Journalist:Today, we've got some tragic news. One of our residents have been missing. I'm standing here at the place where he lives, and I see a lot of shocked faces. Miss, what do you think has happened to him?
Kmd's girlfriend: It was the Army of deadly Girls! They killed him. I'm sure that FL was behind all this. Why
? I'll get my revenge
But what if it wasn't them...What if it was someone who tried to have revenge on me? After all my victims I've made, there should be someone who wants revenge on me?
Of course, they don't know that it was me
My sweet, innocent impression is the perfect coverup.
Excuse me, I have to plan a murder.
Journalist:Ok... Enjoy it, I guess.
Uhm sir, what do you think has happened?
Dejkha: It were the Empking clones! They are hiding themselves from me, but I know they are out there. I just know it. They are watching me each day. Waiting for their revenge...
Journalist: But why would they do it to someone innocent, and not to you?
Dejkha: Because they are programmed to keep me satisfied. As long as I live, they have a meaning. Besides, they are Empking clones. They are exactly like the original one, so you'll never know what they are thinking. We must exterminate them all.
For more information about this plan, see my sig.
Journalist: Ok... Miss, is there something you'd like to add?
DGB: It's not miss. It's the Almighty One. And yes, can we lynch you now?
Journalist: What are you talking about?
DGB: You're scum. Isn't that obvious?
Journalist: Ok... I'm outta here. This town is way too crazy for me. Let's go back to the car.
DGB: Oh no you won't. Scum won't escape my almightyness! Die!!!
Journalist: EEEEEEEHHHH
???: I've finally arrived. Of course it didn't surprise me that I was asked to investigate this place.
Mayor: Oh, you're finally here. Yesterday's 'assistant' was pretty much useless. And she suddenly disappeared after we heard a terrible scream. I hope you can help us better out. We've already lost three innocent citizens.
???: Leave it to me, as my name is Incognito.
Hohum: Incognito?! EEEEEHHHH, you're here. I knew you'd be here. HUG!!
Incog: Who are you????
Hohum: Oh wait, I'm still disguised am I not?
Camn: Surprise, it's me!!! Missed me much?
Kmd's girlfriend: So I was right! It was the Army whom killed Kmd. Camn! I challenge you to play THE game!
(Kmd, who's stuck alive in a coffin under the ground: Did I have to lose the game, before dieing
...)
Kmd's girlfriend: If I win, I'll take your boyfriend as revenge! If you win, I'll let you enjoy your time with your boyfriend for one day longer.
Camn: He's not my boyfriend >.< I stalk him. And I don't accept your challenge.
Kmd's girlfriend: You have no choice! The game's on. Otherwise, I'll get your boyfriend for free.
Camn: He's not my boyfriend >.<!!!
Incog: I'm not?
Camn: No!!!
Incog: Why not???
Kmd's girlfriend: Shut up, you two. Get ready camn, here we go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rjikEj0ASY
Translation of the Dutch:
To see the whole competition, call this phonenumber now! We can assure you that you don't want to miss it. Now, with extra tennis part besides the moaning contest.
Cast: Kmd's girlfriend, camn and Empking clone as judge.
Kmd's girlfriend: Ha, you were no match for me at all.
Camn: Shoot! I'm sorry Incog for letting you down... Had I practiced more, I could have beaten her...
Incog: It's okay. You've done your best. Besides, I will never lo*bong*...
Incog's 'girlfriend': Taste my frying pan! We're going to my place right now for some time alone. I hope you don't mind that my room is a little bit messy. I don't feel like cleaning as all those 17 boys I have had, made such a mess...
Camn: Why did you stop, Incog? Incog??? Bring me back my Incog
Incog's 'girlfriend': No!! He's mine now. That's when you get when you kill my boyfriend.
Camn: NNNNOOOOO!!! Don't pull his hair.... I beg you to not pull his lovey hair that smells to apple pie in the morning
INCOG!!!!
Kmd4390 - townie, burried under the ground
(Journalist - townie, disappeared... on day 3
Incognito - cop, went to his eternal hell day 3)
Those names in brackets are just for flavour. They have no bearing to the game, whatsoever.
Also the
flavour is ready of the start of day 2. I hope you'll like it
Day 3 starts now.