King Of The Hill
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King Of The Hill
In this game, you think up of creative ways to take away the hill from someone.
Example:
Player 1: Sits on the hill.
Player 2: I knock Player 2 off the hill. Now it's mine!
Player 1: Comes back with a tuba. The results are disastrous, but the hill is mine again!
Player 3: Kicks Player 1 off of the hill.
And so on and so forth.
So, let me start.
I find a hill and sit down. MY HILL!- yabbaguy
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*DeeJay is kicked off the hill for double-posting this topic*
*I step up*yabbaguy ~ Winning without actually winning.
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*writes yabbaguy's name in his notebook and watches him die of a heart attack 40 seconds later before proudly taking over the hill*ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.- yabbaguy
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Nah, that was just me crashing for the night. I know, I'm very loud when I yawn.
*takes pen and stabs MM*
My hill.yabbaguy ~ Winning without actually winning.
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I use my mind powers to relocate the hill to underneath where I am currently standing.
Bow before d3x, the Hill King!- chenhsi
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*transforms volcano back into hill and throws the dead body of Mikami at Chenhsi, who falls down the hill*
*runs up hill and hugs the tree at the top*ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.- chenhsi
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The tree then rolls and flattens you.
My hill.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.- mykonian
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sorry, had to go to the toilet, did I miss something?
how rude, a nuke... why make such a mess? Such a troublemaker should be cleaned up. I advice him not to try to stay alive too long. after that I peel of Kai's skin, while he still tries to stay alive. Tsss, he should have listened.
after that, I cut the now dead body into pieces, after which I deposit all the solid stuff in a bin. Then I rinse away the blood with loads of water.
yes, my own clean hill!Surrender, imagine and of course wear something nice.- Kairyuu
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Since I am the physical embodiment of violence and destruction, my body reforms itself, grabs the nearest wood chipper and shoves myko through it. At this point my brain begins to function again, allowing me to speak in the first person. I notice the little bits of myko laying around on the hill, so I decide to torch them.
My hill!Because, no matter how you dress it up, that's what the world is. A community of idiots doing a series of things until the world explodes and we all die.- Charnel
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I climb to the top of the hill without doing anything to chenhsi.
our hill?ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.- Reecer6
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all 3 of them get food poisoning and are dying. I call an ambulence to take them to a hospital and claim the hill while they are rushed away.Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
The Last Post Bandit strikes again!- mask man
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I arrive at the hill and thank saberwolf, sitting downShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.- dramonic
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*eats hill and residents*
My... err... meal?I'm a hoot
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gets the game back on track by claiming the hill...by himself...for now...Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
The Last Post Bandit strikes again!- yabbaguy
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*destroys hospital*
My hill.
*saberwolf protests at the irrelevancy of this, so I knock him unconscious then legitimately claim the hill*yabbaguy ~ Winning without actually winning.
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