The MafiaScum Minecraft Thread - Summer 2024 NEW SERVER!

[Korlash]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa...

Are you telling me I've been playing Minecraft all these many

years

months alone and I could have been pretending to be a hermit on a mafiascum server instead?...

Why does nobody tell me these things...

[Korlash]

You didn't ask...

I'm Korlash... I has everything.... *hugs everything to chest* =D

Although... right now... I don't seem to have a connection to the internet since minecraft wont let me log on D= how can I steal all the lootz... >.> 'Build things' <.< if I can't connect?

[Korlash]

Hmmm, what's the equity rate in that part of the world? Are there good schools within walking distance? You know, I have to think about resale value...

[Korlash]

IGN... IGN... hmmm... I'm guessing that has something to do with Minecraft... Is that the same as my username? =D (I don't do a lot of multiplayer...)

Username is darkcatseye2... Because I had to buy the game a second time... D=

[Korlash]

Yup, the three of you are in the same boat

Whoa whoa whoa! What the heck mod are you running that you can get three people in one boat... Can you imagine the steering on that thing?

"I want to go this way"
"No I want to go this way"
"Why isn't it MOVING?"

Three person boats would be a madhouse... A MADHOUSE!

... Madboat? Ridiculous idea... Now a three person minecart... (we could make donkey kong levels! =D Om could be Diddy!)

[Korlash]

If I had known picking that flower would result in this I never would have done it! WHY WASN'T THERE A SIGN?!?!?

[Korlash]

Goddammit Korlash.

;_; I would be sad if it wasn't so true...

[Korlash]

Alright people, the flower is safe and sound... shouldn't be any more trouble I think...

I will say the usually dangerous job of underwater mining/building has been made all the more lethal with the constant jumping around the environment is doing around my slow moving character... Wait, I see reality show...

The Deadliest Craft:

Real Alaskan underwater construction workers do battle with squids, lag, and the lack of oxygen at 50 feet below!

My God people... jump in NOW! This thing is guaranteed to take off and make

me

us lots of money!!!

[Korlash]

Filling my house completely to the brim with water is not a prank. It's a dick move.

Uh... >.>

That part about me working underwater was a total fabrication... <.< I know nothing about water seeping into anything anywhere... >.>

I stayed well within my zoning plans, see *tosses papers into face*

*runs and hides*

*shouts from other room* izak did it!

[Korlash]

Dafuq chess

=D This sounds like a great game... "bored with regular old Chess? Try out Milton Bradley's new 'Dafuq Chess'!"

I call dibs... My idea... My millions of dollars... >.>

[Korlash]

Oh Maru, it's so great to joke... "Oh Korlash, I picked your flower ha ha ha"

See what happens? SEE WHAT HAPPENS?

You tempted fate buddy... I'm burning that demon seed!!! BURNING IT!

[Korlash]

I picked your flower when I stumbled across it yesterday. Didn't do shit.

That explains the car crash...

I picked it earlier too, since I've been corpsing in your house.

...and the tornado...

I didn't pick the flower!!!

...and Rebbecca Black still being alive...

Why must you all continue to do bad things?!?!?!?!

[Korlash]

says the kid who spent hours gaining TNT supplies to TNT the town because he got tempbanned for a few days.

umadbro umadbro

I find it funny how mad he got when he lost those supplies... lol...

Ah, the little things in life... Makes me smile...

[Korlash]

Keep trying Dram... keep trying...

Also Korlash I also picked your flower.

This explains my girlfriend Cheating on me... O.O

Oh well, how can I stay mad at you, you little scamp! Boys will be boys I always say... well, never said it before but whats the harm in starting now I always say... Well, never said it before but what's the harm in starting now I always say... See... always say it...

[Korlash]

What good is dough? ALL THE OVENS HAVE BEEN BLOWED UP!

We need the cookies already baked... *breaks down crying* Already baked!

[Korlash]

It's right next to- oh... ha ha ha, good try sir... good try... >.>

[Korlash]

Om: I pressed the button...
Korlash: NOOOOO
Om: I am severely disappointed...
Korlash: It has a slight lag...
Om: I pressed it again...
Korlash blew up.

Ahh... good times no body will ever see again...

[Korlash]

>.> shhh...

The button was the root cause... <.<

[Korlash]

I want a title...

Kaptain Korlash... Um... Chancellor Valorum... Ambassador to the pygmy people of Saskatchewan... Maybe not... :\

[Korlash]

My monument! D=

no... My ego has been deflated...

[Korlash]

I think that says it all... *stares with pride*

(it says someone blew up the pumpkin farm... Jerks... Also, someone else sleeps outside? What is up with that? what a loser...)

[Korlash]

Oh damn... i really wish I had misspelled it now... D= what a laugh we all could have had...

[Korlash]

I FUCKING TOLD YOU HE DIDNT BREAK MY BED YOU FUCKERS

YOU GUYS BROKE MY BED

WHO THE FUCK WAS IN MY HOUSE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

GODDAMNIT JUST BECAUSE I DONT HAVE WALLS DOESNT MEAN I DONT NEED PRIVACY

GTFO AND REPLACE MY BED MOTHERFUCKERS

Oh... that bed... yeah it probably got blowed up when I accidentally destroyed the shrine to myself...

...


I feel we've both been through a lot today... Significant loss and all that. perhaps we should just try to move on... take a class, have a doughnut, come back in the morning and try to rebuild...

Of course, I'll be sleeping in a bed so will have more energy in the morning I suspect... <.< I'm not helping, am I?

[Korlash]

I honestly read "Koala", lol

D= I wish I was that cute...

[Korlash]

Roleblocker Roundabout, Investigation Alley, Majority Motorway!

Yeah yeah... too fancy... Solution: USE MOAR SIGNS!

[Korlash]

So... creeper blew a hole at the spawn. I'll fix it when I get back on but... Seem to be having difficulties actually placing blacks atm. Can someone let me know when this stops/is fixed...

[Korlash]

There is a cliff by the trees, creeper was on top, and he fell inside.

I heard him "fall" then looked around and saw him coming at me.

had I known I couldn't place blocks, I would have simply ran away, but I tried to fight him... /sigh...

[Korlash]

Yes, the hardest things to gather are the mail that piles up and all the voice messages from your boss about how you haven't shown up to work for three days. Dude, I'm building this giant clay rocketship next to a green woolen Godzilla, leave me alone!

[Korlash]

Hey, so i was thinking about building up a small general store in town once I find an open place I can 'set up shop' in so to speak. Every great town needs a shop to buy and sell things and I want to be the one to run it! We don't already have one, right?

What does everyone else think about this? If nothing else, it's a great set piece... Even if it doesn't do a lot of business.

[Korlash]

Can NPC's actually sell you stuff?

As far as economy goes, we have plenty of that already. Iron, gold, nuggets, diamonds. We can set up a barter system using those as currency. with an exchange rate blaze rods and coal can be used as well. Or that's how mine will work.

[Korlash]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind having to trek out to the desert to trade with those villagers... makes it more immersive... a trading caravan! yeah... then I bring the stuff back to my shop and sell it at a huge markup! *evil laughter*...

...

None of you heard that... >.>

[Korlash]

Heck yeah I'm building one if I wish. You all know you'd love to be able to hang around inside... blast, what should I call it... shop... shop... Run by Korlash... wait, I got it!

You guys wish you could hang around the K-mart! Bam.

[Korlash]

And your sand farm is like mined out...

I don't really like the ideas of shops at all on this server. Definitely don't want anything like maru's server. If Korlash or Om wants to go make a shop and stock it with a bunch of stuff and try to get stuff in return like a barter system then I have no problem with that, but trying to set currency and what its "worth" really won't work. Things are worth what people are willing to pay. Supply and demand, etc. Our server really isn't big enough to develop an economy like that though.

I don't really see anything different between an economy and a barter system other than size. If I set up a shop and say this is worth 4 gold nuggets, this is worth 3, and this is worth 2... then it's basically an economy set in the form of a barter system, isn't it?

I'll be playing in creative single player mode until I work things out (who needs instructions!), then I hope I have a place in your world. :3

You picked the right game then. I don't think... did anyone else get instructions? anyone? I didn't... did you? no? nope, no one got instructions here.

[Korlash]

Oh right,,, I need to do that...

Do I need mods to find the coordinates or is that standard in the game?

[Korlash]

Well i spent a good amount of time on my special warp point idea and I think I'm done with it... no, I know I'm done with it! So, without further adu, I give you:

Spoiler: Projected Model

Spoiler: Finished project

Thank you Mr. Creeper... For showing me the futility of my efforts...

=\

[Korlash]

Korblestones may not be open for business just yet, but it's good to see the store is done with the majority of construction... Now we just need to get our supplies shipped in and we'll be good to go.

Soon, our glorious corporate conglomerate shall have a foothold in your world and all your business shall belong to us! Muahhah... ha ha hah... HA HA HA... Also, we do validate parking for those wondering, we aren't heartless...

Also in case anyone is wondering how this will work, we'll have a pretty standard base of useful stuff for purchase but the majority of business will be done through store orders. You're welcome to place an order for just about anything and so long as we agree on a price I'll 'acquire' it for you and let you know when you can come 'pick it up'...

Oh, I guess this means I'll need to hire some employees... Oh crap, what's minimum wage in Minecraft? A stick? Yeah... bare market for jobs, bound to have a few applicants...

[Korlash]

Well it seems- *does a double take*

Holy Eff, it's Poker... How the hell are you? Why here i am about to go into some inane ramble and nearly forget to greet the ol' gov'ner himself...

Like I was saying before I was so rudely awe inspired...

Well it seems Korblestones has already had an attempted break in. I will worn you would be thieves out there that Security guard McChicken is now out on patrol and he has orders to blow his whistle if any of you kids loiter for more than 4 minutes! And vandals? Well, he'll be more than happy to phone the real police to teach you a thing or two, I'll tell you what!

And Maru... Very clever trying to set up a sugar cane garden right next to a shop that sells sugar... Trying to run my prices down I see... Very clever indeed, but it won't work! I'll have the zoning commissioner on you I will! *shakes fist* Do you even have a permit?!?!?

[Korlash]

In other news, gathering the reed for 200 bookcases takes a long time

If only we had a place where a person could just buy bookcases... >.>

WHOEVER THE FUCK PLANS ON BUILDING A SUGARCANE FARM ON MY FRONT LAWN I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KEEL YOU

Hey, you deflect blame onto others real good sir, you would make a fine corporate stooge, maybe even head of public relations... You wouldn't be looking for a job would you? Try saying this line: "My clients have no recollection of that event, nor have we ever 'sold' sex toys..." and work on something for the inevitable oil spill as well...

[Korlash]

Oh right, sorry... forgot Oil Spills weren't PG anymore... Darn hippies with their environmentalist laws... I'll show them, Large acts of superhero style violence with fake swear words and adult themed jokes only parents would understand! That will put those dirty flippits in their place!

[Korlash]

Also, be careful during breakfast... the last thing you want is to be biting into your toast and coming face to face with a creeper...

That happened to me once... I never look at scrambled eggs the same... ;_;

[Korlash]

I see the splicers have already started their approach to us normal people... Found a way to sneak into my secret tunnel I see... Clever buggars... Don't make me come down there with my golf clubs now...

[Korlash]

I wants an xbox 360 version... :O why am I playing it on the damn computer when I could be playing it on a real consol!!!

Also, Korlash, I'd like to apply for a position at your store.

Then you'll have to fill out an application.

Q1: The development of the industrial proletariat is conditioned by what other development?

Q2: The struggle of class against class is a what struggle? A what struggle?

Q3: Who won the Cup Final in 1949?

Bonus Question: Would you be willing to work weekends?

[Korlash]

*looks at form*

*coughs*

*repositions glasses*

Well... You're qualifications are... interesting to say the least. You seem more than qualified to work in our produce department... Unfortunately... Positions in that department have been filled... We thank you for your interest in employment with our location and wish you the best of luck with your future endeavors...

[Korlash]

On a side note... Minecraft costs me 1600 MS points...

... I only had 2000 points...

=DDDDDDD you better believe I just downloaded that shit... now... in fourteen hours... i shall finally be able to play this game!!!!!! *woohoo dances*

[Korlash]

An open letter to the person/persons who caused my herd of animals to disappear...

Spoiler: Penned in Blood

Number one: Sic vis pacem, para bellum

I hope you can understand the feeling of anticipation I held when I first stepped into my home today to greet my award winning pet chicken only to see an empty pen and realize that it was taking him a tad longer to load than it had taken me. But I did not fear, nor dread, nor fall into a deep depression, OH NO... for he was well worth the wait... His hopeful cluck, his joy filled ruffling of feathers, and his bountiful feast of precious eggs which normal society assumed until recently were solely produced by female chickens... All of these things I could wait an eternity for...

But that eternity came and went... and with it... a portion of my soul... For it soon became apparent... that Chicken... was gone...

Mournful and panic filled I rushed into the Husbandry in which the rest of my carefree flock dwelled hoping the little tyke had scampered into it by mistake. I knew that even if the worst had happened, even in the event my poor sweet fowl had met a tragic end, the rest of my friends would be there to help consul me...

Jumping down into the grassy abode my eyes were met with the bleak unending call... of silence...

I understand...

Corey... he was a bit of a trouble maker... always getting out of his cage and eating the decorative and expensive grass... Steven had a bit of a complex which caused him to play unwell with others, and Eddie... oh poor Eddie... When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy... well... you know the rest... *sniff*

Earnie and Emma... they were unfit for this confinement... I understand that they kept the neighbors up with their loud romping day and night but happy sheep are such a rare things these days, i did not see fit to stifle their passion... And Philis... Poor poor Philis... She didn't deserve this... She didn't deserve any of this...

Perhaps this is my fault... Perhaps I let my ego overtake my reason... To believe I could actually keep such honest creatures to myself... Keep them locked away... ;_; Love them... Cherish them... Appreciate them as individuals... Or perhaps... just perhaps... it isn't...

So... to you... to the helpless... doomed... soon to regret ever fucking waking up in the morning pile(s) of... well you know... If you're looking for ransom, I don't have any money... but what I do have is a very specific set of skills I have collected over a long career... Skills that make me a monster to people like you... If you tell me this is a hoax... or some glitch... or a faulty internet connection, I will not look for you... But if you don't... I will look for you... and I will find you...

And I will burn you... I will burn the

heart

... out of you...

-Signed, The late Korlash...

Number Two: Frank Korlash is dead... He died with his family...Number three: In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy it is necessary to act outside the law-to pursue…natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment.

[Korlash]

*flips through pages*

Hmmm... *marks something on the last page*

Well that seems to be taken care of.. not the scores we were hoping for but still passing with slightly off the ground colors..

Now i just need you to take a drug test... and we'll do a background check asap.

So answer these questions about drugs, make sure to tell us everything you're taking and where you got it because we are a sharing company... The background looks good on my end, the colors are bright and it doesn't take away from the main picture, so all is well.


Congratulations sir! you are now employed at Korblestones at the rank of junior stocker! Your duties include cleaning up the break room, watching out for vandles, and stocking the shelves with stuff that looks nice... Remember our store motto, we sell dreams and shit... You take care of the customer, and we'll take care of you!

[Korlash]

Korblestones, we sell mobs too!

[Korlash]

Gold nuggets!

Finally, a use for them! *and there was much rejoicing*

[Korlash]

There goes the neighborhood...

I mean... uh... No, that's pretty much what i mean... <3

[Korlash]

Korlash, I'll take 32 sheep in a large pen.

Sorry mate, all my breeding sheep were killed/lost so I can't sell livestock until I fix that... *sniff* just been in such a depression since their deaths... ;_; been meaning to take that sign down for ages now...

[Korlash]

naw, just opened hat creek cattle company. Sheep and pig production is back up... still no cows, and we don't sell mules, so don't even ask...

[Korlash]

Korblestones is running a special on texture packs, only 99N. Here is what some of our satisfied customers have to say about it:

"This looks just like the regular texture pack."

-Girl from corner

"Hey, this

is

just the regular texture pack..."

- George from IT

"I want my money back."

- Obviously confused guy.

ALL SALES ARE FINAL! But installation is free, and instantaneous at time of purchase... Offer valid while supplies last! *runs away from mob*

[Korlash]

Hello my 'friends'! With my family vacation and subsequent death of my computer, I have been awal from the server for a while and just wanted to check on things... you know... Make sure my sheep are being cared for... and the shop hasn't burned down... and no vagrant has moved into my house...