Dance of the Title Fairy

Quagmire · Post Post #180 (isolation #0) » Fri Oct 03, 2003 5:23 pm

You know what? Make me a title! As long as it's not absurd!

I want someone else to get my title made up! Nearly anything you want! Changey changey now!

Quagmire · Post Post #182 (isolation #1) » Sun Oct 05, 2003 2:50 am

bloojay wrote:i seem to be liking "Changey Changey Now!" for your title...

Sure! Whatever the public wants.

Quagmire · Post Post #245 (isolation #2) » Sat Oct 18, 2003 9:39 am

Alright, I have a request, and it's final this time.

I want to have my title, and HOPEFULY it can be in

bold,

because SK's is in blue. Please, get it in bold if humanly possible.

I want, "

Best Mafia player on Earth.

"

Quagmire · Post Post #249 (isolation #3) » Sat Oct 18, 2003 1:19 pm

rite wrote:
Quagmire wrote:Alright, I have a request, and it's final this time.

I want to have my title, and HOPEFULY it can be in
bold,
because SK's is in blue. Please, get it in bold if humanly possible.

I want, "
Best Mafia player on Earth.
"
If you are going to do it, do it in style, eh?

Why

wouldn't

you do it in style?

Quagmire · Post Post #253 (isolation #4) » Sun Oct 19, 2003 3:40 pm

Talitha wrote:
Quagmire wrote:I want, "
Best Mafia player on Earth.
"
Suggestion for Quagmire's title:
4th Best Junior Mafia Player in Chippewa Falls, WI

Suggestion for Talitha: Don't give Quagmire any more suggestions for his title.

Quagmire · Post Post #313 (isolation #5) » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:05 pm

Fine then, poopyheads. I'll take myself off the list.

Any suggestions for titles that are mafia-related and would fit me?

coughmoderatorofthelongestminievercough

Quagmire · Post Post #316 (isolation #6) » Wed Dec 03, 2003 2:44 pm

jeep wrote:
Quagmire wrote:Fine then, poopyheads. I'll take myself off the list.

Any suggestions for titles that are mafia-related and would fit me?

coughmoderatorofthelongestminievercough
You can't take yourself off the list any more than you can put yourself on it... Sugar is the sole controller of who is on or off the list.

-JEEP

Actually, I was on the list to get a name....at least I remember my name on a post of his to get it up there.....

Doesn't matter anyways.

Quagmire · Post Post #420 (isolation #7) » Wed Jan 14, 2004 5:04 pm

Dementia Blader wrote:can anyone think of a title for poor me?

How about "Dementia Blad

d

er"?

Quagmire · Post Post #490 (isolation #8) » Sat Feb 07, 2004 5:59 pm

mith wrote:Stop bugging the admins about a title, please. Sugar is in charge of titles, and the final decision rests with
him
for now. Were it up to me, you would not get one, but I am not going to make a policy of that, and I haven't really gone out of my way to look for posts with actual content.

kthxbye.

Uh oh....maybe mith knows the real truth!

Quagmire · Post Post #519 (isolation #9) » Mon Feb 23, 2004 2:40 pm

bigbenwd wrote:I'm nominating quagmire for the title "For the love of cake!" in reference to the mafia discussion thread regaurding vote counts

Sure; whatever floats your boat.

Quagmire · Post Post #583 (isolation #10) » Sat Mar 27, 2004 5:06 pm

Or it could be from the movie Shrek.

"You know what else has layers? Cakes."

Quagmire · Post Post #594 (isolation #11) » Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:31 am

It may not be an onion, but it's a cake.

A 7-layer cake.

Quagmire · Post Post #675 (isolation #12) » Wed May 05, 2004 12:51 pm

Anonymous wrote:I, for one, consider it an honor to have responsibility on this site and it IS
--MeMe

Vote: IS

Quagmire · Post Post #721 (isolation #13) » Tue Jun 29, 2004 8:29 am

Hell, Meme, I didn't even know what you were talking about when you first posted that. I have my new avatar though.

Quagmire · Post Post #745 (isolation #14) » Thu Jul 08, 2004 4:51 pm

mathcam wrote:Or "Sorta sexual".

Cam

Me? Only "sort of sexual"?

I doubt it. Highly.

Quagmire · Post Post #758 (isolation #15) » Mon Jul 19, 2004 6:32 am

So is it going to be "Sworda Sexual" or "Swordosexual"? I don't care either way.

Quagmire · Post Post #764 (isolation #16) » Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:41 am

So then it's decided.

Title Fairy, are you gonna come and shove some pixie dust down my title's throat?

Quagmire · Post Post #794 (isolation #17) » Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:02 am

Narninian wrote:His title is no Paradox, despite it making Robots explode in star Trek - He simply SOMETIMES lies, including with his title.

But that doesn't work. His title says he always lies, not sometimes lies.

Quagmire · Post Post #837 (isolation #18) » Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:43 pm

Pink zelda is better, because it's the better game. It's gone downhill after that masterpiece of a game.

Quagmire · Post Post #843 (isolation #19) » Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:08 pm

JDTAY wrote:Bah, Quagmire, everybody knows that Link's Awakening is the superior game.

Link's Awakwening? For GAMECUBE? Not a chance! It sucks.

Quagmire · Post Post #898 (isolation #20) » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:40 am

spork76 wrote:I WANT WHATEVER PEOPLE GIVE ME!!!!!!!!

There, that's better.

Quagmire · Post Post #914 (isolation #21) » Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:16 pm

Then why are you excited about it?

Quagmire · Post Post #917 (isolation #22) » Sun Sep 19, 2004 2:32 pm

Mr_Gnome_It_All wrote:
MeMe wrote: Me? I enjoy laughing.
*hands MeMe a mirror*

Here! That should throw you into hysterics!

MeMe, are you just going to sit back and take that?

Quagmire · Post Post #927 (isolation #23) » Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:05 pm

PolarBoy wrote:Actually, about Quagmire's title: I've been thinking maybe it shouldn't be. I like telling people about this site, but every time there's something like that, I'm a little less able to recommend it. Young scummers are cool too, and I can't in good conscience direct most of them to a site that I know contains things like that. Until recently it really hasn't been an issue, but I think that we, as a community, need to consider our content and how it affects our membership.

And yes, JEEP, that is the list.

So your friends won't join the website because of a teenager who has a vague sexual reference as his avatar and the rest of the scummers found a funny pun along with it? Sorry, but if that's the case, I wouldn't enjoy them being here. Or you could always ban me. But that's a stupid idea, too.

Quagmire · Post Post #994 (isolation #24) » Sat Oct 09, 2004 1:25 pm

meaning of life 42 wrote:why not?
just wondering.

You're lobbying for it and being annoying.

Quagmire · Post Post #1035 (isolation #25) » Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:15 pm

ZONEACE wrote:
Vraak X wrote:I'm George W. Bush and I approved this message.
Wheres the mute button, cause thats the best way to deal with Dubya's messages?

Works just as well on Kerry.

Quagmire · Post Post #1145 (isolation #26) » Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:02 pm

MeMe wrote:I'm voting against changing Quagmire's title. The one he has still makes me laugh.

(and yay Cam!)

I was going to post the same thing. I like my title.

Quagmire · Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:15 am

jeep wrote:Title's really shouldn't be tied to an avatar, IMO.

-JEEP

Aw, come on.

Quagmire · Post Post #1521 (isolation #28) » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:56 pm

BrianMcQueso wrote:This whole experience has taught me a valuable lesson, on which I plan to write a self-help book.

How To Get A Title

* Be active on the site

* Be (kinda) active on the site

* When playing, help the game with useful discussion
* Be entertaining to other players
* Suck up to those who have the power to give you a title
* Moderate games
* Discuss mafia theory
* Have fun in the General and Other Games forums

* Say one funny thing in the Dance of the Title Fairy thread.
* Take a cheap shot at Spork (couldn't hurt).

If only I knew it was that simple... instead of trying all the complicated stuff.

You forgot "Have a suggestive avatar."

Quagmire · Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:54 am

rolandofthewhite wrote:I dunno. The guy in your avatar looks constipated, if that gives anyone any ideas.

(By the way, who is that? He reminds me of the lead singer of The Killers.)

That

IS

the lead singer of The Killers.

Quagmire · Post Post #1680 (isolation #30) » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:45 pm

I nominate MMCL for "Sextra Sexual"

MMCL wrote:LOL Stewie - it actually enhances things downstairs...extra sensitivity for me and new feelings for my partner... and I do agree Max - why do men have nipples?