Fortunately/Unfortunately

Post Post #3 (isolation #0) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:12 am

Fortunately, the boy was a wasp whisperer who was very good friends with wasps.

Post Post #5 (isolation #1) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:27 am

Fortunately, bees communicate by dancing.

Post Post #13 (isolation #2) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:49 pm

Fortunately that grudge was against otters.

Post Post #16 (isolation #3) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:46 pm

Unfortunately, it was a foreign bee dance which only served to infuriate the xenophobic bees even more.

Post Post #24 (isolation #4) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 5:44 am

Unfortunately, ducks with bad mental health taste like crap.

Post Post #106 (isolation #5) » Sun Aug 27, 2023 5:46 am

Unfortunately the guards swiftly caught the vandals, and they had to repair the damage they'd caused

Post Post #134 (isolation #6) » Mon Sep 18, 2023 4:07 pm

Unfortunately his mother was Donald Trump.