Mafia Family Feud -- (Game Over)

[TonyMontana]

And for GREAT SUCCESS

[TonyMontana]

In the words of Eminem:

There they go,
packin’ stadiums as Shady spits his flow,
nuts they go,

macadamian

they go so ballistic whoa

My answer is

Macadamia nut

. I certainly have never been able to afford one.

[TonyMontana]

We wait for Dana to answer "deez nuts right hurr"

[TonyMontana]

Are we allowed to discuss as a team whether to play or pass if we win, or is that a decision left entirely up to me?

[TonyMontana]

"Awww... good try, dana. Tony, did you want to play this one or pass it off?"

Wouldn't want anybody to say I didn't have the nuts to dare givin it a try, so we gon play.

Playaz and Gangstaz, mount up!

Also, going on a cruise tomorrow, be back on monday. Hope my team hasn't used up our three strikes by then

[TonyMontana]

*clap clap clap* good answer *clap clap clap* good answer *clap clap clap*
/family feud atmosphere

Although wikipedia tells me that's coffee....

[TonyMontana]

I was under the impression that there were no takesie backsies in family feud -.-

[TonyMontana]

Good answer, good answer.

I love brazil nuts. Eat em non-stop.

Although I had never heard of it before this year, and I didnt know the name until i recognized it in pictures just now. Hope americans are more familiar with it.

[TonyMontana]

Go Andrius, you got this one. Can't let DMKSNHS get an easy steal.

[TonyMontana]

Well it's not like pistachio and pecan are nuts reserved for billionaires :p

[TonyMontana]

C'mooon almonds.

Alittle ordinary, but certainly not the most run-of-the-mill.

mmmmmm marzipan

[TonyMontana]

I tried to stay positive, but i really had no faith in almonds.

But hey, at least it wasn't a coffee bean

[TonyMontana]

Ever since Macadamia landed on second place, I've expected cashew to be the top spot.

Here's to hoping i was wrong tho!

[TonyMontana]

Well, expensive obviously has to compete with public awareness, but I can't possibly imagine there being anyone who's say peanut when asking for expensive nuts.

Cashew is like the expensive version of peanut in my mind -.-

[TonyMontana]

*kicks the 3 people who answered walnut in the nads*

*kicks the 45 people who answered cashews in the nads*

*kicks my teammates for not answering cashews in the nads*

Wait, what, that was double point round? *kicks redcoyote in the nads*

[TonyMontana]

Well let me officially announce my support for work/office as our steal, unless someone offers a better choice for this futile exercise.

[TonyMontana]

I third fate and the other competent member's answer of work office

[TonyMontana]

To be fair, i never thought fate was serious about replacing until he got replaced

[TonyMontana]

Watched the whole Sarah Palin reality show to prepare for this.

Alternative question: Name an animal Sarah Palin is likely to shoot from a chopper.

I'm gonna go with

Moose

[TonyMontana]

"Er, yeah. Well, uh, that's

snow

joke!"

I lol'ed. -.-

Good answer, fate.

So far these answers could fit just as well with the norwegian wildlife. Except for the grizzly. But we do have brown bears.

Ninja edit: WTF is wrong with people. How is wolf not up there.

[TonyMontana]

My avatar has been blinking since september 23rd. The only time it wasn't blinking was between the 22nd and 23rd when i added blinking and terra transmorphing.

[TonyMontana]

If not, are we allowed to change gandalf? :p

[TonyMontana]

~.~

[TonyMontana]

Seashells

FTMFW

[TonyMontana]

Important game announcement

: Since most of the survey questions I'm using are close to, if not more than, 40 years old, I've decided to collect my own survey for the sole purpose of this game.

First off, this explains alot. 40 years ago there were no wolves in Alaska, and Snow was roaming the tundra.

Secondly, as a 24 year old I'm not sure i can relate to surveytakers who are prolly dead by now, but I don't know if I trust internet volunteers either. -.-

[TonyMontana]

Fuckfuckfuck I was considering people, but I went the more natural route.

Oh well, they won't fill up the board, we'll have our chance

[TonyMontana]

Secondly, lucky for you this is just an Internet game that's being played for fun. In other words, don't let it keep you up at night, Tony. XD

I won't I'm actually hopeful your new surveys will be even more fun -.-

[TonyMontana]

Last strike, you better get one while they are available

[TonyMontana]

I'd be upset if you asked for such distinction from our opposing team.

[TonyMontana]

I vote for Jellyfish to steal, what do you say, gangstaz?

[TonyMontana]

No, the lover one.. But I'll bite my tounge for now..

[TonyMontana]

First off, no

Secondly, Snow

[TonyMontana]

:Blanket_stare:

[TonyMontana]

Willing to bet good money that I have a good steal answer for rainbow.

Edit: RC, can my team get one point if I get a correct answer after Rainbow's guess?

We need to get on the board

[TonyMontana]

Also if Tony's answer that he PM'd me is right... I'll give P&G a point.

Also, was it necessary to shame us with three zeros on the pointboard?


This round is a hard one. I don't expect the zangs to finish, nor do I have faith in our ability to steal -.-

[TonyMontana]

Can I do your taxes as well, Tony?

Only if you pay them as well. -.-

[TonyMontana]

How was the lover answer neither sex nor company?

[TonyMontana]

Sickness is my best bet. Extra challenging that we need the 2nd answer -.-

[TonyMontana]

I guess, but when I hear lazy afternoon, I think staying inside. (also, uninvited company being top answer)

[TonyMontana]

But they didn't have bad weather 50 years ago, did they?

Saving it for a rainy day usually refers to saving something for when you need it, like money.

[TonyMontana]

RAIN IS AS BAD AS SNOW

QFT
HAPPY SCUMDAY FATE

Sooooo is bad weather /out, or?

I almost don't dare make a choice, but I still say sickness

[TonyMontana]

Wtf, it's like these answers are from another universe. Bank? BANK?

[TonyMontana]

My payday is on the 15. of every month

But in any case, the money goes into my account, and I either spend it from a card, or I take out cash in an ATM. Last time I was in a bank was in 2008 to get a apartment deposit back, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't a friday -.-

I guess my point is that I only deal with my bank online now.

[TonyMontana]

Things work a little differently in 1960's America, Tony.

I know.. that's why it's a totally different universe to me :p


godDAMNit, why didn't we go with rain?

[TonyMontana]

Lol, BB's list sucks nuts.

I'm with gandalf, the list needs more

SNOW

[TonyMontana]

Lol I'm not on your team, but if you think Mafia is a good guess go for it

Well obviously after the Mafia war in the 60's alot of people wanted to quit the mafia. (But couldn't out of habit)

My list would be something like this:
1. Knocking out the one-eyed champ
2. Choking the chicken
3. Floggin the dolphin
4. Cleanin the pipes
5. Beating around the bush
6. Rubbing one out
7. Playing the one holed finger flute
8. Whacking off
9. Feeding the Chickens
10. Masturbating

[TonyMontana]

....Is THAT what beating around the bush means???


And how the HELL does Tony know so many english colloquaims??

If you were this addicted, you'd learn a few euphemisms as well.. -.-

[TonyMontana]

A: This is not a bad habit. It releases tension and assists in building arm muscles.
B: Why would you want to stop?

A: Smoking release tension too.
B: I don't want to stop. But when you're whipping it out on the bus, you realize you have a problem.

[TonyMontana]

what about whipping it out on top bunk when your roommate is in bottom bunk? >_>

Guilty if you switch bunks... and then add 2 more bunkbeds in the room. Hey, it was the military.

[TonyMontana]

Sports

[TonyMontana]

Good answer, I'd say.

Will this be the redemption you need... -.-

[TonyMontana]

OUR TEAMNAME IS THE SNOW

[TonyMontana]

Twister

?

about goddamn time

Just better hope they were surveyed after Twister was invented in 1966 -.-

[TonyMontana]

Well so far all answers have beem things i suck at, so I'm gonna go with

socializing/conversing

[TonyMontana]

Btw, to all and any ladies, I'm playin, I'll totally sex you good. Just don't ask me to fix the bed after I break it. And I can't pay for the repairs. Ok, I'll stop talking.

Gandalf, I believe in you -.-

[TonyMontana]

What's your point, chess

[TonyMontana]

Good point.

[TonyMontana]

Pin the tail / truth or dare = SNOW

[TonyMontana]

Pin the tail / truth or dare = SNOW

no
since those are actually party games
while snow is not an animal

Pin the tail is a party game for 8 year olds. You perv.

[TonyMontana]

Smooth, bb, real fuckin smooth ಠ_ಠ

[TonyMontana]

My gut instinct said you did what I did after we striked out. Googled the question.

[TonyMontana]

We surveyed 3 people, and these were the answers we got:

Reck: jobs, dad. But mainly jobs.
Bb: fighting
Exil: not being a dad. Maybe being gay instead.
Reck: jobs jobs jobs jbs jobs Steve jobs jobs

Bb: I guess were going with being a dad, since everyone on my team is against that answer, including myself.

Look, I can't really say for sure you knew, but I think the fact that the answers are available on google is reason enough to anull the round.

[TonyMontana]

Was joking.

Let's move on

[TonyMontana]

NY Times

[TonyMontana]

AND REMEMBER THIS IS FORM FOURTY YEARS AGO!!

Good thing I didn't go with that iPad newspaper that launched this week then -.-

[TonyMontana]

This is too easy. We have to play

[TonyMontana]

Walking outside not allowed.

[TonyMontana]

Why does it say that it's my turn?

Because it's your turn.

Name a famous US newspaper

[TonyMontana]

Snow team record:

Tony

√√√√√√

(154)
Fate

x

√√

(14)
Andrius

xx

√

(48)
Gandalf

xx

√

(11)
Vas

xxx

(0)

I wanna clone myself and make my own family. But enough about my sexual deviancy, take a look at how good i am.

[TonyMontana]

Booya! Good answer!

Prediction: #2 spot with 17 points

[TonyMontana]

GODDAMNIT GANDALF. DELETE

[TonyMontana]

Booya! Good answer!

Prediction: #2 spot with 17 points

TONY WHAT THE HELL?

He used google...

I did not. I used my superior intellect. In any case, I predicted WSJ for #2.

Also, why does the answer has 5 answers all of a sudden, it started with 4 -.-

[TonyMontana]

Man I feel the pressure.

Chicago Tribune

The whole this-poll-is-from-40-years-ago kinda sucks.

On the edge here.... will we actually get a perfect round? -.-

Or did they possibly ask a young Sarah Palin 3 times, and she answered "all of them" every time? -.-

[TonyMontana]

[TonyMontana]

I think that's kinda like saying expenses.

[TonyMontana]

YOU FOOL

-.-

[TonyMontana]

RELEVANT

[TonyMontana]

Time to prepare for the steal, SNOW.

[TonyMontana]

Woo.
Lay it on them andrius -.-

[TonyMontana]

I'm constantly connected, so any time works for me.

Also: Aaaaaaaaaaaawwww yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa

[TonyMontana]

No need to use offensive words like "Hate" and "God"

[TonyMontana]

Well, look, I'll start it on Wednesday, but it will stretch into Thursday. Surely you aren't suggesting I snub gandalf, Fate? Where would your team be without him?

I think we can safely say that we wouldn't have THE SNOW without gandalf.

[TonyMontana]

I say we at least go for double

[TonyMontana]

Oh and we can start listing possible answers before choosing type right?

Edit, cause i was making triple posts:
I'm pretty confident that The Sled is the first thing to go. And a triple top answer is prolly worth more than getting all the other. It's a gamble, tho.

[TonyMontana]

Your list is good. I would put reindeer higher, tho. Maybe even before factory.

[TonyMontana]

The Snow (can be placed after Fate's suggestions)

[TonyMontana]

Elves should be before North pole, me thinks (maybe even before factory)

Also, I think mrs. claus would be more interested in the suit, than the list.

And since there's no limit to guesses, any guess mentioned or that you can think of, just tack on to the end. (Cookie stash, snow ahoy )

Still wanna go for triple points -.-

Edit: well, there is of course a limit on viable guesses.. number of answer spots + 2 strikes

Edit2: I want the suit before North Pole. NP seems so unlikely as an answer.

Sled, Reindeer, Elves, Factory, Suit, North Pole, List, Cookie Stash, Snow. <- My order suggestion.

Edit3: Obligatory point prediction:
42, 23, 16, 8, 5, (3)

[TonyMontana]

LOCKING IT IN FOR DOUBLE POINTS

Sled, Reindeer, Elves, Factory, Suit, North Pole, List, Cookie Stash, Snow.

Edit: Just realized my point predictions are basically the LOST numbers backwards

[TonyMontana]

Woo, third place

Also: seeing as we have more points than the team above, shouldn't we be in second place?

Woo, secOnd place

Edit: THE TOYS BELONG TO THE KIDS, DAMNIT

[TonyMontana]

*biting tongue*

[TonyMontana]

*Gathers as many facepalm pictures as I can find*

[TonyMontana]

Sooo wanna have a shot at both steals -.-

[TonyMontana]

Good answer, possibly top answer. Although I have my finger on facetime

[TonyMontana]

You know, I thought for sure that Fenchurch knew the top answer when she asked me if the question was a modern one.

Then I thought for sure Tony knew it with the way he was acting.

But I guess we're all equally socially challenged here (I didn't think of it either). Suffice to say that neither of those answers were the number one answer. I honestly don't remember if Facemask was up there in other blanks though, so I'll check it later and tease you now.

FACEPLANT. FACE THE MUSIC. FACEFUCK. FACERAGE

Edit : Facetious

[TonyMontana]

No I've been in the dark the whole time on this question I was actually hoping it wasn't modern, because I thought then we'd be able to rule some answers out.

Tony what's your guess?? Post now so we know you're not lying.

I said my guess, it was facetime. It was obviously not the top answer.

I now put all my assets on Faceplant. Only because it sounds more modern than any other guess i can think of

[TonyMontana]

Facetransplant

[TonyMontana]

The suspense!

[TonyMontana]

fenchurch totally ruined the reveal :p

[TonyMontana]

Has picnic been guessed?
Cause if it ain't there, my name ain't yogi

[TonyMontana]

And i doubt you will steal it :p

[TonyMontana]

Also, if The SNOW family is up for it, we can get another side match going between them and our newly formed family. I could actually use y'all as guinea pigs because I was thinking about changing the game's format up in a way that's more participatory and, hopefully, less strenuous.

Also someone asked if the scores are updated. They are.

The TONY is up for it.

[TonyMontana]

ಠ_ಠ

[TonyMontana]

That was my one guess

[TonyMontana]

...............................

[TonyMontana]

Go Andrius!

[TonyMontana]

How bout you PM your answer to RC instead.

[TonyMontana]

Well in this fake game of Family Feud, "whispering" is encouraged.

Edit: actually you had 24 hours to give an answer.

[TonyMontana]

I'm pretty sure it would behoove you to read the rules.

[TonyMontana]

I'm talking about the part where you're supposed to give an answer within 24 hours.

[TonyMontana]

2 reasons to not wait:

1. The rules say you have 24 hours to deliver an answer, and it's been like 32 hours or something

2. Reason #1

[TonyMontana]

PLAY! Because it's not about winning, it's about trying. -.-

[TonyMontana]

If I'm being honest, I don't think we can fill the board.

You know, on second thought, I'm thinking we should give the new team a go.

Doesn't really matter to me one way or the other.

[TonyMontana]

I would have gone with mouthful myself.

I know my backseat guessing have sucked lately, but I will stake my reputation on this:

Mouthwatering is not there, Mouthful is.

Edit: Too bold, mouthwatering may very well be there... I'll sling in a mouthpiece for good measure.

[TonyMontana]

@Tony: Mouthpiece is already up there...

Then I guess I'm right, then

[TonyMontana]

Glad to see my *sucking at steal guessing streak* is still alive -.-

[TonyMontana]

Wait, wasn't TM on OUR team before?

Arent i still?

[TonyMontana]

OBJECTION!

We basically had a weekend to try agree on a list, with added troubles of not wanting to give away hints to the opposition. I was drunk most of the weekend. Fate apparently was drunk the entire weekend. Vas gave some input right before the weekend, then presumably proceeded to get drunk.

I call for leniency, your honor. No strikes, for Andrius delivering a list today.

[TonyMontana]

Even if they steal our points, I'm chalking this up as a raging victory.

[TonyMontana]

It means I'm wearing sunglasses at work, cause I was #winning all weekend

[TonyMontana]

I was rooting for palette.

If easel's not up there, we'll simply blame Andy for bringing this into play in an sinister attempt to get us off the track.

Im rooting for palette and clay :p

gandalf, dont fall us now -.-

[TonyMontana]

I was rooting for palette.

If easel's not up there, we'll simply blame Andy for bringing this into play in an sinister attempt to get us off the track.

Im rooting for palette and clay :p

gandalf, dont fall us now -.-

Wait, what am I supposed to do?

You're supposed to be our bad luck charm, and since you argued for easel being higher, you pass it on to nsnsms -.-

[TonyMontana]

BAH

[TonyMontana]

[redacted]

[TonyMontana]

Buble and Phelps? A little too young. Although they did a valient effort of balancing with Michelangelo.

In order of preference:
Michael Keaton (90%) (Assuming this question was ealy 90s, Batman himself was hot)
Michael Bolton (80%) (Everyone loves them some bolton)
Michael Caine (50%) (J.Fox being last, kinda scared me off this one)

[TonyMontana]

TIL Michael Bublé is 35 years old.. Thought he was younger.

[TonyMontana]

HOW DID MICHAEL BUBLE NOT GET THERE. D;<

1. Because the survey was most likely done in the 90s
2. Even if the survey was done today, I don't think Buble would make the cut.


Unless some better is suggested, I am putting my vote on Keaton.

I AM STAKING MY REPUTATION ON IT, and pretending I didn't already lose my rep 3 rounds ago

[TonyMontana]

It's gonna be "being loud", watch it

[TonyMontana]

FUCKING DOUGLAS! [face_palm]

Btw, I think talking/critizising should have been accepted under "arguing"

[TonyMontana]

There's a good chance I would have opted for Douglas, had i just remembered him at all.

Michael Landon, I don't even know. I mean I googled him and was like "the bonanza guy?"

Keaton was fucking Batman, what more do you need? Survey was prolly taken the day after Landon died or something

[TonyMontana]

Go Gandalf! And if you say [redacted] I'm gonna hurt you.

[TonyMontana]

Dontsaysoccerdontsaysoccerdontsaysoccer

^what I was thinking.

[TonyMontana]

Well, isn't Hockey just a bunch of toothless, beat up white dudes? :p

[TonyMontana]

go with it

[TonyMontana]

Golf? Okay, so Tiger Woods is a good lookin guy. but for every Tiger there's 100 old senior gorillas playin golf.

Bodybuilding is not a sport ¬¬

[TonyMontana]

You could pierce a nose? Anyone?

i like it.

Only thing i've thought up is cutting off your nose.

You know... to spite your face ¬¬

Edit:

RC

, is there a time period available for when this survey was made?

[TonyMontana]

Has women ever "powdered their nose"?

I don't even know what that means anymore.

Back when this survey was done it was prolly still just an excuse for women to go piss.

Nowadays, if you say you're gonna powder your nose, people would just assume you were snorting coke in the bathroom.

Edit: a quick google search implies it has always been a piss euphemism.

[TonyMontana]

Get shot/killed?

[TonyMontana]

I don't care either way, tbh.
We're better at stealing though.

Really? I can't remember the last time we stole something.

We play

because playing is fun.

[TonyMontana]

Uh...... I have no idea after those two.

Run out of ammo

?

Good answer is good. Gotta be there.

[TonyMontana]

It *would* suck to get sun in your eyes during a gunfight, I'll give you that.

[TonyMontana]

Woo. Solid, Vas.

A little worried that I couldn't think of any of these.

But I do have one answer chambered. (ninja-edit: pun not intended) But it's a stretch, in the same vein as Fate's answer...

Save me the need to try it, Andrius! -.-

[TonyMontana]

Only thing i could think of is something like fall (off a horse). -.-

[TonyMontana]

Only thing i could think of is something like fall (off a horse). -.-

That'd be good too. Slipping/falling.
Oh well. In our Cowboy gang, tony's the one on the horse, and Fate has to wear sunglasses to keep the sun out of his eyes.

And Vas got terrible aim :p

[TonyMontana]

nvrmnd

[TonyMontana]

nvrmnd

Edited out pointing out how Pool was on the board, in hopes of it actually being submitted -.-

[TonyMontana]

Daaaaamn, I wish had a lawnmower like mah neighbour. That man is livin the good life, I cut my grass with scissors.

[TonyMontana]

Sure, whaddaya need, i can hook you up with a dimebag.

[TonyMontana]

I objectively support RC's judgment on this decision

[TonyMontana]

go gndlf!

[TonyMontana]

C'mooon Fate, present that werewolf with a present, preferably in the immediate present. Are your present?

[TonyMontana]

OH HAI THAR, I BROUGHT YOU A MOON

[TonyMontana]

Let me out there, coach, I can hit a homerun, i know i can

[TonyMontana]

Vas has been missing for a few weeks now.

I'll answer for him I guess. Going to think about it though.

Snow?

Who are you, and you can't answer for him.

[TonyMontana]

If we truly got a shit question and both teams are baffled we may want to restarted the round at this point

Not until everyone gets a shot, at least. I have the top answer for sure.

In any case, Andrius does too, I'm sure -.-

[TonyMontana]

If Haylen doesn't get on in time to answer, I will submit

Two Face

for her.

1. You pretty much did
2. that's pretty much a no-no

[TonyMontana]

Don't shave that fur, wolfie, just make it work for you with a

hairbrush/comb

[TonyMontana]

[TonyMontana]

Woo. Been holdin that answer since the question first was served. Was kinda hopin for 1st position tho -.-

Making a prediction of 47 points to top answer.

[TonyMontana]

Dunno what you are talking about :p

[TonyMontana]

Startin to feel sorry for the werewolf now, what a shitty birthday

[TonyMontana]

IM VLA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

YOU ARE GUESSING FOR WEREWOLF BIRTHDAY GIFT AGAIN.

RAZOR AND BRUSH/COMB ARE ON THE BOARD

TOOTHBRUSH WAS NOT.

WHAT SAY YOU?

[TonyMontana]

ONLY IF YOU WANT OUR TEAM NAME TO BE MOON INSTEAD OF SNOW

[TonyMontana]

At least buy him some real poo, not the sham stuff

[TonyMontana]

Well, there's nothing stopping you from discussing openly here.

[TonyMontana]

Booya, to the final round with one correct answer -.-

[TonyMontana]

Is any of my team here?

I say we go for Triple

Museum and Gallery for starters

[TonyMontana]

Food place is in the same category as my unspoken suggestion, strip club; you'll get to touch if you pay enough :p

[TonyMontana]

Aww, I would've added stripclub if I knew we had little time

Thanks for the game, RC, well modded and well fun.

Thanks to Andrius, Fate, Gandalf and Vas. We had a rough start, but I think we improved our game greatly!

[TonyMontana]

Game started 9 months ago :0

It's the end of an era. -.-