At an earlier discussion that occurred Day 1…
-So this one time at this one place I saw this one guy and I was all “dude, you look familiar” WhoMe? stated .
-You look familiar too my good fellow. Have you ever been arrested before? Erg0 askes.
-Even if I were, I would never tell you, as that would imply you either being a cop, or someone who has been arrested also. WhoMe? calmly says.
-Oh shit…. I do recognize you…. you’re the notorious Car Thief Masterpimp Kumango Katachawihomonitchan. Or THE CRAZY ASIAN! Erg0 states wildly.
-Bitch do I look asian to you? WhoMe? asks
-No, but you do look Erg0 struggles to get out as he realizes WhoMe? has left to go to the bathroom.
LATER ON IN THE DAYS
-This basement fucking sucks, BBM needs some goddamn hookers up in this bitch so we can slap some hoes. Coron defiantely exclaims!
-That’s probably not a good idea, I mean we have a cop in here seceretly, and that’s just asking to get caught. That would probably be the stupidest thing he could do right now.- Jdodge chimes in.
-I agree with Jdodge- a mysterious figure states from far away
-Who the fuck is that and how did he hear us? Jdodge inquisitively states.
-Sounds like scotmany12, I knew him in college, and then some shit happened, and…. well I’m not the person you should ask about that. Coron noticeably uncomfortable explains.
-Hi! I’m scotmany12 and I believe this is like a college reunion or something, as like… everyone here I went to college with! I wonder if anyone else has noticed this strange coincidence besides me?
-Hi! I’m not scotmany12, and fuck you… Tamuz obviously pissed states.
-Holy shit!!!! You’re the person who hates THE CLIQUE!!!! AMIRITE?- scotmany goes apeshit.
-Hi I’m Tamuz! It appears you’ve heard of me! Now please leave me the fuck alone dude.- Tamuz walks off.
-Are you roffman? THE ROFFMAN!??? I am such a big fan of yours!-KaleiÐoscøpe
- Why yes I am. Who wants to know?
- I am seriously your biggest fan like omg seriously , can I get your autograph?- KaleiÐoscøpe asks
-Why yes you may, I thank you for being a fan, now if you could help me find a way out of here that would be great my good fellow- roffman exclaims.
PICKEMGENIUS HAS CALLS OUT AND GATHERS THE FINAL SEVEN PLAYERS!
PLAYERS! YOU HAVE ALL BE INVITED HERE FOR ONE REASON!
THREE OF YOU ARE EVIL AND THERE ARE SEVEN OF YOU AT THE MOMENT.
IF YOU HAVENT REALIZED FIVE PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY BEEN KILLED IN A VARIETY OF MANNERS INLUDING THE LYNCHING OF TWO PLAYERS, AND ME PERSOANLLY CANNONBALLING THE OTHER.
DURING YOUR EXPERIENCE HERE THE EVIL PEOPLE HAVE MANAGED TO KILL OF MOST OF YOUR SUPER PLAYERS THUSFAR, AND HAVE MANAGED TO GET AWAY WITH IT.
EACH ONE OF YOU HAS A SPECIAL TALENT, WHETHER IT BE JUST A NORMAL PERSON, OR A BADASS MOTIVATOR.
Seeing as you guys need some help I will call Roffman the motivator, yes THE ROFFMAN to come and give an inspirational speech, so please give a warm round of applause to him.
*applause*
Roffman- There are certain times when you realize you don’t feel in a good position to accomplish your goals. And there are certain times you realize that you’ve accomplished everything you can. That’s why I am announcing my retirement from the gaming business.
*gaspshockhorror*
(A variety of cameras, and newspaper reporters, along with crazy bloggers burst into the basement, and immediately begin to question roffman)
BBM comes in and states- Dude I need some Ramen Beef Flavored…. I’ll be right back
*killitbang*
*gunshot*
PICKEMGENIUS HOPS BACK ONTO THE STAGE.
Roffman is dead. I ask for all the reporters and bloggers and BBM to assist me upstairs with something please.
*PEG locks door as the crowd goes upstairs*
The town is fucked
*sigh*
MAFIA-
KaleiÐoscøpe
WhoMe?
Coron
WIN!
. 
VOTECOUNT.