EPYC: Chains of Glory

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Oh, capital! It's already approved! <3

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Alrighty!!! Things are moving right along!

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Alrighty... this is moving along nicely... This is a lot more work overall than I thought, but it's turning out very well.

I have set things up so that the workload for me is as small as possible, so have no fear of me becoming overloaded and not wanting to continue. By all means, if you've received any PMs, respond back ASAP!

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Buahahahahaaaaa... the first rounds of pictures have just started rolling in.

This is even better than I expected!!

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This is interesting. I have a good idea of who sent this sentence along...

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I got a picture, but haven't gotten a sentence yet.

It'll happen. Everyone will have multiple chances to do everything.

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Haha... you'd be surprised. A lot of these are a lot better (and worse) than you might imagine!

LOL

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Edit: nevermind, epic simulpostmessagereceived

That'll teach YOU to complain!!!

I can't wait to see what you do with that one. rofl

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Mehehehe... I can switch you two next time if you would like... Nah, that wouldn't be fair to everyone else.


Actually, I contemplated switching Brandi with the person above or below her each time she has to write, just so she could draw instead.

I must say, that was

very

tempting indeed. Fortunately, I am an oak.

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Nice drawing, but where are all the pretty colors??

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Your patience has rewarded you. Meet me at the corner of Private and Message. Come alone.

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He has picked up his prod (and replied to it saying he'll complete his assignments soon).

Allllrighty then! (sorry, replacements!)

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No, your picture was THE BOMB. LOLOL

mallowgeno's on the other hand..... come on, dude. Put some more effort into them at least. Spend more than 15 seconds.

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Put some more effort into them at least. Spend more than 15 seconds.

I'll have you know mine are both awesome and 15 seconds.

By awesome I mean by an infant but

Yours must have taken at LEAST thirty seconds, and if not, well then maybe his were five seconds each.

Either way... make better pictures, you bloody MSPaint Bandits™!!! *shakes fist*

I try my best
I worked at least 20 minutes to make such a horrible picture

Heh! It's not bad...

well, not REALLY bad

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One of the most enjoyable parts of this is imagining what pictures prompted the sentences I have to draw.

Hahaha. Great pictures enable great sentences! And great sentences enable great pictures!

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Just finished putting in a bunch of new stuff!

StrangerCoug finally gets to draw a picture!

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Just added a bunch more from PMs I got. These are awesome!

Here are the people we are waiting on currently:

- Antihero

(1)

- RedCoyote

(1)

- Haylen

(1)

- Zang

(1)

-

Antihero

(2)

-

Haylen

(2)

- Robocopter87

(1)

- Andrius

(1)

- Equinox

(1)

- Kitoari

(1)

- inHimshallibe

(1)

-

Antihero

(3)

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Also, if you haven't gotten a turn to write or draw yet (or to do anything at all? which is some of you) then that will come up soon!

Unfortunately, "random" means some people randomly come at the end. But you'll get em! And likely all at once, in rapid succession.

So...

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You're right! That pic was great! lol

And yes,

everyone

will need to step up their game, because Brandi's turn is coming up.

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OMFR!~ ....I had to reject a pic.... it had words in it...

Words aren't allowed. That is an unspoken rule of this game, sorry.

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HAHAHAHAHA

the picture mith sent me got deleted by tinypic before I even got to see it.

LOL

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Yeahhhhhh... you're right. lol

oops

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Aaaand, after seeing this round of images and text people just sent in.. I reinforce that belief even more.



Also, unrelated: Can somebody who was in last game please link me to it? Just wanna see something.

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btw whoever drew the pink hippo farting pic... yeah. /// jk jk, lol



I shall resist, then, Brandi.

And as for the answer to your dilemma about whether I was being facetious, I'd say it was about 25% facetious and 75% truth.

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Actually... I honestly don't recall having given ANYTHING away yet... soo.... I don't know what the @#$^ you're talking about, Brandi.

Your case on me is entirely nonexistent. Reads to me like scum reaching, trying to start a bandwagon on somebody who's done nothing wrong.

Vote: Brandi

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Moospiker, you've already done 2 phrases and a picture. Some haven't even done that much yet.

In other news, there will be (at least) 40 chains in this game. I have only started 12 at the moment, and am running through them first as sort of a 'server stress test' to see how hard the whole thing would be, and how many chains I'll feasibly be able to handle at any given time.

So:

Bad news is, it's gonna be a ton of setup work for me over the next few days to get the other 28 chains in motion. But that doesn't affect you guys, so .

Good news is though, I should be able to handle the ~750 PMs I'll be receiving and sending over the next few weeks, due to the awesome system I have to handle everything.

Best news is: You guys should start receiving completed chains any day now. I'll probably reveal them in stages, so everyone can follow along, and so that we should have a new one revealed every couple of days until this thing is over. Which also means, once I've started revealing the chains, that you guys will have to kick it into overdrive to keep up with the system... OR ELSE.

Love,
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Um, obv misrep is obv.

I specifically stated:

RC is it really necessary to

almost

spoil the outcome of all of these chains?

You're the scum here-

double vote: EPYC

At the risk of seeming like I'm blatantly backtracking, yes, I did kinda misrep you. But you misrepped me as well.

And did you just crumb double-voting townie?

Unvote

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Heh. These pictures are golden.

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A chain has been completed! Andrius' chain.

I will release it later today when I have more time. Others will follow every few days.

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Ok, that sounds doable. Thanks!

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Ok... we are waiting on...

- Andrius - picture
- Charlie - picture
- horrordude0215 - picture
-

horrordude0215 - text

(2)

- papa zito - text
- populartajo - picture
-

populartajo - text

(2)

-

horrordude0215 - picture

(3)

- brandi - picture <-- omfg can't wait!
- tanstalas - text
- korts - text

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Also, I greatly desire your opinion here.
Please post your opinion as well as voting.

http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=15801

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New.... chains.... starting....

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Aight Sudo, your stuff has been sent. I look forward to seeing what you do with those.

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Got some more stuff, but not enough... Answer your PMs, people!

Things have been going at a trickle lately, I should be getting at least 20 PMs a day, but it's been more like 2-5, actually.

Nobody else wants to wait on you guys! If you're drawing, you shouldn't take more than a two days, tops, to get back to me, and if it's a phrase, that should be more like an hour tops (and that's if you think reallllly reallly slow...)!

Let's not make everyone else wait, k? They'll think it's MY fault.

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Yes, it has. But still. Shhhh.



Also, I find it very odd that inHim's chain (started 2 days ago) has already almost caught up to Robocopter's chain (started 2 weeks ago).

Hurry up, people in Robo's chain!

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Just added some more. I expect a boatload more over the weekend guys! Come on!!!

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Just got a bunch more stuff. Added.

We are now on the verge of having more and more chains be completed.

And now comes the long-awaited payoff!

:grins:

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Howdy, fellas. We are (and have been) waiting on:

-

Andrius

(getting replaced if he doesn't get it to me by tonight. He's been plenty active elsewhere on the forums).
-

Brandi

(getting replaced if she doesn't get it to me by tomorrow. She's also had plenty of time to complete her stuff).
-

Chevre

(getting replaced if he doesn't get it to me by tonight. I've been waiting plenty long for him to send his stuff).
-

Kitoari

(getting replaced if I don't get it by tonight. This one has been holding up the chain for quite a long time).

Nobody else has taken even close to this long, and I have replaced out people for three or four days of unannounced activity.
If this becomes a bigger problem, I will replace more ruthlessly. I don't want everyone to have to wait on just a few people.

- RC the EPYC

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Ahhh. 13 new messages. That's what I like to see.

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For those submitting pictures, it'd be nice if you actually read the directions, and:

Uploaded to tinypic.com, like it says in EVERY message I send out asking for pictures.
Make sure your pictures are 800x600 or below, like it also says in EVERY message.

Thanks! ^_^

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How many chains have finished so far?

Only 4 out of the 18 that have been started.

In other words: 22.222%, or just over a fifth of them.

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I said: Hold your unicorns. All will be revealed.

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HOW ABOUT YOU BUY AN XBOX, GET HALO REACH, LOG ONLINE, AND PLAY WITH US SO THAT YOU CAN HOLD ONTO YOUR UNICORN THEN.

OTHERWISE SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH BEFORE I STUFF IT FULL OF YOUR OWN APPENDAGES AFTER I SLICE THEM OFF WITH MY PURE RAGE.

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Seven chains are now completed.

/taunting

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Ok, I got a few more. Not too many, understandably, due to Christmas. When I have time I'll give mith the code/urls to upload stuff to ms.net/epyc2010 or somethin. Though it'd be much easier to just release it on my own forum cause that's where the info already is, formatted and everythin'. Hmmm I think I might just do that. I don't have time to code a new page at the moment and it is clear the demand is high for some sexiness, and how can I but deliver on such a demand?

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Ok now the second one's broken and the first one isn't.

Go figure.

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Ooooookay, after Christmas and New years, I figured things would automatically pick back up.

They haven't, sadly, and some people have either forgotten or they're just darn lazy! We are now waiting on:

Andrius, Brandi, Korts, gandalf5166, populartajo, inHimshallibe, and ... populartajo again.

Nobody else has had their assignment long enough to need a prod, but the above haven't responded for weeks.

That is all! <3

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Am I the only one who would prefer to wait till there all done before seeing them?

No.

I changed my mind. I prefer the "big payoff" now.

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Hey gandalf so are you gonna send your stuff in or what?

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Holy sh*t I PM'd a link to the thread to you.

Don't give me any of those lame excuses Mr.

We've been waiting on you for weeks now.

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Or you could just submit your pic instead of complaining about it being too violent.

There's a thought.

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TonyMontana replaces Kitoari with enthusiasm.

Another chain has been completed.

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Done.

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Hmmm... still waiting on a few culprits who are really slowing down the entire process because other people have to wait for them...

But some other chains are moving along quite nicely... with people responding almost as fast as I can send out the assignments.

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Per PM, I am forced to tell you that Shanba lost his MSpaint, so he re-installed his OS, and now it's all in Korean and he can't read it.

Poor, poor Shanba.

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Hmmmm... the game seems to be moving along better now.

...IS THE BOTTLENECK OVER??!?!?! OH PLEASE LET IT BE.

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I told you. The stoppage has been Ex-Lax bombed.

Let the flood begin.

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*lurks around, waiting for people to reply to more PMs*

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Only got 2 replies when I checked this account for PMs today.

I am gonna start prodding/replacing with ever-decreasing amounts of mercy.

Be ye warned.

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Moar stuff is out. Waiting on responses!

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Even more chains are unlocking today. w00t w00t

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Hey, nice picture though!

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MMMMM new pictures.

Mr. King Cat of Poop likes this.

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Yep. Apparently people sent in more than I thought.

I had a few in there that I hadn't gotten to yet.

*pumps fist*

The blockage is most certainly over.

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Plenty of stuff for today. I am pleased.

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quadz08 replaces SaintKerrigan.

jmj3000 replaces Furry.

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Got another one from imageshack today and it pissed me right off.

Tinypic is NOT that hard to use, fellas. But when I have to do 20 images at once, and I have to save them all to my hard drive and re-upload them to tinypic, it gets a bit annoying.

The rules are there for a reason.

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Just got 15 more pics/phrases

Good work people!

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P.S. It

never stops

, for me.

So go call the Whaaaambulance.

QFT

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After only a day or two, I opened my PM inbox to find 14 new messages, and none in my outbox! Sweeeet.

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I had a dream last night that RC started releasing chains by editing them into our old posts at random. It was a really annoying way to find them, but they were still funny as hell. One had a bicycle in it.

That would actually be a pretty funny way to do it.

I was actually going to make fun of you for having a dream about me, but it happened to me too. This morning between hitting snooze about 45 times, I had a dream where I was telling my brother (who lives in another state) about UA's JJJ impressions on omegle. Then I woke up and I was late for work :X

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Update on publishing some chains plz RC >_>

Later today, if I have time.

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lol... probably not gonna happen at this point... but sure, I'll put you on the list.

Also, I've gotten Mist7676 replaced in for Brandi, and all nice and situated with PMs in her inbox...

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LOL you were right! It IS a masterpiece!

(and I thought it was gonna suck, rofl)

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Just got another 14 PMs.

EPYC is pleased.. *purrr*

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Breaking News: Jahudo's chain already qualifies as

EPYC

status. And it's only half-done. LOL

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Tasky and Xalxe should each have 3 or 4 PMs in their inboxes.

Take your time on the pictures; there is no rush.

As for the phrases, please get them back as soon as you can!

Thanks.

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HAHAHA

Thats

so

great. LMAO

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Chain 4 has been released!

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Excellent. I got a bunch of new ones today! (more than usual) *claps*

Also, another one has been finished (Mina's, #17).

And there are plenty of them that are almost-done. I think we have passed the 75% mark. *pumps fist*

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I agree with the above.

Vote: Nikanor

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Aaaand, more active lurking.

Doublevote: Nikanor

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I approve of this post^.

Actually, I'm just gonna:

Dayvig: Nikanor

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(to be honest though, we're not waiting on Nikanor for anything at the moment. The culprits are actually... *mumbles a lot of names*)

Shhhhhhh.

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Attn all: We are bottlenecked on:

Andrius (2)
Antihero (2)
Charlie
Chevre
inHimshallibe
mask man
Mina
Papa Zito
Robocopter87 (2)
TheBadOne

^^ THROW BANANAS AT THESE PEOPLE. ^^

Disclaimer:

Some of these people just received their assignments today, so don't throw the bananas too hard at Chevre, TheBadOne, or Antihero.)

Note:

animorpherv1, cjdrum, and CSL just replaced in, and will get their 8 (cumulative) assignments shortly.

IF YOU ARE ON THE LIST ABOVE AND DIDN'T/DON'T KNOW YOU HAVE AN OUTSTANDING ASSIGNMENT, PM ME AND I WILL RE-SEND IT.

That is all.

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animorpherv1, cjdrum, and CSL should now have all of their assignments.

Note to them:

Finish the phrases as quickly as possible please, but take your time on the images.

Remember: Quality > speed.

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Alright Rhinox, same thing I told ani/cj/CSL:

Hurry up on the text ones, but take your time on the picture ones. No hurry.

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I am pleased. 5 more have come in since I checked in an hour ago.

Eeeeexccceeellleeennntttt.... *rubs hands together like Megatron*

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Excellent. I'd be happy to break any kind of record involving creative works spread across multiple types of media just for the sake of it.

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severe lack of TonyMontana so far.

It's a coincidence that you got one today. Purely a coincidence.

I AM BORED

MAKE ME DRAW THINGS

Yell at other people. I would make you draw things but we're waiting on people.

Punch these people in the face:

Andrius
VasudeVa
Porochaz
Rhinox
populartajo
Rhinox (again)
Mina
Chevre
Andrius (again)
Antihero
mask man
Rhinox (a third time)
Papa Zito (has been almost 2 months since I sent him his... hint hint PZ)
TonyMontana
Antihero (again)
mallowgeno
Zorblag
Porochaz (again)
mask man (again)

Those are the people we're waiting on, atm.

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animorpher's have been re-sent.

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Good.

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Robocopter's assignments have been sent to JDGA.

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I will be replacing Andrius and Antihero if nothing is heard from them by the end of the weekend.

This message has also been PM'd to them; so no excuses.

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Yay, you!

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I seem to have one extra picture to draw than I think Im meant to. Just checking thats correct RC? In all likely hood may have miscounted.

You still have more that you haven't finished, as well. I will re-send.

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I've resent assignments to everyone who has been lagging behind.

Some more notably than others. But all inexcusably.

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Antihero has checked in and said that his pictures will be in by the end of the weekend.

Andrius has yet to reply (but that's nothing new...)

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Meant to draw for this tonight.
Caught up in a 42 page game instead.
Tomorrow then?
Perhaps.

You have a 24-hour window from RIGHT NOW to have all of your assignments in.

Time left:

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Antihero is being replaced.

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Oh yeah, Nobody Special replaces Antihero.

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No, that's specifically for Andrius. Because he has been being a douche and holding everyone else up.

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Need a replacement? I'll totally be /in for replacing. Love this game in RL, although my friends get really blue with our chains. Gonna be a challenge for me to keep it PG =)

It's fascinating how this game sometimes functions as a Rorshach test, too.

So YOU are swank. Hehe, nice to meet you here. lol

But yes,

my stuff will be done tonight

.

The lulz, they are epic. Or rather, the LIES were epic.

Either way, unfortunately, they were not EPYC.

Saxophone Superstar Sergio Flores of SexySaxManSaxograms.com replaces Andrius.

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Robotnick2 replaces Andrius effective immediately.

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Yep. He /replaced first.

Sorry.

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Two chains just ended.

LOL @ VasudeVa and TonyMontana.

EPIC WIN.

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Ladies and gentlemen. I am really, really, REALLY gonna need to speed things up.

This slow and dinky pace is all fine and dandy, but we need moar resultz faster.

Please please please.

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Currently waiting on:

Rhinox***
mask man***
pherv**
JDGA**

Chevre
Mina
Moospiker
Nobody Special
poptaj
Porochaz
quadz08
Zorblag

Number of asterisks equals how many chains someone is holding up.

I am PMing this to the players in question. If you get the PM and you can't continue, respond SO THAT I CAN REPLACE YOU.

Whoever has multiple chains being held up and it's been more than 24 hours since I've sent the PM to them, I'm replacing.

There will be no more mercy.



On a side note, invite all your active friends to /in to replace in this game!

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I'm not going to be able to get to them until at least thursday. If you have replacements waiting, go ahead and replace me, otherwise I'll do them as soon as I have time.

(just let me know if you're going to replace me)

Rhinox has until the end of Thursday.

mask man is being replaced. Robotnick2, I choose you!
animorpherv1 is being replaced. CSL, I choose you!

JDGA has been given an extension due to finishing one of his pictures. End of Thursday, like Rhinox.

This has been a public service announcement.

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Hmmmm... that's odd. Are you talking about the [redacted] one?

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You?

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Also, no matter how hard anyone else tries to protest:

Sudo_Nym and Porochaz have a friggin' deadlock on the Worst Artist "award", so don't even bother trying to usurp them.

Might as well make awesome pictures!

(just as long as you send me SOMETHING, Ranmaru! It's been daaaayyyssss)

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Okay, thanks P.

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Time to clean out the closet.

We are waiting on:

Zorblag (

7 days

)
Ranmaru (

7 days

)
populartajo (

14+ days

)
Rhinox (

14+ days

)
Chevre (

14+ days

)

Ranmaru (7 days) **

Charlie (

14+ days

)
TonyMontana (

7 days

)

Rhinox (

14+ days

) **

Charlie (

14+ days

) **

Shanba (

14+ days

)

Ranmaru (7 days) ***

Zorblag (7 days) **

Ranmaru (7 days) ****

Porochaz (

14+ days

)
Robotnick2 (

14+ days

)

Moospiker (today)

VasudeVa (today)

implosion (today)

Zang (today)

KaleiDoscøpe (today)

ChannelDelibird (today)

Those who haven't responded for

14 or more

days

will be replaced unless their assignment is in within the next 48 hours.

(expired on 2011-06-19 15:16:31)

Those who haven't responded to

2 or more

chains

will be replaced unless I receive an assignment with the next 72 hours.

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I have a feeling we are going to need a lot of replacements.

Advertise the game to your friends.

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Thanks. Noted.

Got any good mish-mashers you can recommend to join this game?

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Sure. Anyone can play!

(except players who have already flaked)

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Yeah, you had missed one. But never mind now, obv.

Thanks for being punctual (once you were threatened with death!)

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Haha. Yeah, that's not bad.

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Given RC's behaviour on the wiki, I decided to go ahead and lock him out of this account. I'll look into transfering access to someone else soonish.
-mith

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*wonders if there is a reason that Chain 37 is complete, but that we're still waiting on Chain 16*

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We are waiting on:

Zorblag (

7 days

)
Ranmaru (

7 days

)
populartajo (

14+ days

)
Rhinox (

14+ days

)
Chevre (

14+ days

)

Ranmaru (7 days) **

Charlie (

14+ days

)
TonyMontana (

7 days

)

Rhinox (

14+ days

) **

Charlie (

14+ days

) **

Shanba (

14+ days

)

Ranmaru (7 days) ***

Zorblag (7 days) **

Ranmaru (7 days) ****

Porochaz (

14+ days

)
Robotnick2 (

14+ days

)

14+ days:

populartajo is being replaced.
Rhinox is being replaced.
Charlie is being replaced.
Shanba has achieved redemption.
Porochaz has achieved redemption.
Robotnick2 is being replaced.

2+ chains:

Ranmaru has about 21 hours before being replaced.
Zorblag has about 21 hours before being replaced.
Charlie is already being replaced.
Rhinox is already being replaced.

Current replacements list is: *drumroll*....

kiwieagle.

I will need 3 more, possibly 5 more if Ranmaru and Zorblag don't respond soon.

As it happens, if we don't get these replacements, the game will stagnate even more.

Please (anyone besides me who cares about this game), find some replacements.

Advertise the game in your sig, PM a couple of friends.

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If anyone would like to /replace into EPYC, just type /replace. <3

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kiwieagle replaces poptaj.

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Gammagooey replaces Charlie.

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DeathNote replaces Robotnick2.

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saporovirus replaces Ranmaru.
AntB replaces Zorblag R`Lyeh.

I decided not to give them 21 hours to disappoint me.

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He hit one of those exceptions. lol

Also, saporo's pictures are the tits! <3

I lol'd so hard at a few of them.

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We might be finishing up another chain today too... so you know what that means!

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I'm overall quite pleased with these new replacements.

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Before it's even asked, yes quadz, it is a coincidence that you got 3 assignments today in rapid-fire succession.

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Looks like Shanba has come through for you guys!

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Giving fair notice to VasudeVa that if he takes too long, I'll replace him.

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Nope there is still one left, I see.

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Got a lot of new pics in today. <3

Bravo.

This is going much faster now.

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Also, I found a good pic for AntB to crop into an avatar:

Spoiler:

Tell me that is not perfect. Tell me.





Well, you're wrong.

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Currently waiting on:

Equinox (just since today)
TheBadOne (just since today)
AntB (just since today)

Gammagooey (just since today)

Equinox (just since today)**
Faraday (just since today)
Sudo_Nym (just since today)
ChannelDelibird (just since today)
Mina (since 6/23)
Shanba (since 6/23)
implosion (since 6/23)
VasudeVa (since 6/23)
swankidelic (since 6/23)
Mist7676 (since 6/23)

Xalxe (since 6/20)

Rhinox (since 6/20)

Rhinox (since 6/19)

Gammagooey (since 6/19)**

Gammagooey (since 6/19)***

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Scratch Faraday and Sudo_Nym, they have already both responded since I started making that list.

But the rest of you who haven't responded since 6/23 or before... tsk tsk tsk....

*throws out BanHammer™ 3000*
*hefts BanHammer™

6000

judgingly*

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Aaaaaand, they both ninja'd me here, too.

Moar chains will have to come later, but I am satisfied with today's crop, YEEEEEESSSSSSS.

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Btw, that's the third chain that finished today.

The end is in sight!

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...or perhaps more appropriately for those male and/or gay of you:

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ooba now has all of Xalxe's outstanding assignments.

(a whopping ONE)

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It's barely been one week and half of that was V/LA so stfu!

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No, what SHE said! ^

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Butter my buns and call me a biscuit! Oh wait! They're already buttered! Mmmm, yummy!

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Alright.

Well.

We're still waiting on a fair number of people to send in stuff.

Namely:

Mina

,

TheBadOne

,

implosion

,

VasudeVa

,

Gammagooey

, and our beloved

Rhinox

.

They are being PM'd this.

They will be replaced if they don't respond very soon. VERY soon.

That is all.

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Indeed! <3

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^ Me too! How 'bout that? <3

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moar stuff please

as in, do your assignments.

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Ain't that a fact.

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Shut up, please.

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Currently waiting on:

Mina (almost three weeks)
Gammagooey (one week)
Faraday (since yesterday)
mallowgeno (one week)
Shanba (since today)
VasudeVa (almost 3 weeks)
Tasky (since yesterday)
Rhinox (one week)
Mina again (3 weeks again)
mallogeno (one week again)
Mina AGAIN.

Mina and VasudeVa are being replaced.

Those with outstanding assignments that have had them for more than a week will be replaced if I do not hear from them within 24 hours.

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Yep. Too bad she took forever.

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All assignments are out to the replacements now.

Let the games

begin

continue.

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Those with outstanding assignments that have had them for more than a week will be replaced if I do not hear from them within 24 hours.

Rhinox and mallowgeno have replied with intent to do their assignments, and Gamma has completed his assignment.

Apparently threats work.

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Shhhh. "Eeeeeverything will be fiiiiine." - Jafar

Say it with me.

"Everything... will be... fine." - Sultan

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Hoping you're hurrying up on your pic btw, Mist.

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More crazy pictures submitted.

More assignments disseminated.

More delicious catnip inhaled.

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HAHAHAHAHA

Modern masterpiece indeed.

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Chain 16 (Faraday's Chain) has been released.

Go check it out here!

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Waiting on:

ooba
Faraday
swankidelic
Shanba
Chevre
Tasky
Rhinox
ooba
Nobody Special
Fenchurch

Everyone on this list has 2 days to get all submissions in to me, else they will be replaced.

(expired on 2011-07-29 20:54:09)

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Hi Prozac here, trying to get my bearings but there are a few things RC left out, can someone tell me who ani replaced?

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OK v.3: There are only ten chains left, and most of those only have one picture remaining in them. Porochaz, you still have one more sentence to submit, so until that's done I guess I'll be running it. Later today I'll be sending everyone reminders if they have something to do. We're really, really close to finishing this game up guys.

- Umbrage

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http://mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php?tit ... y/Chain_18

Whilst me and Umbrage discuss a few things, here is Chain 18!!!

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For my own sanity:
ooba replaced Mina not xalxe.
Xalxe is still in.

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Player list:

1. Fenchurch
2. TonyMontana

Kitoari

3. ChannelDelibird
4. Ranmaru

VasudeVa

5. Tasky

KittyMo

6. AntB

Zorblag R`Lyeh

7. Nobody Special

Antihero

8. Papa Zito
9. Equinox
10. swankidelic

Andrius

11. saporovirus

animorpherv1 gandalf5166

12. DeathNote

mask man

tanstalas

13. quadz08

SaintKerrigan

14. JDGA

Robocopter87

15. SpyreX
16. mallowgeno
17. Umbrage
18. kiwieagle

populartajo

19. Thor665

KaleiÐoscøpe

20. RedCoyote
21. Gammagooey

Charlie

22. inHimshallibe
23. Xalxe

mith

24. Zang
25. Shanba
26. TheBadOne
27. Rhinox

jmj3000

Furry

28. Porochaz
29. cjdrum

StrangerCoug

30. Jahudo
31. implosion
32. Korts

Haylen

33. Chevre
34. Sudo_Nym

horrordude0215

35. Nikanor
36. Mist7676

Brandi

37. Faraday
38. bvoigt
39. ooba

Mina

40. Moospiker

Replacements List:

1. mb53
2. SaintKerrigan
3. open
4. open
5. open

How it Works:

Also, this is kind of important:

If I need you to write or draw anything, you will receive a PM from me

on either this account, or from the new account Eat Poop You Cat, which I have created in order to be able to handle the insane amounts of PMs that I'll be going through each day... you know, so they don't overflow my inbox on this account.

^^^ It's as simple as that.

Some Tips:

OK, I've been playing this for a fair while, so some tips:

1. Keep it Clean: It might seem like a good idea to throw an obscene joke into the game, but trust me, it never works out. The meaning of the original sentence might be completely changed by the end, but a penis will stay in the thread forever. It gets old fast. Just don't try it.

2. Less is More: Don't make a sentence that involves robot monkeys fighting alien tigers in Norway, because every single picture will be of robot monkeys fighting alien tigers in Norway. If in doubt, write something abstract, like 'the quality of mercy is not strained'. That will create a far more ambiguous picture, and ensure an interesting game.

3. Don't be Smart: I've seen a fair amount of people try to recreate the exact sentence with their picture, by making a little sentence of symbols, or blank spaces for letters. I'm not sure why they do this, it could be they're trying to be clever, trying to break the game, trying to suck the fun from the game, or are just lazy. Any which way, it's stupid, and everyone will hate you afterwards.

4. Go with your Gut: Don't second-guess your first instincts about a picture or sentence, don't try to figure out what the original meaning was, just work with what you have seen. This is how the game gets funny. Of course, this is overruled by rules one and three.

5. Better Late than Never: Take your time working on your pictures. Make them the way you envisioned them. It doesn't matter if you suck at art, just keep plugging away at it and it will work out fine. Don't create deadlines, they just make bad pictures.

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Ok, letting you know where we are at.

There are only 17 more things to do.

Currently people with projects are:
Ooba
Papa Zito
swankidelic(needs replaced)
Sudo_Nym
implosion
kiwieagle
Myself
saporovirus

We want these done within the week if possible.

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Woohoo! Thanks for getting this back on track, Poro and Umbrage

Myself

Is this even possible, assuming you've now seen the rest of the chain?

/thinly veiled attempt to get given some extra assignments myself

I havent looked at that PM. So Im waiting for her to send it to me. I only looked at the chains I had to send on to other people. There will be at least one assignment needing a replacement/existing player to take on but there are a few thing needed sorting out first.

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Ok, letting you know where we are at.

There are only

17

10 more things to do.

Currently people with projects are:
Ooba
mith
kiwieagle (has done one and gotten another)
Myself

We want these done within the week if possible.

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Mith has retaken Xalxe's spot.

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Ok, letting you know where we are at.

There are only

17

11 more things to do.

Currently people with projects are:
Ooba
mith
kiwieagle (has done one and gotten another)
Myself

We want these done within the week if possible.

Sorry, I think that was a miscommunication on my part, Fenchurch still needs to finish a chain. -Umbrage

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Ive been tidying the inbox as I go. Your phrase was in a seperate folder, should have put that in me and umbrages "what has been done" pm.

Prozac

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I have 2 in for the side game whilst we are waiting. There are 10 things left to do now. If it can get down to 8 by the time I get back from drinking tonight I will release chain 19 tomorrow... (or try to, Umbrage can do it easy, for me it takes effort)

EDIT: Thats about 9 hours from now.

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10 things left to do means no chain.

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Will be sorting both the side game and this game out tomorrow.

Ooba, you have 72 hours from this post to get your pics in. I will send you a PM soon about it unless you acknolowedge it here.

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From what Ive said in the PM, it'll be 48 hours from this post for both kiwi and ooba.

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Ok, letting you know where we are at.

9 more things to do.

Currently people with projects are:
Ooba
kiwieagle
and Inhim (who will get it in the next hour or two - I havent sent it yet)

If it gets down to 6 in the next 48 hours, chain 19 will be released.

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like 9 things to do before this whole shenanigan is over? If so,

One chain still has 4 links missing so it might take another couple of weeks...

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7 left... 1 thing left till chain 19...

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We are now on 6. You get your chain 19!!! Except not tonight because Im tired and sleepy. And as I am V/LA and got a game to run, unless Umbrage gets to it, it might be a while sorry!

You will get it Sunday evening at latest.

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As Karma would have it. I just stept on cat sick.

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and again, my cats had a fun night

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I am too good to you guys... Can I sleep now?

Note: Prozac needs to learn how to use the wiki button...

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mb53 replaces kiwieagle

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There are very few things left now. I aim to be done by the 6th of September at the very latest.

If I get the specific picture I want in the next three days, I will release chain 20.

Is that picture yours? Do you have an outstanding picture? Then it probably is. SEND IT NOW!!!

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Okay, so I gave some of you a two week assignment to do, to round up some threads. Im waiting for:

ChanelDelibird
AntB
Nobody Special
Papa_Zito
DeathNote
JDGA
mb53
gammagooey
SleepyKrew
ooba
Moospiker

to finish. I would really like them done before the 7th. (the deadline) With 11 left to do,
if I get 6 done by September 2nd, I release chain 20,
9, I release Chain 21 and Chain 22
all of them, I release all of them.

If I don't, then we wait till September the 7th.

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1 down, 10 to go.

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I have 2...

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Okay, so I gave some of you a two week assignment to do, to round up some threads. Im waiting for:

ChanelDelibird

AntB

Nobody Special
Papa_Zito
DeathNote
JDGA
mb53

gammagooey

SleepyKrew
ooba
Moospiker

to finish. I would really like them done before the 7th. (the deadline) With 11 left to do,
if I get 6 done by September 2nd, I release chain 20,
9, I release Chain 21 and Chain 22
all of them, I release all of them.

If I don't, then we wait till September the 7th.

4 more needed and 28 hours remain.

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9 hours remain and 4 pics still to do.

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As in 4 pics still needed to get to the first level.

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Okay, so I gave some of you a two week assignment to do, to round up some threads. Im waiting for:

ChanelDelibird

AntB

Nobody Special
Papa_Zito
DeathNote
JDGA
mb53

gammagooey

SleepyKrew

ooba

Moospiker

to finish. I would really like them done before the 7th. (the deadline) With 11 left to do,
if I get 6 done by September 2nd, I release chain 20,
9, I release Chain 21 and Chain 22
all of them, I release all of them.

If I don't, then we wait till September the 7th.

4 more needed and 28 hours remain.

6 and a half hours. 3 more needed.

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1 hour 3 assignments left to get in.

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Its accepted, however I still need 2 more and the time is up. Im going to be nice though and give another 6 hours...

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Okay, so I gave some of you a two week assignment to do, to round up some threads. Im waiting for:

ChanelDelibird - has PM'ed me that it will be done in 48 hours

AntB

Nobody Special

Papa_Zito
DeathNote
JDGA

mb53

gammagooey

SleepyKrew

ooba

Moospiker

to finish.

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My sister replaces SleepyKrew.

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Okay, so I gave some of you a two week assignment to do, to round up some threads. Im waiting for:

ChanelDelibird - has PM'ed me that it will be done in 48 hours

Papa_Zito
DeathNote

JDGA
my sister
Moospiker

to finish.

6 and a half hours remain

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edit

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Bleh I dont have time to do this tonight. Will do it tomorrow. Promise.