ChubbsMcLubbs (1): somestrangeflea
roflcopter (1): Joubert
No Lynch (1): ChubbsMcLubbs
Not Voting (3): armlx, Scigatt, Sun Tzu
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"You are totally scum!"
"No, you are!"
"No, he is!"
"No, that tree over there is!"
Clearly in a hysterical state, the remaining members of the town and the slightly more malicious amongst them debated and argued over who they thought were the mafiates. After some yelling and some logic and some more yelling, eventually a majority of the people there formed a lynch mob. They locked onto their target. Joubert did what any sensible person would do in a situation. He hauled ass out of there.
Unfortunately, however, he tripped in a manner not unlike the horror movie cliche and he was unable to prevent his own lynching. The mob quickly made their way to his place of residence and feverishly searched for the evidence they thought would be there, linking him to one of the two mafias.
They found none.
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Joubert, Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day 1.