King Of The Hill

[yabbaguy]

*DeeJay is kicked off the hill for double-posting this topic*

*I step up*

[yabbaguy]

Nah, that was just me crashing for the night. I know, I'm very loud when I yawn.

*takes pen and stabs MM*

My hill.

[yabbaguy]

*destroys hospital*

My hill.

*saberwolf protests at the irrelevancy of this, so I knock him unconscious then legitimately claim the hill*

[yabbaguy]

*falls into the pit of darkness, then Shifts just like the online game of the same name and winds up on top*

My 1000-mile high hill.

[yabbaguy]

*smashes the dwelling and builds a giant 30-story mall on it*

My retail estate.

[yabbaguy]

*civil unrest causes the government to be overthrown, I take over executive rule and hire bodyguards and whatnot*

My New Farmenia.

[yabbaguy]

*Farmenia falls out of favor again*

*pushes saberwolf and literally falls off... and out of favor*

My non-Farmenian hill.

[yabbaguy]

*StrangerCoug is ejected from the hill for discussing the hill in an outside thread*

My burnt hill.

[yabbaguy]

*StrangerCoug's gun misfires on him and kills him*

*chenhsi crashes back to reality, and off of his alternate hill in the process*

My actual hill.

[yabbaguy]

Gee I wonder

who I'm going to call.

*chenhsi is disposed of*

*shoots mask man in the eye*

*shrinks hill so that only one person can inhabit it*

My solitary hill. None of this joint rule crap.

[yabbaguy]

*in the same spastic fit he was in 113, banana has a seizure and falls off the hill*

My hill.

[yabbaguy]

*lands a starship on Mars, hops out with 100 army men who immediately proceed to shoot saberwolf and mask_man*

My hill. Coming on our hill is a more practical suicide than the Golden Gate Bridge.

[yabbaguy]

*ani is banned for abusing mod powers and the thread is unlocked*

My second hill.

[yabbaguy]

*SC is banned for not actually kicking me off the hill*

My autocratic hill.

[yabbaguy]

*gets scientists to prove magic impossible, SC's existence disintegrates in the wake of this paradox*

My hill.

[yabbaguy]

You missed my vital organs.

*steps back on hill, albeit with a hole in my head*

My hill.

*builds a huge fortress and hires 1000 armymen to guard it*

[yabbaguy]

MY dead yabbaguy

'_'

*builds a hill on heaven*

My heavenly hill.

[yabbaguy]

How about an anvil?

*whistles through the air, CLUNK*

OOOOH!!! That's gotta hurt.

Hey wait a minute- *realizes I'm already standing on a higher hill*

Sorry about that SC!

[yabbaguy]

...even though you're currently unconscious from that anvil.

[yabbaguy]

Cobalt, I'd watch that stray missl- *BOOOOOOOOOM*

*finds control box and disarms system*

Nice.

My hill. *installs mines and air strike turrets*

[yabbaguy]

*builds larger hill on the opposite side of the world*

My superior hill. Everyone except you three bastards are invited to live with me.

*sets up futuristic defense system, people come to me in praise and take up property on the hill, and life is good*

[yabbaguy]

Okay, fine.

*applies for citizenship on the hill, is approved, and RayFrost is kicked out to make space*

Who's hill, again?

[yabbaguy]

The scoring system is also ruined, seeing the fall of this really dumb idea, I immediately regain interest in claiming the hill.

I fix up the blackjack table, become dealer, SC blows his stash playing, and has to leave due to bankruptcy.

Welcome to fabulous Less Vegas, Hillvada!

[yabbaguy]

The hill weathers away.

I build a new hill.

My not-weathered hill.

[yabbaguy]

*Overseer: yabbaguy (Rogue) has entered game

*Overseer: yabbaguy uses

Weapon: Mr. Nuke

on Hill

*Overseer: Mysterious Mystery Man (Magenta) is killed

*Overseer:

Team Magenta

eradicated

*Overseer: yabbaguy equips

Anti-Radiation Suit

*Overseer: ATTN: yabbaguy is now the owner of the hill.

*Overseer: ATTN: 99.99% chance of radiation poisoning to those unprotected on the hill.

[yabbaguy]

Simulation end of MMM's simulation

No reality alteration pyramids please.

[yabbaguy]

*thanks to the miracle of weathering, the hill loses half its size and CSL and Zang suddenly cannot coexist on the hill, unless they awkwardly hug each other to stay balanced*

Your choice who goes.