Dance of the Title Fairy

[Stewie]

I have more that 100 posts, so I guess I qualify now. I would like "SK killing Lois"

Any suggestions are welcome.

[Stewie]

how come everyone else gets suggestions but i dont?

Hey, I didn't get suggestions either.

Nothing comes to my mind right now... Maybe I'm too tired, I'll think of one tomorrow.

[Stewie]

blackhawk:

don't mess with the puppet

not in italics, that was so you know what My suggestion was.

[Stewie]

hehe i like that one bloojay

but

dont mess with the puppet

wouldn't make sense if i changed my avatar

just don't change the avatar or I think you can change your title.

[Stewie]

DS, i think you can't have a title until you reach 100 posts.

shadyforce:

T-I-T-L-E

or something spelled L-I-K-E T-H-I-S

[Stewie]

19 more posts until elligible...
did DS have 100+ posts on old board/

good point, he can have one.

no ideas so far anyways

[Stewie]

shady: U-S-E_T-H-E_F-O-R-C-E

[Stewie]

no accepting more suggestions

[Stewie]

^ keyword there was useful...(i swear, none of this newb crap where they spam everywhere they can... no offense .... *cough*stewie*cough

Oh, come on. At least admit my posts have

some

interesting content. And besides, playing 5-6 games at a time, post count goes up fast.

[Stewie]

how long does it usually take for your title to get changed?

about a month or two.

[Stewie]

Well actually, it depends. They usually wait 'til there are a lot of people waiting for them so they don't have make one it every time someone asks.

They=Jeep

I think it's sugar and Jeep. Sugar makes the list when there are lots of people. When Jeep sees the list, he copies it into the title.

[Stewie]

and how much games would that be?

5? 10? or a combination of at least 5 minis, and 2-3 big games, or something among those lines?

[Stewie]

what about by number of nights? you have to play a set number of nights, and of course, the folloowing day. Let's say, for example, 20 nights would be a good number.. The only problem I see with this is that if you always die in night 1 you would have some problems getting a title, but that's unlikely to happen, IMO.

[Stewie]

ok, then can mine be... "hay guyz~!!1 wanna be my firend??/ derf derf derrrffff"

please?

100 posts?

if not, I'll just... wait.

derf? I mean, tehgood

i don't get it...

[Stewie]

Morpheus: Just because you hit one hundred doesn't mean you automatically get a custom title. Generally one will be bestowed upon you by another member if something particularly funny or interesting happens involving you.

But morpheus posted most of his posts in mafia-related threads. I think his eligible.

[Stewie]

Well... lots of people do. Just believe me, don't just choose a title because you can have one. Maybe not taday, maybe not tomorrow, but one day you will be sorry you made such a desicion. My title is just stupid and in no way relative to mafia. Just look at it, making a fool of myself... Stop mocking me!

[Stewie]

*requests "Too cool for a title" for CS*

Better yet: "2 Cool 4 Titles" or "2 Kool 4 Titles"

[Stewie]

CS wants layers, like an onion... but he wants them to be sweet, like a cake. That's complicated. Like geography, that's complicated too. The earth has layers too, you know. Maybe your title has to be like the earth. Cigars have layers too. Well, they don't, but I'm trying to help. What about "Layered like an onion, sweet like a cake"?

...


Too long, too cheesy. Nah. Unless that for some strange reason, you like it.

[Stewie]

sycko -- PolarBoy's in charge of titles and you've probably screwed yourself out of the possibility of getting one by requesting one. Sorry.

Scummer1: I want a title. Make it "Generic Title"
PolarBoy: No.
Scummer1: Why not?
PolarBoy: Read my titling policy.
Scummer1: That's not fair!
Scummer2: How about "That's not fair!" for Scummer1?
The mob:Yes! That's perfect!
(

PolarBoy sighs.

)

Then you guys might want to change mine. Or at least re-set it back to "Mafia Scum."

[Stewie]

I don't mind my current one, I just want one that I didn't choose.

No ideas for you, bloojay.

[Stewie]

"Rabid scum" ?

[Stewie]

for you... I figure "rabid tomato" = "Rabid scum"

I was half-kidding though.

[Stewie]

Crola, I'm pretty sure that mole's title has a relevant meaning. In fact, I think that the only person with an irrelevant title is me, but that's because I'm special.

[Stewie]

*Sigh*

I own every Janet Jackson CD.

Try barking up that tree now, MoS.

[Stewie]

If I recall correctly, mike disappeared for the first time before dour did. Thus, if anything Dour should be "Mikehart JR"

Just kidding, I suppose it works either way.

[Stewie]

I would personally want to go back to mafia scum, because to be fair with everyone, my title does not follow the current rules of the title fairy. It has

nothing

to do with mafiascum.

Sorry if my whining post occupies too much space.

[Stewie]

Plus, your avvy isn't Stewie anymore either!

I forgot to put it back. I'll see what I can do... later.

[Stewie]

How about something that's not fictuous, such as a "title salesman," a "title agent" or a "title spokesperson."

Just throwing that out there, although fairy still sounds better.

As for my title, I suppose I'll keep it, but please don't hesitate to nominate me for something more appropiate if the oportunity comes.

[Stewie]

Shameless Plug = hey, look at me and what I can do! In particular, I point to the Scummy Nominations thread. I find it amusing someone actually

wants

the Kenny Award.

Yeah, the kenny is not something you'd normally like to win... just like a golden globe.

I like Flay's.

[Stewie]

dourgrim already has a title which, IMO, fits him a lot better, and it's original (rather than comparative to someone else's)

[Stewie]

Don't bring that crap in here.

One word: Adblock.

[Stewie]

Explicame?

If you use mozilla firefox, you can get extensions to make the browser better. One of these extensions is called "Adblock." What this extension does is allow you to block any flash animations or pictures. What I did is I went through all the threads that I had seen a &*%$@#%$ owl in, and blocked all the pictures. Now, when I click on these threads, or any other thread which uses the same picture location, I see the page as if the pictures weren't there.

[Stewie]

Me neither. I've grown to hate owls and anything to do with them for the past month and a half.