Neon Genesis Orca Title Fairy: Dance Like You Want to Win!

[Vi]

And what relevance does the pink kitty tank have to Mafia?

Avatar-based title.
Granted, he had a Nibbler-based avatar for the first month I saw him so :v

[Vi]

Also, I'm totally down with my nom because I totally agree with Cow. I'm aggresive baby and I got bite.

Pssh.

(Okay, I admit I ran to duck and cover when you first replaced in, but after that you petered out.)

[Vi]

Vi, that's one game. One game that I admittedly lost interest in no?

Yes; I just felt like teasing.
I think you're justified for what happened.

[Vi]

is there an actual title fairy? Like a single person?

Thok.
He's in charge of this subforum and the list of who's getting what title.

But JEEP seems to be the only person who can actually grant titles...

[Vi]

aminoperv

oh yeah, gimme some hot lysine on lysine action

I have no idea how this will ever become a relevant quote to ANYTHING, but if it ever happens I'm so stealing this.

[Vi]

Secret Frog

for Goatrevolt

French Spy

for Goatrevolt based of off the

MD

thread http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... &&start=55

Nominate Goatrevolt for

Pond Scum

I've always wanted to see this pun immortalized.

Seconding Pond Scum

on condition that Goatrevolt not change his avatar.

[Vi]

Counterexample to the above:

Nominate DrippingGoofball for "Mafia Piñata"

, since as far as I can tell everyone wants to kill her. Or lynch her. In every game. All the time. And on occasion, it actually happens.
In the case of Mind Screw III, it was only because the mod decided it was time for her to die. Just like a piñata, no?

[Vi]

How about

is having a birthday!

for Hoopla?

Fixed... and I believe that was already suggested for Jathan, although I dunno if that actually went through.

[Vi]

Nominate Citizen Karne for Rosso-bud

That is absolutely brilliant.

...I don't get it? I mean, I get the Rosso part, but why is it brilliant? Is there a

drug reference/

pun I'm missing?

Source.

It would be better without the hyphen IMO.

[Vi]

Vi, everytime I look at your avatar out of the corner of my eye, it looks like a Raichu. We should do something with that.

[Vi]

As of right now

I'm

Ed.

Also,

seconding

KK's version of Amished's title.

[Vi]

Nominate Artem for "OMG Kitten"

obvcute

[Vi]

Village Intelectual

second, so long as the spelling is not "fixed"

Third

with the same stipulation. That is so many levels of win.

I'm not seeing three or four of these win levels...

[Vi]

Neh; iV is MUCh funnier.

Nominate Mr. Flay for Mafia SCUm

while absolutely not drawing attention to a personal preference for this title

[Vi]

Nominate Plum for Jailbait

for reasons that are obvious to anyone who reads GD and/or talks to Poker.

I really don't think Plum would appreciate this title.

She's also not jailbait anymore, for the record.

I second this disapproval.

[Vi]

Nominate: Haylen for "Your Mom"

or some variant thereof

Based on the exchange with Nikanor from this post to 383.

[Vi]

Any iteration of this title must use the British spelling 'Mum', on account that 1) Haylen is British and 2) you should all be doing it anyway.

"Mum" would imply that Haylen is silent (as in "keeping mum"), which... she's not. I'm not sure what you mean by 2).

That said, I don't think it's a great title. Not that riveting an incident to base one on.

From what I'm told this was typical Haylen behavior, so etc.

[Vi]

Any iteration of this title must use the British spelling 'Mum', on account that 1) Haylen is British and 2) you should all be doing it anyway.

"Mum" would imply that Haylen is silent (as in "keeping mum"), which... she's not. I'm not sure what you mean by 2).

You only say that because you're American. The phrase 'keeping mum' is relatively very infrequently used, and most people will understand the meaning. By 2) I'm just implying that America bastardised the English language and therefore the word 'mom' shouldn't exist anyway. =D

I can't understand a word you're saying!
Try speaking AMERICAN, it's the only language I know!

Also for the sake of pointless argument, by "most people" you appear to mean "most British people" would understand "Your mum".
It's a dialectical difference where the American term is far less ambiguous.

Also, Haylen is not a chrysanthemum.

[Vi]

Also, off all the things to think of when hearing 'Mum', you default to Chrysanthemum? o.o?

No, I default to "keeping quiet".

Teenage Mother isn't bad. Disturbing to the uninformed, but not bad if you know what's going on.

[Vi]

I actually think that FL's current title is funnier.

[Vi]

I actually think that FL's current title is funnier.

[Vi]

I'll

third Genghis Con

.

Clever title, cannot resist urge to nitpick spelling.

[Vi]

I don't think it's

too

obvious. "Rhymes with Con" seems... weak.

I'm surprised no Star Trek fans have tried to make a joke yet.

Khan Man works well enough.

Second Khan Man

[Vi]

I really don't care what you nominate me for, as long as I don't find is flammable.

Nominate CSL for Asbestos Vest

[Vi]

@ Cybele: If it were the opposite of fire, flames, etc....

Does

Rainbow Ice

strike your fancy?

Vanilla Ice

?

[Vi]

nominate Vi for

Role Fascist

Unless that traumatizes anyone <<

I do claim to be fascist in my views, and I do dislike Cops, but...

[Vi]

For DRK

Nominate KittyMo for Too Sparkly

It makes reference to this post by ronnieroo in which she accuses Kitty of trying to be "too sparkly to be mafia."

It also highlights her recent tendency to use glittery text to highlight important points.

How about

Kitty Glitter

? It's got Gary Glitter, it's got Kitty, it's got litter.

Second

[Vi]

Um...did

Maid In Japan

ever go through? Or did it not have enough support?

Appropriate level of support for this title

[Vi]

Added titles for KittyMo (I prefer "Too Sparkly", as it doesn't repeat the Kitty part)

Nominate Thok

for

B Student in Aesthetics

[Vi]

I can do better for Vi...

nominate Vi for

Never

Scum

Italics/underline are important

[Vi]

[Vi]

VI

Daykill: TheButtonmen

Full volume enhances the experience.

It's not considered common courtesy to walk in on conversations you know nothing about, for future reference.

---

@Maemuki:

Never

Scum is a cheesy appeal to something like 7for7 where I would always dismiss the possibility of being scum with "I'm

never

scum". And if you look at my history, until Tofu Mafia (game #24) I had only drawn Mafia twice and third-party once (not winning in any of those games). I seem to be a Vanilla Townie magnet, which is actually an improvement considering early on I was a Doctor magnet.

---

@Plum: YOU got away with it. You're not shedding any tears for Sotty7, though...

---

[Ema Skye]

is a touch frightening, however.

Who are you calling frightening?

*KA-BONK!*

(She Snackoo'd you.)

[Vi]

VI

<_<

Daykill: PokerFace

I spell the worst

You would be surprised.

[Vi]

@ Vi. Oh, ok. Just wondering, are all of your daykill links video game related?

It's a good question; don't worry about it.

Without going into a long lecture on aesthetics (unless you want me to!), people are more likely to hate things they aren't familiar with.
Not many people are familiar with video games, so they're a natural first resource for daykill material.

Or in more concrete terms, pretty much the only people who would get enjoyment out of loud screaming in Japanese cut/looped hundreds of times and auto-tuned to a reasonably obscure piano hell video game BGM are the evil clowns of the Touhou empire. To contrast, there is more of a risk in posting "real" music because there are a lot of people who would willingly

pay

to listen to this... or this... or this... or this... regardless of what I may think of the songs in question.

[Vi]

What was wrong with the Rolling Stones? o.o

When breaking away from "traditional" music in the sixties, there were many voids to be filled.
The Rolling Stones found their niche in being among the first to provide the eagerly waiting world with obnoxious repetitive noise.

Of course, people can just skip the daykill links.

That's fine; it amuses everyone else.~

The aesthetics discussion goes the other way, btw. I don't post the sorts of things that I personally like because I know most people don't share my biases.

[Vi]

Nominate Vi for Probably Going to Win a Scummy Which As Far As I Know Changes Your Title to Reflect the Nature of the Scummy And So Maybe We Should Stop Nominating Titles For Her

Too long. How about

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Ha. I kinda like that one.

[Vi]

Nominate Vi for Probably Going to Win a Scummy Which As Far As I Know Changes Your Title to Reflect the Nature of the Scummy And So Maybe We Should Stop Nominating Titles For Her

Too long. How about

<placeholder>

Ha. I kinda like that one.

^^^
Clarification: As quirky as it is, I like this idea.
A title can be overwritten later if a more appropriate substitute is found, and this seems to summarize everyone's thoughts better than any single other slogan right now.

Besides, titles are more "for fun" than anything else at the moment, considering I think I've only seen them updated twice since I joined the site.