Help! I'm a famewhore.

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WSED?

Post more in Mafia Discussion
3
6%
Post more in General Discussion
4
8%
Get tempbanned from General Discussion
6
12%
Get permabanned from site
8
16%
Increase use of profanity
3
6%
Maybe win a game for once
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22%
Coming Soon: Dwarf Amputee Butt Sex Mafia!
11
22%
diaf (this could actually work)
5
10%
 
Total votes: 51

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Help! I'm a famewhore.

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:18 am

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The occurence of my scumday has led me to realise that I'm well behind schedule on achieving the fame that I had envisioned for myself here on Mafiascum. As such, I've been forced to admit that I may not know everything about being an internet big shot, so I've decided to ask some of the more experienced famewhores here in GD for advice. I've already checked off point one in my plan:
Ergo's Plan wrote:1. Start a thread in GD
What should be my next step in attempting to increase my profile in the MS community?

Be aware that my schedule renders me unable to make gay jokes in Scumchat during peak traffic periods, so I haven't included that option in the poll. If there's anything that I've missed feel free to make your own suggestions below.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:20 am

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Step 2: Get banned from GD.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:42 am

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Get banned from Mafiascum. People always becomes more famous after they're gone ... well, some. It's a chance to take.
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:59 am

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Be the best version of yourself. What do you want people to think of you as contributing to the site? Contribute that thing.

Post more in GD and MD. Contribute to discussions there. Try to say things that others haven't thought of, articulatly. Ideas that benefit the site. Perspectives that might change minds. Try not to be wrong too often. Strive for "QFT"s and "Wins at life"s and so forth.

I'd suggest cultivating a gimmick, but I've tried a couple of times; like goth clothes, I like the look on others when they do it well, but would get bored with wearing the same colour every day; similarly I could not call Scully hot three times a week for several decades (or what seems like it :P)
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:01 pm

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Adele wrote:Be the best version of yourself. What do you want people to think of you as contributing to the site? Contribute that thing.

Post more in GD and MD. Contribute to discussions there. Try to say things that others haven't thought of, articulatly. Ideas that benefit the site. Perspectives that might change minds. Try not to be wrong too often. Strive for "QFT"s and "Wins at life"s and so forth.

I'd suggest cultivating a gimmick, but I've tried a couple of times; like goth clothes, I like the look on others when they do it well, but would get bored with wearing the same colour every day; similarly I could not call Scully hot three times a week for several decades (or what seems like it :P)
The problem with AniXes gimmick isn't that it's annoying, just that it's WRONG.
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:07 pm

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Become vocal and unlikable. Get a hilarious avatar. Make a sockpuppet whose gimmick is to agree with you. Make outrageous claims (on mafia or general subjects) and defend them no matter what.

I voted for swearing more.
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:12 pm

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I agree with Adele. You need a gimmick. Goth clothes would be a bad idea. Your gimmick should not restrict your options. It should be something fun you can slip in to your posts easily.

YARR!

Also, I voted for "win a game".
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:12 pm

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Get the role name "Dr. Bill Lee" more often, and continue to fail to notice when scum counterclaims another scum claiming Dr. Bill Lee as a role name.

>.>
<.<

Edit: Hey, I know what the name of Erg0's gimmick account should be...
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:12 pm

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Kelly Chen wrote:Become vocal and unlikable. Get a hilarious avatar. Make a sockpuppet whose gimmick is to agree with you. Make outrageous claims (on mafia or general subjects) and defend them no matter what.

I voted for swearing more.
Observation: The poster quoted above follows none of her own suggestions yet has managed to become quite comfortably famous on the site.
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:14 pm

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Kelly Chen wrote:Become vocal and unlikable. Get a hilarious avatar. Make a sockpuppet whose gimmick is to agree with you. Make outrageous claims (on mafia or general subjects) and defend them no matter what.

I voted for swearing more.
You combined Quag, Pie, and CDB into one person.
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:15 pm

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Tarhalindur wrote:Get the role name "Dr. Bill Lee" more often, and continue to fail to notice when scum counterclaims another scum claiming Dr. Bill Lee as a role name.

>.>
<.<

Edit: Hey, I know what the name of Erg0's gimmick account should be...
Y'know I bought my girlfriend all 10 seasons of Stargate for Christmas, and the first time I saw Bill Lee on screen I yelled out "
that's
who I was!"

She doesn't let me watch them with her any more.

Also, I love that Adele actually gave me a serious response (to be clear: I'm not being sarcastic). :)
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:16 pm

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Get a new alt called "Killah Nines Hoes"
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:16 pm

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Go into scumchat drunk out of your mind.

To my everlasting shame, thats what got me a cameo in the scummies.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:19 pm

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I've been drunk out of my mind in SC before. I don't recall it ever being a big deal.
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:19 pm

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Adele wrote: Try to say things that others haven't thought of, articulatly.
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:40 pm

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I looked at the title and ran through it in my head:

TSQ, Quag is back?, Adel being ironic.

ERG0!!! WHAT THE FUCK!

I suggest you get a gimmick. PEG has his naked dancing on scumtube, I have being aussie (no you may not have mine), Prozac has eggnogfas, you have...nothing yet.

Get a gimmick man!
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:46 pm

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I was an Aussie first! You stole my gimmick!

I demand an apology in Parliament.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:48 pm

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As Glork and TSQ can testify, giving undeserved praise and kissing ass will get you far on mafiascum.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:53 pm

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Gimmick.

I voted for diaf.
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:56 pm

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cicero wrote:Observation: The poster quoted above follows none of her own suggestions yet has managed to become quite comfortably famous on the site.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:12 pm

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I suggest a Diablo themed avatar. It's worked great for me.
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:13 pm

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Guardian wrote:I voted for diaf.
I figure this would get me at least two minutes on the evening news.
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:17 pm

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shaft.ed wrote:I suggest a Diablo themed avatar. It's worked great for me.
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:24 pm

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Kelly Chen wrote:Become vocal and unlikable. Get a hilarious avatar. Make a sockpuppet whose gimmick is to agree with you. Make outrageous claims (on mafia or general subjects) and defend them no matter what.
Worked for me! But I ask you, children, is that the kind of fame you want? It's not fame, oh, no, it's infamy!
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:27 pm

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I agree with Adel. Contributing more on GD can be good, But the focus on this is CONTRIBUTE.
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