, pg.1 wrote:
-Every time this button is pressed, a dead entity will be revived.
-Once this button is pressed, it cannot be un-pressed.
-When the entity whose life was revived by the press of this button dies, the button will pop back into place. Until then, it will remain in a pressed state and therefor cannot be re-pressed.How To Use, pg.2 wrote:
-When the button is pressed, a single dead entity in the pressers mind will be revived.
-If no dead entity or thing is in the mind of the presser, a random entity will be revived.
-If more then one dead entity is in the mind of the presser, there is a 50% chance that one of them will be randomly revived, and a 50% chance of the event taking place as if it were rule number five.How To Use, pg.3 wrote:
-When this button is pressed for the first time(and only the first time.), a new button will be made and it will find it's way to the hands of the entity it revived.
-While there will be multiple buttons in existence, this is the only booklet. Whenever a new button is made, this booklet will find it's way to the newly revived entity.
-In order to maintain balance, whenever someone is revived as cause of a button, that or the newly formed button(if any) will kill someone else physically as soon as possible.How To Use, pg.4 wrote:
-All things have an urge to press the button that gets stronger as they remain within reach of the button.The second to last rule explains RayFrost's unlikely death...
"Huh?" saberwolf turned around, as he was busy eating from a fruit basket at the time of these events. "Did I miss something?"
"No." said mask man. "Is still our hill."
EDIT:
He joined saberwolf and ate from the fruit basket. Looking up, he sees his post has errors regarding the quotes.
"Damnit..." he says to himself. "I'm just going to have to take the -5 points for editing... I can't leave this in such a condition."
Mask man proceeded to edit his post... sigh.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I am dead, but my heart was lucky enough to remain in one piece. And as everyone knows, the stomach acid of hydras have magical healing properties. My body is re-formed around my heart, and I the cut hydra open using a conveniently placed sword before exiting the lake and walking back up the hill.
Saber+mask's hill.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I put all the pieces of saber back together again. He is revived.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I am revived by Jonathan Stroud and climb back up the hill.
Mask+SSK+saber+yadayada hill.
And SSK, we have a pact. I let you replace me in that moderated.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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You all know Ah has been on the hill this whole page right?
Mafiassk is revived by J.K.Rowling.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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Oh that's right, ssk killed him.
I kill myself and convince the spirit of Ah that he is really alive. He believed me to the point that he made it a reality, I then do this so that I myself also revive.
ray+mask+ah+sabers hill.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I find another lame way of revival and then use my powers of mind to erase all the plants and diamond ect.
We are now on a completely normal hill, except Ray, who I axe'd and threw off the hill.
Note: Saber has been alive for some time. It pains me to kill him, but it is in your best interest to kill him in your next post, sadly.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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Actually, what ray just said is a lie. I'm alive, and he isn't. Oh well.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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It really was the only choice, ray. You LIED in the topic. We all know it never happened, if I was really dead then how can I talk right now?
The only reason you can even make that post is because the bird in your avatar is doing it for you.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I know what Axe is(Although I just now got the cologne part), by lie I mean the whole events of that post never really happened.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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But it didn't even happen, and you know it!
I was there, I know what I saw.
And what is this game you keep mentioning?ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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OMYGAWDUKEEL'DAH!!!
I start running around like a headless chicken. at one point I run into saber, who falls down and off the hill. He survives, but needles to say he is not on the hill.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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Saberwolf is dead ;_;
I cry, and my magical tears bring him back to life. However, he still needs to climb back up the hill.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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I body is found many years later. I undergo futuristic testing and my brain is placed in the body of a robot. A random rift appears, and just happens to take me back to the hill. And for some reason I am in my old, not dead, body.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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And then I appear with my cyborg body.
All the violence this hill has supplied drives me to suicide. I hit the self destruction sequence and explode, killing RayFrost.
Saber's hill.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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A band of highly trained monkeys find my robotic parts scattered around, roughly half of the parts are used to develop sex machines. Thankfully they find my brain and magically transfer the data to a hard disc. The hard disc lays around for years until people of the future find it and upload it to their supercomputer. My brain forms an exact image of what I used to look like, and a machine uses that to make me in an exact human form. Suddenly the old robot me appears. His right arm is a gaint dildo.
"Hey baby, wanna cum wit me to da past?"
After a very creepy adventure, I end up in the current time line. On the hill with saberwolf.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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You did not claim the bomb exploded. I place the bomb behind Stranger, and it explodes on him. He is dead and his left arm/right legs have been blown off of him, his back is under major damage, which includes the breaking of his spinal cord.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.