Elect the Executioner 3 (BlackBerry Wins!!!)

[Blackberry]

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[Blackberry]

Pacman -- who will you eliminate if you become executioner? =P

[Blackberry]

3 points to pacman

*hands pacman a pill to eat the ghosts* O_o

[Blackberry]

It only takes 16 points to be elected now, btw.

Thanks for the points Mr. Pacman ^_^

**wonders what do with them =P**

[Blackberry]

Do we know who the majority of the people want dead? O_o

...

lol

[Blackberry]

Give 3 points to kloud

Partially because he is sadistic ^_^

[Blackberry]

If I am elected, I will kill a lurker

The only thing I do not like about this is you are not specifying who is a lurker.

[Blackberry]

I actually dislike the proposals, so instead of killing someone SPECIFIC like the other two did, I'd be more fair and vote someone who isn't active (i.e. someone who didn't give away their points and aren't chenshi)

But I am willing to vote for Crazy or flashstorm. But we should wait until the executioner kills someone.

I prefer people who give someone specific, that way I know I'm giving someone my points who isn't going to kill me (unless they lie, lol).

[Blackberry]

Well, you're obviously not lurking! But I don't think I'm being elected this round. But during the first game, your tactic worked brilliantly, until you were betrayed, so I guess specific is better.

It was just a ploy to give people a reason to give me points so my alliance had an excuse to give me points.

But then someone betrayed me.

*cough*CYBELE*cough*

[Blackberry]

Give 3 points to orangepenguin

[Blackberry]

o_O

Maybe I should consider hiring some of you that post good death scenes to come write some stuff for me for

DEADLY GAME SHOW II

**mechanical evil laughter**

[Blackberry]

I propose a random bandwagon on Blackberry

just 'cuz!

I second this.

^_^

If I am elected, the first two people who gave me their points (orangepenguin and Crazy) and the next three people to give me all their 3 points will be safe.

[Blackberry]

*I throw SensFan into a pit of bananas*

SensFan looks at me, confused, "How is this going to kill me?"

"Quite simple, my friend." The bananas begin to move. You can begin to see their teeth. "These aren't normal bananas," I smirk, "They are man-eating bananas from the Island of Hooka4me. Enjoy!"

The bananas begin to leap toward

SensFan

and snacking on him. He screams in agony and is eaten alive by the bananas.

.....

If you all re-elect me by any chance, I will murder

ClockworkRuse

.....

Round 5

Number of points left:

bird1111: 3
Blackberry: 3
chenhsi: 3
ClockworkRuse: 3
Crazy: 3
flashstorm: 3
kloud1516: 3
orangepenguin: 3
raider8169: 3

Number of points to be Executioner: 14

[Blackberry]

1 point to Crazy

1 point to chenhsi

1 point to bird1111

Round 5

Number of points left:

bird1111: 0
Blackberry: 0
chenhsi: 0
ClockworkRuse: 3
Crazy: 0
flashstorm: 3
kloud1516: 0
orangepenguin: 3
raider8169: 0

Number of points to be Executioner: 13?

Number of points given:

Blackberry: 10
flashstorm: 5
bird1111: 1
Crazy: 1
chenhsi: 1

[Blackberry]

I choose to eliminate...

Ryan Seacrest pops out, "And we'll find out who is eliminated after the commercial break!"

...

Nice Suit -- $200
Shiny Axe -- $45
Reality TV Studio -- $10,000,000
Watching Ryan Seacrest Get Butchered -- Priceless

For everything else there's mastercard.

...

Ryan Seacrest pops back up, "And now to find out who is eliminated!"

"

ClockworkRuse

, you are...

not...

not...

not...

not..."

"OMFG!" Blackberry shouts.

I run up on stage in a nice suit and a shiny axe and slaughter

Ryan Seacrest

. I then cut a string on the side of the stage with the axe and a giant light comes crashing on top of

ClockworkRuse

.

Blackberry bows and leaves the stage.

.....

Round 6

Number of points left:

bird1111: 3
Blackberry: 3
chenhsi: 3
Crazy: 3
flashstorm: 3
kloud1516: 3
orangepenguin: 3
raider8169: 3

Number of points to be Executioner: 13

...

I would not mind running for a third consecutive term. (although all this executioning is going to seal my fate for not winning cuz the people I kill off won't vote me to win... lol). Who would you guys want to see dead if I ran for a third term?

[Blackberry]

I take a revolver and shoot

kloud1516

right between the eyes. He falls over and dies.

"OMG! THAT WAS THE BEST DEATH SCENE EVER!" someone shouts.

"BRILLIANT! ROMANTIC!! SUSPENSEFUL! MYSTERIOUS!! FILLED WITH ACTION AND INTRIGUE AND MAGIC!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW AMAZING THAT DEATH SCENE WAS!!" someone else yells.

Blackberry:

.....

Round 7

Number of points left:

bird1111: 3
Blackberry: 3
chenhsi: 3
Crazy: 3
flashstorm: 3
orangepenguin: 3
raider8169: 3

Number of points to be Executioner: 11

...

I executed kloud1516 because I am fearful that he and raider8169 have an alliance brewing. I could be paranoid though, lol. If I am elected for a fourth term I will eliminate

raider8169

. Afterwhich, I am done running for executioner, as all this killing is tiring (lol).

Flashstorm, I promise I will not execute you if I become executioner.

[Blackberry]

Give 3 points to blackberry

If I am elected I will kill blackberry so

You just gave me points...

[Blackberry]

*spurt spurt* vengeance will be sweet *spurt spurt*

I do not like this

*hides*

[Blackberry]

I grab a pickaxe and swing it at

raider8169

. He manages to dodge and runs away. I pursue him. We reach a giant bridge... ( ). Below is a lake, filled with piranhas.

"You'll never catch me!" raider8169 screams. He screams as he crosses the bridge.

I try to cut the strings to the bridge with the pickaxe. They're cut! raider8169 jumps across to the other side right as the bridge crashes into the water.

raider8169 laughs, "I survived!" he turns around and bumps into... BOWSER!

Bowser roars, "BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!" and eats

raider8169

.

Blackberry:

Bowser laughs, "Be prepared for Toadstool Traitor 3! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Blackberry winks at Bowser and returns to the group...

.....

Round 8: The Sexy Six

Number of points left:

bird1111: 3
Blackberry: 3
chenhsi: 3
Crazy: 3
flashstorm: 3
orangepenguin: 3

Number of points to be Executioner: 10

...

I would not object to being elected again if the people wish to, LOL. But I did say I wasn't going to run again. So I'm not going to ask to be elected, I'll just throw out there that I am not opposed to it, heh.

[Blackberry]

I'll give 3 points to Crazy.

[Blackberry]

3 to Crazy

O_o

[Blackberry]

roflmao...

This is unexpected O_O...

I execute

chenhsi

Sorry =(. You won EtE2.

Good luck to the rest of you ^_^. Please don't elect me though cuz I don't wanna eliminate any of you (yes, I am a pussy, lol). I am perfectly happy no matter who wins. =P

.....

Round Ten Little Indians

Number of points left:

bird1111: 3
Blackberry: 3
Crazy: 3
orangepenguin: 3

Number of points to be Executioner: 7

[Blackberry]

Crazy, give me your points please.

LOL.

Then I can kill bird1111, as he was the only person I let into TT3 that was playing EtE3.

Then since you two are at eachother's throats, I'll maybe have a guaranteed spot in Final two? ... *crosses fingers* (LOL)

Though I am fearful I'm going to feel the wrath of players who I've A: Executed and B: Did not allow into TT3. O_O

I think I counted like 4 players from EtE3 that I turned down to play in TT3. At first I was going to be like "If they are playing EtE3 I'll auto-let-them-into-TT3 so they'll vote me if I get into the finals". . . Then I was like "Ben, that isn't fair to allow people in based on that. I can't do it like that." . . . So I think my subconscious made me do the reverse O_O. Grrrr?!? O_o

Give 3 points to orangepenguin

So Crazy can either force a tie or give me his points so I can chop-chop bird1111. Sorry .

<3 <3 <3

[Blackberry]

**RELEASES A TOXIC VIRUS INTO THE AIR**

"Oopz! My bad!?" I grin.

I then hold out three vaccines, "Atleast I have these, eh?"

*Injects myself with the vaccine.*

Ahhh, much better. The three of you look at me, with intense fear on your face. I dwindle the two remaining vaccines in front of yall, "Lalala!"

*tosses a vaccine to Crazy, he injects himself and sighs with relief*

orangepenguin and bird1111 look at me, frightened.

"GIVE IT TO ME!" orangepenguin shouts.

Blackberry shoves him aside, "Now, now, you don't want me to break this, do you?" Orangepenguin's eyes go wide.

"Now let's see. Which of you should I eliminate? ... HMMMMM..." I stand in thought for a few moments. The two of you beg me with your pleading eyes.

"This goes to bird1111," I finally say, and toss him the syringe.

He sighs and injects himself.

Orangepenguin is furious, "I HATE YOU BLACKBERRY!! I HATE YOU!!"

bird1111 barfs.

Crazy: O_o

Orangepenguin: o_O

Me: "Bwhahahahahaha!"

bird1111, "Why do I feel so sick?"

"Bwhahahahahaha," I continue to laugh, "There never was a virus. I just wanted to see if I could convince you to kill yourself. It worked! That wasn't a vaccine, that was a deadly poison." bird1111 sinks to the ground and begins puking again. His face is beginning to turn a shade of green.

Orangepenguin: "I LOVE YOU BLACKBERRY!! I LOVE YOU!"

bird1111

kneels over and dies. The poison in the syringe has done its job.

"Wait," Crazy interupts, "If there was never a virus or a vaccine, then what'd we inject ourselves with?"

"Tetanus shots!" Blackberry grins.

...

Round Eleven

Number of points left:

Blackberry: 3
Crazy: 3
orangepenguin: 3

Number of points to be Executioner: 5

....

Sorry bird1111. I feel bad for not accepting neither Crazy nor orangepenguin into TT3, and I'm hopeing they will forgive me if I aide atleast one of them into victory. =P

[Blackberry]

Haha, I had actually made a fake final-two alliance with bird last round.

3 points to Blackberry

, obvtown.

I KNEW IT!!!

[Blackberry]

3 points to orangepenguin

[Blackberry]

I choose to eliminate...

The air is tense... Thunder sounds in the background.

Crazy

and

orangepenguin

look at me. Both with hope in their eyes. One is a bit cocky. One is a bit crazy. Both are sexy.

...

It's as if time stops for a moment. Anticipation drowns the atmosphere...

[Blackberry]

*Takes a sword and thrusts it into

Crazy

*

Crazy bleeds and begins to cry, "Third place again! What is this!?" He runs back home to his mother.

...

orangepenguin

and

Blackberry

hug and dance

and make babies.

Then the executed players return to crown a winner...

[Blackberry]

Thank you all for a fun game.

I'm very pleased to have make it this far, and I'm very thankful for being elected so many times. ^_^

I decided to keep my word to orangepenguin and go to the finals with him.

Crazy -- I still love you <3. Only because you are into game theory though .

bird1111 -- I was fearful you and Crazy had a final 2 alliance, thus why I eliminated you.

chenhsi -- I was uneasy with the alliance you had with bird1111, flashstorm, and orangepenguin. So I decided to eliminate you.

Those three players and orangepenguin I wanted as the final five, due to the fact orangepenguin supported me and we made an alliance <3 and the others all played DGS so I figured I'd support them and help them get to the finals.

flashstorm -- If I had to be honest, as Crazy may bring this up, I had told Crazy I had wanted you out next cuz of the paragraph above. I apologize. Thanks for playing TT3 though.

raider and kloud -- I found you two as honorable threats, as likeable people and very active, thus why I eliminated you two.

pacman -- I liked you since Round 1, I easily fall victim to flattery and people enjoying my sense of humor, thus why I liked you. I was honestly upset when you were eliminated.

Max -- Sorry it went down the way it did. To be completely honest, I probably woulda eliminated you too, only because I am under the impression you are experienced and probably would have been a threat.

ClockworkRuse -- Sorry? O_o ... Not really much to say, lol.

SensFan -- Thanks for playing TT3 =P.

Cybele -- LOVE YOU!! XOXO

orangepenguin -- thanks for being my ally and for encouraging others to elect me during the rounds ^_^

....

Ummm, I hope you all vote me to win. =P I think I played a good game, I managed to get elected quite a bit which guaranteed me safety and allowed me to eliminate who I choose. I think orangepenguin also played a good game for aligning with me . lol I'm happy either way and I hope you all had as much fun as I did.

<3

Blackberry

[Blackberry]

Then I can kill bird1111, as he was the only person I let into TT3 that was playing EtE3

*coughcough*

I meant out of the players remaining .

lol

[Blackberry]

3 points to Crazy

What kind of alliance person gives 3 points to the person that has announced he is going to kill you? O_o

[Blackberry]

Blackberry, orangepenguin, what did each of you do to help your alliance win?

Whoever's answer I like better will get my vote.

First off, I gave people cookies ^_^.

I managed to get myself elected quite a bit (seven times) in order to insure our safety and to allow us to eliminate who we choose. Being elected so many times actually makes me feel extremely proud of myself. This also allowed me to make the final five people who I wanted to see win.

Helping me be elected is one thing, actually getting elected and executing people is another.

I talked to Crazy and got him to eliminate flashstorm. I talked to you and Crazy when I was paranoid chenhsi was going to steal the game from under my feet (lol) in order to help me eliminate him.

orangepenguin was only elected once ... lol @ him not knowing how many times he was elected.

[Blackberry]

But I didn't want to kill anybody. You killed like..50 people in Deadly Game Show, and like, 11 in Elect the Executioner 1.

I like killing .

It's a game of executioning silly. ^_^

[Blackberry]

Feel free to change your vote to me

<3

.

[Blackberry]

I <3 Sensfan.

I did all the work *looks at blood on hands* (and had fun doing it, LOL).

I met my goals.

And I'm not playing EtE anymore so I won't be able to win another one instead, lol.



<3 <3 <3

Blackberry

Plus, I host kickass Mish Mash games!! ^_^

<3

[Blackberry]

I grab

Orangepenguin

and we start dancing. The secret love notes that we have been sending back and fourth fall to the ground. Hearts flutter in the air. Blackberry and Orangepenguin smile.

Orangepenguin leans in for a kiss...

Blackberry retrieves a pistol and shoves it into Orangepenguin's mouth, "Any last words?"

Orangepenguins face of happiness and romance turns to utter fear, "I wuv you," he mumbles as his mouth has encased the revolver.

Blackberry pulls the trigger and

Orangepenguin

falls dead.