Orca? This! is! Dance of the Title Fairy!

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Drunken Piper for

Prose Before Hos

but if anyone can think of a better one by all means.

He posts in couplets for those who do not know.

[Alabaska J]

Perhaps
Drunken Piper
Poetry Typer
works well?

Ooooh yeah. I like that.

Seconded

.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Drunken Piper for

Prose Before Hos

but if anyone can think of a better one by all means.

He posts in couplets for those who do not know.

That would be nice if prose wasn't the "opposite" of poetry.

Yeah I know that's why I asked for better ideas.

[Alabaska J]

I

strongly

prefer "Couplet Typer."


Rhyming != Poetry.

I can see this working better.

[Alabaska J]

nominate

: the person with the higest (win % as scum + win % as town) in newbie games, with more than 15 newbie games completed, for

"eats newbies"

What's vollkan's? He's the only one that jumps at me when I think about people to check…

[Alabaska J]

I like Guardian's a lot. Don't like anyone else's, really. Claus' would be more apropos if he actually made lists a lot when he posted.

[Alabaska J]

Thirded

@one hit wonder

[Alabaska J]

which is what makes it funny.

How is this amusing?

Are you implying you don't find girls eating fecal matter funny?

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Quag for "Hates Thok"

Have we run out of interesting things to remember people by?

Nominate Simenon for Hates Glork

[Alabaska J]

Hey something very funny happened in an ongoing game that will almost certainly end up in a tag for Haschel Cedricson. What are the rules for showing what happened b/c it's ongoing? Can I post a link to the thread?

[Alabaska J]

Wait until the game is over. If it's that funny, it will still be funny when the game is over.

Will do.

[Alabaska J]

When will people actually get their titles?

[Alabaska J]

Nominate ZONEACE for Ucking Aggot, or if you don't like that fuck reference Laming Aggot

second

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Killah for "chocolit rain, yo"

Second

.

[Alabaska J]

For future reference, if someone posts something, and it gets deleted by me or anyone else, and you know it was deleted,

don't repost the content that was deleted

.

Nominate Mith for "[Removed - Mith]"...

Nominate ZONEACE for

[Removed - mith]

[Alabaska J]

nominate all self-nominators for

Mafia Scum

[Alabaska J]

The original idea of

Townsperson

is better.

LOL yep.

Also,

/nth CES'

.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate shaft.ed for Wanker McStickytitties

.

[Alabaska J]

nominate Erg0 for No Gimmicks

Erg0 posted with the wrong account in a game I'm in

no joke

.

[Alabaska J]

third HoMoo

.

How about

Greenish Crayons

for Erg0?

[Alabaska J]

[quote="armlx"][quote="KaleiÐoscøpe"]Nominate Pokerface for

Too Useful

Ref: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 60#1024460[/quote]

Second.[/quote]

lol third that.

[Alabaska J]

HoMoo and Serious Business sound cool to me

Gotta love that juxtaposition.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Shea for

Get off my lawn, damnit!

Second that, and re-second Guardian for

Cross Killah

.

[Alabaska J]

Full of win.

Abridged for people on the go.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate TSQ for Needs Moar Hugz

.

[Alabaska J]

Nope, Needs Moar Hugz is soooo much better.

Also, /accept.

[Alabaska J]

I prefer "titles: serious business."

/facepalm.

You, sir, just did the title fairy thread equivalent of a cockblock.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate hasdgfas for Liberal Freak.

HoMoo>>>>>>>>>>>>Liberal Freak

Also, doesn't hasdgfas' proof rely on the fact that he is not a liberal?

[Alabaska J]

Needs moar hugz is a terrible title.

Now, if you had moar hugz you wouldn't say such things.

[Alabaska J]

Bumping Alabaska J's nomination for

Threadjacker

(seconded by Armlx and Adel)

Thanks I was beginning to feel left out

Nominating Mokina for

It's a Trap!

Reason: Darkstalkers mafia, Day 4
And this post in particular

The last mafioso was caught by the cop on Day 3, the Cult Recruiter was caught by the roleblocker on Day 4. She couldn't believe the game was over and went on for 3 pages trying to come up with possible scenario where other semi-confirmed players were cult/mafia.

Hell yes 3rd this that was so funny.


Also 4th the lightspeed title (much too lazy to post the numbers)

[Alabaska J]

You betta recognise!

HAHA LOL

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Brandi for Miss Piggy

edit: no I do not think you are fat.

[Alabaska J]

lol fourth Erg0's.

[Alabaska J]

I think

famewh0re

is our best bet.

Or maybe I fail at life.

[Alabaska J]

Or maybe I fail at life.

probably

shut your ace

[Alabaska J]

3rd (or whatever) Famewhore

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Gimbo for Prod Me!

This accurately reflects his inconsistent and lurker playstyle. Doesn't post nearly often enough, IMO, and this title, in addition to being suitable for him and a bit of an injoke (we all prod him a bunch in the games I'm in with him), it will also serve as a reminder to the mod that this player will probably need constant prodding.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Gimbo for Prod Me!

In a few months we can nominate him for

Prodding Gimbo

.

lol that works with me.

[Alabaska J]

Second Prod Gimbo.

Third Prod Gimbo >_> then <_< (my eyes are shifty this is the point I am trying to get across here)

[Alabaska J]

Nominate shaft.ed for Intelligent Faller

I know abridg.ed is probably better but that post in the God thread made me laugh the hardest I have on this site for a while.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate shaft.ed for Intelligent Faller

No.

Jesus, hasdfgas, how often can you fail in one thread?

[Alabaska J]

Gimbo tells me that he's not interested in "Prod me!" as a title.

lies

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Disciple Slayer for Sucking: It's a legitimate strategy.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Disciple Slayer for Sucking: It's a legitimate strategy.

Let's say no.

[Alabaska J]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought DS's whole schtick was that he sucked on purpose to try and out opportunistic wagon-happy scum…

[Alabaska J]

Nominate OhGodMyLife for

StillBetterThanYourLife

.

Maybe

OhGodYouSuck

but this would only really apply if he made a lot of OMGUS plays; I've only played one game with him and we both replaced into it and I nightkilled him after one day so I don't really know.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Haschel Cedricson for Drunken Master

.

Hilariously drunk posted in guitar hero mafia a case against TheSweatpantsNinja and eventually voted him (thinking he was hammering). TSPN turned out to be scum too.

Link pending while I look for it…


EDIT: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... &start=616

epic lolz rereading that

EDIT2: Yes I know a lot of people drunkpost here on MS but I've never seen anything like this.

[Alabaska J]

That

was

hilarious, but I think a better title could be found from that incident.

I agree; there is definitely room for improvement. Drunken Master was just the first thing that popped into my head.

[Alabaska J]

Convicted Felon:PUI
Crime:LUI
MSHUI (Masterful Scum-Hunter Under the Influence)

Yeah I think an Under the Influence kinda title might work.

[Alabaska J]

Drun8ken mMastre for Haschel? I'm not sure how his fingers, drunk or otherwise, made some of the leaps they did.

second

Drun8ken mMastre

for Haschel. Epic lolz.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate OGML for Johnson Pox

kinda like chicken pox except on your johnson.

[Alabaska J]

(Congrats Albaska: HC's title makes you 1 for 10 in nominating good titles.)

Hey actually it is 1.5 b/c of Drunken Piper's title, thank you very much.

[Alabaska J]

Can we remove Alabaska's Mafia Scum title? Just leave him with a blank.

Gurgi has now extended his fail streak to three. He is the reigning champ, because of HC's title going through.

[Alabaska J]

Can we remove Alabaska's Mafia Scum title? Just leave him with a blank.

Gurgi has now extended his fail streak to three. He is the reigning champ, because of HC's title going through.

um, no, because his title for you is funny and clever. It does not fail.

I do believe it does, seeing as it has been pointed out that insults are auto-fail.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate iamausername for iamatitle.

Normally named-based titles are frowned upon, but I think this one is a cut above, IMO.

Second

[Alabaska J]

Seeing as we are all suggesting mediocre titles for Simenon, I thought I should join in.

Nominate Simenon for Bum-P-Diddle-Fizz

In response to this post.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate OGML for Johnson Pox

kinda like chicken pox except on your johnson.

I'd just like to point out that "Spotted Dick" would have been a

much

more hilarious response in this situation.

I lol'd hardcore.

[Alabaska J]

There's gotta be some titles from psychiatrist tonight.

When chef885 gets 100 posts, I'm pouncing on that.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Alabaska J for Off Topic

for his title names and his PR in this game... http://www.mafiascum.mithmojo.net/forum ... 69&start=0

Off-Topic makes Threadjacker all the more awesome...

/win

[Alabaska J]

Nominate CKD for Screams, The Scream or Scream.

fits with his avatar but is really a nod to his commented upon temper in games.

Second

I like the avatar/gameplay combination title. I'm thinking "The Scream" probably fits best, but any of those would work.

Third

[Alabaska J]

Star
(Scream painting)

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....................................,.-‘”...................``~.,
.............................,.-”...................................“-.,
.........................,/...............................................”:,
.....................,?......................................................\,
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.............../...................................................,:”........./
..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../
............./__.(.....“~-,_..............................,:`........../
.........../(_....”~,_........“~,_....................,:`........_/
..........{.._$;_......”=,_.......“-,_.......,.-~-,},.~”;/....}
...........((.....*~_.......”=-._......“;,,./`..../”............../
...,,,___.\`~,......“~.,....................`.....}............../
............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-”
............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\
.............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__
,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-,
.....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\
...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\
................................`:,,...........................`\..............__
.....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``
........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\
...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`\

Oh god that joke was bad

This is the best post in the history (and future) of MafiaScum.

[Alabaska J]

The only title Gimbo can get is "Prodding Gimbo."

End of story.

[Alabaska J]

[quote="KaleiÐoscøpe"][quote="Thok"]Also,

[quote="Title Fairy Policy"]Similarly, avatar related titles are generally frowned upon unless the avatar in question has not changed in a significant period of time (at least a year).[/quote][/quote]Oh, nom me. XD[/quote]

Nominate KaleiDoscøpe for Mafia Smurf

If you happen to be vanilla in a lot of games, then

I'm blue

would be even better.

[Alabaska J]

It's actually impressive how many bad titles alabaska can come up with. I don't think I could consistently produce that much crap.

My secret? A very strict training regimen used to dull any amount of comedic timing a may somehow naturally have, plus a healthy diet of pure, unadulterated mediocrity.

[Alabaska J]

I still like

Fail, K?

for Alabaska J. That may be too clever for him.

nah, shaft.ed wins.


Also, while I'm here,

Nominate Seol for Seol Man

.

ba da baa badada baa he's a seol man

[Alabaska J]

how do you make that smilie!

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Simenon for Jew

[Alabaska J]

Posthumously (perhaps, we'll see what mith decides) Nominate Gimbo for

Prodding Gimbo

complete with italics a la Blackberry's title.

[Alabaska J]

Nah. (I probably should make my standard joke about giving Gimbo an

A

as a title.)

heh.

[Alabaska J]

Yeah....I don't really see the need to make Jeep waste his time giving titles to perma-banned users. I mean, what's the point, just to amuse anyone who (god forbid) wants to go read some old gimbo games?

But he's not perma-banned. It was his first offense and there is a chance he will come back.

[Alabaska J]

But that's not the reason I came here. What was it again…oh yes. Another title nomination.

Nominate roflcopter for Rosso's Better Half

.

He reminds of Rosso when Rosso did scumhunting instead of looking extremely scummy and trying to hammer whenever he could.

[Alabaska J]

...seriously?

…yes?

[Alabaska J]

If only you put as much effort into finding a decent avatar as you do coming up with titles for people.

I was under the impression he put exactly as much effort into his avatar as he does for titles.

I'm man enough to admit this made me chuckle.

[Alabaska J]

A guy who could play mafia fairly well but really rushed, kinda like you do. He eventually devolved into an anti-town spammer who liked hammering people and dropped off the site. Your playstyle of entering with guns blazing and shooting first and asking questions later plus the way you don't use proper capitalization or punctuation and the way newbie's might automatically assume you are scum without meta knowledge also play into it. Rosso was good at one point though, so I'm not insulting you with this nom.

[Alabaska J]

Eh? Rosso is still on the site, and he's still a good player.

I haven't seen him around, and the last game I read of him he was being quite degenerate. I played with him in like my second game and he was very good; in the game I read of him recently he looked a lot less…involved. Not so much scumhunting as hammering.

[Alabaska J]

i just think days/games last longer than they need to

<3

[Alabaska J]

I don't see him hosing noobs…

[Alabaska J]

I don't see him hosing noobs…

Or being funny or, hell, even the slightest bit likeable, for that matter.

Who are you? [size=0]I'm kidding, I totally know who you are. I'm just saying this to make you feel bad about yourself.[/size]

Patient Zero for Alabaska Syndrome

!

Nominate Maz Medias for Patient Zero

Gurgi actually said something witty zomg.

[Alabaska J]

theres no b in manhammer

[Alabaska J]

theres no b in manhammer

Hence why it only rhymes with it.

/facepalm

did not get

[Alabaska J]

??

This is consistent with my meta of you.

[Alabaska J]

"Endgamed"

for shaft.ed, if he accepts it.

Does he always get endgamed or something?


Also, I might have one when a game finishes for Guardian. The post doesn't contain any game information, really, so could I nominate him now or just wait?

[Alabaska J]

Adel, where is your creativity?

Endgam.ed..duh.

heh heh

[Alabaska J]

Nominate CKD for There has to be a better title for CKD

[Alabaska J]

2nd This Space for Rant

[Alabaska J]

Vamp, would you object to a title in regards to your general cluelessness, especially evident in that one newbie game where Elvis mishammered me for the lose when SensFan was the OBVIOUS target for my first and only townie loss (no I'm not bitter why do you ask)?

[Alabaska J]

Given his vampiric nature, nominate Vamparific for

In the Dark

.

2nded. Go for "rewarding medocrity!"

3rded. HEY. There is

nothing wrong

with being mediocre.

[Alabaska J]

Added curiouskarmadog's title. Otherwise, not much happening.

You have

obviously

never played a game with Vamp.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate the various Gimbo alts for the letters P, R, O, and D, in large red.

I prefer B, A, N', and D actually.

PROD

>>>>>>>>

BAN'D

[Alabaska J]

This thread has been full of so much fail lately, of course, most of that is alabaska

god you are so gay you have started pmsing

[Alabaska J]

This thread has been full of so much fail lately, of course, most of that is alabaska

god you are so gay you have started pmsing

See, Shea is funny, you're just stupid.

you're just biased b/c you think about him in the shower

[Alabaska J]

so its a cesspool?

ZONACE is a Simenon alt? GASP

[Alabaska J]

N-dearing isn't as good in my irrelevant opinion because it makes me think of a boyband instead of a ninja.

N-sync?

got to it before I could.

[Alabaska J]

nominate claus for Needs Improvement

the thread about getting him a new avvy and now his sig.

ya

[Alabaska J]

nominate Lawrencealot for A Really Crappy Title

You were warned…

[Alabaska J]

My title wasn't

completely

serious.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Simenon for Cantankerous Asshole

Nominate Porochaz for Eggnogfas?

Nominate FaerieLord for There's no point to this title

Nominate VisMaior for Stenographer of Fail

Nominate gorckat for In This Title…

Nominate Erg0 for Famewhore

Nominate Oman for Winning by Association

Nominate Cyberbob for Dammit that was supposed to be my title!

Nominate oEJo for is.

Nominate Yosarian2 for No Longer Agreeable

Nominate shaft.ed for Probably yelling at C-Span

Nominate Snix for Something Stupid

Nominate Thestatusquo for Guy with the Big Cock

Nominate elvis_knits for Ouch Cramps

Nominate Adel for Sorry, I need them both.

Nominate Flashstorm for Kenny

Nominate Xdaamo for Six Face

Nominate somestrangeflea for 1-Shot Bulletproof SK

Nominate populartajo for Name-based roles are frowned upon

[Alabaska J]

I thought Xdaamo's was quite clever.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate neko2086 for Poor Word Choice

[Alabaska J]

Nominate AniX for Famewhore

Nominate stark for Guy Sitting on a Windowsill Three Stories Up Urinating on Simenon's Parade

Nominate Pokerface for TMI

[Alabaska J]

Nominate iamausername for A Really Shitty Title

Nominate pickemgenius for Autobot

<------------ you know, "more than meets the eye"

[Alabaska J]

seriously, my current (pending) title is

much

better than this gun crap. Also, I would never support anything ZONEACE has touched, so you should know better guys :/

And did you guys even read the GD thread? or do you actually believe I am spamming for no reason?

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Green Liquid for Luigidized

I'm sure there is better suggestions for this though.

As in the meme?

[Alabaska J]

I don't think Alabaska should get oxygen.

Yeah that channel sucks. I've tried calling my cable provider but to no avail.

[Alabaska J]

Also, I refuse to nominate Pie for a title.

[Alabaska J]

I bet if I made a thread saying "post here and you'll get a title nomination" no one would post in it.

[Alabaska J]

I bet if I made a thread saying "post here and you'll get a title nomination from Alabaska J" no one would post in it.

Fixed

Actually that's what I meant.

[Alabaska J]

I'm pretty sure a bunch of newer players would post in that thread just to get nominated.

And they would be punished accordingly.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Green Liquid for Luigidized

I'm sure there is better suggestions for this though.

skitz your not turning into AJ are you?

No, my suggestions are actually good. No lies.

jk, I think a lot of Alabaska J's are good. Stop spreadin' the hate, people!!!

I believe it has come tot the point where people are too biased against me to admit they like any of my titles. I agree, some of mine are very clever, but they are by me.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Oman for Vacuous

*shifty eyes*

[Alabaska J]

Remember kids, it's not random, it's

arbitrairy

.

[Alabaska J]

I was thinking Title Fail-ry, but yeah, Title Arbitrairy is better.

Also,

Nominate Lowell for Premature Elucidation

, because he loves immediate unprovoked claims on Day 1.

Also second this.

[Alabaska J]

Remember kids, it's not random, it's

arbitrairy

.

Great job, you just killed the joke.

AGAIN!

MUAHAHAHAHA

[Alabaska J]

Yeah I think Gurgi saw a post by me and just had a knee-jerk reaction.

Also, his new title nom sucks.

[Alabaska J]

Also, his new title nom sucks.

As compared to your fantastic titles? Seriously, don't kill the funny.

Never said mine were any good. In fact, I have embraced their mediocrity. However, I find it quite troubling that you think I was "killing the funny." Could you be so kind as to point to the humorous gem of yours I have ruined?

[Alabaska J]

Also, his new title nom sucks.

As compared to your fantastic titles? Seriously, don't kill the funny.

Never said mine were any good. In fact, I have embraced their mediocrity. However, I find it quite troubling that you think I was "killing the funny." Could you be so kind as to point to the humorous gem of yours I have ruined?

It took you two days to come up with

that?

/facepalm

Has it ever occurred to you I have a

life

outside of here? This is the first time I've checked here in two days. sigh

[Alabaska J]

second sim for thred killah yo

exactly that spelling

thirdin

this shit yo

[Alabaska J]

It's just because killa nine is a really shitty gimmick and I don't want to be associated with it.

Would it help if OG Smokedank nominated you? I'm 99.9% sure she's legit, although I don't know if she's still around…

[Alabaska J]

It's just because killa nine is a really shitty gimmick and I don't want to be associated with it.

no u!

Aaaaaaaaand there goes my dream that Killah Nine could be, somehow, an actual black person. :/

[Alabaska J]

you DIDDNT realize it was a gimmick? FAIL!

no I realized it, I just hoped it wasn't true. Kind of like a little girl hoping unicorns are real even though she knows they aren't.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Lord Gurgi for A Little Girl

Back on form

Also, although I know this will probably get rejected (seeing as it is one of my nominations), this recently popped into my mind and feels really right to me. I can't stop shaking the feeling that this just might describe Simenon perfectly.

Nominate Simenon for Oldfag

Yeah yeah, there's a swear word in it, it's an Alab title, whatever. But seriously, he is basically the mafiascum GD version of an oldfag. That's my two cents anyway.

[Alabaska J]

Works for me

Nominate Lord Gurgi for A Little Princess

[Alabaska J]

yeah i'll back Entitled.

[Alabaska J]

Stupid whiteknights

But yeah, it's basically the cesspool of the internet. A sewer for the minds of teens and adults alike.

Be careful what you post about them though.

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Lord Gurgi for Asshat inna Tophat

Sorry if someone else was gonna do that, but I just had to.

second

[Alabaska J]

Nominate Lord Gurgi for "Flimsy"

, based on his actions in high-pressure situations.

I'm pretty sure that Lord Gurgi has no interest in a title that insults him. Accept it.

If you want to reference the McCain thread, something like "Socialists are scum" strikes me as a better way to do it. And that's assuming Lord Gurgi wants a title based off of that thread.

Added titles for Simenon and Nocmen.

Ask him yourself - Flimsy is a now long-standing nickname.

Just to clarify, I'm fine with this title.

are you sure?

[Alabaska J]

are you sure?

I can't tell, is this supposed to be funny?

erm, it was a little joke, yes. As in you can't decide about shit, so I wanted to make sure you want the title. Not really that funny when explained.

[Alabaska J]

Well, it wasn't comic fucking genius. Shit.

[Alabaska J]

Where's Alabaska when you need a title?

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

NOMINATE POPULARTAJO FOR "EL ESCONDIDOR SUPREMO"

TELL ME IF MY TRANSLATION IS SUFFICIENT.

THAT IS ALL. I SHALL LEAVE NOW, ONLY TO RETURN IN A FASHION SIMILAR TO BEETLEJUICE.

*poof*

[Alabaska J]

Where's Alabaska when you need a title?

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

NOMINATE POPULARTAJO FOR "EL ESCONDIDOR SUPREMO"

TELL ME IF MY TRANSLATION IS SUFFICIENT.

THAT IS ALL. I SHALL LEAVE NOW, ONLY TO RETURN IN A FASHION SIMILAR TO BEETLEJUICE.

*poof*

learn spanish and try again.
Or even
Learn spanglish and try again.

That was the only thing I could think of for 'Hider.'

What would you use?

[Alabaska J]

I'm fine without a title for right now. The last thing I want to do on this site is become an immature fame whore.

nominate StrangerCoug for: NotAlabaska

clever

[Alabaska J]

I don't suppose these will be updated any time soon…

[Alabaska J]

lol at nekka

[Alabaska J]

nminate Oman dor filthy dunk

Hes alqways drunk....... bastad/1

<3 poro drunkposts

he still has nothing on Haschel. that dudes cracks me up.

[Alabaska J]

Also: lol @ Thok Thok & Thok Thok Thok

????

i lol'd

[Alabaska J]

Holy shit, there finally is a title under my name.
Nothing, I say nothing will be the same.

My sentiments exactly. I miss you drunken Piper

[Alabaska J]

nominate Citizen Karne for It Takes One to Know One

i'll leave now