Loser Mafia (Game Over)

[The Jester]

If we do what Poker wants, Korlash should replace indefinitely.

Break the time-space continuum, you know that would be fun Mod, you really do.

[The Jester]

Vote: Pokerface

Because it's literally against the laws of physics for me to vote DGB.

[The Jester]

Dahill is scum, don't vote him.

(I've been waiting for a long time to say this.)

Also, Pokerface is friendly; perfect person to be lynching.

[The Jester]

I believe you were asking a question, therefore phising for someone to tell you what to do, in which case you would then proceed with that plan. If anything went wrong, you could fall back on whoever told you what to do next.

Which makes you scummy, and means we can't vote you. Ever.

This game will be the greatest fun I've ever had.

[The Jester]

And that's why you should not be lynched.

You just reiterated my translation, except it was re-worded slightly.

Figure it out, learn something new, if you don't keep up, we'll lynch you!

(If it was a normal mafia game, but things this game is some Willy Wonka nonsense so things are different.)

[The Jester]

Vampire and Dahill are the two mafia.

The above statement is an outright fabrication.

Can't believe this game will end that fast though.

[The Jester]

I think your idea is ridiculous, everyone wants to get lynched so everyone will be trying to be voted....

Mafia tells won't exactly be easy to see I believe.

[The Jester]

I think the Jester is scum and I refuse to vote for him. I am violently opposed to a Jester lynch.

See, we just can't vote for each other....

My truffle is alive again! Whoo!

Seriously though, DGB posting four times in a row? That's some silly frustration, and we can't vote her for that.

Lack of evidence for DGB being town to vote her, that is.

I'm sticking to my vote, vote-hopping is not very Townish, and not being Townish keeps you alive; and we want to lynch Town.

(Who isn't having fun with this set-up? Lynching Town, leaving Mafia alone. If only...)

[The Jester]

EBWOP: I forgot.

I'm not touching Nocmen with a $99.85 50-foot pole made of bamboo imported from Hong Kong, tax not included, shipping is free and will arrive in 1 to 5 business days to anywhere in the United States*.


*Not including Hawaii and Alaska.

[The Jester]

Don't hurt my truffle, or I'll whack you with this bamboo pole I bought*...

*(Had to find a way of transport...)

[The Jester]

Why would you vote someone for being scummy?

You would vote people that you think are helpful and town, except if you lynch helpful people then you're narrowing your chances of winning down.

Oh, I lynched a helpful Townie; well spot-on you're right, ya did! Too bad though, if he was still alive he would help us find mafia, shame ya killed him.

*Points to that The Jester fellow, yeah; he's who I'm talking about.*

[The Jester]

Ignore Dahill, that's what I'm doing....after I read his posts...

I wonder when the frenchmen will be here...

[The Jester]

I'd definitely touch Pokerface with the Hong-Kong Bamboo pole.

Vote Pokerface for the win!

[The Jester]

I'm glad you saw it too.

[The Jester]

Zombie understands, listen to him.

On a side-note: Random voting is stupid. Just because rolling dice is not, does not mean putting the two together will help you. Besides, that's a silly way to win-gambling-the nerve.

[The Jester]

Except for Nocmen, and the Ninja, they're mafia.

But I agree Pokerface from post 1 of this game said, PF should be lynched first.

[The Jester]

Oh yeah, that's how they get you. "Oh sir, it's in your favor to win!"

Crap, dealer got 21, there goes $100.....but it was in my favor.

Random-lynching is silly because it's gambling and gambling is bad bad bad. This coming from a guy who is hailed for being "jewish" for being good with money.

If we get one mafia, we instantly get into, lynch the other and lose. Which is incredibly bad.

DGB, you're so nice.

[The Jester]

Too long? We only have two mafia, seriously...it SHOULD be something similar-ratio-wise.

Also, Flame-axe was confirmed town via post that nibbler-avatar-meme was never cool.

Hence, I will vote for him later which would be after Poker's lynched, possibly.

[The Jester]

I'm glad I could make you laugh DGB, definitely quoting that as well.

I do not want to be lynched, and I am not voting for DGB anytime ever. Not because I think DGB is mafia but because I can't stand the thought of lynching her, ever. No reason to go on if she died...no reason...

Awww thanks for getting armlx for me DGB.

@Armlx: you're ray cha- oh wait. Yes, whatever crap you were referring to was probably just that because I am not entirely sure why you brought up something vaguely to inform everyone you're going to ignore it; but thanks I guess.

Pokerface is helpful, TOO helpful; if he's so good he convinces everyone to vote someone he finds town and they're not because he made a mistake we all suffer EXTRAORDINARILY!

I will not sit here in this brown chair and slowly day on day watch that happen while continuously hitting F5, I will not!

Majority rules here, and if we have some gladiatorial ruler who can thumbs up or downs all he pleases and we obey like slaves! It will be the end of us all!

For this, Pokerface must be lynched because he seems the most Town. That means we have a good chance for a day 1 lynch, and lose someone to mafia and continue.

Yes, this sounds a bit hypocritical, if I'm helping you guys so much yet I don't want to be lynched. Of course I don't want you to believe me like you'll believe what Pokerface says. I want you to think if what I say could be true, object or not...up to you! We must question everything like we're se7en!

Now, For ....Losing! (That sounds so anti-motivational...)

[The Jester]

DGB is so silly sometimes, it's so cute.

Still waiting to hit Pokerface with this bamboo...

[The Jester]

Anti-Bussing?

By the way, thanks for saying bussing as flameaxe already said is done by two members of the same faction. Silly silly don't make sense armlx.

I voted Pokerface page 1, first post of this game. I'm pretty sure mafia wouldn't hardcore attempt to lynch someone like that, if they did-game over. That's called gambling and what have I told you of gambling? Bad, bad Armlx, no allowance for a- I don't give you money, so now you get less than nothing....so there!

[The Jester]

No bussing does not, it's been mentioned before.

The real punishment is one less day to have one of them lynched, so there is always a consequence to an action.

A strong player, pssshhh... most townies will eventually get lynched, we're going to get get down to very few townies. What information do you get from a lynch?

So and So was lynched and came up town, do you automatically assume mafia was not on the wagon? Or do you assume they were to avoid suspicion? Or half and half to throw all of us for a loop? Most of it is WIFOM*, well pretty much all of it is.

Connections between people, distancing or otherwise should be watched as well as vote-hopping.

*Non-alcoholic

[The Jester]

DGB is copying me, I'll take it as a compliment.

[The Jester]

Well I'll take either one, either it's great flattery or you're alone? (I'm certainly not anymore if you're here. )

Unvote

Vote: Shyguy

You're the incarnate of the one who voted me, so obviously I must vote you to protect myself.

Backwards logic is fun.

(Still prefer the non-alcoholic wine, cider is fine too.)

[The Jester]

Don't Meta, it makes you look silly. With this being Reverse-Pseudo logic mafia, you'll get more confused with the results you shouldn't base and verify 100% upon.

The "town-tell" for flameaxe that I know of is a joke I made about him confirming he's Town because of what he said in a thread about the avatar meme.

Maybe I'll stare at the mechanics though, it sounds like fun.

[The Jester]

Yay, I'm in the middle; everything is going to plan!

Whoo...

I approve of not lynching DGB.

[The Jester]

Well, from that and other things, here's my list of Neutral and leaning towards Mafia.

My list of Neutral

7. Flameaxe - Anyone can shout, Lynch me.
8. PokerFace - Good posts but re-reading the mechanics? In the other thread he seemed to be rather excited about playing this game, so why would he need to re-read the game mechanics? Leaning towards PF being mafia, but he's mostly neutral.

Leaning towards as being mafia, and who I will not be voting for so far. Neither were on the shy guy wagon, and no one seemed to be too inactive from recent postings.

1. armlx
5. thevampireofdusseldorf
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[The Jester]

Ah, that does make sense.

I did do my 'hunting' as shown in my list.

I didn't vote for zombie based on his reaction as Ninja said. I don't like how he said "Flameaxe, wait your turn" either.

Awwww don't lynch me, I want to make it to the end-game....

Just from recent posts I'm thinking Flameaxe and Zombie could be mafia.

[The Jester]

Why vote flameaxe DGB?

[The Jester]

How so? Explain, you mean my why vote for flameaxe to DGB? I said at the start of this day who my neutral and mafia suspicions are.....

Update: I'm more sure that armlx is mafia.

Also, I don't mind not being lynched, I'm opposed to my lynch, same as DGB is.

[The Jester]

Whose calling who Drunk?

Fake Daykill: thevampireofdusseldork

Tell me I drink, show you what's up.

[The Jester]

My fake daykill didn't work in this vanilla town and mafia game...

....Interesting....

Fake Ressurect: Nocmen

Quick, we need someone we can lynch...

I still don't want to lynch flameaxe....

I wouldn't mind lynching zombie...

Vote: Zombie

yeah!

[The Jester]

Armlx, why am I probable scum? Unlike you, I have reasons for why I think you're scum.

I'm leaning towards voting Sweatpants, hmmm.

Decisions Decisions....

[The Jester]

I did explain. Your play this game has been deliberately all over the place, shooting suspicions around at whoever is convenient and acting deliberately hard to read.

If you think I am scum, thats actually great to me. I'll explain more post game, but I think I figured this set up out.

Deliberately? So you have a paper with my name signed on it that expresses my telling of what I am to do on purpose? Just being technical.

I shoot suspicions at people with good reason, if you dislike one, show me and we will actually get somewhere specific.

Conveinient? Pish-pash, Flameaxe is convenient at L-1 and I'm not voting him, and have expressed concern to not vote him. I'm not hard to read, you just need new glasses...

or new contacts...

Well I'm glad you think you figured something out. Also, thanks for painting yourself a target, that'll go over great I'm sure, great plan.

[The Jester]

You're not even going the right way. Where do you think you're going? Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.

[The Jester]

Actually that was just me mocking you with a Portal quote, because Portal is amazing. The only reason I used it, was because it was funny, and what I wanted to say wasn't as funny. Clarification is in this post.

It translates to, me being confused, and not understanding your post.

"Have you read your posts? Everyone save SL, jdodge, DGB, and yourself has been accused. Well, them and Shyguy. "

Rhetorical boring question...ah okay. Everyone except those five? So everyone has been accused as mafia except them? DGB has been accused, I have been accused so I don't understand if that's what that means.

Clarify that post for me please.

Ah, except this time there was a deliberate meaning, to make a reference to Portal that had a similar meaning to my response to what you said in your post.

[The Jester]

Please give reasons for thinking that. You don't really contribute too much though...

I wouldn't say bullet train, I would say it's going at a normal rate, well normal for what I find to be a great pace for a mafia game.

@Armlx:

Look - we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live, and I'll live in the other half. We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.

[The Jester]

EBWOP:

TVOD and Jester are scum
also, unless people want more discussion (which i'm fine with) then we should =====[]

Ahahahaha! (In pain)

[The Jester]

Actually it's funny because it's Portal.

Did I not already mention Portal = funny?

Hmmm....also your assumptions make me laugh, except this time not in pain.

Armlx, your emoticon is broken.

Well after these last few posts I'm believing that Mr. Flame is not mafia, I would imagine him to be less lurking and more...active...alas I'll still not vote as that would defeat the purpose of others hopefully catching up.

[The Jester]

Vamp I had a slight feeling from your post that it would not be one of mafia, your previous post has been looked at as amazing.

I feel okay with lynching vampire now. (Not immediately now, but so far at anytime we're looking for who we should lynch next.)

[The Jester]

You said drop it like its hot. I am now sad.

Random Portal QUOTES, not comments, pay attention.

Wait, saying funny things = giving up? Well a comic doesn't get paid too much so I guess that could be partially right. Of course this is assuming I'm mafia.

You know there really was a cake...

[The Jester]

No, they are non-game related fun. Adds humor.

Portal is not nonsense, it's amazing. Especially coming from someone who participates in the avatar meme of bore? The Irony...

[The Jester]

It only clogs the thread if you focus on it as the main issue, when it's clearly not.

I was referring that Portal in in of itself is better than the meme that you participate in.

Ironic that someone doing something not awesome is claiming something that is obviously awesome is not.

[The Jester]

Apology accepted.

[The Jester]

Hmmm, why not lynch Shadowlurker?

But other then that, your list looks nice. I don't mind being on it at all.

Think I'll do some re-reading before voting though.

[The Jester]

Ah, makes sense. I was thinking that.

Do you think mafia would lurk? Personally I don't think they would, and if they did they would still check in to see they aren't being voted for at all.

Which gives me a partial reason to vote him.

So I take it you trust Pokerface if there's only one scum in that group of four?

[The Jester]

Just finished a re-read and comparing each wagon with the posts.

Vote: TSN

Definitely had a few posts that made me very sure of him being town.

I feel tomorrow we should lynch pokerface.

[The Jester]

This seems simple.

Lynch Pokerface today. If he's town, town win.

I mean, a time or two the Mod has wanted nightchoices in faster...and vampire and shadowlurker haven't been active.

Also note the Prodding Rules.

Players must post

once every five days

. Prods will go out after ~72 hours. If a player does not reply to a prod, they will be replaced.

Am I to assume that your PR is special to a rule that applies to everyone? Also, I don't believe the way the set-up was given that any townie would have a Post-restriction. It doesn't add up, 2 mafia goons, 11 townies. I'm happy with not lynching SL, ever. Therefore I feel it okay to lynch Pokerface today.

Vote: Pokerface

My plan to stay till endgame has worked rather well.

[The Jester]

That and his faulty PR I don't see adding up.

SL, what was with your weird random number-letter post?

[The Jester]

Vampire doesn't post much, I'm thinking armlx is town and vampire is mafia.

I'm happy with voting armlx at this point.

[The Jester]

EBWOP:

Gah, forgot to add why. Vampire doesn't seem too active, and they've wanted night actions in faster, and armlx you seem active when I checked online. You were online allegedly for a good few hours at least. It leans me to think vampire is mafia. Of course, I would like vampire to give his thoughts before I do any voting.

[The Jester]

Yay for progress.

Hopefully my laptop comes sooner, so limited access for about a week.

[The Jester]

Hmmm, I have an idea.

Mafia doesn't want anyone but them to be lynched, so each of us pick one of the other two we think is the most town to them. One with two town votes is lynched?

[The Jester]

Vamp is sick, and that's what we're waiting for. Hopefully vamp feels better soon.

Pseudo-vote Armlx

[The Jester]

Well an idea was each of us says who the most town (to them) of the other two is.

One with two town votes should be lynched.

Armlx chose me, I chose him. So we'd basically wait to hear which of us you find more town. Town have nothing to lose this way, mafia do if both town choose the other. You make a case why you can't see either.

[The Jester]

I prefer to be nightkilled.

Hell, you'll get to nightkill me, haven't you wanted that for a long time (since worst idea mafia)?

[The Jester]

DGB, sniff...

I miss her already, she took to my perspective of this game, I miss her..

[The Jester]

I voted Pokerface

Armlx you posted about SL digging his own grave.

Poker hammered himself

SL I believe posted

You try to unvote, even though he was hammered.

What's with the useless unvote?

Also, why did you say so surely I was the last mafia, yet a few posts later, most town atm is me? Very opposite remarks very close to each other.

[The Jester]

So, why the useless unvote?

[The Jester]

What made you go from voting me from what Korlash said, to flipping a coin?

Voting someone in this stage other than yourself is pretty close to saying "Final Answer" on WWtbaM. If you were so sure what made you change your mind to flipping a coin?

[The Jester]

But why did you suddenly decide it was time to flip a coin to decide?

[The Jester]

Well, what are your thoughts then? Besides asking everyone but you what they think.

[The Jester]

Well, you said you had something you didn't want to reveal armlx, so is it time to reveal it?

I've already stated I want to be in the endgame nightkilled, so I'm just confirming 90% which one I find to be town.

Time for a gambit!

Vote: Jester, The

See if it works or not. I really like that new way to address myself, thanks Korlash!

[The Jester]

Gambit 2

Korlash, why should I vote you?

Armlx, why should I vote you?

Simenon, how are the kids? (I Jest)

[The Jester]

I feel my only purpose is to vote for the sole in my shoe, and lynch it properly.

Korlash, what does it say about you sending in nightchoices?

I've resorted to Role Pms to help end this.

[The Jester]

What does it say in your role PM about nightchoices?

[The Jester]

Unvote

Well, Armlx blatant not talking is bugging me, his pretending to unvote poker after he was already lynched to appear "innocent".

Vampire eh...I don't know.

I don't mind if I lose this because Armlx decided to be weird endgame.

Vote: Korlash

Doesn't feel Korlash-mafia this time.

Go go Loser Mafia.

You guys both are seemingly unhelpful end-game.

[The Jester]

What did I do again?

SL, did you seriously have Post-restriction?

My vote on Poker was more confidence then it should have been, that was a mistake on my part.

I'm perfectly fine with losing at this point, and I do mean losing as in we didn't win by losing.

[The Jester]

Gambits - I tried to do a few things that would show I was scum. Sole in my shoe to avoid being destroyed by Sim.

Your unvote on me made me think you were mafia trying to appear town.

Don't blame me, no one was actually helping.

Seriously, read my first few posts. Do you think mafia's first vote would be their only partner? That's such a Huge risk.

That and my voting myself was to show that I was crazy enough to do it. I'd imagine the other town would think, mafia wouldn't do that. I guess that was too much to expect.

Not that big a deal. Really not playing with someone because of this scenario, you're rather narrow-minded, unless you would have done better?

[The Jester]

Edit.

To show I was town.

Oh well, armlx you weren't helping at all. At least I tried.

Anyone can talk all they want, but I had little to no help in this.

Next time I'm just voting with my instincts and not waiting for people to post.

[The Jester]

DGB kept copying me, I was honestly scared DGB was mafia...

I can't believe you listened to Korlash, I mean his tag is Crap Logic with a K...

Oh well.

We truly won for having truly lost, that's how I'm looking at this.

[The Jester]

It wasn't listening to Korlash, it was not listening to you.