King Of The Hill

[Kairyuu]

Two words. Tactical nuke. I fire the Redeemer at the hill. Bye-bye myko.

My

hill

smoking crater.

[Kairyuu]

Since I am the physical embodiment of violence and destruction, my body reforms itself, grabs the nearest wood chipper and shoves myko through it. At this point my brain begins to function again, allowing me to speak in the first person. I notice the little bits of myko laying around on the hill, so I decide to torch them.

My hill!

[Kairyuu]

I summon Cthulu from the hole to kill chenhsi.

My pit of darkness.

[Kairyuu]

I take a potato chip . . . and EAT IT.

I do this while writing yabbaguy's name in my death note.

My hill!

[Kairyuu]

Calling upon my psionic prowess, I efortlessly force-choke both mask man and saberwolf from outside of shotgun range. I then take the conveniently placed

plot device

axe and use it to chop them into little pieces staining the ground red with their blood.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

My hill!

[Kairyuu]

/checks beginning of thread

/remembers this game

/notes people attempting to change it

/ignores them

/starts over

I find a hill. I climb said hill. I summon beings from the abyss to guard said hill.

My hill.

[Kairyuu]

My hill has yet to be taken from me.

Also, the form of King of the Hill that this was originally designed to be is based entirely around creativity. There is no strategy involved. It's just a fun little game where you take turns taking the hill. Why implement structure into an inherently unstructured game?

Still, fact remains that the hill is mine, and you guys need to fight off my guards if you want to try to take it.

[Kairyuu]

-finds a nearby flak gun and shoots down banana-

My hill.

[Kairyuu]

RPG ---------> your face

My hill.