Dance of the Title Fairy

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

I'd like to nominate Werebear for the title "Dead But Not Gone" or "I Don't Care If I'm Dead"

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

And what is it, ben, that makes you the expert on what title everyone should get?

Perhaps you have some case of "Obsessive Title Envy"?

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Hehe, I get it. It reminds me of a joke I heard some time ago.

A kid walks into an ice cream store and orders a chocolate cone.
The man behind the counter says he's sorry, but they're out of chocolate. So the kid says, "OK, then I'll have chocolate."
The man says, "Kid, I'm out of chocolate."
Once again the boy says, "OK, I'll just have some chocolate."
Annoyed, the man says, "Kid, spell

van

as in vanilla."
So the boy says, "V-A-N."
Then the man says, "Good, now spell

straw

as in strawberry."
So the boy says, "S-T-R-A-W."
Next the man says, "Good, now spell

fuck

as in chocolate."
The boy replies, "There is no fuck in chocolate."
The man says, "That's what I'm trying to tell you!"

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

I think your title is fine Norinel. Look at it this way, at least you

have

a title, while others just have the bland "Mafia Scum".

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

I'm SHOCKED nobody's nominated a title for me. REALLY.

Okay, maybe not.

Get in line, bub.

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Only instead of "permanent newbie", how about "Perma-n00b"

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

No, no, no. It needs to be worded like this "Sworda Sexual"

It includes the word sword, and it sounds like 'sorta sexual'

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

They're probably waiting for someone as important as myself to be put on the waiting list

[aside]AAAAAHHH!! Somebody Poked MeMe's Eyes Out!! [/aside]

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

When Oh When Will It Happen

When they

feel

like doing it. So quit your whining.

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

I'm not actually requesting a title, but I'm curious as to what people thing would be a suitable one for me. After all, I've been here almost a year now.

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Me? I enjoy laughing.

*hands MeMe a mirror*

Here! That should throw you into hysterics!

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Here's an idea...

How 'bout we give him the title "I didn't get a title", and then not really give it to him.

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

What does L.G.H.S. stand for anyway?...

Let God Have Syrup?
Let's Get Hammered Soon?
Lonely Guys Hate Soup?
Lemmings Go Hopping! Splash!?

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Vote: Cam!!!!!

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

eh, I think it's a little too sexy.

-JEEP

"Right," said Fred.

couldn't resist.

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Yeah, that was a good movie, despite the fact that The Shadow was played by a Baldwin.

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

I like "Less Than Scum"